Yep. Engrish.

We get signal. Hello, gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. Make your time, and all that.

But now, in Two Towers format.

Two Towers Engrish (http://home.online.no/~gremmem/engrish_ttt_captions/)

My god, at first I thought it was fake. But then I remembered that it's very likely given past exploits, and did a google search.

It's for real.



Which one is your favorite Engrish translation?

I think the "you should make fun; why so serious" was my favorite.

ROTFL!! Great website, that. Hmm, my favourites are 'uttered' by Gimli, "Toast me. I say you got to toast me!" or the not-very-message-board-friendly, "Bring your ***** face to my ***!" :lol:

Unfortunately, the sad thing is I live in a country where many of its fair folk speak and write like that. Sigh...

[ February 01, 2003, 20:01: Message edited by: Rhythm ]

ROTFLMAO!! My favourites:
"Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content."
-Saruman to Wormtongue
"Too long I wanted my sister."
-Eomer
"What business did a man and a wolf had ridden a mark"
-Eomer to Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas
"No I have to do Sam."
-Frodo to Sam
"Now for Rat"
-Theoden to Aragorn
Hilarious!

Argh, I am supposed to have snuck on the computer, how can I read thorough these QUIETLY?

No way.

/me bites half her hand off in effort to not to laugh

(laughing her head off)

Gollum with the subtitle "Made of love" is very Ironic :D

"Bring your ***** face to my ass" How the hell did they come up with this?

"Is there a fight?" (Gimli at Helm's Deep) I'm surprised they didn't actually let him say that... Would've fit perfectly among the other comicrelief lines. An army of 10,000 at the door: Is there a fight? :grin:

Theoden at Helm's Deep. "Forget the Glory." Well, with all those orcs at the front door, one might think that ;)