I just figured out what the Indians (asian not american) are up to. After two decades of opening corner shops in almost every country they can thus cornering the global market in canned foods, they are now threatening nuculer war with pakistan (known for powdered curries another survival food), what does this mean?

well the big pictureis this, after years of bathing and drinking from dirty rivers imunising themselfs against polution, they launch theyre war heads, then the pakistanie's do, the indian warheads are uranium wich will poisen the ground for 1000 years meaning no-one will want to go into india or pakistan for a long time, then the pakistani war heads contain ploutonium which has a vast fallout radious which kills off:

The afghanistans (thus theyre nearest rival bin laden)

The Irani (the only people crazy enough to go after em for it)

The israli and palestinian (no more suicide bombers)

And the chinease (no one will ever create a way to live through the fall out and poluted ground)

Then the final stage of theyre plan takes effect, the rest of the world crap em selfs and moves into huge bunkers till the 25 years of fallout pass, for this they will need alot of canned and dried foods, where can they buy these? from the corner shops of course, at last the reasons they have got us acustomed to theyre extortionut rates, to fund theyre take over! so now were all living underground leaving them free to take over the world!!!!!


RUN FOR THE HILLS PEOPLE THE END OF CIVILISATION IS UPON US, CURRY (excuse the pun) FAVOUR FROM YOUR FUTURE MASTERS WHILE YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

You should have been on the President's staff as minister of war or something, cause you really have it figured out here:rolleyes::mommy:



[This message has been edited by Turambar (edited May 30, 2002).]

Perhaps you should change the "Stereo" in the nick with more appropriate four letters word. :p

stereophobia, starting this topic makes you seem stupid!

even though your comments are probably a joke, they are in extremely poor taste and not even funny in a politically incorrect way!

is it possible to nominate someone for both 'idiot' and 'grammatical moron' of the week... :hmm:

Really weak dude.

Actually yes you are the perfect candidate for the american defense minister, racist and think your funny!

Well, it had potential to be funny (in a harmless sort of way), but the atrocious grammar & spelling ruined its chances.

I think this topic has outlived its usefulness.