This screamed "SP!"

Which Colossal Death Robot Are You? (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/tests/giantrobot)

I ended up being an ABC Warrior, which looks pretty cool, but I must admit I'd never heard of them. Apparently some sort of British comic book heroes.

Anyway, take the test and print what it says about you.

In bars frequented by colossal death robots, you're always the quiet guy at the back who no-one ever bothers. And for good reason. You've fought in several nuclear wars, could beat the sun in a staring match, and have a chin larger than many articles of furniture. Morals are not a concept you understand, but strangely enough, nobody ever questions your judgement. Usually because they're dead. Even Judge Dredd wets himself when you turn up. Grrrr.


[This message has been edited by Shralp (edited March 12, 2002).]

Evidently, Shralp, we have similar hobbies because I'm the ABC Warrior too.

I'm also Syphilis, Charles Manson, and my Mormon name is LeTisha Callina, for some reason. Now I feel like I really know myself.



[This message has been edited by Damona Silvercloud (edited March 13, 2002).]

Heh heh. I came up as Gigantor! and that ain't talkin about my feet baby!

woo! YEAH!

Just a short notice on my result...

Holy Prime Directive, you're Robocop!

Well, you're neither colossal, nor technically a robot, but your arthritic lurching and dubious morals have found their way into the hearts of futuristic rebels and children everywhere. You walk through fire, catch bullets from the air, and you never, ever smile. Combine this with an abstract, almost random concept of duty and honour, and you have a police officer one cannot fail to adore.

Thank you, Robocop.

Yea, sure, some anarchistically chaotic cop perhaps...bah

[This message has been edited by Extremist (edited March 12, 2002).]

"Gigantor" - interesting. Some small kid with a remote, huh? You wait till I get it off him!

Hah! I am an ABC Warrior too! Cower before me mortals! :D

[This message has been edited by joacqin (edited March 12, 2002).]

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?



There must be something wrong! I swear!

Can it, you're Bender!


In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.


Wow its so close its scary

I am Optimus Prime! Bzzzzt...fight evil...

Holy Voltron rip-off, you're Megazord!
You own being huge. You are the hugest guy around, without a doubt.
Even really huge people whimper at your hugeness. And you are made of
really huge robot dinosaurs. Huge. You are so huge it takes five
power rangers to control you. And you can mash anything. Even mounds of
foam rubber the size of cities. Because you're huge. Sorted.

LOL

I am ROBOCOP!!

All other robocops bow down
<FONT size="3">YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!</FONT s>

calibretto! :borg:


Kick. Arse. Five metric tonnes of hulking, steam powered robo-meat, you are the pin-up boy for death robot technology. Although you are in fact a war golem, you know how to use a minigun, and you can benchpress small settlements. Relatively new to the colossal death robot scene, you were first pencilled by comic legend Joe Maduriera in 1998. Sensitive, stylish, and yet still massive, if you were female and not made of iron I would probably propose to you.


bit of a coincidence, since i collect the comic. :D

I'm Optimus Prime :D :borg:Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?:borg: :bigeyes: :heh:

I'm Robocop. Cool though i never thought of myself as a protector of the innocent more of a kiler of the weak :grin

I am a Megazord, apparently I am the biggest guy around. Infact I am made of other dinosaur robots....:D:borg::D

Come on Power Rangers, I'll kick your puny little arses

I'm Optimus Prime which suggests that there isn't much diversity. How many are there?

LOL!!! ROTFLMAO!!! I am Gigantor!!!!

You are Gigantor!

Born in 1963, You are possibly the original colossal death robot, being one of the patriarchs of the current crop, and definitely an advocate of old-skool enemy-bashing. Why use a clumsy particle weapon when you can create supernovas just by flexing your arms? Your one minor weakness is that you are entirely dominated by some kid with a remote contol - still, don't let it get you down. You can sink a nuclear submarine with jazz music.


Wage death and destruction on the Web with the following fine emblem of power:

:borg: :borg: :borg:

Im an ABC warrior (kinda looks like a Predator dontcha think?)

I am Optimus Prime ... :holy: :square:

I guess that if a robot could be a paladin, this would be it ;) :borg:

Well as it turns out I'm an ABC warrior too. Not very original...

wow so far im the only bender

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[This message has been edited by Stereophobia (edited March 14, 2002).]

There is a bender :borg: soundset for you here at SP. I thought you made it but my memory tricked me :)

I am of course Robocop. Nothing new.

[This message has been edited by ArchAngel (edited March 14, 2002).]

yeah i tried it but the sound quality and consistancy sucked (sorry ive got a REAL good ear for music and sounds bewcause of my brother)

stereo- if you get the opportunity, edit the *comment* out of the post above. it'll be a hell of a lot funnier without the explanation. :D

actually, i think everyone should go back and edit their posts on this topic, putting in :borg:

ABC Warrior. I'm the wonderful 6th. I like it though. It's something better then the usual what race are you? theme we have going on here most of the time.

I am an ABC warrior as well :)

Also, I am an angry drunk (have to remember that in case I ever get drunk)My Mormon name is Yohanna Cajun Rayne, evil criminal me is Imelda Marcos, and, I am gonorrhea as an affliction...

Ara
(Gawd, by back HURTS!)

uh, oh .. aftr some extensive exploration of my personality I found out I'm an angry drunk too, my evil criminal type is Henry Kissinger (oh we Krauts ... ), my horrible affliction is syphilis and my mormon name is Calbert Archilus (doesn't even sound that strange ... good char name for a wizard slayer :hmm: :hmm:

<FONT size="1"> .... moving to Utah .... </FONT s>:confused::confused::confused:

[This message has been edited by Ragusa (edited March 14, 2002).]

Optimus Prime. Yet another one.

Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!


Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.



[This message has been edited by Vukodlak (edited April 03, 2002).]

Robocop - Start bowing down now, imposters.

I am Optimus Prime

Can you believe that? Oh well, now that I'm stuck in this big stinky body I might as well like it.

Megatron, I'll be waiting.

I too am an ABC warrior! let all ABC warriors unite and fight against all that is.......ummmm......

how about we just fight against all that is.

--FenixStrife

This is so me.

You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes.