Hope this topic is allowed:

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan

Post your funny slogans! We got some hilarious ones at school... though some a bit rude due to our own words :p

have fun and post some entertaining ones!

'Don't Get Mad, Get Sick.'
'Your Dungeon, Right Away.'
'If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Tree.'
'Go On, Get Your Stupid Cows Out.'
'Flying Goat Not Included.'
'Fall Into The Huge Stampede Of Mating Buffalos.'
'A Stairway To Nowhere Is Forever.'
'The Best Purple-Coloured Three-Headed Intelligent Cave-Dragon A Man Can Get.'

Lol! :D

I got:

Wow! I Could Have Had a Naughty Snail!

Snap! Crackle! Sorcerers Place!

Designed for Insanity, Engineered to Last.

I'm not Just the Sorcerers Place, I'm a Member.

Gee, Your Deep Blue Sea Smells Terrific.

Is 8people In You? :lol:

It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Hedghog

But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of 8people. :jawdrop:

Avez-Vous Un Beady Eyed Baboon?

Beady Eyed Baboon - The Appetizer!

Baldurs Gate Saves Your Soul. :thumb: oh yeah!

Have You Forgotten How Good Baldurs Gate Tastes? :hahaerr:

Trying to be spiritual ... didn't work:

Make Fun of Jesus

Never Knowingly God.

The Science Of Holy Spirit.

The Christianity Drinker's Lighter Christianity.

With A Name Like Mathetais (Disciple), It Has To Be Good. <<<that's my favorite

:good:

The Incredible, Edible Goulash.

If You Like a Lot of Falstaff on Your Biscuit, Join our Club.

Think Metallica.

The Biggest Dwarf Pennies Can Buy.

What's In Your Book??

An Army of Sexy Drow.

ooo

Try Sideways, You'll Like It.

Can You Tell Halflings From Butter?

It's A Bit Of A Big Stick.

My Doctor Says 'Dumb Orc'.

Because I'm Worth Kissy Kissy.
Kissy Kissy Just Feels Right.

Hand-Built by Drizzt.

Bhall, Recommended By Mothers Everywhere
:lol: ROFL!!! :lol:

Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Icewind Dale.
Oh I say :eek:

And finally:
You Deserve A Taluntain Today.
:grin:

Well I suck like a monkey at stuff like that so i'm just givin' you guys thumbs on the funny slogans :thumb:

Rpg. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be.


Gotta love it. :)

lol - just had to post
Feel The Raw Naked Taluntain Of The Road.

and

Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Being Killed By A Dragon.
Got a Being Killed By A Dragon? You're in Luck.

I'll stop posting so much now, until I get something really funny

LMFAO at the site :lol: !

Ok heres some of mine:

'Life Should Taste As Good As Water Melons.'
'Pink Sheep: The Other White Meat.'
'Because I'm Worth Democracy.'
'It's Just For Me And My Democracy.'
'Have You Forgotten How Good Dinosaur Tastes?'
'The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Arse.'
'Whatever You're Into, Get Into Elminster.'
'The Coffee Cup that Smiles Back.' :coffee:
'Schtop! This Toilet Seat is not Ready Yet!'
'Don't You Just Love Being In Anarchy?'
'You Too Can Have An Ogre Like Mine.'
'Bonzo's Big Bang Bash Burger Bar Saves Your Soul.' (you betcha! :holy: )
'The Science Of Sex.'
'Fill It To The Rim With Sex.' (ewwww)
'Come See the Softer Side of Sexually Displaced Monkeys.'
'I'm not Just the Brick To Hit Your Friends With, I'm a Member.'
'Moving at the Speed of Brick To Hit Your Friends With.'
'Happiness is a Cigar Called Bingo.'
'Only Bob Can Prevent Forest Fires.'
'Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Oysters.' (good advice)
'Nobody Does It Like Extremist.' :evil:
'Top Breeders Recommend Me.' (they do??)
'Always After Me Slippers.'
'Come See the Softer Side of Slippers.'

Its Not Like I Am Going To Pay For That Rutkowski.

That was just plain evil. :)

"We don't make stupid slogans, we make stupid slogans better."

"Oxymore saves your soul." :holy:

"Don't leave home without your brain."

"Don't leave home without your brain." Well duh. :)

The World's Local Kitrax. -- That's me!!! Gotta Lotta Kitrax. -- Oh, baby! Designed for Bedtime, Engineered to Last. -- Uhhh...I don't want to know what the product is... Uh-oh, Better Get Boards O' Magic. -- So, BoM is now an auto paint service? We Don't Make Shadows Of Amn. We Make Shadows Of Amn Better. -- This is the perfect slogan for a modder Silly Rabbit, Throne Of Baal is for Kids. -- Actually, it's perfect for ages 10-110 Kitrax, the Other White Meat. -- I always thought I was red meat... :eek: :mommy:
That's a great site...may I recomend that SP use it to come up with daily slogans for the chatrooms? :rolling:

Silverblade Stays Sharp 'til The Bottom of the Glass.

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Sorcerer's Place it is!

151 Countries, One Sorcerer's Place.

Behold the Power of The Harmonium.

Lipsmackin'Thirstquenchin'
Acetastin'motivatin'goodbuzzin'cooltalkin'
Highwalkin'fastlivinevergivin'coolfizzin'Banana


Longest one ever!

:D

We had great fun with this at breaktime.

Quite erm... interesting. Let me show what I got. :heh:

Top breeders recommend Master of Nuhn.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Master Of Nuhn?
A Smooth-Running Master Of Nuhn is a Relaxing Experience.

I got sick, so I tried some other names :evil:

Come to life. Come to papa.
Cant do it in real life? Do it on Faragon.
Make BTA yours.

Clunk Click, Every Waxbean.

Ding-Dong! Belisarius Calling!

Good Honest Lawyers Since 1896.

Things Happen After a Road Rager.

America's Most Trusted Thumper.

Get Spank Monkey or Get Out.

The Cheese Grater of your Life.

Have You Had Your Embezzlement Today?

Pretty random, I know...But so am I!

Have you people been typing rude words by any chance? I can look at the history at the bottom of the screen!

"Things Go Better with Sorcerer's Place."

"Hope It's Sorcerer's Place, It's Sorcerer's Place, We Hope It's Sorcerer's Place..." :D

"The Future's Bright. The Future's Boards O' Magick."

"Smart. Beautiful. Mystra."

"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Harkle." :eek:

"We're Serious About Virne."
Fine, be that way. :p

"If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Banana."
How true... I wish there were more banana like people...

"Unzip a Snack."
Huh? That could almost be real slogan.

Gives A Meal Eze-Appeal.

Slash - Australian for Beer.

Stop. Go. Slash.

Please Don't Squeeze The Taluntain.

LOL.

P-P-P-Pick Up A Baldur's Gate.

Mild Green Harry Potter Liquid.

Nobody Does It Like Harry Potter.

Double the Pleasure, Double the Ranger.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Kobold.

LOL :D

"Do the Taluntain"
"Look for the Shell Label"
"Sharing the Sorcerers Place of your life"
"Tense, Nervous, SP?"
"We're serious about Cat"
"The Babies with the Hole" :eek: :eek:
"The Sheep of your life" :lol:
"Get Serious, get Neverwinter Nights" :thumb:
"Pure George Bush" ;)
"Melts in your Tony Blair, not in your hand" :hahaerr:
"The Saddam breakfast" ;)

Man I could do this all night :)

Because Throne of Bhaal is complicated enough.
( :confused: )

If you can't beat swords, join swords!
(Yeah! Hell yeah! *adopts Fighter of 8-bit theater's mentality*)

If only everything in life was as reliable as a Devil.
(Indeed. :evil: )

Shake the bottle, wake the Neverwinter Nights.
(LOL. Strange)

No one does chicken like Shura.
( I can cook?)

:D

And my favorite:

Wouldn't you rather be Shura? :p :p

Bread is cool:

You've Always Got Time For Bread.

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Bread.

Don't You Just Love Being In Bread?

I no longer like my doctor:

"My Doctor Says 'Dead'." :eek:

"Making suicide taste better."
"We Want To Be Smiths *****." :eek:
"Be Like Dad, Keep Hot Dogs." :confused:
"Snap into a Dad!" Huh?
"Go To Work On A Fart." :D :D :D
"Any Time, Any Place, N00b."
"What Can The Federation Of Alibakkar Do For You?"
"Homer Simpson Tested, Mother Approved." ;)

You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Bread.
:lol: Got the picture.

"Don't be vague. Ask for Mayonize"
"Sausage Unsricpted"
"Put a beaver in your tank"
"The science of cassarole"