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Caradhras
Last Activity:
Apr 17, 2018 at 4:15 PM
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Workaholic on vacation

Caradhras

I may be bad... but I feel gooood!, Male, from Lugdunum

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    1. Runescarred
      Runescarred
      An interesting album thou hast, Sir ;). 'No Rest for The Wicked', id est. Very entertaining. The 'get away from me, filthy beggar' ones are my personal favourites. Have a great day, by the way. :)
    2. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      Oh yes, there WILL be blood. And weaponry. Death. Massacre. Genocide, Annihilation. I will build myself a castle made from paladin corpses. A grim fortress to celebrate the wicked and the demise of worthless do-goody-two-shoes self-righteous holier-than thou paladin wannabes. Say hello to the bad guy, b******!

      It's good to be evil, would you say, my wicked friend?
    3. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      Hmm... I got the basic idea on how she's going to look like, and I have the perfect entrance music in mind. That W-word is going to get it... 1-on-3 Handicap matches with weapons? Check. Ladder match? Check. Hell in a Cell? Check. Weapons match? Check. Inferno match? Check. Falls count anywhere? Check. Ironman match? Check.

      Damn, it's good to be wicked.
    4. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      You know, I think I'm going to create the underage holier-than-thou paladin in Smackdown vs Raw 2010. I have mastered the art of dishing pain in anything goes matches with various instruments of pain, death and woe. Give it some time, and the 2010 whiny bombastic Mary-Sue is going to have been put through a triple-digit number tables, her brains bashed in/her ankle smashed by a steel chair, sledgehammers, canes, trash cans, ladders, 2x4s, etc, etc, etc... Here comes the pain, b****!
    5. starfox64
      starfox64
      Your posts are always informative and entertaining.
    6. Nakia
      Nakia
      Thank you for the Happy
      Birthday message. :D
    7. Triactus
      Triactus
      Thanks man! :)
    8. CelticDream
      CelticDream
      My energy came from the lovely can of Starbucks espresso energy drink :D If I could find a way to share it, I would!
    9. CelticDream
      CelticDream
      Hi!!! I'm overflowing with energy and just had to bounce on here and annoy you with it :D I'm such a dork :lol:
    10. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      Her permanently dying was fixed by lowering the difficulty level to the level where party NPCs cannot permanently die. It is then a simple matter of raising her using the good ol' cheat keys and subject the filthy skank to a thousand successive deaths.


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      It's a pity you can't level drain her, rob her and then sell her to Lehtinan so that she can embrace a new career in entertainment at the Copper Coronet...
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      HAHA! Genius, my friend, sheer genius! Just imagine the pleasure of watching her slowly break down mentally because of her new "entertainment" career. How do you like being a filthy <>hore, you holier-than-thou piece of trash? BWHAHA! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
    11. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      Well, CN Anomen is a blast, I'll give it that.

      Polymorphing her into a squirrel? Imagine a squirrel Saerileth going around preaching about the evil of eating nuts. Killing her with an axe never gets boring, 'cause it's what I'd do. Or, head to the Shadow Dragon, watch her get ripped to shreds while the rest of the party is MIA. Turn her to stone, shatter the statue. Rince and repeat. Storm the Cult of the Eyeless with w/no gear, raise her until she's killed them all... she'll die a hundreds to a thousand times. Send her in a nest of undead and watch her get level drained to oblivion. Cast Protection from Evil on everybody EXCEPT her, remove her gear, summon a demon, watch her getting slaughtered. Attack Firkraag on her own with no gear. Get her torn to pieces by Shadows/Shadow Wolves. Storm the Shadow Thieves' guild and watch her get backstabbed to death. Get her slaughtered by Illithids. The possibilities for fine entertainement truly are unlimited.
    12. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      I never bothered with Anomen until recently... damn, it's fun watching him fail the test, and I was ecstatic when he decided to kill Aerie, which I 100% endorsed by the way... and what's not to endorse, getting rid of whining useless ex-winged elf. Stop living in the past, w****, and shut your mouth, nobody cares about your F'N wings, including and ESPECIALLY not me! And as for the self-righteous, holier than thou paladin and the midget paladin wannabe... I just kill them when I had the chance.

      I still hate that whiny bombastic underage, pompeous ass Saerileth. I almost feel like installing this POS mod just so I can kill her worthless ass again and again and again and again... could be a good sport, wouldn't you say?
    13. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
      ----------
      I do share that sentiment although I don't care much for the septic tank, way too smelly for my demanding tastes.
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      I agree, but if I was forced to choose between drowning in waste or doing a BG2/ToB run with whiny bombastic Mary Sue, I'd choose drowning in waste. As disgusting, gross and vile death it might be, it's a walk in the park compared to the slow descent into mental breakdown that leads to insanity and blowing my brains out with a F'N shotgun because I cannot take anymore of this horrible whiny voice which makes me want to strangle myself to death with some wire, ninja style while getting poison injected in my veins. Oh yeah, while I'm hanging myself, too.
    14. Disciple of The Watch
      Disciple of The Watch
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      I hate Saerileth too.
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      If that w<>ore was for real, I'd be in jail for murdering her. That being said, I'm glad to hear someone speak some sense. This F'N mod stinks even worst than a dead whale on a beach during a blazingly hot summer day, two weeks after it's death. I'd rather drown in a septic tank than take her on a BG2 run. I'd rather slit my throat with a dull, rusted butter knife. I'd rather go for a swim in a pool of piss. I'd rather beat my head against a concrete damage until I pass out from the cerebral damage and proceed to bleed to death. I'd rather wrap myself in barbed wire, and set myself on fire while being lowered in a cage with lions with steaks hooked on the barbed wire. I'd rather find a way to empty a whole charger of 44 Magnum bullets in my F'N head.
    15. Tillix
      Tillix
      I played Homm5 also for quite some time, i liked that you can send troups around without a hero. I had a single soldier uncovering large areas of the map quite often.
      The old kings bounty was basically my very first PC game, and the reason to get one as well ;-)
    16. Tillix
      Tillix
      HOMM 3 is awesome!!
      Did you guys check out King's bounty? I loved the (very) old version, and the new one is cool as well!
    17. Taluntain
      Taluntain
      Awesome retro profile look! :thumb:
    18. Triactus
      Triactus
      Haha, indeed, but mostly with HoMM 3. Damn, I don't know how many days I spent playing that game. I even beat the single player campaign. My favorite team was Castle for the Archangels. Once you had 20, or even 10, the game was pretty much yours... I have the 5th game, but I didn't play all that much on it... don't know why...
    19. Triactus
      Triactus
      I haven't played for a while, but I was stuck in my level of difficulty (not sure which but a low one... :p). If I go higher I'm beaten fast. But there was this wicked game where I made wicked diplomatic moves to isolate my enemies one at a time until I was ruling over two of three continents, and sailing towards the third one... mouahaha, good times... What other games do you play?
    20. Triactus
      Triactus
      haha, yeah, my signature comes from Civ IV. In fact, I made a list of my fav quotes and I'll change my signature with it once in a while. You're a big Civ player?
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