Sir Belisarius
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 12:55pm
Arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!! They drive me nuts! Yes, you guessed it - I'm talking about the Philadelphia Phillies, my favorite baseball team, and destroyer of my hopes and dreams every September.
With six games to go, after dropping 2 of 3 against the woeful Cincinnati Red Legs, the Phightin' Phils were in a position to be masters of their own destiny...Normally, a position any team would want to be in. Unless you are the Phillies.
The team they are chasing for the wildcard is the Florida Marlins, which going into their 3 games series, they trailed by 1 game. The Phils have lost the first two games of the series, and are effectively eliminated from post season play now!!!! They now have 4 games remaining (1 against the Marlins, and 3 against the division and league leading Atlanta Braves) and must win all 4 games AND have help to make it into the postseason...
Their pitching down the stretch has been terrible, and their hitting, with the notable exception of Jim Thome, non-existent. They drive me so crazy!!!! Pat Burrell can't bat his own weight! Jimmy Rollins, who should be a lead-off hitter, cannot hit a ground ball to leg out to save his life! And don't get me started on Jose "I just blew another save" Mesa!!!
Is this what I have to look forward to? The rest of my life, the Phillies battling all regular season, just to fall apart at the seams like cheaply made Chinese knockoff Levis every September? Have they gotten so used to losing that their hitting swings in September start to look like hacks from an amateur golfer at Myrtle Beach?!?
The sad thing is...This rant can easily be transferred to each of the other professional teams in Philadelphia; the Phillies, Eagles, FLyers & 76ers each do this every year! So why am I not used to it? Why don't I don a Yankees cap and be done with it?!?!
I have HOPE. I am such an idiot.
Sorry for the rant everyone - I had to get that out before I exploded!!!!!
[ September 25, 2003, 13:53: Message edited by: Sir Belisarius ]
With six games to go, after dropping 2 of 3 against the woeful Cincinnati Red Legs, the Phightin' Phils were in a position to be masters of their own destiny...Normally, a position any team would want to be in. Unless you are the Phillies.
The team they are chasing for the wildcard is the Florida Marlins, which going into their 3 games series, they trailed by 1 game. The Phils have lost the first two games of the series, and are effectively eliminated from post season play now!!!! They now have 4 games remaining (1 against the Marlins, and 3 against the division and league leading Atlanta Braves) and must win all 4 games AND have help to make it into the postseason...
Their pitching down the stretch has been terrible, and their hitting, with the notable exception of Jim Thome, non-existent. They drive me so crazy!!!! Pat Burrell can't bat his own weight! Jimmy Rollins, who should be a lead-off hitter, cannot hit a ground ball to leg out to save his life! And don't get me started on Jose "I just blew another save" Mesa!!!
Is this what I have to look forward to? The rest of my life, the Phillies battling all regular season, just to fall apart at the seams like cheaply made Chinese knockoff Levis every September? Have they gotten so used to losing that their hitting swings in September start to look like hacks from an amateur golfer at Myrtle Beach?!?
The sad thing is...This rant can easily be transferred to each of the other professional teams in Philadelphia; the Phillies, Eagles, FLyers & 76ers each do this every year! So why am I not used to it? Why don't I don a Yankees cap and be done with it?!?!
I have HOPE. I am such an idiot.
Sorry for the rant everyone - I had to get that out before I exploded!!!!!
[ September 25, 2003, 13:53: Message edited by: Sir Belisarius ]