wouldnt it be so cool if we didnt use guns or grenades to fight any more, but instead we used swords and crossbows and stuff, it would be so cool

It wouldn't make much difference. You wind up dead all the same, either from a sword stab, an arrow through your heart or a bullet to your head.

Hope I didn't ruin your enthusiasm there. :p

you need to take some, no make that a lot, happy pills ;)

Hmm...if that were so do you think we could have magic? Cos if yes, i'd be an amazing wizard! I'd use it against that wuss who stole my girlfriend that that bastard! :mad:

what would you use? magic missile or fireball? personally i would summon some some monsters and kick the **** out of him!

Magic would be cool, i could use cantrips to stay warm at work hehehe. And the fun of zapping ned's with lightning bolts :D.

Dominate the bastard, then make him chew his own scrotum off.
heh. sorry

ok.... (smiles, nods, looks for the closest exit :)), who here gets the feeling that Shura is female?

Not too keen on Swords and crossbows, but crossbows that fire swords hold my interest.

-Sep

I'd also get the wand of the heavens and turn that wuss into mister crispy! Along with cloud kill and obliterate his mates! BWAHAHAHA!!! Just to make sure, i'll cast a fireball among the cloud! That should **** him up proper!

(once again looks for the closest exit), man ur sick, where shall i send the men in white coats??

Don't know where would you want to put them?

I'm male, by the way. It's just that I'm a strong believer in sexual equality.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh !
I've been having indecent thoughts about a man. I feel so used, so dirty, so so so so ....
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Only joking ;)

i'm sure you are...

Hmm...coming to think about it...if i cast magic missiles at that wuss of a girlfriend stealer...he shoud die right? Considering he would be a normal human...then i could cast that revive spell Archinachickenator and then have the pleasure of kicking his ass again!

I've just found that that scum bags best friend has just gone out with her!! :( Boohoo! I'M GONNA KILL EM! Do any of you folks actually believe in real magic?

Of course we believe in real magic! Otherwise Santa Clause couldn't fly across the sky every Christmas night. Hey, it's soon Christmas. Free from school! And I who wish for a "Visual C++ for dummies"-book. Excellent! :D

Hmm...Looks like it may be time to kick ass and chew bubble gum! Anyway...is any1 here a greebo? or a Goth?

me is goth

I'm not sure how enjoyable fighting with swords and other weapons of choice would be. A gun is quick, the wound small and death is very quick depending on where one is shot.

A gun can't cut off your leg or slice a 6 inch wound that runs down your shoulder to your thigh.

By the time you die from any such wound caused by a sword, the pain you would feel would be horrific and if you don't die then on the battle field, you'd most likely die days after from disease caused by such a wound.

Other methods of battle, such as burning tar or oil, then being set on fire is not my slice of cake for war, but then neither is any type of war. The weapons we have created today may cause more mass destruction, but at least it comes quick (like an atomic bomb) or the wound is small (like a bullet, if it doesn't hit a vital area within).

Syl...

Oh you really spoil the fun don't you :)
Haha! But don't you think it would be...interesting if magic like that of AD&D was alive?

Herf...out of interest, is there any difference between goths and greebos? Cos one of me friends say yes and another says no...

goths get together and do spells, some people like to dress up but no-one i know does, greebos are basically just poeple who like to try spells from time to time

I guess it would be interesting herf, but I agree with Sylvus - much too painful!
It would be neat to see how heroic we would be with a short sword protruding from our gullet as we lay slowly bleeding in the field of battle as a mob of enemy soldiers charge over the hill with spears and implements of torture. How many of us would tell our companions to just run and save themselves?

I can only think of the ever wise words of Eddie Murphy -'Don't Leave Me Mother ******!!'

Herf y'see why i'm asking is because, my ex girlfriend dumped my for a greebo...and his best mate is a goth and they both started on me and that has sought of given me a bad impression of them...i'm no goth/greebo hater or anything, i just want to understand them better etc. which might result in them doing certain actions...anyways, these kids (their 2 years younger than me) are the type that think that they are hard and their trying to pick a fight with me...thing is is that because they have done me a world of hurt pyscologically, i'm willing to give them a beating or 2! I just don't want to bear any grudges with you incase you get offended because there might be a comradeship amongst all greebos or goths...I mean, don't get mad at me when i kick their ****ing sorry asses! I see them as pricks and not goths etc.

You really need to cheer up, sniper. A piece of advice: done is done. So what if you kick their asses? It isn't gonna change anything. It won't revive your social life. Kick their asses because you want to, not because you want to 'get back' at them.

Oh ok...I'm gonna kick their asses so god damn hard that they won't be able to sit down for a month of sundays! Of course cos i WANT to...Hmm but i'll let them bring the fight to me...that way i don't get the blame...BWAHAHA!!! I can be so...me!

hey they are nothing to do with me, kick their girlfriend stealing asses, i know i would, goths and greebos dont really stick up for each other, the only people we stick up for are our mates like normal people.

Thats alright then... :) I just can't wait to give them a world of hurt...Everytime i see them, my heart fills up with adrinalin...I need to ease this rush by giving them a world of hurt...Yeah yeah i know that i might sound a bit 'crazed' but i'm just so mad! Don't worry though...this is actually the first time i've seen myself want to get into a fight...hmm...

If you want to pick a fight with them, it's easy. They're aggressive right?

Knock into them or spill water on them and look less than apologetic. They'll end up looking like they started a fight over something small.

I hope you know how to fight though. Also, look at other implications such as retaliation on their part.

Damn man one of them stole your girlfriend? I tell you we the goths do not stick up for little punks I'd say give 'em a world of hurt! I sure as hell would do as much! That must really suck, I can see you'd want to beat them bloody.

Get over it Sniper, kicking their arses really won't help anything. Sure it'll make you feel better, but it'll probably make your ex hate you even more. Just forget about it! (I don't wanna sound like you're mum here by the way) ;)

Canst thou defeat them in the first place?
nah...think about it in this way: you lost. so you should accept that fact and move on.

Yes, if it makes you feel better, kick their asses. They're asking for it aren't they?

Use your judgement. If you can feel good without whacking them, I salute you. Otherwise, whacking them does not make you any lower than anybody here asking you not to do it.

Yeah i know how to fight...I'm trained in Taikwondo. And yes i can defeat them...also, i have recieved news from afar that me ex dumped that little punk...reason unkown...but later she apologised to me or something like that...Still i know that these kids are still gonna bother me and its only going to be a matter of days at most...

Out of interest, is doing 50 pullups per session in the weights room any good for training up the arm muscles? Considering i do roughly 100 a week...maybe alittle more as i did 102 this week...Oh and we do have our barging each other things but thats during lesson time where we don't get the opportunity to have a bit of rough and tumble as those teachers are on the look out...must wait till lunch! Or and those kids are only strong when they are together...alone and they don't dare touch you...what wimps...Thing is, they are the "I am hard but only when i'm with mates" types... Still, i think i should be able to handle them with relative ease...

I just LOVE my ex! BWAHAHAA!! She's dumped that brat and is now going out with someone else 2 years her senior! Let me see...that would be 7 blokes in 4 months...Hmmm i was her longest boyfriend me thinks...1 mnth...I feel proud :)

Wow, I don't even understand why you're so choked up about this bull****. Her leaving you was probably inevitable in hindsight.

Bash them because they're asking for it, not because they "stole" your girlfriend.

Aye, rakanishu, you 'know' much.
i still think this is a whole load of bollocks though.

Should i have a go at me ex? Eh? And i'll tell em "boyfriends" to **** off!

1 month?

LOL!

Ah the life of a teenage girl, so unpredictable.

Try 5 years and breaking up with someone, especially after finding out your best friend was sleeping with your girlfriend for 3 of those years behind your back.

1 month is nothing compared to some of the crap both girls and guys are capable of doing to another person without even thinking of the pain and suffering the ones they hurt will go through.

Wasn't me but a good friend of mine who broke the news to our social circle of friends in August and is by far, a shocking slap in the face to everyone involved.

Syl...

Ok that settles it! I'm gonna get em! I'm gonna get em all! Damn! Oh and i'm sorry to hear about it Syl...but what did you do anyway? I mean about him or her? Plus 1 mnth in school is considered long well in my school at least...but to be truthful i was going out with another girl for 1 1/2 yrs before...

Aye, 'tis sad what the human race is capable of isnt it Syl? Glad I am that I have not had to experience such things firsthand...yet. MY condolences to your friend. I can imagine the shock such would cause. Terrible terrible world sometimes. On a lighter note, that's why I prefer to spend much time gaming! Not as much emotional drain there, though I cannot live in such a world.

Tis why a good sharp blade is so much more dependable than other human beings.

Nah I'd prefer a good ol fashioned Hand Axe...Easy to use and has a good sharp edge...

I always keep a good sharp blade by me, as I've had some incidents with various groups around town. Nothing serious, I really only need one for the effect it provides.

A mace is always nice...especially if they got armor on...punches one big hole! And if their un armored...well what can i say? one big bloody hole...

Ah yes, the armor-defeating flanged mace. Haha see how those tin can paladins feel with their helmets bashed into their foreheads.

How bout my trusty Club of Anal Defiliement + 5? They always get damned scared when they see it.
(sorry, it's just that buggery jokes are all the rage over here now)

Of course, i prefer to use magic and give them paladins a world of hurt...using the web spell followed up by a few fireball spells...they get to close and they'll get vampiric touch...

Nothing like raosting some of those devout pansy-sniffing paladins. Listen to their screams as they watch the flesh flayed from their bones.

Of course i'd like to keep one of them alive and sqeese the info out of him before letting the vultures peck him!

*sitting clamly meditating when a vision comes to mind*

My ex-girlfriend is making eyes at my best mate...And i think he likes her in the sense of fancy...So it is likely to be a matter of time before something clicks...BUT! I know that if he goes out with her, it'll only be a matter of weeks before his heart be broken...Now, he is my best mate and i want to protect him from her ... because he like me is not very good at coping with emotions...It is as Sol'Kanor says...the relationship will fall through out of hindsight...Now, should i try to prevent them from becoming 1 for the short period of time or should i let him expereince this...experience and let him learn from it what a tart she is! Oh yeah, i'm still waiting for he ex's after me to have a go at me! I'm just dying to make them more beautiful looking with the addition of a black eye and afew bruises...Please help me on this!

*vision leaves mind and flings me across the room*

Come on somebody...anybody must help me here! I need a response quickly! For the day i fear is closing in! Please anybody...

simple, tell your mate what will happen then when he gets hurt you cab say that you warned him

Thats what i plan to do...thing is he says that he ain't as emotional as me but hell he damn is! And that girl had such an effect on me...also he is a tad bit more stubborn or deaf and does not take advise into consideration believing that he is ALWAYS right...hmm any ideas on how to help me get it home to him that she is there just to use him!

Jesus Sniper, she dumped you for a guy two years younger than you? Ha.




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How would you like it if it happened to you? So don't laugh! It isn't funny...and the count is...13 boyfrinds in 2 years...

Jesus effing Christ, just make a pass at them. They run for miles.

Make a pass on them? What do you mean?

I mean squeeze their arse and/or wink at them.
Coming from an all-boys school you kind of get usewd to all the gay stereotypes.

a kick-ass mace + 5 "the neuterer" would really help me, this ******* at my job keeps making moves on my girlfriend, man, a swift blow to the crotch might make him think again about doing that :mad: damn *******, i'm mad!

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Why don't u just do something like when he's got his back turned to u and facing a gay bloke, pull his trousers down??

Or ask him to watch your feet as you r peforming a foot dance and while he is distracted punch him in the snozz! in the kisser! in the gob! BEAT HIM BITE HIM MAKE HIS NOSE BLEED!!!!!! sorry...i was just feeling for you mate...

LET'S REVOLT!

Against?

against girlfriend steling bastards! oh, and thanks for caring sniper

Its alright. Afterall people did help me in my time of need

sniper!

wondering what the count is up to on your ex's boyfriends, one year on? :evil:

Yeesh one year old topic. :rolleyes: that reminds me. It's been one year for me. :)

Hehe yeah Sniper. How many gfs have YOU had for a year ;) Don't tell me you caught up with having as many gfs as your ex had for bfs!

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Hell... The guy who ressurected this mammoth should have his ass thoroughly kicked.

Man, why dredge up old memories and old feuds? There was no point to this, it's all in the past, let's leave it there from now on 'eh?

is that a challenge, herf? :lol: btw... http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001615.html

;)

[deity edity]: just read your profile. hehe.

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Uh oh, looks like I just wandered into the middle of something fierce. Oh well, I am here and will make the best of it.

Eat rotten chapstick with that yummy icecream on top, you fiends!

Ok now none of you seriously believe you can cast magic do you because this chick in my school thought she was a witch. I saw her one day in class with a mage book and I grabed it and laughed. I said "what is this crap" and asked her if she thought she could do any of it. She looked at me and said "I can do everything in there". So I asked her if I could look in it and I saw a spell to make it rain. I showed her the spell and asked her if she could do the spell. She said "yah". So I bet her she couldn't make it rain the next day and she said ok so we bet $5. The next day it rained...NOT. Ha ha ha oh yah she was a witch alright I give her crap all the time for it now I hate her and she hates me. Thats how I like it. So just let me know if you think you can do witch craft I'll laugh at you.
Thanks evryone for your time.
Oh and by the way I would love it if was still old swords and bow and arrows I would be an archer and I would flame the arrows.

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