Post your best snaps here. For those unfamiliar, a "snap" is a cleverly worded degradation of someone, usually their mother, with a decidedly urban slant I suppose. We've all heard them. These became particularly popular after the release of the movie "White Men Can't Jump" in the early 90's.

Since I love these and think they're hilarious, I thought it'd be a fun topic to start '04 with. Here's a few to get the list going:

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Your mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of HER.

Your mama's so poor, when she goes into McDonalds and they say "Can I help you?" she says "Naw...I'm just lookin'."

Your house is so small, your mama stuck her key in the front door and stabbed 3 people standing in the hallway.

Your mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."


You get the idea. Have fun. Remember, all in good fun. I'm sure your mother is lovely. ;)

Your Mama's so blonde that when she was driving to Disney world, she saw a billboard that said "DISNEY WORLD LEFT", so she went home.

Your Mama's house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so stupid, she scaled a chain-link fence to see what was on the other side!

Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck! (Nutty Professor)

Yo mama so ugly, you had to tie a steak to her face to get the dog to play with her!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside in a red raincoat and everybody yelled, "KOOLAID!"

Yo mama so fat, she went for a jog in a yellow sweater and people started yellin, "TAXI!"

I have so many of those, but I wont post them all now...

Yo mama so fat, she went outside in a red raincoat and everybody yelled, "KOOLAID!"
:lol: LMAO - That's awesome

So I have been seeing this hot older woman lately. Basically it is just a sexual thing...I guess she is married or something. But all of the sudden she wanted to introduce me to her son! So I'm just sitting there and then he walks in...I couldn't believe my eyes! I have seen that face before! Death Rabbit...?

OK...doesn't fit the genre...but can I still get a "Oh SNAP!"

Your mama's so fat, I have to roll over twice get off of her!

Yo mama so fat, she went outside in a red raincoat and everybody yelled, "KOOLAID!" What?

I think I speak for everyone who isn't a Yank here when I say "WHAT THE **** DOES KOOLAID MEAN?!"

He's talking about the Koolaid man; a giant pitcher of koolaid, which is a fruit-type drink.

Ok ok heres an old old joke and one of the most common but seeing as it hasnt been put down..

Your mama so fat, she wears the equator as a belt :D :D

Koolaid=fruit drink, the "mascot" for it is a big pitcher of this Kollaid, in its red flavor. I think his name is Sonny. When he is doing a party/commercial type thing, kids are usually infront of him doing a wave yelling, "KOOOOL-AIIIDDD"
Koolaid Picture/pitcher: http://www.cnweb.com/tribune/old/aug99/aug16/images/koolaid.jpg

Dalveen, its, "Yo mama so fat, her belt size is equator!!"

For anyone who is actually interested, the genre of "Yo Mama" jokes is called "Playing the Dozens."

Thanks for the help on 'KOOLAID' guys ;)

Yo Mama's like the villiage bike, everyone gets a ride!

Yo mama's so fat they had to take her baby picture with a satellite.

Yo mama's so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, asked what she's doing she said moving.

Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't find the 11 to dial 911

Yo mama's so fat, she fell over and broke her leg and gravy came out

Yo mama so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, her mama's like, "What is it?" And the doctors like, "I don't know, but if moves, I'll shoot it!"

Your mom is like HTML a tiny <he ad> and a whole lot a <bo dy>. (Won't let me use the words created by deleting the spaces.)

The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.

Your Mom is so nasty, her breath fails the state emissions test.

All from the not-so-infamous yourmom.com (http://www.yourmom.com/).

Yo mama so fat, they had to build the house "around" her.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo mama so big, she plays pool with the planets.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was walking to wal-mart she tripped over k-mart and landed on target.