Ok, this is pretty mindless. But still.
Go to www.askjeeves.com (http://www.askjeeves.com)
Type in the question, with no quotes,
Will you f*** me? But spell out the word.
Click on the ask button.
The next screen will say "Click ask below for your answers:
Then you'll see the 'Ask' icon with the Question "Wouldn't you rather take a nice, cold shower?" in blue. Click on that. Then you'll see a picture and options. Choose an option. A new picture will pop up with more options. Keep chosing. You'll get to get dressed, drive to work and...well I won't spoil the rest for you!

Oh man, that was funny. I was watching tv for so long, and speeding!

Hehe, watching all those hamburgers sure has made me hungry :D

Btw: So glad I don't work at a fastfood place. All those burgers they'd be so tempting. Of course after throwing up a couple of times due to hamburger overload, I'd get over that ;) Still, glad I don't work in fastfood.

Funny. Really funny. Were laughing all the time. A very silly dream at the end.

There are some others that I know of from Eeggs.com.

Here are three more:
Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow (http://eeggs.com/items/2524.html) Drink Me (http://eeggs.com/items/2662.html) Jeeves' Sexual Preference (http://eeggs.com/items/20120.html)Enjoy!