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Z-Layrex
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 1:16am
My idea of heaven is me in my warm bed, with a nice girl asleep next to me, my hamster on my shoulder and a copy of LOTR open infront of me. Oh and a big mug of tea.

Sir Belisarius
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 1:51am
Only one girl?!?!? It's HEAVEN, man! HEAVEN!!
Let's see...My heaven would be:

Hopefully one where I could shed the mortal coil, so to speak, and just travel the universe! Visiting new places, seeing new places, and generally exploring!

A constant state of exploration.!

Or else I'd like to be reincarnated as a rockstar or NHL goalie!!! :grin: :spin: :roll:

SC
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 1:58am
Heaven... Having a huge white mansion that's breezy. Having a couple of sweet guys around me. Sitting back with a computer and cable modem. Having an indoor pool and understanding life. Heaven.

Nobleman
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 4:15am
A warm summer evening on Paradisic Hawaii, where Jesus and Buddha is mixing drinks in Hoola skirts and I don't have to worry about bills, obligations, hangovers or the next body tequila with Buddha.

Psycho. the fanged rabbit
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 5:56am
If there was such thing and I was there I would have a Playmate girl as my girlfriend but she would not be ditsy and she would be funny. I would have a really fast Dune Buggy, dirtbike, 4 wheeler, and a suped up...... gosh what car......how about a Lambergini it works. I would have 2 pools one indoor and one out. I would have a pool table, ping pong, foozball,and pinball. I would have a sauna and hot tub. Five super computers (Why five I dunno). I would have a sprate room for everthing kitchen, living room, bed room, batroom, and etc. Each room would have it's own color for examole the game rome would be blue with all the furniter lime green. Every video game system possible. A soround sound system in every room and a fire place in every room. And a purebread Boxer,
Rottwieler, Blacklab, and Chawawa (check spelling) ( you gott have the little dog). I also would own two monkeys.

Frog
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 5:59am
Mine would be in a big open field beneith a blue sky with miles of endless rolling hills. The grass would dance in the wind and colorful butterflies would flap about. Everything would be silent except for the songs of birds and sweet voices of goddesses. I'd be relaxin', no troubles.

[ August 16, 2002, 06:00: Message edited by: Frog ]

Shadowhunter
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 6:18am
My idea would go something like dominating each and every aspect of time, matter, space and energy (there goes me, the mad archwizard :evil: ); shaping them as I see fit... In other words: OWNING THE WHOLE DAMN PLACE (the Universe, that is) and remodeling as I wanted... Hell, IŽll even own Sorcerers :evil: (Tal, BTA and everyone else: MEET YOUR FATE!)and could shape my own mate (A la PERFECT WOMAN ;) )... Oh well, I could even reshape human nature to worship me and AD&D with every heartbeat; therefore making AD&D a reality, changing Earth to resemble Toril and giving birth to our dreams (I always wanted to kick Elminster's butt :evil: , so I'll just create him and destroy him until I'm satisfied). Think of me as AO.

So, Why would I want heaven when I can make it :evil: ?

Alas... dreaming can't hurt your body but most certainly does with your heart when you wake up :sosad: :cry: .

Concluding, my heaven would be: ... ... ... MY WOMAN (insert your name here :) ).

P.S.:

Thank God women exist.

Void
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 6:58am
I choose... All of the above ;) :cool: :D .

The Deviant Mage
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 8:46am
Ok, omnipotence does sound good. Beyond that, I'd like to be a sickeningly overpowered character in some fantasy setting; thus guaranteed immortality and fame, I would continuously make cameos in all sorts of situations which were none of my business. One day I'd be on Buffy the Vampire Slayer just walking around in the background, the next I'd be saving Elminster from Drizzt only to kill them both myself.

Or something like that.

Aikanaro
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 10:15am
Ah heaven, what a truely stupid concept.
My heaven would be... well if I listed it here then I would probably have listed every cool thing in existence, and quite a few things not in existence.

Sick curtaiN
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 10:35am
Heaven? Lets see... :evil:

Heaven would be a place where BEER is free and there's Cable internet everywhere!! Oh yeah... :grin:
Chicks would be pawing me at every corner wanting to kiss my little pinky and everyone would hail me as their king!! :lol:

Yerril
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 11:49am
Lots of evil to cleave, and a big fat potion of Becoming Level 50... :bigeyes:

Oooh, and my amazing monk companion by my side ;) :love:

Sapiryl
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 1:31pm
Cool, ('bout 75 degrees, fahrenheit) mansion on a cliff overlooking an ocean of deep blue. Light and breezy with palm trees and soft steel drum and reggae music in the background. Distant cries of sea gulls and water spraying against the cliff face would echo throughout the premesis.

The mansion itself would be mostly mahogany and marble with large pillared balconies with silky curtains screening the view, but could be pulled back to the side. A large hammock would accompany every balcony. I would have a private jazz club that could seat a couple dozen close friends.

I, myself, would resemble one of the main characters from a DnD campaign (an elven bard, perhaps?). With me would be a tall, fair beautiful woman who loved me and who was both intelligent and athletic.

Oh, and I could dance. And sing. And be athletic and stuff. Yeah. :p

Arabwel
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 1:37pm
Deviant Mage, I have to agree with you... that would be heaven.

Ara
(Taking economics... and loving it)

Jack Funk
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 4:01pm
resting in the hand of God.

Oblate
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 5:09pm
Having more brains next time.

SlimShogun
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 7:10pm
Returning to Earth to massacre the pedophiles and child-killers.

[ August 16, 2002, 21:58: Message edited by: SlimShogun ]

Eilonwy
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 7:27pm
Ahh heaven...
hm...
I would some kind of mageprincess and I would live in some kind of Palace. Several servants working for me. My own dragon, a red one I think. A prince to help me rule my land. My own mage and theivesguild. A nice computer with Internet connection broadband. *happy sigh*
But then, I have to be good in some way...
:sosad: :(
Being nice would be boring, but...-
Heck, I can get whateverything I want cuz I will be sooooo rich and I can get anyone cuz of my dashing beauty! :happy: :hippy: :p

Falconhand
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 7:59pm
SSSSSleepppp.. And nobody telling me at 06.00 AM to go to work. That stuff about being rich and beautiful would be the option one if sleeping was excluded, though..

8people
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 10:01pm
My heaven would be to finally go to my land - Chirofen. I, of course, would become The Eight and would have a computer and would just live my world

Mister Rogue
Fri, 16th Aug '02, 10:54pm
My idea of heaven?- Living life amongst the graceful spires of an Elven city such as Suldanesselar,and doing nothing except skipping merrily, listening to fine music, and owning a master crafted +5 rapier, oh... i'm too easy to please :D :D :D :D

Oaz
Sat, 17th Aug '02, 2:43am
Where things you wish you had as heaven are gone, only to be replaced with even better things.

[ August 17, 2002, 02:48: Message edited by: C'Jakob ]

idoru
Sat, 17th Aug '02, 3:44am
Eternal life.

Oh, and a computer where no program ever, ever, ever crashes. :D

Kitrax
Sat, 17th Aug '02, 4:07am
My idea of heaven is a 6 sideed room. On the first side there is a 100 Tera Hz computer that NEVER breakes down; on the second side, there is a huge kitchen with cute little British chefs; on the thrid side, there is a I-max sized TV along with the ultamate sound system; on the fourth side is a California King sized bed with my beautiful wife in sexy lingerie; on the fifth side there a window where I can lean out so I can point and laugh at all the people down in hell; and on the sixth side, there is a hallway that leads into another 6 sidded room! :rolling:

Rastor
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 2:41am
A nice peaceful life with a loving wife and kids. Happiness is all that matters to me.

Lady Loulex
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 11:07am
Lazing around infront of my PS2 playing Balders Gate with all my mates. :D

Deathmage
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 12:10pm
Relllllllllllllllaxing life...whee, a small wodden house on the top of the mountains where I use the computer and write books and have a huge library...*dreamy sigh* alas, never going to happen I suppose...

xlMacStroudlx
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 10:21pm
My Heaven would jes be me, my gf Katie, and a house and lifstyle exactly same as i am now, at the mo, my life is good. Im content, 'Suteki Da Ne. I want for nothing, i am a man who has nothing, and in that nothing, has everything, y'know?

I have nothing special, but what i do have, feels like everything, im content, 'Suteki Da Ne'

(which means in japanese 'Aint it Wonderful'

Fizity
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 11:12pm
A large green field where I could run and play soccer... forever... Always having something challenging to do (mountain climbing, white water rafting, skydiving). :D In whatever setting you like

Sir Belisarius
Wed, 21st Aug '02, 12:21am
I wish I was Hugh Hefner...but me at my age (if you know what I mean) Hangin in the mansion with all those uber-vixens would be a nice slice of Heaven!!!!

Lord Moeken
Wed, 21st Aug '02, 12:31am
Heaven - A nice bottle of wine, a fine Italian meal, an evening alone with my best girl....

oh wait - I did that last night ;)

I guess I'm There already.

Z-Layrex
Wed, 21st Aug '02, 12:32am
ooh moaken ya ladeez man ;)