as much as i would like to take credit for coming up w/ 'Eggman', i cant. Egg Man is the name of a Beastie Boys tune off thier 2nd album. it seems rather fitting though, and since i have never know anybody named Egg, i thought i would break it out.

Thanks man, but you get credit for telling me, so uh, thanks again! Oh, and The Fat Egg, has been my nickname for almost 8 years!

Eggman,

You must have a rough live with a tickname like that. Just keep the !!!!!!!!! to a limited use and we'll like you more.

Eggman, how does one get a nickname like The Fat Egg???

Well, I've always been fat, and somehow, my body is shaped like an egg, up to my neck anyway. My friends gave it to me a long time ago.

are you sure that they are friends, they sound more like enemies to me, anyway how old are you?

ok, i think you must have died or sumthin cuz we havent heard from you for ages and you didnt reply to my question, sniff sniff.

He must have suffered a bad heart attack. That happens to fat people I'm told.

Oh well...What to do? If yur dead, yur dead...

Sorry, as much as I wish I were dead I'm still alive, I've just had to change my internet provider and they kept giving me all this crap about them having no free provider in my area, but eventually I finally got it to work, oh, and I'm 25 now.

Welcome back Egg. ;)

No i'm not dead (unfortunately) I'm 25, and thanks taluntain

[This message has been edited by The Fat Egg (edited December 18, 2000).]

Why the "unfortunately"?

Or am I just not getting the joke and being some kind of insensitive moron?

well i'd have to say that it's unfortunate you don't get the joke, although it's a ****ty joke, and i assume most people wouldn't get it nor would they find it funny, so you're not alone, anyway i'm thinking of using an internet company that charges for their service, since free providers have slow connections, annoying advertisement banners, and crappy service, so I think i'm gonna get earthlink, oh and it's nice to be back.

[This message has been edited by The Fat Egg (edited December 17, 2000).]

Out of interest and concern...where is the Fat Egg now?

CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!
BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOO!!!!!!!!!! :(

i'm back

hey he's back. Welcome back Egg!!
WOW! now thats truly bringing an old post back from the abyss.

egg, my god, i was seriously starting to think u had died! my god!
why the hell havent you posted in ages?
go and post in the "infinity tavern" topic cuz we all want to see what ull come up with!
u had us all so worried! we were about to send out search parties for you!

*slaps the fat egg in the face*
Where have you been? You had me worried yo stupid stupid stupid boy!
*hugs the fat egg*
ooowwww we missed you so! Welcome back!

well nobody will believe me but i got a good reason, i'm engaged to my girlfriend of many years. congratulate me *sobbing* HAZZA!

heh. Congratulations brutha, many happy years together.

Congratulations Fat Egg. You did it. You really did it!!

Fat Egg is a HERO.

*sobs*
But what about me? us? i thought...i thought that you said i was the love of your life! I cant take anymore! Leave me be! ;)

hey Eggman congrats and all that. thats cool!!!

thanks guys, that means a lot

Y'know what the egg is cooking...you.

ANyway, congrats and many years of happiness and enjoyment!