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Mathetais
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 5:05pm
This is to help me with a little humor for this Sunday's sermon.

Looking for some of the "Carpe" phrases that people have made up.

Carpe Deum being the classic.

I already have "Carpe Carpum" Seize the Fish.

Any more you can think of?

joacqin
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 5:14pm
Carpe the lady. Do not know the latin term for lady but I bet someone else does.

Btw isnt it Carpe Diem?

Register
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 5:28pm
ITs carpe diem right.

Mathetais
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 5:51pm
Don't correct me in public! ;)

(I didn't look right when I typed it, but my spell check doesn't know Latin)

Joc ... would that be Carpe Babeum? :lol:

Viking
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 6:58pm
Carpe Saddamum?

Wishful thinking I guess.

Morgoth
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 7:41pm
Carpe Chevalier ;)

aka.. seize the idiot :p

[ March 28, 2003, 22:05: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

8people
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 7:43pm
Carpe Jugulum :evil: :bigeyes:

Terry Pratchett Book :book:

typo :doh:

Arabwel
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 9:42pm
Carpe Noctem!

:p

(Carpe'ing the elves when she catches the little devils!)

chevalier
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 11:37pm
Carpe the lady. Do not know the latin term for lady but I bet someone else does.

Btw isnt it Carpe Diem? Carpe feminam. Literally it would be 'carpe dominam' though.

Carpe calicem!

enjan
Fri, 28th Mar '03, 11:38pm
The best I could think of was, carpe aurum, seize the gold/riches. :doh:

Rallymama
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 4:32am
Carpe Vinum, unless your congregation is "dry."

Oaz
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 4:54am
Carpe'nt that great. They taste just like any any other fish.

ejsmith
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 5:13am
Like when you hear them yell "Allah du Akbar!", and throw a grenade into the hooch, and open up on full auto.

Carpe Fscking Diem!!

Sir Belisarius
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 5:24am
Carpe bimammius - Seize the Breasts!!! :lol: :p
:grin: :spin: :roll:

Master of Nuhn
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 7:28pm
Carpe Babylonia - Seize Iraq :evil:

Wouldn't Carpe Deum be Seize God? ;)

Edit: Added Graemlins

[ March 29, 2003, 19:39: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Loerand
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 10:04pm
Carpe Revengius = Revenge and HATE :evil:

chevalier
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 11:11pm
Carpe Revengius = Revenge and HATE

Are you sure about the second word? :heh:

Kitrax
Sun, 30th Mar '03, 4:26am
Damn! Sir Belisarius stole the one I was thinking of!

Anyway, I think Metallica said it best: Carpe Diem Baby! :rolling:

Rallymama
Sun, 30th Mar '03, 5:46am
Carpe Viburnum (for all you gardeners out there...)

Hephaestus
Sun, 30th Mar '03, 6:27am
Carpe Azurebell ... Sieze the ice cream. ;)

chevalier
Sun, 30th Mar '03, 1:40pm
Carpe coffeinum.

Uytuun
Sun, 30th Mar '03, 4:52pm
Carpe stultum: Seize the idiot. :D

Intentioner of the Damned
Mon, 31st Mar '03, 4:10pm
Carpe Inferis = Seize Hell??

Carpe Tempus = Seize Time. That would be kewl.

Teensabre
Mon, 31st Mar '03, 6:37pm
Carpe...Status Quo?

8people
Mon, 31st Mar '03, 9:46pm
Carpe computus - sieze the computer

Carpe yummious - sieze the chocolate

Carpe Baldus - Sieze the teacher

Carpe inmydayus - Sieze the old person

Carpe Suicidus - Sieze the Teenager

Carpe Sorcerus - Sieze Taluntain :p

Carpe hapimealus - Sieze the burger and fries

Carpe Apis - Sieze the bee (IIRC)

Carpe branchum - Sieze the big stick

This are just a laugh btw :p

Morgoth
Mon, 31st Mar '03, 9:48pm
I didnīt know Womans... errr Romans had a name for computers

chevalier
Mon, 31st Mar '03, 11:47pm
They didn't, Morgoth. However, computer in Latin is 'instrumentum computatorium' (n). :shake:

Yerril
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 9:23pm
Carpe Testiculus

(oof...)

Satiana Fearbringer
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 10:17pm
LOL You guys are funny!

Khelben
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 3:34pm
Carpe yourself or something like that would be cool.

Intentioner of the Damned
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 4:24pm
Carpe Kheblen :p Hey, it rhymes! :roll: