Don't feel too bad when You have to go back to the schoolbench. Here is just the place to get inspiration to what You can carve into Your table when things get to "uuurg-ish"
http://www.nolo.com/humor/jokes/

Please any other take a look. Jokes are always fun... uhmmm... Doh!

LOL, that is great stuff!!! Seriously!

BEL, B.L., oh how we all think graceiously of our noble paladin turned by the HOTTIE of evil :p :p

That's great!!!! I can feel the love....It's all warm and fuzzy! ;) :D :p

I get a lot of good lawyer jokes on a daily basis...It's good to see a site dedicated to them!!!