i love bunny rabbits, you love bunny rabbits, we love bunny rabbits, (que limp bizkit music) BUNNY RABBITS, dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dundundundundundundun, dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun, dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN, yeh.

Howabout one by Blink 182?

Dysentry Gary:

Gotta lotta heartache
He's a ****en weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cos i love your little motions
You with your pigtails
You're a mis-creation
Have a night in jail

He's a player
diahorrea giver
Tryed to grow his hair out
When his friends listen to slayer
I like to find him friday night
Say hello to his mum
wear his father's tights

Life just sucks
i lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Sure she's alright guys
Come back to me maybe
Shower you with lies

Gotta lotta heartache
He's a ****in weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal
Cos i love your little motions
You with your pigtails
Gotta a miscreation
Have another night in jail

He's a player
diahorrea giver
Tryed to grow his hair out
When his friends listen to slayer
I like to find him friday night
Say hello to his mum
wear his fathers tights

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
she found someone
there's planty more
girls are such a drag

I could continue but i'm not so sure of some of the lryics so i'll stop here...

erm, ok, i made the other song up cuz i was bored, weird!

Welcome to the real world where your girlfriends ex before you lets his best mate go out with her...I'm the fox...and he's the bunny...here bunny! Nice bunny! Come to papa!

double barreled shot gun to the nice fuzzy bunny rabbit head...
both barrels...
you get the idea...

Nice shotgun

BWAHAHAHA!!!!

Is the bunny dead?

I don't know...

Yes, in fact rabbits are a great pet to have so one can sit back and relax with. Their quiet natured attitude and soft fur, plus their cut little wiggling nose is a stand out on all rabbits.

I remember this rabbit who a friend of mine had. His backyard had wire fencing tunnels through the tall grass, places the rabbit could stay, eat and hide. It was such an enjoyable pet. You'd be sitting out on the back porch, relaxing to some Tiffany or Winger albums, drinking juice and talking about the rabbit.

Many times I recall how it would sit on my lap while I pet its soft fur, watching that cute little nose wiggle around, feeding it lettuce and carrots.

Definatly a pet worth having.

Syl...

Try a cat. Can be just as soft but much more enjoyable to play with.
Plus, it can have at least a bit more freedom than the poor rabbits that wind up stuck in the small cages.
Think of Aerie's story.

whos story?
and syl we are talking about killing the little furry bastards (excuse my french Taluntain) not petting them, well unless you can pet a rabbit to death...
but thats not gonna happen in a hurry so syl i think you need to get into the feeling of the subject, and in this case it is killing the little fluff balls and cutting off their little wet noses instead of being nice to them and feeding them cabbage and all the crap that you didnt want to eat at the dinner table. whoa!!! man i'm bad...

I prefer cats...i love it when they curl upto you and purr! Especially when their eyes are closed...I remember the time ...

shut up, we are talking about blowing rabbits ****ing heads off with shotguns, we are not talking about stroking cats (not that kind of stroking you pervert).

Wonder if i can picture a rabbits head as that mother ****ing girlfriend stealer! Hmm...yes i can! ;)

Yes, cats are just as enjoyable as cute cats and kittens. I own my own cat, black short haired tabby and he is the biggest suck in the whole world! He'll curl up on your chest and have saliva drip from the side of his mouth when you pet him, purring away and gently digging his front claws into you. He'll rub up against your chin and give you kisses with his nose!

He loves to dive under carpet mats and lay beneath them, then run out and attack your feet as you walk past. But best of all are the evenings, when he curls up beside you between your legs and falls asleep.

Just as lovely as a bunny!

Syl...

Boy, Taluntain is gonna be pissed.

What with? Pissed with what?

With everything or nothing.
But since I've left it going on for so long I might as well leave it alone. It's obviously going nowhere.

What is going nowhere?

Your moth..er that is the topic discussed here. And by the way, Syl has something there, nothing like a purring cat on one's lap, and rabbits are also a rather enjoyable fuzzy creature to have about.

Hm.

How about you put the rabbit and the cat in a wire cage in someone's backyard and drink soda (pepsi or coke!), while the cat and the rabbit become friends. It works best if you starve both creatures for five days beforehand. AND if you suspend the cage in a fish tank so that it's half filled with water.

Note! - I have never tried this myself.

Damn! Cutting up a squirral is not a pretty site! *Refering to herfs closed thread*

Cutting up squirrels that's rather...cruel. I think that torturers of our small rodent friends should all recieve forty kicks on the cods for that one.

howabout 80?

go for it...see what happens...heres a hint-you wont like it very much, no let me rephrase that, you wont like it at all.
oh yes and please take note of the picture i chose for this post.

just out of interest, have you ever tried it sniper? after this lets not talk about it any more as i dont think that tal really like conversations about dead squirrels on his site that much...

I think he meant 80 kicks in the nuts, nothing about the squirrels.

I was talking about kicking e' nuts and no herf i havn't tried it...I personally think it is really sad!

The bunny really is dead! :eek:

Nah just the squirrels... :rolleyes:

Nono! I'm serious! I saw it. The murderer... He looked like....herf! herf the bunnyslaying angel from the higher plains!

...and as the owner swiftly swung the axe and cut the horrific bunny in even pieces, the bunny realised that this was about more than just being prepared for dinner. The bunny was to be banished to hell. "I should never have eaten that internet wire", the bunny thought.

Cats never eats wires, you know.

I HATE rabbits. Those little feral balls of fur just piss me off. Cats are OK I spose but unlike some of you guys I don't need to get sexual satisfaction from a cat or bunny or any animal for that matter. (no offense intended to you rabbit ****ers)

[This message has been edited by Silver Dragon (edited December 13, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Silver Dragon (edited December 13, 2000).]

I suggest you watch your tongue there. Although the boards aren't screened for swear words, I still notice them.

Hey Silver Dragon! Who the hell do you think we are? We ain't rabbit ****ers, we are just or most of us are decent people who like cats and rabbits...so go wash your ****ing tongue with soap as its too ****ing dirty!

Ha! Now isn't THAT the pot calling the kettle black! :)

Grow up.

Yes, stop hurting the little bunnys.

Here comes socerer with a level gazillion fireball anytime now....

I can't see why anyone would want to hurt a bunny or a cat.

Cats are too cute and fun to play with when their kittens and as they get older, they love to curl up on your lap or lay on your chest when you're watching tv, purring and sending out messages of love.

Rabbits are just as cute! Hopping around, eating grass and wiggling their pink noses! Their soft and are as friendly as cats.

Dogs on the other hand. There's an animal you can kill. You pet one and you suddenly have that dog smell on your hands because they stink so much! They're dirty animals and very loud too when they start barking and simply don't shut it! No wonder so many owners end up dragging their dogs behind the car.

Syl...

Who should grow up? Me or him?

Yeah i prefer cats so much more to dogs...my aunts dog (which died a few years ago aw bless) licked my eye! Nasty! And they're too big to sit on your lap but with cats you can scoop them in your arms and cuddle them feeling their purr...and they are so cute when they sleep on their backs!

Opinions, Opinions.

I'll take a dog anyday. Don't get me wrong, I like cats and bunnies too, just not as much.

I find that there are alot of cats out there that are just too arrogant. They'd just as soon scratch your hand off than let you pet them. My dog on the other hand is just sooo likeable. He's a beagle, and aside from a little bit of howling (and shedding) :( he is the perfect companion. He never holds grudges, and I do believe he would die for his master. His brain is sometimes controlled by his nose, but otherwise he's a smart animal. If dogs are treated and trained properly, they make outstanding pets. I guess he does smell a bit, but that's what the wash tub is for.

Oh, one last thing. I think anyone who tortures or kills animals is a total loser. People who place annoying characteristics onto innocent animals are basically revealing their own personal limitations. I don't want to sound like a paternal figure, but I think people who are cruel to animals need to grow up, (or get therapy)

I agree.

I love my black lab, I'd take her over any cat. Or bunny. But I've owned all three, and each has there own loveable characteristics.

There was a study done several years ago that proved that most murderers tortured animals when they were kids.

Anywho, I can't believe that we're arguing over pets. Okay, not arguing. Friendly bickering

But rabbits suck so much. How can you like the little umm, things that looks like a ball of lint that you find under your fridge?

I have a chocolate lab, and I would agree with you. Never had a cat or a bunny, but wouldn't "kill" them even if I didn't like them.

I wonder if some people are trying to be funny or are just demented...... ;)

Well, most people who own rabbits like them because they are low maintanence pets. They're generally nice and although they have claws, they rarely use them. If you want a pet that you just want to hold and cuddle, they're ideal. Why do magicians use rabbits instead of cats, pigs, hippopotomi, etc? Because rabbits can hold still for many more hours than any other animal.

Besides, if you don't like your pet rabbit, it could make a tasty dish.

No a parrot is something else, especially when they get comfortable enough to sit on your shoulder, nibble your hair and speak to strangers who walk by.

Syl...

Syl - You really crack me up! All your posts in this thread are priceless...

Now about rabbits - My folks had the most vicious lop-eared rabbit you've ever seen: Try to pet it from the front, it jumps at you shaking its head and trying to bite you; from the rear it lashes out with its strong rear legs and sharp claws!

Absolutely feral and vicious! It STILL makes me laugh...

"Is it behind the rabbit?"

"It is the rabbit!"

"You silly sot! You had me so scared I almost soiled my armor!"

Not quite the right quotes but you get the idea!

Mithrilhammer

Well, besides parrots, let me tell you a tale of this talking buggie my grandmother had. Now she lived in Poland and moved to France during WW2, my mom was born and they moved to Canada when she was 3 or so and my grandmother didn't speak english very well.

Anyhow, she had this green, yellow/black buggie that she loved and loved so much. It would sit on her finger, on her shoulder and fly around the house when she let it out. I was about 8 or 9 but I'll never forget that thing.

Why? Because she taught the ****ing thing to say polish words. Now if that thing was alive today, I'd kill myself laughing but my grandmother loved this thing. She's 94 now, still lives on her own and my mom tried to get another buggie but it wouldn't talk so my grandmother let it out the window. lol.

That was a pet that was original.

I bought a canary too one year for my mom for mothers day. I was in grade 7 and I bought a male canary because the guy at the pet store said the males sing and a canary's song is very lovely if you've never heard one sing.

Bright yellow, beautiful bird. My mom bought the cage and we set it all up, etc. Come grade 8 I hated the stupid thing. It never, ever sang! All it did was PEEP! PEEP! PEEP! all the time. I used to shoot elastic bands at it from across the kitchen and they'd hit the cage and the stupid thing would fly around, etc.

Thing was so stupid. It would pull out its own feathers grooming itself (I swear, this thing was mental). My mom had to take it to the vet one time because the damn thing pulled out a main feather and it almost bled to death.

I seriously believe it was trying to commit suicide because of me. We had a cat too named Tuffy-ball and when my parents weren't home I'd take the cage down and put it on the floor so the cat could play and have his paws strike the metal cages and shoot elastic bands at it. PEEP! PEEP! ****ing thing never sang.

It finally died one summer when I went for a bike ride downtown. Came back and the thing was dead. 5 years of that ****.

Don't get a canary!

Syl...

[This message has been edited by Sylvus Moonbow (edited December 18, 2000).]

[This message has been edited by Sylvus Moonbow (edited December 18, 2000).]

Cats are the best.

My black lab can eat your cat.

Yeah? My dad could beat up your dad.

What about fish?

I have to say that these creatures are more for display than for any real companionship (That is the point of a pet isn't it?)

I have a friend who had this large, silver, torpedo shaped fish that was just plain psycho. If you put food in the tank it would go nuts and start jumping out of the water. I think a couple of times it flew right onto the floor! Even with a cover over the tank it would just ram into the cover, injuring itself in the process. Very weird.

What was the name of that damn fish? Airewana or something like that.

My black lab could eat that fish.

In any case, I'd have to agree with you. In my dorm here at college, the only pets we're allowed to have are fish. We're not even allowed to have birds, shell-fish, lizards, or bugs. We're not supposed to have coffee makers or microwaves either, but, heh heh.

Fish are nice... I have a full tank of them. Sure, they're mostly for display, but they have a very good side too. That is, you never get too attached to them so at least you don't miss them if one happens to start swimming belly-up.
Replace it with a new one and that's it.
Plus, a well looked-after aquarium is a spelending sight to behold. It takes a lot of time and effort to keep it looking like that, and years of experience to know what are just right conditions in the tank so that it keeps looking great with minimum cleaning and that all the fish stay healthy.

Now I must agree with you on the fish subject. Despite my hatrid for rabbits I like fish. I too, have a full tank of them, mainly goldfish. They are easy to take care of. Just feed them once a day and change 20% of the water every month and thats it. Much better than rabbits.

Fish die too easy.

I guess I find fish and rabbits very non-interactive. They just sort of sit (or float) there and don't do much. I can't say that I even like rabbit as a meal. I tried it when I was visiting in NFLD once, I guess it was OK. That being said, I do enjoy fish to eat, be it freshwater or seafood. Nothing beats fresh fish that you just caught and cleaned, roasted over the fire, mmmmm!

I must admit however that a well thought out aquarium is pretty nice to look at. It's almost like a fine piece of art.

I've got a fish thats been alive since I got my first fish tank, about 9 years ago.

That fish is just lucky. At home we had gold fishes. Many of them didn't live any longer than one month.

You know your sposed to feed them?

ROTFLMAO

Whats that mean?

I think that's "Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off"

Oh

Blackthorne is right.

Hmm...i have a fish called Wonder! Get the pun?

Hmm...nice fish...edible fish...tasty fish...

How in the world to fish count as pets. My friend has a fish tank, and I look at it more as a picture than anything else. Yeah, that's it. A big, moving picture. And getting back somewhere near the original topic. I'd kill a rabbit, but only if it was a familiar in BG2. I'd especially kill a pseudodragon. MMM, tastes like chicken.

(Note: Familiars are worthless!!!!)

You killed rabbits !, you bastards (sorry, i just felt the need to make that joke) Cats ROCK! Dogs are okay, and Taluntain you're right, a good aquarium is quite a site, but you just don't get attached to fish.

attatched in what way mr.egg

i just re-read this topic and i realised that this topic has been through many stages, it started as a topic about songs, then moved on to killing rabbits, then moved on to pets, then moved on to snipers cheating girlfriend, then the whole topic just went to hell...

True True...Talking abt cats and fish and dogs etc is rather boring...so lets talk about something else eh? Like er...well u lot make up another topic...

Somone please close this topic, it doesn't make any sense.

let me put it this way, i made this topic and even i dont understand it...

Yawn, said the genie from a bottle. Your wish is my command.