What is your favorite bumper stick that you have seen, or bought?

Mine is;

"I get along with God just fine.
It's his fan clubs that I can't stand."

"Believe in God, SHE will provide" :grin:

my grandmother wants to get that one.

The Sorcerer's Place one (Coming Soon :) )

Hang Up and Drive

Mean People Suck. Nice People Lick.

"Do not interfere in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup"

Hey I know that one. "Mean people suck, nice people swallow". Eew. :nono:

If you can't take over, take off.

On the front of your car: Your at the wrong side!

One of my favorites that I saw on the back of a jeep Wrangler...The bumper sticker was upside down:

"If you can read this, please flip me over"

"Ass, Grass, or Gas - Nobody rides for free" :D

I have a bunch that I like, but I'll only list 3...

"The closer you get, the slower I go"
"Suicide is proof that Darwin was right"
"My other car is a '76 Mo-ped" :hippy: :rolling:

My favorites are those ones that inform you that their kid is an Honour Student... oh wait... I HATE those ones!!! :mad:

I like the one Kitrax said because my other car really is a 76 (acutally 71) moped. :D

Well, gun control is a big deal here in Canada, and I've seen anti-gun control stickers that have a picture of Adolph Hitler doing the Nazi straight-arm salute -- the caption reads "raise your hand if you support gun control!"

Another good one was when the Canadian government under Brian Mulroney instituted a national sales tax -- there were thousands of bumper stickers with raised middle fingers that said simply "Tax This, Brian!"

On my truck: I Fear No Beer

On my girlfriend's car : Aliens Suck (with a picture of a Roswell Alien picking its nose) - what makes it really funny is that she is from New Mexico.

'If you can read this, then you're too close. Back off @$$hole!'

Don't Laugh, your daughter could be in this car.

Ok, I saw a whole bunch of funny ones today:
- "Horn broken, Watch for finger"
- "Keep honking, I'm reloading"
- "I'd rather be stroked than rammed" Referring to the Ford Power Stroke engine and the Doge Ram
- "Driver has no money...He's married"
- "I'm not spoled, your husband just loves me more"
- "Hit me, I need the money"

Today I went out and bought the "The closer you get, the slower I go" one on a license plate cover thing... :rolling:

Here is one I heard about from a professor years ago:
"Go ahead and get rid of Nuclear Power Plants...Let the bastards freeze in the dark!"

(Note: I am not either for or against Nuclear Power, I just thought it was funny)

Another was: How is my driving? Call 1-800-Eat-**** (starts with 's')