Just what it says. Post away, mostly anything goes, as long as it's not one-word comments or similar spam.

[This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited May 14, 2002).]

"After seven days,
He was quite tired, so God said:
'Let there be a day
Just for picnics, with wine and bread'
He gathered up some people he had made,
Created blankets, and laid back in the shade

The people sipped their wine,
And what with God there, they asked him questions
Like: Do you have to eat
Or get your hair cut, in heaven?
And if your eye got poked out in this life,
Would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife? :lol:

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats, and stared right back at Him

So He said 'Once there was a boy
Who woke up with blue hair
To him it was a joy
Until he ran out, into the warm air-
He thought of how his friends would come to see;
And would they laugh, or had he got some strange disease?

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats, and stared right back at Him

The people sat waiting
Out on their blankets in the garden
But God said nothing
So someone asked him, 'Beg Your pardon,
I'm not quite clear about what you just spoke-
Was that a parable, or a very subtle joke?' :lol:

God shuffled his feet and glanced around at them;
The people cleared their throats, and stared right back at Him" - God Shuffled His Feet, by the Crash Test Dummies

I love that song!

What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Dnn't know, don't know, don't know

Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy this oughtta bug your parents
Yeah

It's un-in-tel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?)
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

Well we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah

And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know don't know...

Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So have you got some idea?
Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya!
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, adinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaah!

Dunno about that song, but it brings the tear in my eye to see something else than LOTR or SW posts in this thread...

At least for now *scared*

LOL Ex.

-----
Losing my mind, losing my mind....
Just keep repeating that to yourself..and it might be true.

You spoke too soon Ex :p

!!!!!!!!!
Day 2!!
!!!!!!!!!


What? No script excerpt? That's right. These final two days are devoted entirely for Episode II.

Hopefully your reaction will be less like this (http://www.episode-x.com/episode2/img/roman_fotos4.jpg) and more like this (http://64.227.26.45/Grilled-Sarlacc/c/dooku/dookunew.jpg) ;)

Well folks I have some news for you: NSYNC has not been cut from Episode II!

:eek:

That's right, because they were never in it! :p Totally an untrue rumor blown out of porpotion. Rest easy. Even Jar Jar is only in scenes that total to about 6-7 minutes, and only a minute of that is he added dialouge total. From what I hear, his first dialouge is his worst, so it gets over quickly. So enough of these fears.

Now I have even some more shocking news. Podracing and Qui-Gon are in Episode II!

:eek:

Got your attention again? But they are both very small, and you might miss both references if you aren't paying attention. So see if you can find them.

I remember when I first heard the title and freaked out. "Attack of the Clones" Now people say it with ease. It has grown on me at least. Check out some spoof posters of the movie here (http://theforce.net/humor/episodeii/pics/aotc_parody.jpg) and here (http://www.theforce.net/museum/images/Prequels/Episode_2/Posters/ts-aotcposter.jpg) and here (http://www.theforce.net/museum/images/Prequels/Episode_2/Posters/dc-aotcposter.jpg) and here (http://theforce.net/humor/episodeii/pics/Roninspoon-attackoftheclones.jpg)

Click here (http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/tfn.cgi?storyID=13489) to see George's annoucement of the title to Jabba's court.

Whew. Enjoy.

[This message has been edited by Big B (edited May 14, 2002).]

Taluntain, the next spam topic you are gonna make, can you at the very least, put a different title?! 4 times is enough with the same title ;)

[Hell no! This spam thread is getting institutionalized!] -Tal

[This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited May 14, 2002).]

Alright, gotta start on a new Creativity Surge thing today. Hmmm. . . something about Cernd. Yeah, Cernd, and his "past" life with his wife, serving girl Fennecia, and his unborn child. Something about him being a farmer, but secretly wanting to runn off to nature and become a druid. Hmmm. . . yes, that would work. I always wanted to write about that guy; rather nondescript person, and there really isn't much to talk about his past, that is, 'til you get to his personal quest where his neighbors and everyone were angry at him. The guy has no personality; it'd be interesting to write on him, maybe try to guess what he's really like, given that BG2 doesn't give too much depth on the less important NPCs (Keldorn, Korgan, Yoshi, etc.) So I guess I'll start working something with Cernd in the CS forums. Maybe in a while, maybe till school gets out. . . no, wait, wouldn't get a chance then. Maybe then while in my spare time in May, I guess. I guess this means abandoning my first CS work, which is incomplete, on Gaal. Oh, well, I didn't have a lot going in that. Hell, I don't even have that much going for Cernd either. Bah, it'll probably turn out to be some really random writings.

Bah, lousy winds and storms, stop it, weather! Damn, wish I were a druid. Then again, I do like bad weather. But it's too damn windy! Lousy Ellicott City weather. Bah!

So, uh, where was I? Oh, yeah, something about Cernd, and in his past life or something like that. Heh, suppose that has some potential. Still, I haven't thought out 60% of most things. Unformed garbage in my head.

Well, sorry for being such a rambling idiot spouting spam that no one really cares about. But it's good to just get what's on mind onto the monitor. Heh, just seems that it's relieving me a bit. From the lousy weather anyways. And the muggy weather and the tiredness.

And I got Icewind Dale!

Yay. Hurrah.

Do you have to keep making new spam threads because of UBB's thread length limitation? :p

UBB sucks, PHPBB owns joo!

Ah, the smell of a fresh spam topic in the morning.....

Edit: Ok, now it's official, I am a complete and utter moron. I misspelled "spam"

Ara
(Not telling. nope, no, not, nay, never...)

[This message has been edited by Arabwel (edited May 14, 2002).]

Hi-Ho
Hi-Ho
It's off to school I go
But not before I post some spam
Hi-Ho
Hi-Ho
It feels great to spam
Hi-Ho
Hi-Ho
(random wistling)

Ex: I don't think that song was meant to be understood. :confused:

Off course I also have to reply in this topic :)

Yerril: That's what we call Random babbling ;)
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Of all the things I've lost... I miss my brain the most

[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited May 14, 2002).]

I am now the National British fashion model of the year.

Well I'm British Liz Hurley impersonator of the year, so there. :p

Just needed to chime in and say "HI". I'm having a moral dilema ... I have no time to play BG, yet I'm still ready to order IWD2 and NWN. Is it wrong to move forward without finishing Durlang's Tower???? Can I let Saravok live? How then can I meet him in hell? How can my life make sense?

/me sits down with coffee, the Bible and my computer to contemplate the meaning of it all.

At school today i was typing in random searches and found this site http://www.acm.vt.edu/~jmaxwell/text/most_common.txt

Anyone who can explain what it is please tell me because it totally confused me :confused:

What makes me laugh is that no one actually believes me when i say that i am the British National Fashion model of the year and the person that did me up is the British National Fashion hairdresser of the year 'John Phelps'

I am being serious y'know

My bibles are the Baldurs Gate CDs and Icewind Dale CDs, also the BG2-Tob walkthrough

I was speaking with Ghosts today! Me and two friends were speaking to a ghost called 'Aubergine' he was gay and fancied my friends boyfriend, he also said my friend was a goldfish in her past life but got eaten by a cat and that I killed the cat because I was a dragon

Does anyone here play Runescape or Neopets?

Who here has seen 'Village of the damned'?

Is it just me or did the link on the front page to get to the boards change recently to 'Message Boards'? I'm probably just (going) crazy :D.

I am also horrified to see Tal making a typo in the first post here :p :D

[This message has been edited by Wildfire (edited May 14, 2002).]

No typo, more like bad paste. I'll fix it. And yes, the text did change to Message Boards, along with some other stuff on that panel.

As for Do you have to keep making new spam threads because of UBB's thread length limitation?

UBB sucks, PHPBB owns joo!

No, I don't, since there's no limitation. However, after you have a post with more than 300 replies in it, it starts to get slower and slower to add new replies every time. It's ok up to 1000, but there's really no sense in letting it go that far. It's pointless spam anyway.

phpBB is nice, but it's still lacking at least half of the modifications I've made to this one.

Actually, my favorite is VBulletin by Jelsoft Enterprises Limited (as at BIS). http://www.vbulletin.com/

phpBB is the worst type I've ever seen.

UBB (as long as hacks are released) can still look fresh and new. Good choice Tal!

8People? Are you truly that sad?
NEOPETS SHALL ALL BE BEATEN TO OBLIVION!!

I dnt like them.
(___)
(. .)
\./\_/
_\ \ (gettin' jiigy with it!)
/___/
\ \
\ \

Of course Neopets will be beaten to oblivion. It's the most stupid site in the whole entire internet thing. Anyone who goes there is a retard for all I know. The people who made that site are retards!!!

Who said anything about me going on it?

As far as Bulletin Boards go, Open Bulletin Board (http://www.prolixmedia.com/) is pretty nice :).

Only 4 days till I see Episode 2! :D

There was a murder in the red barn
Murder in the red barn

The trees are bending over and
The cows are lying down
The autumn's taking over
You can hear the Buckshot hounds
The watchman said to Reba the loon
Was it pale at Manzanita
Was it Blind Bob Raccoon?
Pin it on a drifter
They sleep beneath the bridge
One plays the violin
And sleeps inside a fridge

There was a murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn

Now they surrounded the house
The smoked him out
They took him off in chains
The sky turned black and bruised
And we had months of heavy rains
Now the raven's nest in the rotted roof
Of Chenoweth's old place
And no one's asking Cal
About that scar upon his face
'Cause there's nothin' strange
About an axe with blood stains
in the barn
There's always some killin'
You got to do around the farm

A murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn

Now a lady can't do nothin'
Without
Folks' tongues waggin'
Is that
Blood on the tree
Or is it autumn's red blaze
When the ground is soft for diggin'
And the rain will bring all its gloom
There's nothin' wrong with a lady
Drinkin' alone in her room

There was a murder in the red barn
A murder in the red barn...

"Murder in the Red Barn"
Tom Waits
Bone Machine, 1992

Eat It
by Al Yankovic

Lyrics:

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Star Trek Rhapsody (set to tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) by Weird Al:

I am the Captain of the Starship Enterprise.
Captain Kirk! This is Spock. Please step on the transporter
Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!
I'm a doctor!
Not an actor!
Not a milkman!
What does that mean?
And I'm sorry, he's dead Jim.

Photon torpedo-o-o.

Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequency.
Yes, Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequency, sir.
Let's boldly go where no-one's gone before.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Beam me up, Mr Scott.
Sulu go to warp.
Warp three, sir.
No! That will be way too slow.
Warp four, sir?
That still is way too slow.
Warp five, sir?
That still is too damn slow.
Warp six?
It's too damn slow.
Warp seven?
It's too damn slow.
It's too damn slo-o-o-o-w.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Mr Chekov, Mr Chekov.
I am firing torpedo.
That will not work, and would be illogical to me, to me, to meeeee.

Heh, Weird Al rocks... :D

Ok so I'm playing my new gutar. I doing pretty good. I've got a few notes memorized now and I'm learning how to play one right after another. My mom comes in and tells me to close all my windows and turn it down. It was on Valume 1.

I'm thinking the only time I will play it any more will be when she's gone so she can't hear me.

!!!!!!!!
DAY 1!!
!!!!!!!!

Here we are, the wait is over or (almost over.) Let's kick it off with the opening crawl:

There is unrest in the Galatic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic.

The seperatist movement, under the leadership of Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy.

Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galatic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi...

And then something that has never happened before: the camera tilts up instead of down. Interesting.

Although it's not said in the movie, the EU literature I think has revealed that there are about 10,000 Jedi Knights (I guess this isn't counting Padawans) in the galaxy at the beginning of AOTC. There's going to be a lot of deaths between Episode II and IV ;).

And one more thing to look out for when you go see the movie... Remember in Episode IV, A New Hope, the stormtrooper hits his helmet on the doorway when a group of them enters the Death Star room C-3PO and R2-D2 are in (during the trash compactor sequence.) Well in Episode II, somebody hits their helmet again on a doorway. So be on the lookout for that ;).

Jesus Big B. This Star Wars obsession is so dull... Christ!.

"Look out for someone hitting his head on a door" !

Lryics to my bands new song (punk band)Its your loss

VERSE

I want to stay at home
And not get out of bed
But I hate being alone
I sometimes wish I was dead

But I am sick and tired
Of you playing with my mind
Our time has expired
But I will give it another try
*Quick break*
VERSE 2

When I go to school
I see you standing there
And all I want to do
Is hold you hand

Yeah you mean that much to me
And I don’t want to leave
People say we’re not meant to be
Its not like they try to see

CHORUS

[And] I try to do my best
I tried to pass your test
But then I over shot
You didn’t want to carry on
*Music bit thing*
It’s your loss
It’s your loss

VERSE 3
Now every time I see you
You’re always with that guy
I wonder if you have a clue
He’s the guy no one likes

He tried to ruin my friends
And he did for a while
But now he is at it again
I just want to see you smile

CHORUS

*Break*

If what you say is true
That you don’t want me
And not said at face value
It’s your loss

CHORUS x 2

What do you think of them?

Lighten up Christopher Lee, it's not dull, it's a tip of the hat to a goof that happened in the original Star Wars.

To a non-fan it may sound dumb, but to a fan it's classic.

Classic what? I don't get it? surely it was an accident that the director just didn;t notice?...

Please stop posting lyrics here. The topic is not intended for that.

Yipee we found what's spam even in a spam topic! :roll:

My turn to spam...I mean post. :p
So, what are you people doing for the long weekend? (Those of you that actually HAVE a long weekend)

Whoa, I didn't mean to start a fashion. :D

how wude! FS, that's a bit of a personal question, don't you think? i'll keep the length of my weekend to myself, thank you! :rolleyes:

I got a bent weekend :nono:

A bent weekend? that sounds ... er ... well, not my cup of tea one could say ... but i gay this week for what i have achieved.

(the old form of gay of course)

Don't get it?

Oh ok, I guess I'll have to dumb it down for you.

There's these things called "Easter Eggs". No I'm not talking about the colorful little eggs the Easter Bunny hides around your house, I'm talking about the spoofs and tip o' the hats that are put into works. Someone hits his helmet on a doorway in Episode II. This is an Easter Egg. Pointing out easter eggs is a common thing nowadays, just so you know. Well it's a tip of the hat to an accident where a stormtrooper hit his helmet on a doorway in the first Star Wars movie ever made. In Star Wars history, that would be labeled as classic.

There now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

I have guitar lessons tomorrow. On friday right after school I'm going to the library to research platinum. On saturday I plan to do nothing. On sunday I plan to do nothing. On Monday I plan to do nothing. Monday at midnight? Homework. Tuesday morning? Homework. Tuesday? Tests. *SIGGGGGHHHHH*

What are all you europeans doing behind your computer when it is such great weather!

Spamming. What else?

But on a more serious note, if anything posted in this topic can be called serious...

The people whom I live with, a bunch of dimwit social services type of peopel, keep trying to control my compuer usage by taking away the power cord every night. Poor morons haven't realized that there are many, many power cords in the world... I just got myself another one. Now it's BG2 marathons whenever I want.... *insert manical laughter*

Ara
(Having a toothache, and an appointment for dentist NEXT WEEK! ouch....)

Big B - you are quite right - that was simple. It remains, however, dull.

Why choose to reference a mistake in an earlier film? To please uber geeks who like to point them out to each other? What an audience!

I've almost thrown my computer out of the window in desperation :mad:

Signing in to .NET Messenger has failed ...... Click the help button to check the current .NET service status

"Net service status - All systems Go"

NO they aren't you stupid messenger :mad:
I've been trying to log in for the past 21 minutes and have been screaming more obsecneties at my computer than usual. :mad:
If i have to type my password in again after telling it to remeember it i will go mad grrrrrrrrrrr :mad:

Why must people assume so much all the time?

I just pre-ordered the *english* version of IWD-2 on amazon.uk :roll: :spin: :roll: :)

I chose payment per cheque ... wonder how I'll manage to do that ... "drawn on a UK bank" ... oh well. Anyone an idea what that means?

You bought through SP, right? You'd better. :evil:

I believe "drawn on a UK bank" means that the check must be from an account in a bank that at least has a branch in the UK.

Hmmm.... someone is watchuing Empire Strikes Back somewhere behind me in the computer lab....

Ara
(Annoyed, odd, and generally irritating/ed)

I reckon Darth Vader is the kewlest! :borg:

I hold in my hand 3 tickets to a showing of Star Wars later tonight. One for myself, my brother, and my mom.

I didn't think there would be anyone out at the theatre getting tickets early this morning, but I was wrong. Twenty other people were out there, from college students like myself, to college proffessors :grin:, to mothers and wives.

I can't wait to see it. And tommorrow I'm seeing it with my brother, my aunt, uncle, and cousins.

/me gets out his Luke Skywalker Bespin jacket ;)

I have news...I managed to sprain my ankle pretty bad last night at a football practice. Obviously some greater power is trying to stop me from playing this sport. (Some of you may recall that I broke one of my fingers 3 weeks ago...).
I'm sure probably no one here gives a damn, but I just had to tell some people, other than my closest friends.

I know what this topic needs.. Stupid customer quotes from tech support logs. I stress that this is not the same customer (at least i hope not :D ).

Customer: "I have a cursing flasher."
Customer: "It says one copy filed."
Customer: "I'm in the CONSYS.FIG file."
Customer: "I can't find the sloppy disk!"
Customer: "I have Microword Soft."
Customer: "Microwave Windows?"
Customer: "Will this upgrade include Microwave 97?"
Customer: "I'm having trouble with Internet Exposer."
Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Customer: "I have Microscope Exploiter."
Customer: "I have Netscape Complicator."
Customer: "I have Netscape Regulator."
Customer: "Uhh...I have Newscape and Outlook Exposure."
Customer: "I use Outlook Explorer."
Customer: "I'm going to install Windows 75 as soon as you guys send it to me."
Customer: "Yeah, my Internet Explorer can only save pictures as bumpy files." - (He was saving them as .bmp files.)
Customer: "...and then when I push the smash button it does..."
Customer: "I'm having trouble inserting my ethernet card into my hard drive."
Customer: "I ran Microwave Defrost, but it didn't help."
(Referring to Microsoft Defrag.)
Customer: "It's not my computer that is slow. I have a 200 horse power hard drive."
Customer: "Is a Pentagram better than a 486?"
Customer: "I don't use DOS. What would happen if I deleted that directory?"


This made me LMAO hope u find them as funny as me :grin:

Rotflmfsao!

rotflmfsao??? What does that mean?

Randomly speaking, Randomness begits Randomness, which Randomly determines if Randomness exists.

Rotflmfsao! ... well, since S_Goddess is a lovely lass I'd guess it's for rolling_on_the_floor_laughing_my_funny_sweet_ass_o ff ... but who ever knows what an acronym means ...:1eye::coffee:

LOL Lazy Bonzo, give us more stupid customer quotes! (almost fell off my chair while laughing):D

And in yesterdays news, I reappered. The suicide rate of this board quadrupled.

Oh, and heres the computer stupidity pages, its hilarious, contains SOME of the above sayings :D http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

[This message has been edited by The Grim Ripper (edited May 18, 2002).]

Actually Grim Ripper it contains all of them since that's the site i used to find them. However i still haven't finished going through it so i'll post any more good ones i find (i've already got a 20 page doc of logs and quotes which i posted the gud'uns into random babling #3 [the prequel] )

Ok here to tide you over till is some 've just found from the virus section -

Customer: "Excuse me, there is an empty-folder virus on my disk."

Customer: "I need you to tell me what browser I am using. Is it Netscape 2.0? The reason I need to know is that I have read that Netscape 2.0 distributes a virus called Java."

Once in school I was bringing some document on a diskette to our principal. She was on the phone. While waiting I began playing with the sliding metal shutter on the diskette. She looked at me sternly and told me to stop it or viruses would get in.

First Man: "My laptop is running so slow and crashes all the time. I'm going to take it to the shop to check it for viruses."
Second Man: "I don't worry about viruses. Not many people know that viruses work in the back of the memory, and Windows is in the front of the memory. So it's something else."


Customer: "I found a bug in my computer."
Tech Support: "How do you know it's really a bug?"
Customer: "I can see it."
Tech Support: "You can physically see a bug in your computer?"
Customer: "Yes."
This was definitely worth a trip to his office. When I got there, I saw an anti-virus warning, which included a graphic of a hand holding a bug. I explained that the anti-virus software had discovered a virus on his system.

Customer: "Well, can you give me another computer so I can let this one rest and recover for a couple of days?"
I cleaned the virus off his system and told him his computer was feeling better now.

Hope you liked 'em there not as good as the previous but i haven't got the time to wade through the site to grab the quotes at the moment. I'll post some more later if i get time.
Enjoy :grin:


[Edit] Ok i've just been through some more of the site to bring you these choice customer quotes -

Customer: "Do I have to plug in this power supply to make it work?"
Customer: "Memory? Is that the RAM stuff?"
Customer: "...I just had 60 more of them RAMs installed..."
Customer: "My computer has 6 gigs of memory."
Customer: "I have the monitor apart, I just can't figure out where to install the video card."
Customer: "Does this monitor come with the latest version of the Internet?"


Customer: "Is that dot as in comma?"
Customer: "I don't have a space bar."
Customer: "How many keys are on the 124-key keyboard?"
Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"
Customer: "Upper or lower caps?"
Customer: "Lower case? What's that?"
Customer: "Is that the letter zero or the number zero?"
Customer: "How do you type an uppercase zero?"
Customer: "Do you want a forward backslash?"
Customer: "The backslash with the question mark, right?"
Customer: "After that is a bottom slash."
Customer: "Then there's a little slash...."
Customer: "Where can I find the letters 'com' and 'dot' on my keyboard
Customer: "Exclamation mark -- that's the big stick with the dot underneath, right?"
Customer: "What am I getting a keyboard error for? The keyboard isn't even plugged in!"
Customer: "So then I front click on there...."
Customer: "I forward clicked on this icon."


Customer: "How do I get the other side of the CD to play?"
Customer: "I just got this CD of Internet software in a gaming magazine. How do I install it on my Sony PlayStation?"
Customer: "I am having problems printing. Does this have anything to do with the meteor shower? I was just wondering."
Customer: "If I had a color monitor, would my printer print in color?"
Customer: "How do you unsave something in the printer?"
Customer: "Oh!! You mean I need a modem AND a computer to get on the Internet!?"


Customer: "My modem needs a new hard drive."
Customer: "I have a long distance modem."
Customer: "My modem can't see my Windows!"
Customer: "During that bad thunderstorm last night, lightning struck the telephone pole outside while I was online. Ever since then your modems haven't been working. When are you going to get 'em fixed?"
Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
Customer: "Can it damage a mouse to be thrown at a wall?"
Customer: "The modem didn't fit in the slot, so I had to file it till it would fit."


Customer: "Is it ok to clean my MAC in the tub as long as the power is off?"
Customer: "I've been sitting here for over twenty minutes with it saying I'm connected. When will it do something?"
Customer: "This is a Mac. It doesn't need an IP address."
Customer: "I'm no computer whiz, but I was wondering which end of the phone cord goes into the wall and which one goes into the modem."
Customer: "Is there a place I can go in the computer to make the phone line better?"
Customer: "If I want somebody to send a reply to my email...should I include a self-addressed stamped envelope along with it?"
Customer: "I can't send an email. Is the Internet full?"
Customer: "I get this error when I check my mail. It says, 'There are no new messages.'"


I really hope these aren't all the same customer :D

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 18, 2002).]

People actually say that? I mean not everybody may know much about computers, but if you can't figure out some of those things, you must really be living in the past.

Yep. All the logs/quotes i have posted are 100% genuine.

Heres some humourous emails to tech companys:

Emailed to a corporate help desk:

I spillced coffcee cincto my kcey boardc.c As a rcesulct, c's gcet inctermixcced with cwactever I ctypce. Plcease replace mcy kceyboard.
ccthanks.

Email from a customer:

"CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?"


And 2 logs which show that some people really don't have any common sense:

Customer: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech Support: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Customer: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech Support: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Customer: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech Support: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"
Customer: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CDROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive.


Customer: "I stuck something in my printer, and now it doesn't work."
Tech Support: "What did you put in it?"
Customer: "It's a tortilla."
Tech Support: "Uh. How did you come to have a tortilla stuck in your printer?"
Customer: "I own a tortilla business. I thought it would be cool to print my logo on a tortilla."

Enjoy :grin:

LMAO!! :lol::lol::lol:
That's hilarious, great stuff. :spin::roll:

Well... sorry for not posting sooner, but it's kinda hard when everyone posts the time I sleep.
ROTFLMFSAO = rolling on the floor laughing my f*ck*ng sexy ass off.
It's a joke from a girl in my class.

Ok heres my next update. This time there are some certain people out their who really don't understand the internet -

Customer: "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"
Customer: "How much does it cost to have the Internet installed?"
Customer: "Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?"
Customer: "I would like an Internet please." Customer: "When I sign up, do I need to be home so you can come out and install the Internet to my house?"
Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."
Customer: "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"
Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"
Customer: "Will the Internet be open on Memorial Day tomorrow?"
Customer: "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"
Customer: "We're going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"
Customer: "Hi. Is this the Internet?"
Customer: "Do you own the Internet?"
Customer: "Is this 'Internet' the same as 'www' and do you own that as well?"
Customer: "I lost my Internet. I switched it off last night and turned on this morning, and it's gone. I just paid $19.95 a month, and I have lost it already. Can you send me another one?"
Customer: "I broke the Internet! Can you fix it for me?"
Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"
Customer: "What do you mean I have to dial into the Internet every time I want to go to your web site? I thought I only had to do that the first time I used this software!"
Customer: "I found this [web] page on [another service] but the name you need to get there is too long. Shorten it."


Enjoy and keep the laughter going :grin: :lol: :grin:

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 18, 2002).]

enjoy and keep the laughter going you can be sure about that Lazy Bonzo. :grin: :grin:

[This message has been edited by Uytuun (edited May 18, 2002).]

Hmmm I would think it is funny... wouldn't it be that I also work in a helldesk..... :)

[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited May 18, 2002).]

Ok i've decided to move on from computer stupidites and move onto different humour (ok i ran out of good logs and quotes but that's not the point)
So i am proud to present a very nice link to a ASCII page all about ameobas.
Please put you hands together (and move apart, then together again - repeat as nessecary) for

Ameobas (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/amoebae.html)

If you liked the first one try this one (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/cows.html)

I leave the best till last come one, come all and these sheep'll put a smile on your face, just click (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/cows.html) and smile (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/ascii/smileys.html)

Enjoy :grin:

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 18, 2002).]

LOL! good stuff keep it up.

I liked the computer stuff better, but it's still funny

Ok heres some more for you all
How to relieve boredom (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/boredom.html)
How Not to be Eaten by a Duck (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/ducks.html)
Diary of a Paranoid Cat (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/paranoid.html)
Men vs Dogs (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/men-dogs.html)
Beer vs Cucumbers (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/beer-cucumbers.html)
I know you've probably seen them before but here are some bush quotes (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/misc/bush-quotes.html)

Disclaimer
- no offence intended with any of these. Humour is humour and it is not an attack on any of the subjects.
Just laugh and smile it's the only way to survive in this crazy world of ours :grin:


[edit] Rejoice i have discovered a whole new type of tech humour. The B*stard operator from hell episodes. Heres one picked out at random. If you like it go here (http://members.iinet.net.au/~bofh/) for more.


The B*stard Operator From Hell
B*stard Operator From Hell #1

It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course not.

A user rings

"Do you know why the system is slow?" they ask

"It's probably something to do with..." I look up today's excuse ".. clock speed"

"Oh" (Not knowing what I'm talking about, they're satisfied) "Do you know when it will be fixed?"

"Fixed? There's 275 users on your machine, and one of them is you. Don't be so selfish - logout now and give someone else a chance!"

"But my research results are due in tommorrow and all I need is one page of Laser Print.."

"SURE YOU DO. Well, you just keep telling yourself that buddy!" I hang up.

You'd really think people would learn not to call..

The phone rings. It'll be him again, I know. That annoys me. I put on a gruff voice

"HELLO, SALARIES!"

"Oh, I'm sorry, I've got the wrong number"

"YEAH? Well what's your name buddy? Do you know WASTED phone calls cost money? DO YOU? I've got a good mind to subtract your wasted time, my wasted time, and the cost of this call from your weekly wages! IN FACT I WILL! By the time I've finished with you, YOU'LL OWE US money! WHAT'S YOUR NAME - AND DON'T LIE, WE'VE GOT CALLER ID!!"

I hear the phone drop and the sound of running feet - he's obviously going to try and get an alibi by being at the Dean's office. I look up his username and find his department. I ring the Dean's secretary.

"Hello?" she answers

"Hi, SIMON, B.O.F.H. HERE, LISTEN, WHEN THAT GUY COMES RUNNING INTO YOUR OFFICE IN ABOUT 10 SECONDS, CAN YOU GIVE HIM A MESSAGE?"

"I think so..." she says

"TELL HIM `HE CAN RUN, BUT HE CAN'T HIDE'"

"Um. Ok"

"AND DON'T FORGET NOW, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT FILE IN YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR ANSWERS TO THE PURITY TEST IN IT..."

I hear her scrabbling at the terminal...

"DON'T BOTHER - I HAVE A COPY. BE A GOOD PERVY AND PASS THE MESSAGE ON.."

She sobs her assent and I hang up. And the worst thing is, I was just guessing about the purity test thing. I grab a quick copy anyway, it might make for some good late-night reading.

Meantime backups have finished in record time, 2.03 seconds. Modern technology is wonderful, isn't it?

Another user rings.

"I need more space" he says

"Well, why not move to Texas?" I ask

"No, on my account, stupid."

Stupid? Uh-Oh..

"I'm terribly sorry" I say, in a polite manner equal to that of Jimmy Stewart in a Weekend Family Matine Feature "I didn't quite catch that. What was it that you said?"

I smell the fear coming down the line at me, but it's too late, he's a goner and he knows it.

"Um, I said what I wanted was more space on my account, *please*"

"Sure, hang on"

I hear him gasp his relief even though he'd covered the mouthpeice.

"There, you've got *plenty* of space now!"

"How much have I got?" he simps

Now this *REALLY* *PISSES* *ME* *OFF*! Not only do they want me to give them extra space, they want to check it, then correct me if I don't give them enough! They should be happy with what I give them *and that's it*!

Back into Jimmy Stewart mode.

"Well, let's see, you have 4 Meg available"

"Wow! Eight Meg in total, thanks!" he says, pleased with his bargaining power

"No" I interrupt, savouring this like a fine red at room temperature, with steak, extra rare, to follow; "4 Meg in total.."

"Huh? I'd used 4 Meg already, How could I have 4 Meg Available?"

I say nothing. It'll come to him.

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghh hhhH!"

I kill me; I really do!



[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 18, 2002).]

I should be good at this post

POtAtoes Cheeas grdgM ROCKS drayo,kondo ioda ttre nopad stunp fsrsd

There i posted:)

Ok here you go you computer joke junkies-

Undocumented Windoze Error Codes
The following is a list of undocumented Windows 95 error codes which somehow got overlooked when printing the documentation.

WinErr 001
Windows loaded - System in danger
WinErr 002
No Error - Yet
WinErr 003
Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
WinErr 004
Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong
WinErr 005
Multitasking attempted - System confused
WinErr 006
Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
WinErr 007
System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
WinErr 008
Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
WinErr 009
Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
WinErr 00A
Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
WinErr 00B
Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50MB
WinErr 00C
Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
WinErr 00D
Window closed - Do not look outside
WinErr 00E
Window open - Do not look inside
WinErr 00F
Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
WinErr 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
WinErr 011
Window open - Do not look outside
WinErr 012
Window closed - Do not look inside
WinErr 013
Unexpected error - Huh ?
WinErr 014
Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
WinErr 018
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.
WinErr 019
User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
WinErr 01A
Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
WinErr 01B
Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
WinErr 01C
Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
WinErr 01D
System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
WinErr 01E
Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
WinErr 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
WinErr 020
Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
WinErr 042
Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.
WinErr 079
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
WinErr 103
Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.
WinErr 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
WinErr 683
Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
WinErr 815
Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available

And

Microsoft Lightbulb Jokes
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?", one to ask "Have you tried rebooting it?", another to ask "Have you tried reinstalling it?" and the last one to say "It must be your hardware because the light bulb in our office works fine..."

Q: How many Microsoft tech support people does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We have an exact copy of the light bulb here and it seems to be working fine. Can you tell me what kind of system you have? Okay. Now exactly how dark is it? Okay, there could be four or five things wrong ... have you tried the light switch?

Q: How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

Q: How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

Q: How many Microsoft testers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We just determine that the room is dark; we don't actually change the bulb. Since we have a dead-bulb result on file from a previous test, rest assured that Development is working on a bug fix.

Q: How many Microsoft shipping department personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can change the bulb in seven to ten working days. If you call before 2pm and pay an extra $15, we can get the bulb changed overnight. Don't forget to put your name in the upper right-hand corner of the light bulb box.

Q: How many Microsoft managers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and to determine what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make the bulbs work smarter, not harder.

Q: How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. But they'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy as it would be for a Mac user.

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.

Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 57; one to write WinGetLightBulbHandle(), one to write WinQueryLightBulbStatus(), one to write.....

Q: How many Apple Newton users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Foux! There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

A double dosage, for this last update of saturday because i'm going to bed now. Nite all :sleep:

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 19, 2002).]

I saw spider-man today. It's a good movie, even with the mistakes. I want to see it again.

Ok I sat in my computer chair and it colapised. It now looks as though spider man got a hold on it and trashed it. So now I'm sitting in a high chair.

What Gender are Computers?

What gender are computers? The debate rages on:

Five reasons computers must be female...

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
4. The message, "Bad command or filename," is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
....and on the other hand.....

Five reasons computers must be male...

1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
4. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
5. A better model is always just around the corner.

If you like Star Wars and computer jokes then go here (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/sw01.html)


Enjoy :grin:

[This message has been edited by Lazy Bonzo (edited May 19, 2002).]

I've got this girls number!! Woohoo! :D :D

Good 4 u sniper!
(waves hands in jedi like fashion)
Now give the pretty ladies number to me.....

Sniper, have you already started smelling her sweaters and T-shirts? No? What are you waiting for? :p ;)

I saw the oddest thing in the chat room just about five minutes ago, Mystra Pinged out....
/me runs crying out the sky is falling

/me kicks Typo demons repeated ly with Mystras enchanted boots of idiot removal +5

[This message has been edited by DeBhaal Stasion (edited May 20, 2002).]

Top 13 Things PMS Stands For!

13. Psychotic Mood Shift

12. Pack My Stuff

11. Permanent Menstrual Syndrome

10. Perpetual Munching Spree

9. Puffy Mid-Section

8. People Make Me Sick

7. Provide Me with Sweets

6. Pardon My Sobbing

5. Pimples May Surface

4. Pass My Sweatpants

3. Pissy Mood Syndrome

2. Plainly Men Suck

And The Number One Is:

1. Pass My Shotgun


Ara
(Kwnduirenw)

My dear dear Arabwel, you shouldnt have such a bleak outlook on life. There were alot of negative interpretations of PMS there. Let me give you a good one: Pass money swiftly :D
or Pursue mighty sorcerers ;)

Joacqin, dear, I'm not the depressed one, my sister is. Or whomever she got the list from is. :)

Urgh. I just realized I have a dentist's appointment on Wednesday. I am so dead...

Ara
(Squickability is not my forte)

Yeah we goin to cinema after exams :p

/me is happy

Oh yeah i just had my 16th driving lesson

16th!? Get in there and book a test young man! (remember, all the best people fail driving test once... hohum :))

Sniper, there's more to life than girlfriends you know!! ;)

Should I be reading these long jokes that don't catch my interest because I know they will be long, and I hate reading long things except books?

EDIT: Sniper, I was referring to you. But I must, then there's more to life than the other/same sex! ;)

[This message has been edited by Shadow_Goddess (edited May 20, 2002).]

Thats because Shadow Goddess, the thing that occupies a female's life (usually) is a boyfriend and not a girlfriend :p

whereas with guys it's bros before hos! :grin: btw sniper, chosen a uni yet?

has anyone else noticed the correlation between the number of locked topics and the new special-edition 'moderator' Extremist? the speed with which he closes threads is phenomenal! :evil:

It's all in quality, not in quantity, my dear lord. :p

The God, i'm still selecting ... so far i have, Bristol, Gloucestershire, Plymouth, Bath, Birmingham i think and cardiff

Life is great isnt it? Well almost. Ok maybe not.

I only have 14 more days of school left. It's great and all but I need more time. I have to study at least 15 minutes for the finals. Speaking of the finals, their on the last days of school! I cant skip and forget about them. I have to go. The bad thing will be sitting their tring to think who Buck is when you want to jump up and scream that it's summer!

ive only got Three, count them Three days till im free from school!!!!!!! woohoo.:p:happy::happy::lol::rolling::spin::roll:

sounds good, but strike plymouth off your list straight away! :mutants:

i lived in nearby exeter (and my parents still do) for 8 years. plymouth is regarded throughout the south-west as being full of freaks :1eye:

on my last excursion to plymouth i saw a guy (as in guy fawkes) dressed-up as an IRA sniper on a balcony in summer, a newspaper salesman screaming 'standard' (or whatever the equivalent is) at the top of his voice without any newspapers to sell, and what appeared to be a ****-eating tramp. i won't even mention the residents...

plus the university is nowhere near as highly-regarded as most of the others (excluding maybe gloucestershire).

What about Kings the god?

Some one posted a link to a dancing banana. I cant find it. Could you please post the link again?

the 'so... hypnotic...' topic
http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001859.html

Forgot to mention this earlier, but DRSW, I'm with you on the chair thing. I have managed to mangle four chairs by falling from them. :)

Ara
(Any relevance with that spam?)

Hmmm this is not humor but still funny... or should I say..... scary?

Look carefully what's wrong with the picture.. be patient, it takes some time. Ah, and put your speakers on.
http://www.dtig.de/whatswrong/

Sniper - I would say avoid Birmingham like the plague (grew up near there), but I went back the other week and its really nice. AND they are opening a selfirdges AND a Harvey Nicks there... AND they have pulled down the Bullring and are replcaing it with something really spiffing...

And its got the best climbing wall in the country (IMHO) there.

You could certainly do worse... :)

plymouth has it's own monarchy? with all the inbreeding that must go on down there i'm not too suprised! :1eye:

:hailtothekingbaby:

Ok once more i've been searhing the net for humour and this is what i've got. Not all great stuff but should be funny at least for a little while.


How to install software (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/install.html)
A humourous description of "What is the Internet" (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/internet.html)
The Natural Life-cycle of Mailing Lists (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/mailing-lists.html)
Neanderthal Tech Support (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/neanderthal.html)
If a Computer Beeps and There is No One Around... (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/msbug.html)
How to be a pest-by-modem (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/pest-by-modem.html)
How Do You Know That You're Spending Too Much Time With Your Computer? (http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/computing/too-much-time.html) I think that one could apply to quite a few of my friends other aquaintances :D

Well anyway i hope you liked 'em if not then don't blame me or send me hate mail or anything like that because i won't reply :grin:

I just killed my FIRST dragon!! YAY! :roll::spin::grin::D:rolling::wave:
Good ol' dead Thaxll'ssilya. Give me a week or two and I'll have a short story posted (in the "Creativity Surge" board) describing this "epic" battle. Bet you'll never guess who the dragonslayer is...

EDIT (I'll reply to any and all guesses here):
-Nope, wasn't Nalia.
-Yep!! Haer'Dalis finished off the "mighty" Thax, though to find out exactly how he kills Thax, you'll have to wait for me to post my account of the fight. (I just finished it, so if you wanna read it, please go to the Creativity Surge Board.)

[This message has been edited by Faerus Stoneslammer (edited May 26, 2002).]

Nalia?

Haer'dalis?

[This message has been edited by Vukodlak (edited May 22, 2002).]

Boo.

Now considering that i hardly know this girl (the one i got the number from) and that we've only excahnged brief text messages and that er ... we see each othe ron saturday at the hair dressers and body language suggests she likes me, would you think it wise to ask her to this up coming party on 1st June?

Yeah why not... You have to meet here somehow... Inviting her for a party is different from dating, going to eat somewhere, going out etc... in a positive way...

[This message has been edited by Headbanger (edited May 22, 2002).]

Has anyone else noticed a few more pop up windows, or is this other stuff I've got going in the background...

Yeah, I have....

OOn the other hand, I have decided to drop our of IB. In recent light I have come to the conclyusion that I'd like to at least try to have a life. :)

Ara
(You know me.... add a random comment here)

what's IB? - Bac?

[This message has been edited by Christopher_Lee (edited May 22, 2002).]

For me, IB was a dream that came true.

:grin: :sorry:
http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/001702.html

Christopher Lee, I got 2 pop-ups when I clicked on Post Reply....

I'm eating a super supreme pizza, listening to mettalica, chatting, and reading the boards.

/end brief insight into the life of ME :heh:

I'm at work, eating pepper loaf sandwiches, butter crunch cookies, and drinking Pepsi Twist.

I work at a info/tech helpdesk. We get some REALLY stupid calls: why won't my monitor work...(have you tried plugging it in?)...no...

Pray tell me Headbanger how it would be more er ... positive? :)

I've also put the pop-ups here on the boards. Same system as on the site, you only get two every so many hours (6 I think).

Donations dropped to next to zero and I'm making 0 money with advertising. No one even buys games or books from SP anymore. I don't know what the hell is happening, but there you go.

Pop-ups are literally my only income to keep this site up and running. And, of course, every now and then someone makes a bit more generous donation. That's it though.

OMG!!! Taluntain! I should donate! (I can't BELIEVE I don't have a credit card yet!) But I can't! You'll find a solution! You've done so for 3 years, so that must be good :) GOOD LUCK! (/me starts harrassing her dad to donate some money...)


*sob* I'm so sad. My name on msn messenger was "[girl's name]'s a whore." And some girl came online and started b*tching at me because my name was that and the girl didn't even really know who I was talking about so she decided to b*tch at *me* instead of my name instead. And I just ignored her but then today at recess she b*tched me out again with a whole bunch of people who didn't know what *she* was talking about. And then some other girl comes up to me and I don't even know her and she starts b*tching at me too! And I can't take it because I really didn't do anything except tell the truth and they're all yelling at me in the hallways and after school and I can't take it anymore! *cries*

/me offers hugs again.

Some people...ok most people dont stop and think of how their words affect others. Im guilty of it on occasion, and so are, Im sure, most of the people on these boards. At one time or another. Its sad to realise anew, or for the first time, or whatever, that the majority of the human race doesnt care that much about their kindred.

[for those that think to flame me for 'downgrading' the human race, you will nought but prove my point. I am merely showing my point of view.]

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This is the truth, not a flame, and the truth hurts.

Its (sic) sad the realise (sic) anew, or for the first time, or whatever, that the majority of the human race doesnt (sic) care that much about their kindred.

Ummmm...NO.

First of, anew is a synonym for the first time.

Secondly, who are you to say that more than 3 billion people don't care that much about their kindred...how can you say that? And if you've had problems with people on these boards, call them out with a PM or a post, but don't revert to childish behavior by beating around the bush with this sympathy BS!

Come on...yes, there is a TON of horrible things and horrible people on this planet, but to say that most of them don't care for each other is just wrong.

And Shadow_Goddess, how come your SN was that, anyway? (it's possible I misunderstood...)

What does "sic" and "SN"?

And who are you to talk about 3 billion people?! EVERYONE does that! You are doing it right now, I can slip it sometimes, I've seen the school slip it! One time or another, someone will do it. Even the BABIES will do it when they are older! So if YOU don't like what we are posting, maybe here isn't this topic isn't the place for you!

To start with, Anew means 1) Once more, again. 2) In a new or different way.
So I dont know where you got your definition from..but you need to recheck.

Second, I am a person who has watched the news, and to have seen what is on the news, doenst look well for the Human race, murders, terrorism, etc. oh yeah..makes the Human race just the most perfect race around.

'Sympathy BS' if you had any idea what I was talking aobut, you would have left that out. I was in the Chatroom talking to her. So dont assume things.

There are tons of things that humans do to each other, and as I said..most people dont care about others. If they did then there would not be half the things that are going on.

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Shadow_Goddess -
sic= intentionally so written — used after a printed word or passage to indicate that it is intended exactly as printed or to indicate that it exactly reproduces an original
SN= Screen Name

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All work and no play can be hazardous. It's 04:42 in the morning and I'm still at work, unable to remember when I first got here. I *think* I've slept for two hours, but you can never be sure about these things... :coffee:

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

(*yawn*)

What are you talking about, Shadow_Goddess? I never said anything you did was wrong, all I was saying is that I didn't understand why your MSN screename would be (name) is a whore...

And who are you to talk about 3 billion people?! EVERYONE does that! You are doing it right now, I can slip it sometimes, I've seen the school slip it! One time or another, someone will do it. Even the BABIES will do it when they are older! So if YOU don't like what we are posting, maybe here isn't this topic isn't the place for you!

Uh...slip what? I never slipped anything, and I'm not sure what you are trying to say, and you don't know what I'm trying to say.

My problem with DeBhall Stasion's post was that he generalized half of all humans (that's over 3 billion people) into an unfair category!

Hey--a lot of people watch the news also! I bet they're all in the Mensa Society, right?

OK. If the majority of the human race didn't care about each other, how can we have an organized society with (I'll admit a sometimes corrupt) government?

All I'm trying to say is that it's wrong to degrade ourselves unnecessarily!

[Don't pull terrorism BS, either, all the aftermath of that sh*tty act showed the world is that HUMANS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN EVER, NOW]

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This will be the last thing I say to this...

To start with.
Shadow_Goddess was talking about the fact that everybody isnt nice to everybody. You can not tell me that you are nice to every person, and I do mean every person that you meet, be it on the streets, or in a crowded room, or where ever. Dont try to tell me that, because I will not believe you, I will not believe it of any human being. Because it is not possible. You may try to be nice to everybody..but your not going to be.

My problem with DeBhall Stasion's post was that he generalized half of all humans (that's over 3 billion people) into an unfair category!
My problem is: You cant spell my name right, this is the second time; atleast that you have misspelt it. Scrool all the way down to the bottom of the page that you type on, the box that has a little scroll bar on it, scroll down that, you can even change pages, to make sure that your seeing what you want to, and look at the spelling of my name.(note: this a applys to everyone that has problems with it, it will make people much happier)
Yes it generalized half of the human race, into an unfair category? I wouldnt go that far, The truth hurts, Bear it.
OK. If the majority of the human race didn't care about each other, how can we have an organized society with (I'll admit a sometimes corrupt) government?
Ok, if the majority of the human race cared about each other, why would the government be corrupt? Governemnt corruption is politicians going into office, to further their own ends very few go into office with the inclination of bettering the lives of citizens.

[Don't pull terrorism BS, either, all the aftermath of that sh*tty act showed the world is that HUMANS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER MORE THAN EVER, NOW]
Ok...correct me if Im wrong, but Terrorism is an act of hate.
Sure some people are closer because of it, but others are torn apart because of it(and I am not speaking of only Spt.11, I am speaking of terroism in general; which you seemed to miss the point of).

I agree, we should not degrade ourselves unnecessarily. Key word being unnecessarily Sorry if this hurts your feelings, but humans are not perfect, in some ways we are worse than animals.

/me ends the rant permenantly.

Nice spin, DeBhaal.

Don't give me sh*t for misspelling your name (not a word found in any dictionary) and tell me to "scrool," you fool. That's poetic justice. Yeah, this definitely "applys" to everyone, right?

First, you said:
the majority of the human race doesnt care that much about their kindred.
After I shot that down, you spun it into:
most people dont care about others.
I responded, and you now pretend that what you were saying is:
You may try to be nice to everybody..but your not going to be.

An easier route would be to apologize for overstating that some humans are malicious at heart and many seek to disregard the feelings of others. Instead, you put words into my mouth:
Sorry if this hurts your feelings, but humans are not perfect
I never said they were perfect! I never said that terrorism wan't an act of hate! arghhhhhh

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Enough. Take this to PM or email please.

Ah, yes, there was that one..... Well, lets just say that if nightmares had not come true in other aspects of my life, I probably would have enjoyed IB. But now.... I don't know.

Also, I had a pretty freaky dream last night... it began as a pretty normal one, but during the end I was confused if I was a mage for real, and where did the effects for my spells come if it was real, and then there was some runes in my arms and the plavce was full of people who were, me included, some sort of Bhaalspawn thingies... I tried to scrub the runes off and partially succeeded, then I asked a person who used to be my friend but whom I haven't seen in years that did she have the runes too or was it just a hallucintaion.... Can we say I was pretty weirded out when I woke?

Ara
(Hmmm.... mmmH)

I spent all afternoon and night last night reading Great Expatations. Luckly I'm all most done but I have a test over it today I think. Owell.

Ok I've got these pewter figures from my grandma last night. English Heritage is the company that I think made them. It's a small board game. I was just wondering if anyone has heard of them and what their all about. Their pretty cool. Celtic Life my set is called.

One more thing. I was reading the bottom of the Celtic Life box and relized that nothing in America really adds up to anything. We havent ocupied this county for very long and their really no great history to America. It's almost sad.

Arabwel, that's a weird dream. You don't know how it ends?

Wow... we can better change the name of the topic to The Big Jerry Springer topic: Hot discussions.

HELLOOOO

8people here (on DT1s username)

Arabwel, have you been reading a FR book? the one with Alias, she has blue sigils on her arm that lead to the reason of her existence.

Are you really a human-made creature?:borg::alien::1eye::toofar::mommy::mommy:

Nope, but I do have read Death Gate Cycle ages ago... Who knows, I might be a Patryn! :p

Headbanger, I was rudely awaken at that point, so i do not have any idea what happened afterwards :p

Ara
(Having a moderatley okay day, for once)

Arabwel, can you download part 2 of the dream and watch it tonight? I want to know how it ends :)

Maybe they should invite a real DREAMcast, not one where you can play games with but one where you can select what to dream tonight :)

Why do people think farting is not polite? I mean if you can guarantie it will not smell bad! And i just hate those guys that fart quietly and than accuse others for the bad smell! If someone farts loudly, it is just like he farted regulary and said "I`m sorry, it was I.". :)

PS I couldnt resist mention this :lol: :lol: :lol:

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On this dream subject. I sometimes have cascading dreams where after one ends in ym dream i wake up get out of bed and then suddenly everything goes wierd and i cascade into another waking up, thinking it's real life and then all goes wierd again.

I had a very strange dream a couple of nights ago. I was inside a coffin and could hear a discussion about me outside of it. The people outside said "Right he's to be buried with all these people" and read off a long list of names. Then i felt the coffin tipping and i started to slide out of the bottom and into a black whole. I woke up at this point fell forward and looked around expecting to see all the people i'd been buried with.

That dream lasted 5 mins or less and i'd been slepping for nearly 10 hours. Why does dream time never coincide with real time??

8people, about page 1 and Neopets, I know that you go on it, I KNOW, there is no escape, because I KNOW, you told me during regestration...

I'm sick today. It sucks because today is Day 6(school cycle) and that's the best day of the cycle. Today I have guitar lessons after school. Today at school we have our pictures taken for the OC Transpo buses because our ontario government is ****ed up.

George Bush and he Chimpansee. http://humor.student.utwente.nl/index.php?n=1190

I'll add that unlike 95% or more I actually think George is a great man. So don't flame me. I like him. But a harmless tease isn't bad. Not at all.

he is a great man... but has some very bad ideas.... he started the stealwar with europe and japan, the rocketshield, rejected the worldwide Kyoto-plan to reduce CO2-pollution....

George Bush is not a nice man. I think that "forcing" a country to accept ultra conservative values, and then denouncing critiscim of them is a very poor idea, and the signs of a very weak man. I believe his foreign policy (which is how the rest of the world will view him - given that we do not hear of much US domestic policy) is hugely naive.

Nobleman, I am curious (though not flaming you). As a scientist, are you not dismayed by GWBs environmental, humanitarian and ethical (third world contraception/abortionist) views?

I am sure this topic has been discussed to death, so I will not continue.

Aha!! I'm not the only person in the world who likes George Bush!! Personally, I think the world could use some people to get things moving. Of course, I DO agree that Bush takes this to a rather high degree, but some good will come of it. Maybe I just think like this because my government has decided to take on the role of extreme panzies who can't deal with world-affecting issues. In case no one has heard, our "brilliant" PM has decided to take all Canadian troops out of Afghanistan by the end of August.

Do you think he would have a chance of re-election if he hadn't? There have been so many petitions and letters to editors since April 18 demanding that we remove Canadian troops from US command that he couldn't help but get the message that that's what Canadians want. And he always gives the public what it wants, no matter how stupid it is. Remember when he cancelled the EH-101 purchase the month after his first election, even though it was obvious it would cost more not to get new S&R helicopters than it would to go through with the purchase we'd committed to? What the public wants, the public gets, so that Jean can keep the only job in the world he's qualified for- kissing the electorate's bum.

But I have to agree with the Canadian public on this one- the Canadian army is underfunded, underequipped, undertrained for combat missions. We have nothing to contribute in Afghanistan except to meaninglessly sacrifice lives- the only reason we were there in the first place was to show the US how sad we were about Sept 11. The Americans can do what needs to be done in Afghanistan far more efficiently than we can. What the Cdn Forces are trained and equipped for is policing and peacekeeping- we should stick to that, we're good at it.

That's true Sprite, but that brings up another point, Chretien is one of the main reasons that our military is so crappy. Two of the four bases I've lived on in the past 16 years (that's my whole life by the way, except for a 6-month period in 1990 when I lived in Wales) have been closed!! Chretien seems annoyingly happy to take as much money as possible away from our military, among other things.

Hey! Which bases? My grandpa was a Sgt Major in Borden for most of his adult life.

I feel for you re: base closings- isn't it amazing how you can get attached to them? I was stationed at CFOCS Chilliwack when it was sold- and that base was paradise, there's no other word for it, I've never been so happy in my life. Salmon fishing 5 minutes from work! And glacier-fed lakes to swim in! Ahhhhhhh... So, naturally, it was sold to a much more profitable enterprise than national defence. :( I darn near wept. And the poor little buggers training for officerhood now don't have anywhere near so nice for their initiation into hell. :heh:

Dundurn, on the other hand, is just plain no fun. I spent an instructive month touring former concentration camps in Germany and had a distinct sense of deja vue- Dundurn looks JUST like Dachau. If you've lived there, my serious condolences. :eek: Those draughty stone barracks were so cold at night there was some SERIOUS fraternisation going on just for body heat.

I spent most of my brief military career at the Artillery Battle School in Shilo- ever been there? It's in the middle of nowhere but it's quite nice.

Christopher_Lee; Yes I am.
Well noboby is perfect. Not even GWB.

As Long as he doesn't intervene in my work on cancer and aging I can live with his babbling.

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p[ersonally i think george bush is a bit of a pillock, but the americans could be ruled by someone worse i suppose........for example.......erm......i'll get back to you on that one!

Woof. see...: www.killfrog.com (http://www.killfrog.com)

I am never getting drunk again.

I remember spending half an hour logging on to SP chat this night (I need to type a 7 digit code with both capital and small letters)

Even now I am so drunk I have to concentrate to type.

Yoda sure got me drunk :1eye:

hehe, I feel with you - I remember posting here seriously drunk one night. I typed about 30 messages that night and I spent the next two days trying to figure out which topics I posted on to correct my typos :D

No Sprite, I can't say that I've ever lived at Shilo.
I went from CFB Moosejaw (where I was born) to CFB Portage la Prairie (these are the 2 bases I mentioned that have been closed) to Wales, to CFB Winnipeg, to....CFB Borden, my current home!

:happy: I am sooo happy at the moment. I've jus got home from a party that lasted over 24 hours and was very cool :grin:

Lol ok... I have to make 4 CDs by the end of today. I need to do my laudry, clean the bathrooms (ick) and finish my homework. I am here on SP procrasinating :)

Me too me too!! :roll::spin::grin:

Faerus- you must be in an Air Force rather than Army family, yes? I hear Borden is nice. Luxury compared to CFB Winnipeg anyway. :) And you aren't far from great camping there, if you like to camp.

I didn't know CFB Moosejaw was closed! I spent two weeks training in the weapons depot there. The junior ranks club looked like 10-forward and they served the best Army food I've ever seen. One of the Air types I worked with there said, "yeah, they have to feed us better than you Army morons because we can't be paid to live in a hole in the ground and eat out of baggies". :) Happy memories.

Hmmm.... Guess what? Expect more incoheerent spam than usual... I didn't sleep at all last night, and I'm once again on cafeine/sugar high, thanks to very strong and sweet tea....

On the topic of more odd dreams: I was at some sort of a beach, it was rainy, and there were some peoiple doing that thing in which they use sort of a parachute to hang behind a boat... and For some reason, Tal was there, wearing a pointy hat, and complaining that it was cold...

Oh, and I got indirectly into radio this morning. The Radio Mafia morning show had a lame joke about Kent and a rhyme involving butter made at summer, but they had no idea what the relevance of summer in the butter was. So, I went to their website and told them what it meant, and they used it in the same show. Don't I feel proud...

Ara
(Not tired... not at all...)

I've just spent a couple of hours making a quaterstaff for myself. I began with a curtain pole, which I sanded down. I then traced "Lawful Good" in elven script along either end, and went over it with indellible ink. Finally, I wrapped some black elastic around the middle and nailed it into place. Now it looks really really, cool. :D

Just thought I'd share that with you all.

Ok, stayed up all night browsing and finally reached the end.
http://www.1112.net/lastpage.html

Time to explore this thing they call RL.

very douglas adams... :alleraurestau:

I'm still hyper and :D from the party i went to at the weekend. But now i'm really tired and acheing quite a bit from bouncing on the trampoline that was there, i also fell off it when i was a lil pissed. Ok this is me finished typing junk for this post.

You're right Sprite! (rhyme :))
My dad's in the Air Force. I wouldn't say Borden is "nice" though, but it's tolerable.
The camping's nice too, unless you get an unwelcome visitor, like a raccoon.....or a bear. :grin:

I got back from camping today. Wow their were tons of hot girls. But I didnt talk to any :(

NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

My ToB CD is broken... no, no, no, no, no......

I am dying. No ToB. AAARGH!

:mad::mad::flaming::cry::cry:

The only thing that makes me feel better is that I am going to buy the Harry Potter DVD today.

Ara
(Elbow-length gloves are a fashion statemnt)

Harry Potter? hmm...

I watched Lord of the Rings for the 5th time yesterday... this time not in cinema but on my own 19" screen :)

You guys have it out for DVD and Video?

Yeah, I saw it with my own eyes, sitting there on the self. I need it, and I need it BAD.

Ara
(COmpletely in love with an imaginary character.... can we say loser "P )

Well R2D2 is good looking, smart and headstrong so I don't blame you Arabwel

I am thinking more on the lines of Count Dooku, but in the HP DVD there will be Snape :)

Ara
(Besnaped is the word)

Let's see how the gemification worked. I can hear the masses screaming now... :D

Yippeee!!Two days and the revelation comes. I mean like the last day of school. And parents are going to Paris in Friday and coming back in Monday.:DI discovered my Sailor Moon and Neopets obsession lately. No,i DONT like Neopets,but yesterday i went and played like 2 hours until my eyes were big as saucers and my father threatened to kill me.Well,the last one wasnt exactly true. I am going to see Star Wars in next Tuesday i think. :D Bye,now.*is dragged away by men in white coats*

Woohoo! 3 days till the end of half term :D

Hmm i'm not sure on my feeling bout the gems as of yet. I don't hate them but i'm not sure if they'll grow on me like the avataars did. My gems are pretty though hehe :grin:

Why do we all have to go gem seaching now? It's cool and all, but I kind of liked the avataars. They stood out and everyone was different. Now most of us who can't get a custom avataar all look alike, not completly, but pretty close. And how do you get more gems? I only have three and others have about ten.

I wonder which gem I am. I think I'm a Ziose gem. Am I a Ziose gem? Or am I a pseudo-Ziose gem who really thinks he's a real Ziose gem? Maybe I'm just some crazy dude locked up in a mental institution under the delusion that he (or she) is a Ziose gem. But I think I really am a Ziose gem. The ones worth 52 or so gold pieces.

I hate gems. I'm worth more then what every this gem is worth.

I have finalies next week:help:

DRSW, if you hate the gems so much, donate to SP, then you wont have to worry about it.

Besides, the gems are Tals sublimial message system to get more people to donate money.

I dont think that he would do such a thing. I think that it was good idea but it seems that some people dont agree and everybody agreed with avatars, so my point is to change it back. Or change it to something else. My reason of disliking is that some games are simmilar and even if there were only 30 avatars, it was more, hm, collorfull?

Do you really think I had wasted so much time on this just to revert back to avatars? Not bloody likely.

Obviously people got used to the avatars, and it's in people's nature to oppose change at first, until they get used to it. But you will get used it.

And if you'd read the FAQ, which has all the updated info about the gem system, you'd see that if you hold your mouse cursor over the gem it'll display the gem's name.

:lol:

Tal- maybe you should post that last comment in every topic so that everyone gets the message. :evil:

But it makes me feel so low, I only have 3 gems, most have a good amount more!

Poor me... Yet another sleepless night enchaned with lots of caffeine and sugar... beware!!!

Ara
(Still miffed about broken ToB CD)

Ok, sorry, but is it just me or Tal's portrait looks meaner than before? ;)

Edit: That would be awesome if your portrait showed are you happy, angry or so. But before you say it: Yes we have "gremlins" for that!

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You think he looks menacing now total, you should have seen him when he was a pink dragon :p ;).

Well I'm going to be gone for awhile. I may get a chance to stop in every once in while. But I'll crank up the Big B again in August. Right now it's off to camp :grin:.

Bye Bye Big B
/me waves to Big B

But what if someone starts dissing SW again where will SW's righteous defender be?

Ok wherever it is your going have fun.

Tal, the new portrait does look angry. Do you think that you could find a suitably angry one for Extremist? ;)

Bye BigB. See you in August.

Big B, what camp?

Hey every one guess what?! I took a test today in world history and got a B! HA! It's usualy a C or D. Im so happy!

Well... I'm done making 4 CDs... finally. I screwed up 2 already trying to make those 4... I hope my friends are happy, or else...

Ha ha!! 42 hours without sleep and I haven't lost my mind!! Bastard migraines, I couldn't even drink coffee to keep myself awake! Only sheer will-power kept me going...and going and going and...
Congrats DRSW! That wouldn't happen to be ancient history, would it? Great course, except that it's that course that kept me up 40+ hours...for an assignment {insert rude comment here}.

Hey, Tal, is your old avitar up for grabs??? (the mage) I think your old guy was way cool looking! :rolling:

No way. I may still use that one again. ;)

snif.... my beloved Air Elemental.... traded for a stupid beljuril :cry:

the boards do look stupid with all those gems....

Bye bye Big B :wave: , Have fun!

I cant wait to finish my exams so i can go to sea! But anyway i must wait 4 weeks to heal my arm, i broke it, so i can enter water again.


He he Tal, i thought you might said it! :lol:

How do you post guides and stuff onto sorcerererererers place?

[Mail it to sorcerer -AT- sorcerers.net and Tal will place it on the site if he likes it - BTA]

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One more day of school till half term to go. YAY :D I hope my teacher doesn't ask for my homework tomorow :rolleyes: Ok i'm going to go to sleep soon so this is probably my last post of today. Nite all :sleep:

I dont know what got in to me today but I'm just really happy. I've got all the right moves. It's just all working out for me.

LMAOH. "Right moves", eh? Hm... I haven't been too bad today. And tomorrow is the last day my english teacher is here. WOOOHOOOOO!!!!! I'm so happy she's leaving. That ***** gave me a 2 on my book report, and that was the best mark in the whole class(consisting 10 people. The others are in gifted).

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO SC!

We just had the worst hail shower in over a decade. And it is freaking summer. As I am writing this thunderstorm broke loose. Should I unplug? Is the world gonna end :mommy:

*now where did I put my "I don't want to die as a virgin" sign* :1eye:

EDIT; War does not make one great but it makes you feel better. Yoda just told me that.

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Well, my friends, this is my farewell message for the summer. I probably will be unable to spend much time over the internet during the