Are you male or female?
If you would get to choose, which sex you would be and why?

I'd be female so i could get ***** every time i want :p

[ November 05, 2002, 17:47: Message edited by: Belwar ]

I'm male

And even though females do seem to have er ... parts that males can't wait to get their hands on, i think i'd rather be male. Mainly so that there is say a ... 0% chance of conceiving a child and also that same percetage on having period and birth pains.

Now to mention the mood swings! ... is er ... another thing :D

I'm a male, and I want to keep it that way.

If I was female, I'd end up going out with some hairy, monstrous MAN (eeeewww) and I wouldn't be able to go goggly-eyed over nice-looking women!

Mmmm...sexism is fun AND beneficial!

:p ;)

I am male (at least I was the last time I checked ;) ), and I prefer to be a man, since you can screw around and not get pregnant :p

Im male and would still want to be male even with choice, for the same reasons as sniper, yerril and frostmage.

I am male, and... ditto, ditto, ditto.

Same as above.

I'd definately stay as a man, simply for all the reasons already stated.

I am female - and it's staying that way :p

And I prefer the girls school to the boys one :rolling:

See evrything above except 8people

Talk about the ratio let alone sexism ... ah well, we rule! :D

I had to look ... but I'm a boy!

:good:

I'm a man and would like to keep it that way.

Why are there so few girlies on here? :cry:

8people - oh there are plenty of females on SP there just too scared to come into this obviously male discussion ;)

I'm a female...and, while I like being female, cause it gives me free rein to be pissy once a month, and to reproduce (I happen to adore my children) I think if I could, I would be...a guy. Cause then people wouldn't think I'm weird for playing D&D and not wearing make-up and crap like that. And no, I'm not a lesbian, thank you very much.

I'm female.

I'd like to try out being a man for a few days...just to try everything out :bigeyes:
I prefere male friends, they don't annoy me less :) but maybe that would change if I was male.
I'd probably end up wanting to be female again, comforting getting cramps and such once a month :)

[ November 05, 2002, 22:40: Message edited by: Aziraphale ]

Female and lovin' it.

Male, and the main perk is bein able to pee more or less whereever you want with little or no problem :D
But females have some great advantages especially that they never need to work hard to find a partnet, it is just to choose. Women are alot more picky than men, atleast in my experience ;)

I'm a male and staying for all the same reasons as those stated above (exept for those which the females stated;)).

I'm female, and would choose to stay that way. I'd make a lousy guy.
Besides, I have no children yet, and I'm not exactly what you'd call innocent. So having to deal with all the macho nonsense just to make sure I can't have kids seems rather silly to me... no thanks.

I'm male, and wouldn't have it any other way. For all the reasons already stated above.

I don't fancy putting up with what the women have to on a monthly basis - not to mention what they go through when having kids.

Male.

I would definitely want to give being a chick a go - the possibility of longer / multiple orgasms. Although, i think i would have to be lesbian so i can still get it on with chicks :p , and I would still retain my own brain so that i can appreciate the differences. :D

Male

I would gladly tag along on Intentioner of the damned's, dream. ;)

Male, due to laziness.

I grew up in a household of all females except myself (and my father, but he was gone a lot), so I know how much time is spent on being a girl.

I just shower and shave, whilst girls often spend a couple of hours on hygiene each day. I'm going to use all my extra time to write the Great American Novel. Well, it won't be set in America...and it probably won't be very good...but it'll be a novel, I'm damn sure of that.

Hmm probably female. I'd be a lesbian though! :D

I am a male, and I would never have it any other way.

i too wish i was an attractive, non-butch lipstick-lesbian. :love:

Female - and staying that way.

Frosty
:p

Male-Staying that way for one sole reason! I got more muscle power!

Padeen!
:cool: :rolleyes:

Excuse me Paddy, Girls can be as strong as boys :rolleyes:

Sometimes stronger :evil:

/me raises his eyebrows

If they're twice the size, maybe. I'm amused at the number of girls that think they could beat me up. C'mon people, don't let political correctness fool you -- there is a huge physiological difference between men and women; all other things being equal, the guy will be considerably stronger.

Anyway, I'm a guy and loving it. The only thing I envy women is their voices; a male singer will never equal a female one, IMHO.

Mat, you scare me. You had to check?? When did you take a vow of celibacy?

Social drift will make women stronger. Think about all the heavy bags they drag home after a day of shopping. Or the powerfull biceps they get from holding a phone for several hours.

[ November 07, 2002, 20:13: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

I am a girlie....
And it is true, its hard to be a female... ;)
I think I'd like to be a male for like a week or something. It would be lovely if I could skip *that* week...
But maybe..nah. I like being a girl especially when you are a hardrocker/metal/punk aso. Lovely clothes and makeupthingies...

The last heavy thing I carried was a bundle of 8 ft two by Fours. I prefer shopping burdens, they're far lighter. About the only heavy "feminine" thing I carry is an 80 pound old sewing machine. Hey, it works.
I'll never pretend to be out to match a man in strength, but I've beat the crap out of a couple that have pissed me off. That's good enough for me.

Male, but like 8people, I also prefer the girls school to the guy one ;) .

Not sure which gender would be better if I had to choose since both have some bad qualities, so just leave things the way they are. Besides, I think the girls like me a bit more if I'm still a guy :D .

Hmmm... i'd probably like to be girl. At least for like a day, not to *check myself out* as nearly all the guys have said, but just to walk around, it would be cool! :D

All my mates are girls, i find them easier to get on with, to talk about stuff with, to cry with (if you really feel like it). Hell, girls are the best!
:D

I'm a man, and wouldn't want it any other way.

Then again, having my own set of boobies does sound appealing :D

it's not as exciting as it sounds
Trust me.

Male here, and I like it this way.
And if I was born as a female, I'd probably be a lesbian.

Faragon: I REALLY dont want to see you at the anatomy-lessons at college anymore!

/me imagines a male half-dwarven barbarian/monk with boobs, runs off and hugs the toilet.

Dragonjewel: Maybe not yours :p ;)

[ November 10, 2002, 19:40: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Im a male, i wouldnt want to be a female but if i were i would be lesbian for sure, i dont think guys are that attractive ;)

[ November 11, 2002, 23:59: Message edited by: jesper898 ]

I don't know, you've never encountered mine before, you're not one to talk. :p I can introduce you to a couple of people who would be able to argue the point, if you want :D

I think I'd make an awesome woman.

Most of all, I'd know exactly what a guy wants, and I'd be secure enough with my sexuality to give it to him.

Or take it from him. Several times a day.

Interesting question. I'm a guy - I think the name gives that away - and plan on remaining that way mainly because, well, it's all I know. There's just too much about being a woman I couldn't handle. The pains of pregnancy (all the extra weight killing your back) and labour, being all cramped up one week out of four, knowing I'm being paid less though I work the same, not feeling safe alone in the streets at night, not understanding football, etc etc...

Nah, I'll stick with what I'm good at.

I'm a broad. In North America in the 20th century, it's fun to be female and I get a big kick out of the whole game. I have to say though that in pretty much any other time or place I'd rather be a guy. I don't take well to being owned, or treated as weak or inferior.

Guys, I hate to break it to you, but lesbians don't have much sex. Haven't you ever heard of "lesbian bed death"? A typical lesbian date consists of eating tofu, wearing Birkenstocks, talking earnestly about gender politics and cats, and making plans to settle down together. You'd hate it. :D

Not if you're a lesbian porn star :D :p

I'm a male and want to keep it that way. I t like being a male because in most careers we make more money (I'm not being sexist it's a fact) and I would not like red body fluids squirting out every month, having to put make up on, getting pregnant, and other reasons.

I... am male. And it's been good being so. It's a little sad to see so much misogyny here, though. In fact, as long as I were to retain most basic qualities/stats which are mine now, it seems it would be fantastic to at least try living from a female body.

When such questions arise, our thoughts turn almost directly to sexual matters--our sexuality being a prime aspect of having a gender. I get all tingly thinking what it might be like to experience sex as a woman. Maybe you men who are so opposed to trying out life in a female body speak so because you don't treat women as full/pefectly capable human beings?

I am equally opposed to man-haters, I must say. Though I've certainly known my share of guys who were d@mn beasts, we're not all that way...

I'm an alien, we don't have genders :D

Male, it has it's advantages. :D

Female... My only complaint is that it hurts when you poke yourself in the eye with a mascara brush...

Seems like most here are males (why not surprised?). I am a male too. And also seems like true nerds are destined do disappear.

I'm female, but would have loved to try being a gay male for some time. Why? Two reasons: 1. The prostate - instant orgasm. 2. To try the sensation of my own dangly parts in silken boxer shorts.

Not too sure about the prostate "instant orgasm". I've read that it isn't as easy as instant, and requires some work.

Mind you, i have heard of straight guys taking it from chicks with a strap-on. Not entirely sure about that one, but i guess it must pay off. :mad:

Yes, a male. It might be hard to believe, but I am a male. Big, smelly, drooling m-a-l-e. Male.
And I would like to stay as a one, thank you very much; since "she-males" are damn ugly. Urgh...

Damn I *hate* this "tick-tock" -sound in my head!

Umm...Fallen Who Can´t Get Up...if you´re an alien of that kind, how do you...reproduce? I mean...eh...with fingers, perhaps...? You know; "splurt...Oh, hey; I´m pregnant! My boys made it!" What if you have...difficulties...in a "job" like that?

[ November 30, 2002, 17:54: Message edited by: Virne ]

Female and loving it. Yes, periods are disgusting but pregnancy, childbirth, and breastfeeding were worth the mess. Honestly, I've been on bike rides that hurt worse than giving birth!

Jeez, what kind of bike-rides were they? Granted, I gave birth to two at once, but I don't think it's all that much different..the second on was easier at any rate. I thought my innards were going to come out of my ears, and then I would throw up my toes. Ten hours of labour too....the epidural was my friend.

My son was 6 wks early. We thought we were going in for monitoring but I was 8 cm, without realizing I was in active labor!

As for the bike rides, how about 120 miles in a steady downpour and temps in the 50s? Or maybe the 82-mile ride we did where the temp was in the 20's when we left and made it to 87 before noon, we covered almost 4,000 of climbing (max elevation 7,392 ft.), and we didn't get lunch until 4 pm? Or the metric century where we had 6 flat tires?

Female

And I'd be a bloke for the simple reason....
you don't have to pay in public toilets!!
(And you can pee where you like anyway)

Male all the way, to avoid ..err.. period. Male doesn't have to face this kind of monthly troublesome trouble.

In Malaysia, we have to wear uniform in high school. In my high school, for girls, it is white shirt and skirt. First is the white shirt. Because it is white so most of the time we, the pervet type, can some what 'see through' what's indside. From time to time we will have disscussion of who is wearing what. Then the skirt. The skirt is thicker but still has problem, the real problem. Of my six years in high school, i have encountered 3 unfortunate cases of 'blood stain horror'. The horror is not for me, is for the girls. The stain in the bottom part of the skirt is very obvious. Most of the time, the news will spread and people will look at the girl differently for around a month. The horror. From this kind of experiences, i am absolutely very sure that i wouldn't want to be a girl.

Even an animal female is very troublesome (no offense). Most of the time, the male will just have the pleasure and go, leaving the female to raise the offsprings. If condition is really bad, the female will have to choose to eat the weakest one(s) to let others to survive (i wouldn't want to do that). Furthermore, in some cases it is not one pair up with another one. For example, a group of males courting a female. The males will fight first only to see who go first. The losers will go later but still get to score.

There is not way i am going to be a female in my reincarnation, according to my culture.

[ December 17, 2002, 23:27: Message edited by: teekc ]

whoa, how did I miss out on this one for so long?

Sprite: ROTFL 'broad here': if I was a lesbian I would PM you right now..

Girl all the way, had all the pains mentioned above and then some. Put it this way, I have paid my dues. But I would still stick with being a girl.

Multiple orgasms go a long way...

Female here, and loving it, thank you very much...

And contrary to popular belief, not all women get laid whenever they want to. Even if they give equal opportunity to members of both sexes.

Like Blue, I'd probably love to be a gay guy... remember my little slash obsession? :D

Ara
(Stupid Opera, I cannot download it from anywhere... waah!)

<----- Looks really like me except the muscles :(

How do lesbians actually ******* though? I mean men can at least *do* something about it, what do women do??? :hmm:

Male, thought about what it would be like to be a woman, saw both the advantages and disadvantages and decided to be happy to be male... I could not live without facial hair (though i had that for about 14 years). Maybe if I became my grandmother, than I could have a moustache :D

Btw for Dwarves the difference in appearance between male and female is not that big...

'*******' what the heck does that mean?
I am trying to fill in the blanks here but having a little trouble.

@Scarampella I think he means how to lesbians like have sexual relations and stuff. Well, that's a question I'll leave to your dirty, dirty minds to answer...or fantisize about.

Anyways, as you can see, I'm female, and I'm staying that way. I mean, why would I want to be a guy in the first place? Think about it. Guys are smelly, they only have like 2 pairs of dirty, grimy, 3 year old shoes, they don't take showers or baths everyday, they wear a pair of jeans one day, then wear the same pair of jeans the second day! Trust me, I live with my b/f, I know all your nasty, disgusting habits, men!

And if spending an hour or so in the bathroom to look good to attract y'all is such a sin, I swear, next lifetime, I'm gay! :p Silly males and their "I-can-pee-standing-up" attitudes. Bah, going to the bathroom while standing isn't such a great feat you know. I could probably do it too, but that's just nasty, and I'll go bye bye now. Stupid sleep deprivation.

Well, ladies complaining about men's habits regarding personal hygiene and low manners in the first place but not only, don't seem to realise that someone chooses the studs to live with them actually... From my observations they seem to be the winners of the imaginary man type popularity poll. As for me, may everyone get no more and no less than (s)he wishes for - paraphrasing Sean Connery.

"i would've made a sexy chick!" :love:

...free transgender operation for the first person to get the quote. :shake:

Yes i am a male and i would like to keep it that way. Living with a man, not too good. :p
Wouldn't mind being female for an hour or so i mean you can get any time you want! :D
And i would look at my girlfriends in a totally different way! :p

Male, Male, Male. Obvious reasons.

You guys should check out the book of Psalms in the Bible. You would be suprised at the sexually explicit content our holy book contains. However, this book symbolizes how one should revel in the greatest gift given to us with our (here comes the politically correct ****) "significant other". In Psalms it only speaks of male and female sex, not once of homosexuality. This is because (I think anyway) that sex can only be really fully enjoyed when it is male and female. Also, on a more interesting note, in the Bible it says that women actually have specific sexual rights. If your husband is, say, a sailor, who is almost never home, he is required to *ahem* give pleasure to his wife every 6 months. However, if you, say, work at a fast food joint like the rest of us, then you are required at least once a week, if you're unemployed, then it is required every day! Basically, if you work near home, it's once a week boys, if you're in the army, 6 months.

Well, that about sums it up, thanks for readin' y'all!

Male here too, only 16 years old :D
Regarding my age, I don't have many experience at all, but I'd still like to be a guy.
Also the personal hygiene is rediculous. I do take a shower every morning. I don't fart and burp all the time, and my manners aren't that bad either. It's just one big stereotype if you ask me.
Also you can't really say if you'd rather be a female of male. You just don't know what it's like. I'd still like to be a man though.

And about the guys who think it would be realy great to have your own pair of boobies....Don't be stupid men, when you're a female, you don't think they're that special, just a part of your body. You don't worship your penis right??

[ January 03, 2003, 15:10: Message edited by: Roekemoes ]

Male here too.. 17 (almost 18 :D )

And I would like it to stay that way...

Male, and I would like to stay male.

Knocking someone up is better than being knocked up IMHO.

Hmm,just though of another pro for being female, though you chicks might argue it.

Being able to bring yourself off fairly discreetly when in public. Obviously a guy cant do it coz there would be a bulge to give the game away.

I'm male, I like being male, and I wouldn't want to be female.