Newest in the series of board improvement tools*, SP brings you the spam post where true spam is not allowed, but mostly anything goes, as long as it's not one-word comments.

*Ginsu knives not included.

FIRST POST! yay! I need to go to bed soon. nite nite all.

I believe Tal was the first poster :p
haha I am getting freaked up with
The description of wave motions.
for instance

Deduct; from a normal sinusoidal wave on a string.
a= -wwAsin(kx-wt)

[ August 16, 2002, 21:29: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

This is so cool. Man, won't BTA be happy ;)

is this Post For Random Babbling and Possibly Some Sense #7?

Oh well, it is different title and post as requested :grin:

I just want to ask - does anyone know a site for a GOOD Drow dictionary, the one I've got so far is alright but a load of words I need are missing - eg. 'don't you dare come near me' translates to 'Do not want to come near me'

Why would you need to speak Drow? :D

[ August 16, 2002, 22:18: Message edited by: Blue ]

Well I have to say this was a good Idea. Lets see thinks so far I can comment on.
What no knives... oh well.
Umm... where are you getting the Wave stuff...(wonders if he should send a link to it for his physics teacher.
As for the drow dictionary sorry cant help you, but somewond eventually will. if they notice.

There is a new HE-MAN cartoon on Cartoon Network.

Check out

http://www.he-man.org/news_images/animcells/heroic_title_group.jpg

The graphics look bad, but who knows ... it could be good.

I'll have to watch and see!

:good:

So this is instead of Post Random Babbling and Possibly Some Sense? Hmmm...Well that's fine with me.

Why do you need a drow dictionary (I assume for drow insults :D )?

No knives?! Then why do I need this? :shake:

I need a Drow dictionary for a story - Velon, there is a bit when she is speaking to someone (Thi'sno) but she doesn't want everyone else to overhear so they speak the DARK TONGUE

I know, I know, it sounds really SAD

A story you say? Been there, done that it isn't worth the efforts. :rolling: :shake:

HE-MAN? I used to look that cartoon when I was younger :) . Not anymore though to tell the truth all I care about right now is my computer and women. :love: ;)

[ August 16, 2002, 22:48: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

I am the original He-Man. :eek: :bigeyes:

You're all just a bunch of sexist thugs.

Why hasn't She-RA had even an 'honorable mention' yet?

And why aren't my smilies animated under netscape 6.2? :mad:

They are with IE6...

:sosad:
(*sob*)

Who are you calling a sexist thug huh? Are you looking for a fight?! :flaming: ;)

I know, drow dictionaries aren't very good. It doesn't even have the word for chaos.

Those damn dirty Drow!

I am sooooo bored, even though it's the holidays.

I managed to leave some of hand luggage at the airport, which totally sticks. I only just got it back today. What really stinks, is that I have been delayed about 1 week from installing Planscpe torment on my PC. :(

(Which I bought in America while I was on holiday)

Frosty returns

I like the Drow :rolling:
I dunno why.

But seeming as no-one is willing to help I'll just have to find some dictionarys' myself :rolleyes:

Trashed my room looking for SoA Cds - One is at BlackCats house but the rest aren't so I've been trashing the place looking for them, still haven't :cry:

Weird, weird world. My *cough* english NWN (original texts and sounds are much better :( ) ran flawless on my comp but I was unable to play online with it. So I installed my legitly bought original german game for mplayer (suffering the translated dialogues :cry: ) - it is unstable and I will probably have to re-install it since it crashes right after starting. Kinda confusing.

Kids: NEVER breathe charcoal smoke. :nono:

Why don't invent some drow words? After you invent them you can send them to the dictionary pages.
What's the problem? I suppose you know enough of that language to create some words.

I got so annoyed with the dictionary I did actually make some words up myself by editing words close to the one I needed, though I couldn't really make some up so I left them out.

I know how hard it is to make dictionarys' though - I've just got a dictionary and am working my way through it :lol:

BTW - I'm not joking, I am the sort of person who thought it would be funny if the Oddzquad re-wrote the bible for pokemon, when it was popular, WHY did I just announce that?

Mmmmmm :) um.... Japanese models have small boobs but are very pretty. :love:

I know all.

Ask me any question, and I will answer.

Sir yerril oh great blond bimbo of knowledge, when will thou get thigh portrait???

Collier's Boy -

My chosen portrait was taken from me by the zealous Sir Bel, therefore I shall be keeping my rather bootylicious avatar.

ok next question ya big blond blondey ;)

Is my salmon crumble properly cooked, if so, how and where shall i devour it?

8people -> Maybe you have been looking in the wrong place. Drow isn't a language, they speak Undercommon. Here (http://home.intekom.com/darkelf/underdark/drowdictionary.htm) is a Undercommon dictionary.

Z-Layrex, yes, backwards, Moscow.

Holy..did I just see someone say bootylicious?

Woohoo! Could this be a revival?

Oh yeah! I know all, remember!?

Bootylicious! :bigeyes:

8people - I was searching on Kazaa today looking for some info on Drizzt, and did a search for "drow" - it gave me a lot of hits on dictionares. Perhaps you should check there if you could use some of it?

Actually the Drow DO NOT speak undercommon. They do speak Drow. It's the Deurgar and under-gnomes who speak undercommon. Drow is a separate language that fuses with parts of the Elven language.

Yerril: where will the dogs feed and lick their genitils this eve?

[ August 17, 2002, 18:57: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

Nigeria, of course.

Yerril: What is (insert words) in connection with small holes dug ferrets?

Not at all.

Lol.
Ok, who's had bigger boob implants done? Melinda Messenger, Jordan or Shralp?

Obviously the Shralpster.

What's the opposite to the meaning of life?

Peanuts.

Meriah carey, sausage or Luxemburg?

Sausagey action!

me, secrtet women or generally snuggly.

You, ya big hunk!

lmao. Lathander's gay ha ha! what do ya say to that!?

Lathander may well be gay, but it's none of my concern. :bigeyes:

All right you two bozos, take it to the chat room.

OK everyone, show's over. I still know all, I just won't be receiving any more questions.

I'll leave you with a tip, however. Watch out for 8people - its gonna be big big big!

I'm gone for one week and every thing seems to be normal???? Well all most. I just got done reading up on MegaTokyo(I wondered where that PSgirl went). I also cheacked my mail(who knew you could get so much crap in one week).

But while I was camping I did get some major work done one my novel:D I'm very proude of myself. I also walked up several hundred feet of sanddunes, conoed several miles of river, walked a mile out off shore in to a lake, stood in Canadan sand but I was still in the US, watched the worlds biggest water founton grove out to the music of Elvis.

Ok now let's see how many people can guess where I went:D

And lastly what's up with posting? I click on a space I want to add something and I have to write over ever thing?! That and the smiles dont work for me but I dont feel for them so I dont care.

And this is why I don't read that much of the boards. (Z-Layrex and Yerril)

Bah you're all too high-strung. Can't even have a silly joke lately.

Aww, SG, you're too critical! Lighten up, bask in the all-knowingness of the Guru Yerril! :bigeyes:

DRSW Welcome back!

You listened to the music of Elvis! Hmmm since he is dead I guess you went to heaven. Am I right? :1eye:

At least it's not the "Spam non-spam" post.

Hey S_Goddess, how did your family re-union go? Man ... you missed a bit on the D&D ... Conan leveled! Don't worry, i gave you a small amount of experience from a previous action i forgot to edit in ;) See! I am nice now aren't I? I think i deserve alitte *ahem* for that ;) ( k )

Heaven is a good guess(lot's of great looking girls I all most thought that I was there). But sorry it's much more down to earth.

Everybody, bow before the great goddess Ezellohar Shark, who brings you her latest(and first)POEM-like THINGY.

"The Ode to SPAM"

Spam, it gives you life
Spam, it gives you a meaning
Spam, it is healthy
Even if it pisses of the mods

Spam, with Grammatical Morons
Spam, with Idiots
Spam, with Ezellohar Shark
Who reaches her 259th post this night

Spam, to get little gemmies
From Turquoise
To Rogue Stone

Spam, it is eatable
Spam, it is throwable

Spam, makes mods lock the posts
Spam, it makes mods throw out the morons
Spam, it makes me weird
Spam, it makes me very weird
Spam, it makes ppl weird
Spam, it makes me weird

As I sit here on Yellow Lemon Tree
Polishing certain Drow Rangers scimitars
I sing the ode to SPAM

And you can never stop me.

Oh and Sean Bean is hot.

And Anomen as well.

Including Aragorn...

[ August 18, 2002, 01:17: Message edited by: Ezellohar Shark ]

I woke up this morning...and I STILL know all!

However, I'm going on holiday soon, so no-one will find out any answers to their qustions. :(

If one-word replies aren`t allowed, what about many words that are the same word repeated many times ?? ;)

I just played Shadows of Spam

This is the Intro:

"The Lord of Spam shall perish, but in his death he shall spam a score of mortal spammers. Chaos shall be spammed in their footsteps!

Jon Spameticus: Ahhh. The Spam of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more... *spam*

Jon Spameticus: The *Spam* will only be passing, you should survive the process.

Jon Spameticus: Interesting! You have much untabbed *spam*.

Jon Spameticus: Do you even realize your own *spam*?

SpamGolem: More. *Spammers*. have. entered. the. complex. Master...

Jon Spameticus: They *spam* sooner than we had anticipated! No matter they will only prove a slight delay....

The downside with the game is that dialogues tend to be somewhat confusing, as you see. But the plot is simple though. You have to get your spam back from Jon Spameticus before he taps the tree of spam from all its power and becomes immortal. Luckily the country of Spam has lots of opportunities to spam your way to strength. Slay Lots of evil Spampires who snap your remaining spam-essence. Spam against Ancient supernatural Spammers. Fight your way through the mysterious crypts of Spamhold. Survive with finessed spam in the dangerous Underspam where mad Spamholders can turn you to spam in a single round. Spam your way to fortune in Shadows of Spam! It is worth the $44.99 on Amazon, I would say. Spam your way to 2000 posts and you get it for free. I did :D

[ August 18, 2002, 13:07: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

Lord of The Spam
FEllowship of the Spam
The Two Spams
Return of the Spam-King
One spam to rule them all,
One spam to find them,
One spam to bring them all and in the spam bind them

SPAM WARS
The Phantom Spam
Attack of the Spam
A New SPAM
The Spam Strikes Back
Return of the Spam

Spam Potter and the Sorcerer's Spam
Spam Potter and the Chamber of Spam
Spam Potter and the Prisoner of Spam
Spam Potter and the Goblet of Spam

Might and Spam VI:The Mandate of Spam
Might and Spam VII:For Blood and Spam
Might and Spam VIII:Spam of the Spammer

Spam Gate:Spams of the Spam Coast

Spam Gate 2:Shadows of Spam
Spam Gate 2:Spam of Bhaal

Here ya go.

The silence of the Spams
265mb of SPAM
Hydroelectric Spam
Wham Bam, Strawberry Spam
The Lighthouse Spamily
Green Eggs and Spam
Play it again, Spam

:bigeyes:

I just want to officially spank Big-B for getting all our hopes up about EP2 being a good movie. It was worse than EP1! :eek:

[ August 18, 2002, 19:21: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

I don't soppose I have to contribute to this spam, do I?

Spam never was so funny. :shake:

Hate to say it Z-Layrex but very very few people share that opinion. I know Phantom Menace is not everybody's hippest Star Wars flick, but saying Attack of the Clones is worse is pushing your luck.

Episodes I and II have seperated the true and the "on the surface" fans of Star Wars. There's little reason to not like Episode II without bashing things you like about Episodes 4-6.

Did you not read those extensive posts I wrote about it back in May? Time to jump off the Star Wars sucks bandwagon my friend.

Big_B i'm not on the band wagon. I just foun EP2 boring for alot of it. The end was class but i was bored silly during most of the film. I don't hate star wars at all.

Neverspammer Nights? (idea)
Go for the spam boo, GO FOR THE SPAM! RRAAA!!!(minsc)
Spam kicking for goodness!(minsc)
If a tree falls in the frest, I will spam the spammer who done it(jahiera)
You dare to spam me here!? Do you even know whom you face!(irenicus)
I cannot be caged! I cannot be heckled! Know this know as your IP address is blocked, ever pathetic, ever fool. (irenicus)
he comes spammer death! (tomi *grin* undergallows)

[ August 18, 2002, 19:35: Message edited by: Elementus ]

Sounds like you've convinced yourself you were "bored" more than you actually were. Take off the last half hour of Attack of the Clones and you still have just under two hours of Star Wars footage that is just as much as exciting as any other scenes from any of the other movies.

You might as well say that the beginning of A New Hope is boring, or that the middles of Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are boring as well.

It seems like people set out to hate the prequels before actually seeing them and therefore convince themselves they are bad. Rubbish! Complete and utter rubbish. It's time to forget prequels and sequels and consider these the first half of a larger story. Because it all fits together so well. Watching Episodes 1-6 in order is going to be so great. And it's just a few years away. Some of us are going to enjoy it.

Spamela Anderson had just installed her new web spam so she could spam with her beloved Jean Claude Van Spammé. He had just been In Viet-Spam for uncle Spam. Unfortunately for Spamela Anderson, he wasn't online cause he had got stuck in a traffic spam. "I don't give a spam", Spamela Anderson spammed to Van Spammé over the moblie phone. "I don't care if you were in Spam! Get your butt over here you big battering spam". Van Spammé hadn't been in Spam for uncle spam. It was just a scam to play with his hoover dam. So he just said "Yes ma'am, whatta a spam, I'll order some chicken ham with strawberry jam. I'll come over and show you my hydraulic ram, he spammed.". "Oh.. god Spam" Spamela Giggled.

And they spammed happily ever after...

Somethingis wrong with the boards. Yesterday the size of letters was normal, but now some of them are annoyingly tiny.

I have Win XP, if that helps.

Tomi: "I love this spam!!!!"
Me: "This is the last spam you'll ever spam for!"

:grin: :shake:

Hold there spammer, spam thy course a moment to spam an old man - Spamminster :grin: :lol:

Spam — the final frontier.
These are the spammers of the starship Spam,
its continuing mission, to spam strange new worlds, to seek out new Spam and
new civilizations, to boldly spam where no one has spammed before!

Cpt's Spam.
Stardate spam-0-800

We have encountered a spam anomili and are investigating it further. Commander La-Spam is expecting it to be a time-flux spam, so we better be careful. Enson Spam take us to impulse spam.....

*ahem*... Ok sorry, I am getting way out of line. I better get some spam... *snicker* Sleep. Spamn you Ezellohar Shark! look what you've started. :1eye:

[ August 18, 2002, 22:19: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

hm. CHARLIE THE DOT ---> . Ain't he pretty !

*SPAM*
Is that allowed? Or do I have to justify my spam?

Who the spam is Charlie the dot? I have absolutely no spaming idea what are you spamming about. This has really been spamming but I think I'll go get some spam now.

:coffee:

Well, I know I have been in spain already for 17 days but the weather here in The Netherlands sucked so I take the plane tomorrow and leave to the canary islands. I'm back the 27th. Enjoy the boards without me as far as possible. :)

And you would be... :confused: ? :hmm: :idea: Ohhh right you're that Spambanger guy :grin: . Ah well have a spamming good wacation. ;)

Ezellohar Shark, something's wrong with your browser, not the boards if you see various text sizes. Nothing's changed on the boards. Oh, and keep the mindless spam down a bit people. Just because there's spam in the topic doesn't mean all your posts must contain it. I'll make a mental note to pick a better title for the next spam thread.

Sorry Tal we'll try to keep it down won't we? Won't we?!

Sure I'll stop spamming. *Sometimes* I just get struck by insanity... ok. More than sometimes.

Anyway I couldn't sleep, this song kept running in my head and I just have to get it out: :1eye:

We all live in a bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine

In the Town, where Tal was born
Lived a happy man, who had sworn
That he would give, the clever boy
an ama-a-zing, futuristic toy

It Should be, the internet
And Tal would make a site, he would bet
One that rocked, in every house
Where every girl and boy, clicked a mouse

We all live in a bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine

We all live in a bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine

Now Tal is rich, but not in Gold
Since he never gets, nothing sold
But he still, keeps rolling on
till after all of us, are dead and gone.

We all live in a bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine

We all live in a bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine
bluish spam machine

Uhm. Thats a rap n' I think I'm about to snap... :help: :D

[ August 19, 2002, 00:45: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

Ahh, spaming is so fun. :D :spin: :lol:

I don't think I'll want to even look at another can of spam again... :D not that I ever liked the stuff anyway...
Boring ole' day today, and I have to work overtime tomorrow... whee.

Nobleman, while I may have different views on EPII than you, that little ditty of yours is absolutely clever.

*shakes Nobleman's hand vigorously*

Control the spam, regulate the forums. Hey Tal look at the Jedi Council boards new FAQ complete with clips from the film here (http://boards.theforce.net/message.asp?topic=8412344&replies=8).

Maybe some nifty screenshots from the various games here at SP to demonstrate some points :grin: .

My favorite is the no flaming followed by a pic of Jango and his flamethrower.

http://drow.virtualave.net/

From there you will find the BEST Drow dictionary/site in the net.

Love the Spam Song, you know...

Final Fantasy 7 rocks!!!!

On the other hand, today I will begin Hell as my computer will be taken to be fixed. I managed to, by doing like the Windows Help thingy told me to do when I couldn't run the register, completely vith up my computer. Oh yeah..... Poor Jenova! I'll miss her!

Ara
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHH!)

Nobleman, that was great! :)

I'll miss all those spam, bye myself (however I don't spam much last weeks) and by all of you. God save the spam.

Ezellohar, hold CTRL down while turning the scroll wheel on your mouse toward you, until the text is the size you want it. Turning the scroll wheel away from you will reduce it again if necesary :)

Here is a very telling quote concerning RopeCOn, by Sampo Smolander and translated bt me:

"Where else you can show a German educational film of slime mushrooms (??? dunno the exact word, will edit when know) to an audience of over 100 people so, that in 6 minutes the slime will get several bouts of appalause, and then some girl from the back row tells that she has had a slime as a pet?"

I was there to see the film... it was cool.... :p

Ara
(RopeConian for evaah!)

Ugh, the weather is horrid, warm and 75+% humidity ... and my cat is searching for ways to escape the heat. Yesterday he wrapped himself around a zinc bucked filled with water to cool his belly. Today I found him sleeping in the baththub ... :roll: :spin:

Are you sure he was just sleeping :grin: :shake: ?

HELLO! :D Just started playing Icewind Dale, so i've decided to start posting here. Love this site :love: Please exuse my newbie personality, my brother's teaching me how to use the internet.

P.S I'm Z-Layrex's sister. ;)

Welcome :wave: . Beware of one thing though, Sorcerer's Place is very very very addictive. :grin:

Thanks but your to late! I'm already stuck here. ;)

riiight Z-Layrex :1eye:

I am glad you mates like the song :)

What Noblemen?

A junior Z man um make that girl! We are all doomed! Dooooooooomed I tell you!

LMAO! :lol:

joacqin, I'm glad you agree with me.

P.S. I hate reading long posts if they aren't in Creativity Surge - *cough*spamitarians*cough*

Hellooooo! I'm in London :roll: visiting an uncle. Been away from my BIG computer for three days! :eek: How can I survive!!!

And what has Sir Yerril been saying about me :nono:

I've decided to hate life all of the world today. :mad: :flaming: It suc*s and if there weren't people around me I'd probably scream my lounges out. :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang: :bang:

Errr...sorry guys I just don't see no meaning to life and unless you feel the same way just ignore me. :bang:

/me ignores kenny. :sleep:

Kenneth, we all shape the meaning of life. The meaning of life is uncomplete yet. I have a ways to go before I take the right path to wisdom.

Bah, life means nothing but being and I don't wanna be anymore. It's just to much pain and suffering. :bang:

[Eited spelling]

[ August 19, 2002, 18:22: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

Oh pipe down, live with it like the rest of us. :sick:

Live with what? All I have left is my computer. I think I'll go thinking of the meaning of the life for the next few days. I'll be back soon. I hope.

Bye :wave:

WEll all i have is my computer. Girl's don't like me, i have no REAL friends, i'm a wreck, the typical geek really. So what, i enjoy my homelife.

I never actually leave the house, whenever my mother goes out I usually get dricen to a friends house or stay indoors :roll:

I'm scared, people keep asking me if I fancy anyone from school :eek:

I'm back (no doubt noone noticed my abscence) from rainy Vienna.

Welcome back

Do people actually CHECk their PMs? I have sent three and NONe have been read, does anyone check their mail!!!

I do send me some :D

I still can't find the PM's bit :p

He's a Spambox hero! gots spam in his eyes, and he gots to keep on spammin, aint never gonna stop, keep on spammin!

Riders on the spam

Is this the real spam? Is this just idiocy? Caught in a spamside, victim of stupidity

Spam Haze! is in my brain!

On the day that I was spammed, the nurses spammed around, the spammed in wide wonder, at the spam they had found, the head nurse spoke up, said spam this one alone, she could tell right away, I was spam to the bone, spam to the bone, spam to the bone, s-s-s-s-spam, spam to the bone!

[ August 20, 2002, 05:06: Message edited by: Elementus ]

Welcome Fizity! Have a good stay here and Whatnot and Spam and...yea...hmm...

Whoohoo! I got a welcome! :wave: :D ;) Thanks DM

Yeah, all the more reason to spa...um...*points to passer-by* he said it! :D

HAY, TAL DEATHMAGE WAS SPAMMING :D :D :D .

I'm sure not... :rolleyes: :good:

You're clearly the ones spamming... Sheesh, shame on you! Consider yourself shamed ;) Or some such

Never known void's from Aussiestralia...(sorry, saying in our skool, NZ ;) :p )...

Australia is a nice place, Dingos, Allegators, Kangaroos, Koalas , Bandicoots, Crash Bandicoot and so on... :p

Um, Welcome Fuzzles? :)

MY problem is FIXED!! YAY! The letter size problem. Lennon, if you are reading this, THANK YOU!!!

I am going to my friends birthday today. My gift ot her shall be the LOTR in english. I hope she can read it. Her english sucks.

I saw The One yesterday, that Jet Li movie... it ROCKED!

Not only Jet Li is a hottie, but damn, Yulaw was cool! He's really, really, really cool!

/me gets very daydreamy

Also that little joke in the beginning... Woo and Scot... lol!

Although the movie also made me think that perhaps one of the guys I live with has one version of himself offing the others, seeing as he is getting pretty weird... like turning the breast bone of a guy that assaulted him with a hockey stick into a jigsaw puzzle... ouch.

Anyways, Yulaw is cool....

Ara
(Bonk)

Sniper, below the "Post New Topic" button on top. It's the link that says "my profile & private messages". Amazing, huh? :rolleyes:

Don't ever trust Jeremy, unless your sure it's not his sister! :mad: :flaming: :mad: :bang:

I went out this morning to get the newspaper from my newsagents, and oh-so foolishly spammed into a pole on my bike... does that make me stupid?
:bang:

I think I'm famous!
(does his jiggy dance for the crowds)
"woooohooo!"

At Zellteilung.de you can create your own german Chancellor.
Zellteilung (http://zellteilung.de/kanzlergenerator/index2.html)

Well of course it does Gopher. :toofar: ;)

GOING TO THE THEME PARK TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolling: :spin: :cool:

(Sorry for caps :p )

Well hoorah :rolleyes:

Hmmm.... you sound very excited today Z..?

:sleep: uh :eek: what was that :confused: ;)

Z is happy. Z likes to spam. :p

Z :love: to SPAM :rolling: :shake:

[ August 21, 2002, 10:44: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

:grin: :grin: Wooohooo! I love my life at the moment! Life is being really great! Yay!! :grin: :grin:

There must be a balance to all things....

Thus, Bonzo, I am your balance point by hating my life, which sucks majorly.

Ara
(Jingle bells, Palmer smells, Hojo laid an egg....)

Life is alright for me...and don't be a Xan, Ara... :D :p

I've decided that my puppy's sleep schedule is designed specifically to irritate me. He sleeps when I not there or doing nothing, then viciously attacks me when I am doing something important.

I have been freed from the curse of the Evil Dysfunctional Floppies!

Yesterday, I used ten brand new floppied to haul a bunch of files back home, and the ALL worked! Wohoo!

On the other hand, Jenova still hasn't been fixed. Stupid GH workers... they suck.

Also, something pretty frigging gruesome happened in another group home. One of the workers was killed and seven kids ran off. I think four of them have been caught by now...

This is bad. It re-enforces the bad image people have of those who live in such places. Hell, some people who know where I live are looking at me pretty freaking oddly right now... I can see fear in their eyes.
Just one more thing to make my ife Hell.

Ah, and this morning was fabulous... My alarm clock had stopped, and no one came to kick me up so I wake at 8.45 and I should have been in school ages ago. Then, the others leave to visit the city, and I am left alone to hurry to the bus/ to only notice that I have been locked away from my shoes! So I have to wait ages before I get to school, never got to eat any breakfast, and the morning has been Hell otherwise as well....

Life hates me, period.

Ara
(Turk-wannabe)

Well...everyone has their ups and downs Ara...try to...um...think of the good stuff? :)

The good stuff: I can still read stuff on my computer and I have about 10 megs of stuff I have yet to read....

More good stuff: My mother has started to harass the social services for me getting relocated.

I guess that's all....

Ara
(I have no idea what to spam here this time...)

I admire you ara. ;)

At the moment the view in the computer lab is quite good... an extremely gorgeous admin is sitting right in front of me.

/me discreetly wipes drool off the keyboard

Ara
(Tragedy... reminds me about a symphony I heard today... [Tragedy, lyrics by Hanoi Rocks})

God some people are stupid. I'm trying to explain the concept of alignment to the stupidest person in the world! I think I might block him from MSN soon.

My condolences.

I just had to block some annoying little twit from ICQ. NO more interuptions from him thankyou! That should shut Lady Loulex the hell up.

/me wonders if her sister will ever see the light and start playing CRPGs and visiting SP

Oh well... Just wanted to ramble a bit, I guess... I want to thank you guys for being such great friends for a friendless outcast like me.

Ara
(No, this is not a suicide note)

:mad: I have yellow fingernails from chopping onions and I can't do anything against it short of chopping them off .... :mad: :flaming: :o

So chop them off :grin: :shake: ;) :grin: .

That's why i come here, most of us are geeks and outcasts :shake: which is no bad thing mind ;) i hate popular people, always stuck up.

[ August 21, 2002, 15:11: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

Theme park was so fun.

There was this one kid ride my friend and I went on. We climbed in: We both have long legs and since it was a kid ride our legs were all cramped from lack of leg room. Our asses hurt like hell because we were too big for the seats. We had to hunch over so the back of the seats wouldn't scrape our backs. When the bar came down it hit our legs. So basically, we were cramped and it hurt like hell. And we had to stay in that position for about 10 minutes. It was fun though :grin:

What's with this empty boards? :hmm: I saw three of you do that lately and it just doesn't seem right :nono: .

Well I think I found enough reasons to live in the past two day so that everlasting smile is again on my face. (It's not like any of you can see it anyway :D )

/me gives a big grin :D on my face and go read some more posts on SP

So I was thinking (ahhh!) what if when a guy farted a blue cloud of smoke came out. And what if when girls farted, pink clouds of smoke came out. :evil:

*Gopher takes out his day-vision goggles.

Big B, that is fair crazy :p

I just had to post a non-spam spam post to celebrate my post # 100. :D
Go me! :cool:

:hippy:

@Big B
How can you be thinking about such crazy things? :toofar: I mean, really that was like the most stupid statement of this week. Not that I think that you're crazy or stupid.....yet ;) :p

[ August 21, 2002, 19:28: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

Big B: Then guys would be able to shoot a blue dart, :aaa: and girls would shoot out a cloud of noxious pink gas!!! :sick: :rolling:

Big B, that reminds me. I saw a episode of Family Guy to day, in which the dad Peter Griffin hit somebody for insulting his son. He made a small mistake, because he thought he hit a guy, but it was actually a woman. If males and females farted in different colors, you wouldn't have that problem. You then just need to fart reguarly.

Someone called me up this evening. And told me the police put my ward under arrest. :bang:
At his home some russians confirmed that. But he's not at our police station and not in the next town's police station.
And i don't know what he's done.
Suddenly i feel like a mother ?
I hate it being disturbed in the evening like that. I don't want the police to visit me. And watch my geeky chaos. But i'm quite sure they won't come. He's gonna be send back tomorrow and i'm gonna exercise some motherly excitement. I'm happy i know some insults in his own language.

I miss the "Random Babbling" threads...

I finally got rid of that ugly andar gem. I just hated it.

How about this one?
<------------------

Hmmm...to be honest i preferred the Andar gem. I mean... who would want a Jasper? :p
/____
\ Look! I dyed my hair red today!

(can you tell i'm boored today?)

[ August 21, 2002, 22:02: Message edited by: Gopher ]

You are bored? Noooooo...Really? What about me? Do you think I'm bored? I actually went out for like a minute today :grin: .

Woah? Like...actually went outside?!?! :eek:
:grin:
I haven't been outside in days, everyone's on holiday, oh god the summer Hol's are so BOORING!!

Yeah well my grandma has been bugging me for the whole month to get some fresh air so I thought I'll go get some ;) . Unfortunately my eyes didn't think so to :grin: :shake: .

Gah! I'm blinded by merely looking out the window from my dark, damp study! :eek:

Why the hell would you want to look out your window :hmm: ? If you'll keep doing that you'll look like this :xx: .

Thank god for blinds and curtains huh? My computer screen is the sole light I need! I mean, grass? *shudder*

Grass? What is grass again? :hmm: This needs some serious consideration. :grin:

/me walks back into the Darkforest thinking what grass is and humbling some weird words

My ward is back and he hasn't done anything. He went to the next city. The police searched his room. But i suppose they didn'nt found anything.
His friends been caught. Maybe it's because they're all black. One black boy looks like the other (no just kidding or wondering).
And against my plan i just patted his head really motherly. He called me maman on the phone :toofar: .
:borg: :alien:

I better go to bed. Tomorrow morning I am busy with the most important exam in my life. Its a "pass this one sucker or you are out of university cause you ain't got no more retries"

So by noon. 15 hours from now. I'll get drunk. Party like a bunch of harddrinker. Either from happiness or disaster-ness. Wish me a little luck in your thoughts :) I am really gonna need it.

[ August 21, 2002, 23:13: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

Gopher and Kenneth, both of you are fair crazy.

I have to go to an art center to watch Irish dancing for the next 3 hours that I agreed( :hmm: ) to go to 8 months ago.

Crazy? Well yeah what did you expect? Sanity is for those that wear nice suits and have a good job. Not for us :grin: .

Noble: Good Luck!! :D Not that you need it, I'm sure you'll do great :)

I finally get my GCSE results back tomorrow :mommy: But then I go to Reading for a weekend of drinking and live music. :D

Yay! Irish dancing! Sounds fun :D ;)

Argh, I started 9th today... The only reason I got out of bed is because I fell out of bed, grrr. *yawn* I'll be fine, really... The only thing that really sucks (apart from the waking up and the homework, and that I got a crappy schedule) is that I got the one P.E. teacher that hates me, and P.E's my favorite/best subject

Good luck, Noble!

May the Force be with you!

As well as any omnipotent entities :)

Ahh... The Admin Show is on again...
Those guys have no idea how amusing they are...

Ara
(Huba!)

[ August 22, 2002, 11:04: Message edited by: Arabwel ]

Well, I got 2 A*s, 6 As and 3 Bs. Not that anyone actually cares :p :)

Woohoo!!! Reading festival today!!
:thumb:
Roll on saturaday!...

Cool, Wildfire, congratulations!

Our admins are interesting indeed... They are as great comedians at the guys in the local RPG store...

/me proceeds to laugh her ass off

Ara
(Trying to not to drool on the keyboard, seeing as said admins are gorgeous...)

How can you keep looking at someone's as*? :eek: Doesn't your neck hurt? :confused:

So how are you all doing on this beautiful day. Bored? Me to :grin: .

Well, I do not usually stare at their backsides. I am more of a neck type of person... (Vampire? Who, me? No, can't be...)

Boredom is dealt with swiftly and mercilessly...

Ara
(Reading even more obscure stuff than usual...)

*yawn*, I just got up a few minutes ago...that's 12:15 in the afternoon. Now what shall we do toda...Zzzzzzzzz
:sleep:

Spam in SP and apm in the chatroom :p

It's quiet there!

Ara
(Obscure topics and spam by order)

Woooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I got the superduper grade In calculus! Around A* as Wildfire puts in. I am so happy. It helped having someone smart giving me one on one courses.

Now I have a real summervacation for the first time in 2 years. Time to get seriously drunk! Partyyyy

Please Delete my drunk posts when I come in here and make a fool of myself in 5-10 hours. :1eye:

Congrats, Noble! Go, gewt drunk, party, enjoy the high life of summer holidays!!!

Ara
(Beginning adminspotting.... again)

Gopher, you going to Reading too? :D

I got a weekend ticket :) Leaving in 2 hours time to try and find somewhere nice to camp.

And congratulations Noble!!! I knew you could do it :D

[ August 22, 2002, 13:56: Message edited by: Wildfire ]

Thx. Arbwel And Wildfire. I hope you two may have a wonderfull time. Ara can't you sneak in a camera :D

I am armed with beers now. Ok hard drinkers lets drink hard, I'm buying.

Wildfire, nah, i'm only going saturday.
Couldn't afford the whole thing!

Noble, I shall try... I shall try....

Ara
(Hungry. Tired. Needs chocolate)

Haha! :happy: I just finished my term paper today!!

Finally I can breathe freely again! :grin:

Congrats! Have fun breathing!

Ara
(Shamelessly posting to get another gem.... :p )

Well, it was a mix of Irish dancing and tap dancing. It was a really good performance. The singer had a really nice velvet green dress, even though if you stared at her long enough it looked like she was wearing a black thong.

22 days before my birthday.

Everyone should start listening to Opeth, great band(death metal).

Ah...
it's good to be back again...
Oh my god! I've got a new gem!!!

[ August 22, 2002, 17:09: Message edited by: Fallen Paladin ]

Hey you're back. Hi :wave: .

Look at my gem.
<-------------

You're way behind me though since you've been on holidays all that time :rolleyes: :grin: .

Oh no!!!! :rolleyes:

All this gems made me wandering... If you have a better gem than someone else does that mean you're worth more than him. :grin:

/me lies back aside a tree and says to myself: "You are not bored. You are really bored."

4 days till my birthday. i hope it's not as crap as last years (and most of the others i've had) :( :cry: :(

Yeah I had quite some of those too. I've decided not to celebrate at all this year.

greetings from paradise! Much sun here and lots of chicks :)

Marnix @ Tenerife, canary islands.

I wish I could go there. Perhaps someday I will :hmm: .

I'm HOME!!!!!!!

But we haven't got a car any more - the brakes have gone on it and we travelled about sixty miles without brakes which were digging into the tyres and dragging on the road :lol: so the Mechanics Dad drove us home

Keneth, I bet... just have patience.

Welcome back 8people, I hope the plane I fly back with doesn´t get problems with the breaks :p

i too didn't celebrate my last two birthdays. Its just so damn sad when some jurk screwes up everything.
So its much easier if you say "Happy birthday Gothmog" then you give yourself a present and say "oh you really didnt have to, thanx" "here, have a cookie,... " and then you eat till you are completely full.
Just make sure there is no one around 'couse they might say :aaa: and then :hmm: this guy must be :bang:

I just got NWN :D But I only have till next week this day before I have to go to school and leave NWN :(

[ August 22, 2002, 21:46: Message edited by: DragonRider SkyWard ]

That's really sad. I got it like a moth ago but my computer is to lousy for it to work :grin: :shake: .

I've forgotten what I was about to post :hmm:

Oh yeah! How come, some people have been on here for a year or so, then I come along and after four months have posted loads more than some of them????

Am I just manically obsessed or something? (yes:lol:) :p :p

What else? Hmm... boredboredbored.

Scartooth got cut off the net, can't play with them... Saudril is online I see... hum-de-hum... still listening to the same CD... eightyieth time through... The internets just gone off, again... still got to do my phys... going to finally go to sleep after a week... boredboredbored... do they have phones in scotland that work?... I don't want to go to school in two weeks :wail: hum-de-hum.

I think I'll stop this downward spiral to oblivion and write a story about demons...

8people, you just post a lot. I, on the hand, never have really much to post, I have been here longer then most people and my spam ...uhm... post count isn't that high.

[ August 22, 2002, 22:48: Message edited by: Silverblade ]

I'm so spamming bored. Is there any cure for that?

/me starts a little fire in the forest and prepares myself a cup of :coffee:

I don't want to go to school in two weeks 8people- why, oh why did you have to remind me? :wail:

Silverblade - i agree with what you say, i've been here over a year but my post count isn't that high. I posted a lot at the beginning but then had to much school work and couldn't keep on posting constandtly. Now im trying to keep to the balance between spam (this topic) and meaningful posts.

Me and posts just don't get along :toofar: . Keneth signed in about same time as i have and look where he is now- 3x more posts reachin to 6th gem :aaa: . Just babbling about meaning of life and boredom. I wish i could be that insane :shake: :shake:

/me comforts Gothmog

4 days till my birthday, but my dream i had about my birthday probably isn't going to come true :(

[Edit] yay 14 th gem :D

[ August 22, 2002, 23:41: Message edited by: Lazy Bonzo ]

Nearly a year now, and well... 8People you've been here half the time I have, and you've outdone me.
I posted a lot at the start, but after I while, all I ever post is the occastional BG2 post, then just the Whatnots.

IF you have X-ray vision does that mean you can close your eyes and still see?

My life has seemed to merge back into the norm once again. Weird as it feels, SP is starting to get old. I know. You all think it's crazzy.

I'm leaving for awile anyways. I have some things I need to take care of that will take awile. So the only thing I have to say is...

Good bye to every one who responed to my posts(not the stupid ones) and Tal dont delete me because I will be back(around the new year).

:wave:

*sigh* It's 02:01am in the morning here, but I'm still posting! :coffee:
Still posting! :aww:
Still posti... :sleep:

Godnight Gopher... :)

I should be looking for information abut USA between the two World Wars for my histroy lesson, and see what I am doing? Spammin! This stuff is addicting! :p

Ara
(Hoopy! Loopy! Spoony!)

*sigh*
You're all a bunch of shameless spamers, that's what you are!! :cool:

I found a new meaning of life :eek: :D :D
Beat Fallen Paladin in spamming :p :p
I failed at Keneth :( at least one still same rank as me :)

You'le never defeat a superspamer like me in spaming :D
mwahahahaha!!!

And the Admin Show is on again... apparently something had been cross-indexed and is now unavailable, and the backups are apparently in the secure care of someone they cvan't reach at the moment, as well as three years old, and one of the former admins is apparently in danger of getting a kinfe in his eye...

Ara
(Zooty! Zoot Zoot!)

Only one spam like that *spam* and im at your side. Next spam i make i'll be in lead :p :p :p

[ August 23, 2002, 10:28: Message edited by: Gothmog4230 ]

Well, as i said before:
Oh no!!! :rolleyes:

Already over you :eek: :eek: :D :D :D

We better stop this or we'l get a "friendly warning" from the moderators.

Don't worry we've got Tal :happy:

YES YES YES!!!

NEW AVATAR!!!!

:happy: :lol: :thumb: :cool: :rolleyes: !!!!!!!!!!!!

Tal says, stop the spam you two bozos.

What does Simon have to say?

Ara
(Obscure references a-plenty)

You two spammers have no spamming idea about spamming. If you want to spam then spam with at least some sense. :toofar:

Anyway I'm way ahead of you two and there is nothing you can do about it. :grin: :shake: :grin: :shake: :grin:

And I am WAY ahead of YOU, Kenny...

Well, well... Cute admins ahead... I am the only non-admin here in the lan, seeing as everyone else is in class/away seeing as it is Fridsay afternoon... am I nuts or what? :p

Darn, my knee HURTS! I managed to twist it yesterday... stupid public transportation... I was in a bus, just setting down when the darn thing did an enormous lurch and I twisted my knee... and my elbow still smarts from the bike crash I endure a little over a month ago...

/me wanders off to get painkillers

[Edit: /me whacks a typo demon with a very large thesaurus]

[Edit2: It's so boring in the chat... /me is terminally bored]

[Edit3: The Admin show is on, again
"why isn't this computer working?"
"I can't remember, there's something wrong with it... and that one and that one and that one..."]

[Edit4: More Adminism! (Concerning Linux becoming the dominant OS for the school computers)
"It's harder to use than Windows"
"No it isn't... We just need to get it work"}

[Edit5: /me wages a glorious battle against a horde of typo demos]

Ara
(Weee! Weee! Huba! Quack! Eeek!)

[ August 23, 2002, 14:14: Message edited by: Arabwel ]

You have barely a 100 posts more than me E.S. and look at when you registered and when I did....

Oh...Whatever.

P.S.Damn Eurovision songs haunting meeee.. Haunting..I am going crazyyy...help.needed...

:toofar: You two spammers are such a disgrace. You didn't follow the rule in Section XXIV of "Delicacy of Spamming". It states: Posting one or two phrases that have no sense in not making sense is unbearable for even the latest spammers and laid-back moderators. Shame! ;)

OK. that's enough about spaming...
Anyways i'm about to have a LAN party, so you'le get rid of me for a couple of hours... ;)

I do not want to go to work today. Friday is when all the rude people call in. It's not my fault they waited until the last minute to tak care of things, but I'm the one they cuss out. *sigh* I hate working on Friday...

Saw Panic Room last night. Awful film. Not funny enough to be a comedy, not terrifying enough to be a thriller. Don't spend your money on it.

I do not want to go to work today. Friday is when all the rude people call in. Where do you work Stefanina? It sounds awful.

Anyway it's just another quiet evening here and nobody is bothering me and I look at the sky becoming darker and I'm so bored and don't know what to do. *hmph*

[ August 23, 2002, 19:20: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

Must be a help-desk or something like that, where else would people call to with their complains. They are pissed because their computer isn't working and they are even more pissed that they have to pay a dollar per minute and the conversation takes half an hour.

Stefania, look forward to work on fridays - you have the weekend to recover. Monday is the really cruel day .... :mad:

Has anyone ever tryied to set a record in posting spam until one of the administrators tells you to stop? :grin:

"Don't try to do this at home kids!"
/me creates an energy ball in my hands a burns down half of the Darkforest

:grin: :shake:

That is a pretty good recipe to get yourself banned, so I wouldn't try it.

I'm not intending to do it BTA I was merely asking if anyone tried it yet but if what you said is true than he probably wouldn't be able response huh? :grin: :shake:

/me rips a tree off the ground and throws it off the cliff just because me is so bored

Best way to find out>>>> Try it :D :D ;)
First hand experience :eek:

TRY IT?!! Why you... :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

/me grabs a large rock and throw it into my computer

[ August 23, 2002, 23:09: Message edited by: Keneth of the Darkforest ]

I would certainly never, ever, do something like that "cough" "cough" .

This may look like spam to the untrained eye, but if you look closer :"throws dirt in your face, runs away":... :rolleyes:

Me just broke my left hand some days ago :sosad: (even had to have my nails removed due to inflamed tissue) while working... A desk "accidentally" fell in my hand. :flaming:

A BIG fck you to the a**hole that decided to use old cotton fibers as material for a rope in a high heat environment! :flaming:

P.S.:

Just you wait until I cath the jackass that was holding the rope... I'll certainly define a new standard in torture. :flaming:

Awwch. I'm sorry about the hand Shadowhunter. I can't even imagine the pain that you must have felt there. I myself never broke a bone in my life. I guess my bones are just too damn hard to brake :grin: .

Lucky Devil

Frosty - Get a better connection :lol:

Usstan uil aluin ulu elgg dos jal! Mwahahaha!