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Death Rabbit
Mon, 23rd Jun '03, 4:12pm
A new thread had to be made, because the other was ridiculously large. It's Rubedo's turn, but if he doesn't post sometime today (June 23) then someone may answer this to keep the fun a rollin'.

"Why is that toy on your head?"
"Because...if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes."

[For those who don't know the rules: Someone posts a quote from a movie (no TV shows, music, etc). If you know the movie it came from, and post the answer correctly, then and ONLY then may you post a quote of your own. Unless you're 100% sure you're correct, don't post a quote of your own until you are confirmed correct by the original quoter. Got it?]

:cool:

New Rule: If it's your turn, you must respond with a new quote within 1 day (24 hours) to keep the thread going. Otherwise the thread may be hijacked by the next available impatient jackass.

Rules Amendment: If the person who's quote you've responded to does not confirm that you are correct within 24 hours of your answer, you are then assumed correct by default, provided no one else chimes in with the correct answer within that time or disputes your answer.

[ July 10, 2003, 16:05: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

Rallymama
Mon, 23rd Jun '03, 4:16pm
Additional rules: Movie quotes only - no song lyrics, no TV, etc. Let's also codify DR's first point - if the current correct guesser takes more than 24 hours to post a new quote, anyone may post something to keep the thread going.

Falstaff
Mon, 23rd Jun '03, 8:27pm
Ahem - "Real Genius" is the correct movie, I believe.

Next Quote:

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"

Rallymama
Mon, 23rd Jun '03, 9:05pm
Is that truly the softball it appears to be?! :eek: Since you've posted a thread about the movie, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess "The Hulk" (no, I haven't seen it yet - but I never missed an episode when the Bill Bixby TV series was in its first run).

Try this one: "I will get over it because I am shallow and self-centered."

Falstaff
Mon, 23rd Jun '03, 9:10pm
Yes, it is truly the softball that it appears to be - I just had to put it out there, for the sake of my own excitement level.

Anyways, yes - you're right. Quote on:

Late-Night Thinker
Tue, 24th Jun '03, 3:17am
"The Big Chill"?...sounds like something from that movie

Rallymama
Tue, 24th Jun '03, 5:15am
Nope! :roll:

Baezlebub
Tue, 24th Jun '03, 8:20am
Money Pit

$400, tell him his dreaming...
Hello, yeah no, Dad reckons you're dreaming

Death Rabbit
Wed, 25th Jun '03, 9:07pm
I guess Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome maybe?

If not, I believe it's time for a hint.

Late-Night Thinker
Wed, 25th Jun '03, 10:36pm
I think it is that movie where the taxi driver marries the French chick and the chick from Friends is married to the guy who is having an affair with Mary from Something about Mary...

I am terrible with proper names...or titles for that matter.

Death Rabbit
Wed, 25th Jun '03, 10:39pm
@ LNT

I believe you're thinking of "She's the One." But we'll have to wait till Baelz responds.

Baezlebub
Thu, 26th Jun '03, 1:32am
It is an Australian movie, yes. But not Mad Max.

I'll give you another from the same movie.

"There's only one thing dad liked more than serenity. And that's a two stroke engine on full throttle."

JSBB
Thu, 26th Jun '03, 3:21pm
I know what the film is but I had to do a google search to find out so I am not going to answer. I will say three things/clues

(1) I think it is unlikely that anyone outside of Australia will have seen the film.

(2) It is listed on imdb.com

(3) Eric Bana had a role in the film.

Baezlebub
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 5:34am
I think that is a bit harsh. It was exported to other countries. The thing is, I doubt anyone outside of Australia would have UNDERSTOOD the film. By the way, if you know what it is, just answer it. I'm getting tired of posting hints.

Aikanaro
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:29pm
The Castle

JSBB
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:35pm
The film is The Castle. Maybe it is a bit harsh to think no one outside of Australia saw this film but quite frankly there are very few films Australian or Canadian that ever really reach a global audience. I would prove my point by posting a Canadian film quote but even Canadians tend not to watch Canadian films.

Oops, looks like I was beaten to it. Oh well, I would have felt guilty about it anyways. Take it away Aikanaro.

Aikanaro
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:47pm
*laughs* Too bad mate. I got there first :p

'I cut off my hand, and its gonna kill you all!'

JSBB
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:51pm
I am pretty sure that Ash doesn't say that in Evil Dead 2 so I would have to guess that it is from Idle Hands.

Aikanaro
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:55pm
Dammit, Idle Hands it is.

JSBB
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 1:57pm
"How do I look?

Like a hood ornament!"

Oxymore
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 5:57pm
The rocketeer?

Splunge
Fri, 27th Jun '03, 6:03pm
This is a complete guess, but when I read that, for some reason I could hear Rodney Dangerfield's voice, so I'm going to say Caddyshack.

Edit: if by some fluke I'm right, but don't get confirmation of it within about 10 hours of my original post, someone else can take over since I won't be around for a few days.

[ June 27, 2003, 19:18: Message edited by: Splunge ]

Death Rabbit
Sat, 28th Jun '03, 8:04am
If JSBB doesn't chime in before Oxymore does, then I'll confirm that Oxymore was right, and he may proceed.

Baezlebub
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 12:48pm
What is it with people? This thread is actually fun, so why don't people reply?
Oxymore and JSBB, hurry it up!

Rallymama
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 3:39pm
See the New Rule in Death Rabbit's first post... Baelzebub, if you've got a quote in mind, fire away!

Mathetais
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 3:48pm
Rally ... if he posted it, wouldn't that make Baelzebub the next available impatient jackass ??? ;)

Rallymama
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 3:52pm
But it's been more than one day since the guess has been confirmed as correct, and nothing new has been posted... impatient, yes; jackass, no, at least not in this regard! :lol: ;)

Death Rabbit
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 3:59pm
* puts on impatient jackass hat *

"Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!"

Mathetais
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 4:01pm
oh,oh I know! One of my favorite movies.

Semmi in Coming to America!

Am I right??? :lol: :good:

Very confident, so here is my new quote ...

Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue.

[ July 01, 2003, 18:22: Message edited by: Mathetais ]

Falstaff
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 7:40pm
Sleepy Hollow (Watched it last night!)


next quote:

"Define Irony: A bunch of guys dancing around in a plane to the music of a band that died in a plane crash." (or something really close to that)

Death Rabbit
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 7:48pm
Con Air. You saw it this weekend, didn't you, you little scoundrel. :D

Falstaff
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 7:50pm
Actually last weekend, but I had to wait until I knew one of these stumpers!!

Shoot -

Death Rabbit
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 9:27pm
"I'm not just a talking penis...I'm a flying penis!"

Mathetais
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 9:39pm
Either Point Break or Terminal Velocity.

Can't descide if this is Keanuu or Charlie. :confused:

Death Rabbit
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 9:40pm
Hint: Hookers & Cocaine. In abundance. (the actor, not the movie)

That should be your confirmation. Go ahead, Mat.

Mathetais
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 10:22pm
No hookers in Point Break, so it's Charlie Sheen in Terminal Velicoty. "Pack your bag's we're going on a guilt trip!"

New quote ....

That's not flying, that's falling with style!

Oxymore
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 10:38pm
Must be Toy Story.

Btw, sorry I didn't post anything earlier. I've been captured by aliens and stuff, you know how it goes. ;)

JSBB
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:40am
@ Oxymore - You are right about Toy Story (and you were correct about The Rocketeer)

Sorry about going AWOL. I was up at the family cottage for the Canada Day long week-end and for some reason our internet connection was not working. Naturally there was no one taking calls at our ISP on the long week-end so I had to go four whole days without internet access. :(

Baezlebub
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 11:37am
We really must clarify the definition of 'a day'. Does it mean, full 24 hours (as Death Rabbit stated) or the turn of the next twenty fourth hour? I really am an impatient jackass, so I want to know as soon as possible.

Rallymama
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 3:29pm
I consider "a day" to mean same time, next calendar day. For example, Baezlebub, one day from your post would be July 3, 09:37 (GMT).

Mathetais
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:36pm
Sorry for the delay Oxy .. you were right. Shoot!

Oxymore
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 10:07am
"I think you've just become my personal hero!"

Death Rabbit
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 2:35pm
American Beauty, right?

In case I am:

"I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack."

Iago
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 2:41pm
HA ! Bingo ! Was last week on tv ! Wayne's World ! And it's actually the girl from Men in Black 2 who wants to give the gun rack as a present.

Death Rabbit
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 2:45pm
Yago is correct.

(It posted my previous answer twice for some reason. Wieeeeerd. :confused: )

Shoot -

[ July 03, 2003, 15:25: Message edited by: Death Rabbit ]

Iago
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 3:26pm
Not bad ! You say that's your first lesson?
Yes. But my father was a piano mover. So...

Vukodlak
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 3:30pm
Groundhog day :D :D :D

Death Rabbit
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 3:31pm
Groundhog Day. Nice to see you in the game, Yag.

"Dad'll tell you anything to get you to go to sleep."

[edit - Dammit! The V beat me to it!!!]

Baezlebub
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 3:16am
Is Death Rabbit's quote valid? It was only one minute, and Vudolak didn't put one up.

Is it some feel good american family movie?

JSBB
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 3:23am
Personally, I say that Vukodlak should get his 24 hours as he was first but then it should default back to Death Rabbit's quote.

Of course, the fact that I know the quote and plan to jump in at the 24 hour mark if Vukodlak hasn't posted a quote has nothing to do with this opinion. :good:

Edit:

O.K. V's 24 hours is up. Death Rabbit's quote is from Goonies.

Lets try

"I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant, who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist, only to lose her to a childhood lover who she's last seen on a deserted island, and who turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French Underground."

[ July 04, 2003, 15:37: Message edited by: JSBB ]

Oxymore
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 9:02pm
That's Val Kilmer talking, but the movie title escapes me.

JSBB
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 10:16pm
Yes, it was Val Kilmer who said that line.

Sprite
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 10:42pm
Top Secret! Finally, one I know. :)

Here's mine: There's no point in walking back. The only life I saw for the past million miles were the hypnotized bunnies, and most of them are now wedged in the tires.

Arahar
Sat, 5th Jul '03, 4:28am
Sprite I haven't got a clue but I am going to say:

"Ha hahahahahahah aa hahahahahahaha"

Baezlebub
Sat, 5th Jul '03, 10:07am
Pricilla, Queen of the Desert. That movie is hilarious.

Can I pop one out?
Not until the eigth grade.

Khazraj
Tue, 8th Jul '03, 4:00pm
Donnie Darko.

They're dead! OK! Can I go now?

Frostmage
Tue, 8th Jul '03, 4:29pm
Aliens. A great movie.

"I can summon demons worse than the demons in hell!"

JSBB
Wed, 9th Jul '03, 2:55am
@ Frostmage - There was a line similar, but not identical (at least in the English version), to your quote in Conan the Barbarian. Please let us know if that was the film you were thinking of.

dman18
Wed, 9th Jul '03, 5:44pm
Frostmages 24 hours are up, JSBB, it's your quote.

[Edit] Sorry about that SilverBlade, I thought that if he didn't confirm it in 24 hours also then the person got the quote. I was jst beinng that "next impatient jackass."

[ July 09, 2003, 18:30: Message edited by: dman18 ]

Mesmero
Wed, 9th Jul '03, 5:54pm
Frostmages 24 hours are up, JSBB, it's your quote. I don't think you understood 24h-rule correctly. The rule is: "If it's your turn, you must respond with a new quote within 1 day (24 hours) to keep the thread going. Otherwise the thread may be hijacked by the next available impatient jackass." It says nothing about not confirming the quote within 24 hours.

Nobody may post a new one, until Frostmages quote is guessed. It is only JSBB's turn if Frostmage says it is indeed from Conan. And will somebody please post a quote I can guess, for I know a real good one. ;)

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 4:01pm
Perhaps an amendment to the rules is in order.

For the sake of keeping the thread active and fun, if the person who's quote you've responded to does not confirm that you are correct within 24 hours of your answer, you are then assumed correct by default, provided no one else chimes in with the correct answer within that time or disputes your answer. For example: Since JSBB guessed, Frostmage never confirmed and no one contested JSBB's answer, it then became JSBB's turn. Since it's been over 2 days since JSBB's original post, the "next impatient jackass" clause may be evoked by...well, the next available impatient jackass. They've both forfeited their turns.

(If this is confusing, send me a PM and I'll reword it. Don't want to waste any more thread space on rules interpretation.)

So take it away...whomever. Silverblade, hopefully...looks like he's itchin'. :D

Frostmage
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 4:22pm
Sorry I haven't been able to answer sooner, I forgot about it. But the movie I was thinking of was indeed Conan the barbarian, so go ahead JSBB.

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 4:28pm
I forgot about it. Precisely why the "next impatient jackass" clause is in place. :D Looks like I'll have to evoke it.

"Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess."

Vukodlak
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 7:01pm
Die hard?

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 7:06pm
Yup. Go.

Vukodlak
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 8:28pm
"They sucked his brains out!!!!"

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 8:33pm
Starship Troopers.

"That's how you become great, man. Hang yer balls out there."

Falstaff
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 8:36pm
Jerry Macguire.


"No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure. Supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along."

dman18
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 9:02pm
Airplane!

"That's not a knife... slink, Now THAT's a knife.

Falstaff
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 9:03pm
Crocodile Dundee.


"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 9:09pm
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. By the 3rd word I knew it. :D

"To be honest, that whole 'Judy Garland' thing kinda turned me on. Does that mean I'm some kinda fag?"

Falstaff
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 9:10pm
One of my favorite movies!

shoot-

The Great Snook
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 9:35pm
Swingers


"If you refuse, you die; she dies; everybody dies! "

Lazy Bonzo
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:18pm
Matrix Reloaded!

Architect scene!

dman18
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:21pm
Or its Heavy Metal, oddly enough they have the same quote, but Lazy Bonzo can have it since they are the same.

The Great Snook
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:39pm
I was quoting Heavy Metal

Lazy Bonzo
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:39pm
Ok here's my quote:

I am an island. I am bloody Ibiza!

dman18
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:44pm
Ooh, ooh, About a Boy. Saw that with my g/f, what a bad idea :doh: :bang:

"I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles"

Death Rabbit
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:49pm
The Patriot! Love that movie.

"Stop eating my sesame cake.
* pause *
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!"

Lazy Bonzo
Thu, 10th Jul '03, 10:51pm
Dman18, yep. I also saw it with my girlfriend, but in my case was a good idea :) :love: :)

JSBB
Fri, 11th Jul '03, 1:21am
Well Death Rabbit, I think that your quote is from Congo but I would appreciate it if you could confirm whether or not I am correct.

Death Rabbit
Fri, 11th Jul '03, 1:39am
That you are. Proceed.

JSBB
Fri, 11th Jul '03, 1:48am
"Now this is my plan. Step number one, I will recruit the world's greatest criminal minds. Step number two, I will build an organization so sinister, so, so powerful, by comparison the Cosa Nostra will seem like the Vienna Boys' Choir."

Late-Night Thinker
Fri, 11th Jul '03, 7:53pm
Austin Powers?

JSBB
Fri, 11th Jul '03, 10:09pm
No, not Austin Powers.

Do you want a hint?

[ July 13, 2003, 02:46: Message edited by: JSBB ]

Late-Night Thinker
Sun, 13th Jul '03, 3:21am
Ocean's Eleven?

JSBB
Sun, 13th Jul '03, 5:00am
Again no. Here is another quote from the film.

"There should be no crater.

No crater? But I want a crater! I want wreckage, twisted metal, something the world will not forget!"

Its a pity Lord Keldin Depaara hasn't dropped by the thread, I am pretty sure he would have got the quote.

Late-Night Thinker
Sun, 13th Jul '03, 7:53pm
OK...my last guess...Spaceballs?

JSBB
Sun, 13th Jul '03, 10:19pm
I am afraid not.

Baezlebub
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 1:59am
I swear to god that I have seen that movie in the last 3 weeks, so I'm going to list the movies I saw in the slim hope that I will get it...

Reign of Fire
The Interview
Se7en
The Matrix
The Matrix Reloaded
Resevoir Dogs

JSBB
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 2:13am
No, not one of those six.

The Great Snook
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 5:10am
The Pink Panther strikes again.

I didn't get the first one, but the second quote worked.


This may be too easy, but what the heck, I saw it on cable recently

"Now I know what I've been faking all these years"

Kitrax
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 5:38am
It's from Caddyshack...right? :rolling:

The Great Snook
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 1:44pm
Nope

But a good guess as Caddyshack is on cable all the time.

[ July 14, 2003, 13:54: Message edited by: The Great Snook ]

JSBB
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 2:17pm
Well, I didn't know this one so, as I often do, I looked it up but didn't post the answer.

I do find it interesting that a google search on the quote returns one result and it shows the name of the proper film after the quote but Caddyshack right before the quote. Coincidence? ;)

The Great Snook
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 2:36pm
Do we need to consult Tal to see if a formal investigation is in order?

I also did your google search and I saw another quote that I love from a movie I haven't seen in years.

"It happens sometimes. People just explode."*Repo Man

Mesmero
Thu, 17th Jul '03, 10:40pm
The quote was from Private Benjamin.

New quote:
"So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard! That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!"

JSBB
Thu, 17th Jul '03, 10:44pm
Spaceballs.

My quote is

"A ship! I find myself being fired upon by an entire ship!"

Alex
Thu, 17th Jul '03, 10:57pm
Hrmmm... might that be Cutthroat Island?

JSBB
Thu, 17th Jul '03, 11:00pm
Cutthroat Island it is. Go ahead Alex.

Baezlebub
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 8:17am
impatient jackass it is...

"Get your tongue out of my arsehole Gary. Dogs do that. You're not a dog now Gary, are you?"

The Great Snook
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 5:06pm
Snatch

"Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people"

dman18
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 6:30pm
The Last American Virgin

Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Icingdeath45
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 6:40pm
Autsin Powers 3

Lazy Bonzo
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 8:29pm
Surely you mean Austin Powers 2? (I haven't seen 3 but i have seen the previous 2 and i remember that quote so i'm guessing it's 1 or 2, i think 2).

dman18
Mon, 21st Jul '03, 8:32pm
No, it's 3.

****Spoiler for anyone who hasn't seeen Austin Powers 3****

Not until 3 did little Scotty give his dad sharks.

Mathetais
Tue, 22nd Jul '03, 3:35pm
That quote was in the movie trailer or something because I haven't seen it yet, but do know about that line.

Baezlebub
Wed, 23rd Jul '03, 9:05am
Forgive me if i'm wrong, but isn't the person who guessed the quote supposed to reply with a new one? If you're sure you have it right, post a new one!

This is a great flick, but if you can't get the quote, pm me and ill tell the first to ask. Mind you, leave it for about a day or so first.

"You know what you are, you're a big poop.
Poop?!? Them's fightin' words Jimmeh"

dman18
Sat, 26th Jul '03, 4:49am
Sorry, implements next impatient jackass rule.

Remember, there are no bad crews, only bad leaders

Baezlebub
Sat, 26th Jul '03, 5:55am
Hey, 24 hours after unanswered guess. Now you're just highjacking :) .

Mine was Hercules Returns. Quite a funny movie.

Thats from that movie with Demi Moore, she shaves her head and joins the army... Whats it called?

JSBB
Sat, 26th Jul '03, 6:22am
That would be G.I. Jane if Baezlebub is correct about what movie it is. I might as well check as I don't have a clue and have never watched the film.

Yes, many sites have the qoute listed for G.I. Jane. Baezlebub, since you practically gave it away and since your quote was hijacked I think it is only fair if you get to post the next quote.

Baezlebub
Sat, 26th Jul '03, 6:48am
Thats it! I used to love that movie. Haven't seen if for a while though. So kind of you to let me take the next quote JSBB.

"F*ckin, what the f*cking f*ck! Who the f*ck f*cked this f*cking...how did you two f*ckin f*cks...F*ck!
Well it certainly illustrates the diversity of the word..."

Shrikant
Thu, 31st Jul '03, 7:48am
@Baezlebub i give up and apparently so does everyone else.My turn :)

The clock on that 9-foot nuclear weapon is ticking

Baezlebub
Thu, 31st Jul '03, 8:12am
Thanks for reviving the thread, but next time just pm me and ill give you the answer. Its from "The Boondock Saints"

Falstaff
Thu, 31st Jul '03, 7:22pm
Hmmm - Armageddon? (That sounds like a Bruce Willis line.)

If so, here is the next one:

The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.

dman18
Thu, 31st Jul '03, 11:41pm
Hmmm... Full Metal Jacket I believe.

Popeye's chicken is ****in' awesome!
Popeye's chicken is the shiznit!

Oxymore
Fri, 1st Aug '03, 12:49am
Would it be from "Little Nicky" ?

dman18
Fri, 1st Aug '03, 6:22pm
We have a winner folks'

Next qoute please

Baezlebub
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 4:56am
Damn, I hate it when that happens. I get really annoyed if someone takes my go, but since Oxymore hasn't posted a new quote, here we go...

'You were so full of life...'
'I'm not dead Cheryl.'

The Great Snook
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 5:48am
Muriel's wedding


"No no no no no no. If it were a bomb, wouldn't we be hearing the alarms? All these hotels have bomb detectors."

Chevalier Mal Fet
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 7:24am
Aha! That is from the 5th Element.

Try this one:

"Every living thing on Earth dies alone"

Baezlebub
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 10:06am
Donnie Darko

In snobbish accent...
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"

Christopher_Lee
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 4:35pm
waynes world

"Playing to lose is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.

Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals."

Mesmero
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 5:12pm
Hot Shots!

New quote:
'How, in the name of Zeus's butthole, did you get out of your cell?'

Shrikant
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 9:29pm
The Rock :
Nicholas Cage to Sean Connery.

"Thank you NASA! Thank you NASA!"

Loerand
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 9:36pm
Isn't that from Dante's Peak?

Shrikant
Sun, 3rd Aug '03, 9:39pm
Yup :)
Your turn.

Loerand
Mon, 4th Aug '03, 11:13am
"That's funny? I thought you'd have a sense of humor about it; after all,....YOU MARRIED HER!"

Guess...

Apeman
Mon, 4th Aug '03, 11:43pm
Isn't that one from 'the Mask', when the officer finds a picture of the police captain's wife?

Don't know for sure so I'll wait for confirmation.

Loerand
Mon, 4th Aug '03, 11:58pm
Confirmation granted...

Baezlebub
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 10:04am
Hey Apeman, we're waiting. Didn't want to be the impatient jackass again.

Apeman
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 12:00pm
sorry people, been a way for a day, hey that rhymed :D

Here it is:

"No one understands the words that are coming out of your mouth"

Should be fairly easy.

JSBB
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 2:14pm
I do believe that one is from Rush Hour 2. If not it is from the original.

Lets try,

"This stuff will make you a God-damned sexual Tyrannosaurs, just like me!"

The Great Snook
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 7:44pm
Predator

"Gary, by the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?"

JSBB
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 8:34pm
Weird Science

"The pool on the roof must have a leak."

The Great Snook
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 8:49pm
Hackers

"I'm sorry to say that the world has turned into a *****-whipped, Brady Bunch version of itself, run by a bunch of robed sissies"

As an aside, I'm very impressed with the auto censor function.

JSBB
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 8:57pm
Demolition Man

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

The Great Snook
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 9:09pm
Airplane

"They published my letter! Here it is, "A lesbian no more"! They published my letter!"

Death Rabbit
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 9:26pm
Splash?

The Great Snook
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 9:33pm
Correct

Death Rabbit
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 9:57pm
Sweet! :cool: Back in the game, fellas:

"Oh, 'humped the vet,' that's real classy. I happened to have had a very spiritual experience with the future Mrs. (*name*), who yes, does happen to have a degree in the veterinary arts."

*if I said the name, you'd get it*

JSBB
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 10:10pm
Is that from Turner and Hooch?

Death Rabbit
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 10:16pm
Yup.

JSBB
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 10:34pm
"You know, next time you people come to drive us off our land I'm gonna find a nice piece of swamp land that's so God-afwul, maybe then you'll leave us the hell alone."

Death Rabbit
Wed, 6th Aug '03, 10:40pm
Maverick. Love that show.

"You could spit in a petrie dish and start a whole new civilization!"

Baezlebub
Thu, 7th Aug '03, 8:39am
My Fellow Americans

Gravelly, rough voice...
"Who's the owner of this here establishment?"

Rallymama
Mon, 11th Aug '03, 2:36pm
Per your request...

My mind is stuck on Yosemite Sam as saying this, but I can't come up with a movie where he would have done so... Hint, please!

Baezlebub
Tue, 12th Aug '03, 8:25am
Well, it's Clint Eastwood, and it is probably one of his best performances. Morgan Freeman is in it as well. Its towards the end.

Rallymama
Tue, 12th Aug '03, 10:57am
Unforgiven.
If he ever gets a word in, it'll be a major Italian victory.

Christopher_Lee
Tue, 12th Aug '03, 1:47pm
casablanca?

Rallymama
Tue, 12th Aug '03, 2:05pm
Here's lookin' at you, kid... Take it away!

Christopher_Lee
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 11:17am
"My mouth is too big"
"no, it's just the right size - for me that is"

Vukodlak
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 11:49am
Oooh Kinky!

That would be 'From Russia with Love' as Bond is about to ...erm... kiss a beautiful russian spy.

Correct?

Christopher_Lee
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 11:52am
blimey that was quick... your go!

Vukodlak
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 12:02pm
'Shatner, Shatner, Shatner... No, We're all right, he's not in this one!'

Christopher_Lee
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 1:04pm
Hey! Wasn't that from that Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Man, I love that film soooo much!

Prof_Henry_Jones_Junior
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 2:42pm
Hey you guys are just the funniest!!

how about this one..

"we forgot to hook up the doll!!"

Rallymama
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 2:53pm
Yo, Prof! Welcome to the BoM! :wave:

Now for a quick reminder of the rules of this game (which are laid out quite nicely at the top of P. 1):
* Movie quotes ONLY
* Correct guesser posts next quote
* If nothing new is forthcoming after 24 hours, the "Impatient Jackass" clause takes effect and anyone can jump in with a new quote.

Again, welcome!

Christopher_Lee
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 3:08pm
hehe! thanks rallymama - you beat me to it!

Welcome onboard Prof_Henry! :rolling:

easy one...

"I think he's attempting re-entry, sir"

[ August 13, 2003, 16:02: Message edited by: Christopher_Lee ]

The Great Snook
Wed, 13th Aug '03, 4:08pm
Weird Science- for the Prof :)

Moonraker


"Well who *is* on our side?

Six hundred million screamin' Chinamen.

I thought there was a billion screamin' Chinamen.

There was."

Vukodlak
Fri, 15th Aug '03, 11:16am
Right, could we have a hint please? I presumne it's a SF?

Christopher_Lee
Fri, 15th Aug '03, 4:12pm
Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen.... can't recall the name of the film

Mathetais
Fri, 15th Aug '03, 4:56pm
Red Dawn?

The Great Snook
Sat, 16th Aug '03, 6:36pm
Red dawn it is. You are up

Mathetais
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 2:05pm
Sorry for the slow response ... weekend and all.

I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] But not with that.

Viking
Sun, 17th Aug '03, 2:10pm
The road to El Dorado.

"It's been emotional"

I know it's easy, but I can't be doing with some of the really obscure ones.

[Edit - Of course you were Chris. Great line from a great film.]

[ August 19, 2003, 13:22: Message edited by: Viking ]

Christopher_Lee
Mon, 18th Aug '03, 12:57pm
Lock, Stock...?

edit:
I shall assume I got that last one right and go with...

"Bless me, Father, for I have just killed quite a few men"

[ August 19, 2003, 12:19: Message edited by: Christopher_Lee ]

Vukodlak
Tue, 19th Aug '03, 12:59pm
Desperado?

Christopher_Lee
Tue, 19th Aug '03, 1:03pm
yup - your go...

Vukodlak
Tue, 19th Aug '03, 2:40pm
OK, let me try:

'When is a dining room filled with people not a dining room filled with people?'

'When there are two dining rooms!'

'Exactly.'

Death Rabbit
Wed, 20th Aug '03, 10:29pm
Hint, please. I have a good one.

Christopher_Lee
Thu, 21st Aug '03, 11:10am
Murder by Death I think...

(Death Rabbit can have it if it is :) )

Vukodlak
Thu, 21st Aug '03, 11:24am
Yup, it's murder by death. Nice to hear someone else saw it - very funny film.

So - go death rabbit.

Death Rabbit
Thu, 21st Aug '03, 5:43pm
Huh. Never heard of it. :( I feel wierd taking a turn I didn't earn, but oh well I'll get over it. Thanks Mr. Lee.

"Twelve milkmen IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is just plain silly."

Vukodlak
Fri, 22nd Aug '03, 4:10pm
OH! I remember that film - it's one of the worst and most unfunny films I ever saw (and I saw it three times :D ) Ted went off to make the matrix - look what happened to Bill.

That quote would be from 'Freaked'.

How bout this:

'I've been away from my children for too long!'

The Great Snook
Fri, 22nd Aug '03, 10:16pm
Freddy vs. Jason.

"Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president"

Silverwolf86
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 2:16am
OH!! Wait I know this!! (I think) Is it Big Trouble in Little China??? I've seen that movie like once but it seems to be jumping out at me.

The Great Snook
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 2:41am
Correct. It is Big Trouble in Little China.

You are up.

Silverwolf86
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 2:45am
No no!! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean let it look at the oven in terror, then bring it out to me!

Baezlebub
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 4:09am
10th Kingdom

See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double-barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

Kam
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 4:20am
That would be from Army of Darkness. Love that movie...

Silverwolf86
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 5:10am
@ Baezelbub -- correct of course. (Wolfy forever :D )

Baezlebub
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 4:45pm
Kam, you're right. Knock yourself out.

Army of Darkness is a rockin' movie. If you haven't seen that movie, go and do it right now.

Kam
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 6:38pm
Whoo hoo! :D Okay, here goes: "When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Okay, good luck.

Oxymore
Sat, 23rd Aug '03, 7:00pm
Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo.

Clint's best movie. :cool:

Baezlebub
Tue, 26th Aug '03, 9:04am
For those that don't know, thats
"The good, the bad and the ugly"

Oxymore, go.

Oxymore
Tue, 26th Aug '03, 3:10pm
Am I an impatient jackass now? :D

Here it goes:

Don't mock me my friend. It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?

The Great Snook
Tue, 26th Aug '03, 10:29pm
Twelve monkeys

"Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part."

JSBB
Wed, 27th Aug '03, 1:12am
Isn't that from Animal House?

The Great Snook
Wed, 27th Aug '03, 3:02am
But of course. I posted that one in honor of the 25th anniversery DVD coming out.

You are up.

JSBB
Wed, 27th Aug '03, 4:01am
"These exercises are fantastic. When the day comes that we have to go to war against Utah we are really going to kick ass!"

DarkGoddess
Wed, 27th Aug '03, 6:59am
That's from Broken Arrow! I love that movie!

Ok, now for my quote. This is my first time doing this, so it may be ridiculously easy. "Funny, for that type of work, I'd thought you'd be bigger." Good luck!

[ August 27, 2003, 07:10: Message edited by: DarkGoddess ]

Aikanaro
Thu, 28th Aug '03, 9:34am
*Takes a guess* Deuse Bigalow, Male Gigolo?

DarkGoddess
Fri, 29th Aug '03, 6:20am
No, Aiky, but good guess!

JSBB
Fri, 29th Aug '03, 6:37pm
I have this strange feeling that the quote is from one of the films that TBS has aired a billion and a half times over the last few years but I can't quite place it. My best guess would be that it is from Road House.

Mathetais
Fri, 29th Aug '03, 7:38pm
I was thinking it was a cheesy action flick and I think your right ... didn't the doctor girl say that to Patrick Swazye aka Dalton? :rolleyes:

DarkGoddess
Sat, 30th Aug '03, 7:17am
It is Roadhouse. Hee hee hee. Good movie, a bit overplayed though. JSBB, you're up.

JSBB
Sun, 31st Aug '03, 8:53pm
How about we try

"What the hell was that?

What does it mean when there is a picture of a skull?

Oh, good stuff!"

Sir Ai Rayzor
Sun, 31st Aug '03, 9:49pm
Im probably wrong here... but "From Hell" ?

The Great Snook
Sun, 31st Aug '03, 10:24pm
No, it is a Jackie Chan flick. I believe it was Drunken master or something like that.

"How sexy am I now, huh? Flirty boy! How sexy am I now?"

As a hint it was on an HBO this weekend.

JSBB
Mon, 1st Sep '03, 5:34am
It was from The Legend of Drunken Master, which is the sequal to Drunken Master but close enough. Your quote is from Natural Born Killers.


My quote is

"Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now. "

Falstaff
Mon, 1st Sep '03, 6:35am
Dogma - great flick - I love all of Kevin Smith's movies.

Next Quote:

"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

The Great Snook
Mon, 1st Sep '03, 6:58pm
Possibly one of the greatest movies of all time.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"You are certainly the most distinguished group of highway scofflaws and degenerates ever gathered together in one place "

Rallymama
Tue, 2nd Sep '03, 2:32pm
Thanks for the softball! Cannonball Run, but of course...

A softball in return: "Of course! If it was a snake it would have bitten me!"

Baezlebub
Thu, 4th Sep '03, 9:41am
I'm thinking bladerunner, but i think thats a different quote.

Mum says it might be Grease. Is this right?

Rallymama
Thu, 4th Sep '03, 1:49pm
Nope! :roll:

ps - nor is it Bladerunner...

Mesmero
Thu, 4th Sep '03, 2:07pm
My first thought was also Grease, there was something like it in that movie.

I think your quote is from Superman, but I'm not sure.

Rallymama
Thu, 4th Sep '03, 2:11pm
Nope again! I'm not sure that I can give a hint that won't give it away entirely... let me work on it...

Baezlebub
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 2:31am
Awaiting that hint (I replied so that you could).

Rallymama
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 2:07pm
Hmmm, if only our DVD player was hooked up so that I could've found another quote that isn't on IMDB.com! (http://www.imdb.com) There's one hint - it's one of my personal favorite moves. The line I posted is said by the main character. The movie is older than most of you here (1984). It has a star-packed cast.

How about this line:
Main Char: [Char1], give her your jacket.
Char1: Why me?
Main Char: Because you're perfect.

BigStick
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 2:58pm
Rallymama - That sounds like it could be out of Breakfast Club, but that came out in 1985....

Rallymama
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 3:25pm
Oh. My. God. :rolleyes: You people are absolutely killing me, do you know that?! Keep guessing, and if no one's gotten it by the time I get back from my hair appointment, I'll post a whole bunch of giveaways...

Shrikant
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 4:02pm
The only 1984 movie I remember is Terminator.

Rallymama
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 7:39pm
:rolleyes: :shame: :nono:

Another quick hint - did anyone ever think about what inspired my "location"? All right, here are your giveaways...


“May I pass along my congratulations for your great interdimensional breakthrough. I am sure, in the miserable annals of the Earth, you will be duly enshrined.”

“You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.”

“Hey, hey, hey. Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean because, remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”

“Sealed with a curse as sharp as a knife. Doomed is your soul and damned is your life.”

“Damn John Whorfin and the horse he rode in on!”

“I've been ionized, but I'm okay now.”

“Why is there a watermelon there?” “I’ll tell you later.”

“Laugh-a while you can, monkey boy!”

“Shut up, Big-booty, you coward! You are the weakest individual I ever know!”

“John Valuk is dead, he fell on his head.”

“It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?”

“Buckaroo, I don't know what to say. Lectroids? Planet 10? Nuclear extortion? A girl named "John"?”

“History is-a made at night! Character is what you are in the dark!”

“I don't give a flying handshake what your name is!”

“Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?” “Tell him yes on one and no on two.” “Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia...or number 2?”

“Home...home is where you wear your hat...I feel so breakup, I wanna go home.”

“We are not in the Eighth dimension, we are over New Jersey. Hope is not lost.”

Splunge
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 7:50pm
Buckaroo Banzai? (sp?)

Rallymama
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 7:53pm
But of course! Take it away, Splunge!

Splunge
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 8:02pm
Finally, I got one! (Although I needed every one of the hints.)

Because I'm lazy, another softball (for some people anyway):

"She turned me into a newt."
"A newt?
"I got better."

BigStick
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 8:15pm
Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

Splunge
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 8:19pm
I said it was a softball - I'm just amazed you beat Death Rabbit to it. It's all yours, BigStick.

BigStick
Fri, 5th Sep '03, 8:24pm
Timing is everything. :p

OK, here goes:

"Newlyweds. What else do they do but make love and war?"

The Great Snook
Sat, 6th Sep '03, 4:36am
A walk in the clouds.

This may not be an exact quote, but it is pretty close.

"Coach, winning four straight super bowls with all white teams is damn impressive."

Hint: Judge Reinhold

[ September 07, 2003, 03:27: Message edited by: The Great Snook ]

Baezlebub
Tue, 9th Sep '03, 8:15am
Does 'Who cares' count as a legitimate answer? :grin:

Remember the titans
Any given sunday
Waterboy
The replacements

Who knows. There are so many bad football movies.

The Great Snook
Wed, 10th Sep '03, 8:47pm
It was not a football movie.

Here is another hint. These people were also in the movie, although some were in it only briefly.

Eddie Albert
Dannie DeVito
Don King
Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci)
Rick Moranis
Brian Doyle-Murray

If nobody can figure it out with those people then I will give the answer tomorrow.

dman18
Wed, 10th Sep '03, 9:03pm
Is it Ace Ventura?

The Great Snook
Wed, 10th Sep '03, 9:33pm
Nope,

One last hint. 1985

Death Rabbit
Wed, 10th Sep '03, 9:39pm
Strange Brew?

Baezlebub
Wed, 10th Sep '03, 11:15pm
Danny DeVito = stupid movie

I really can't think of any movies before 1990. Anyway...

Rallymama
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 2:09pm
@Beazlebub:
Danny DeVito = stupid movieI can think of only one instance where you're wrong on that. Have you ever seen "War of the Roses"?

Vukodlak
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 3:41pm
Well, LA confidential was probably one of the best films I have ever seen and that had DeVito

And one flew over the cuckoos nest as well!

The Great Snook
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 3:59pm
Arrghh!!!

I can't take it anymore.

The movie was called "Head Office". If you have ever worked for a large company it will leave you in stitches.

Since no one got it I will try another (I think this is a softball)

"What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes....No, he's not retarded"

Vukodlak
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 4:01pm
16 candles?

Baldrak
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 5:35pm
the man with one red shoe?

The Great Snook
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 6:03pm
Sixteen candles it is. You are up. :eek:

Vukodlak
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 6:44pm
Yes that was rather quick wasn't it? :D
Let's try this one:
"Never gone wrong passing you around as a lonely widower."

Rallymama
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 6:48pm
The American President? That Michael Douglas-Annette Benning thing from a few years ago... right?

EDIT - Since I'm sure I'm right, work on this:

"Looks like we got ourselves a natural disaster."

[ September 11, 2003, 19:10: Message edited by: Rallymama ]

Vukodlak
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 7:22pm
Wow, that's impressive! The only reason I remember that quote is coz i could never understand what she said. :rolleyes:

Erm, not sure about your quote - could it be Field of Dreams?

Rallymama
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 7:31pm
Nope!

Arabwel
Thu, 11th Sep '03, 9:19pm
Vulcano?

Baezlebub
Fri, 12th Sep '03, 3:36am
Bull Durnham

I didn't like it. Too much sex and baseball, not enough funny and killing.

Not sure if i've used this one yet, but...

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

Baldrak
Fri, 12th Sep '03, 12:53pm
Wlliy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

Baezlebub
Tue, 16th Sep '03, 8:36am
Oops. Sorry for the long time before I replied. I just finished exams today and I'm now on holidays. Anyway, yes it is. Take it away Baldrak.

Baldrak
Tue, 16th Sep '03, 10:21am
Ok, here it comes. I hope it isn't too easy...

"I don't give a good f*** what you know or don't know, I'm going to torture you anyway."

Baezlebub
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 9:20am
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Resevior Dogs. Softball time.

"You broke the rules of engagement!"
"Hello. Pirate ."

[ September 18, 2003, 09:35: Message edited by: Baezlebub ]

Baldrak
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 9:26am
Ok, Baezlebub, you've got it...

Khazraj
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 10:01am
Pirates of the Carribean?

Baezlebub
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 10:02am
Yes. I said it was softball. Anyway, away ye go, Khazraj.

Khazraj
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 10:05am
"Sleeptime Lumpy".

I hope that you enjoyed it as much as I did.

Baezlebub
Thu, 18th Sep '03, 10:07am
Is that from some lame Rugrats movie?

EDIT:
That was so.... elegant.
Thats from Ice Age. My little brother and sister were watching that last night.

"We can't go in there, we'll never make it back out alive!
Nonsense, you're just saying that because nobody ever has"

[ September 22, 2003, 04:18: Message edited by: Baezlebub ]

JSBB
Mon, 22nd Sep '03, 5:29pm
Isn't that from The Princess Bride?

Baezlebub
Tue, 23rd Sep '03, 4:23am
Yes, yes it was. Knock yourself out.