Alright, I think i't past time that we have one. Darien's been here for quite some time and definately deserves her own cult... I mean fan club. So, being her own personal sex slave, I'll ask all others who wish to become a member of Lady Grace's brothel to sign up here.

Why should every girls here get their own fanclub??? I will not join it until they first start a Marnix-fanclub first :P

It's not *every girl*, it's about Darien .... I join ... :)

Hm... I thought the Lady in question already had a fanclub of her own? Then again, what do I know? ;)

Maybe one of our gracious moderators could implement a UBB-hack to keep track of all the fanclubs? (A fanclub-counter?) :p
It would certainly make life easier for a confused & ever so tired sod like me.
Heh ;)

Lol!

Maybe she does... I don't know and I certainly don't have all the time to check.

It only recently came to me while Kitiara and I were talking in the chatroom about Darien. I told her that I thought she deserved a fan club at least. So, here we are. Besides, I was thinking more along the line of sex slaves anyway. It's much more fun that way. Nobody else their own brothel on here do they? :)

Why should you have a fanclub then?

When you think Darien rocks just be nice to her (like I do (do I?)), why start a fanclub? WHat's addition does it have? I remember they also started a Kitiara-fanclub but after a few days you hear nothing about it anymore.

Count me in! Darien deserves a Club

I think Vile wants to be her 'Prime Slave'. That's what i think about this bootlicking idea of a fan club.
As i pointed out, some days ago, in the Kitiara-fanclub topic, there is already a contract between the mistress and those who *really* adore her and she wrote the motto "To know me is to serve me" on our backs with her whip.
Shame on you Vile, a true sub-dom relationship needs no fan-club. :D :D

Yep...And since I'm a girl, can *I* have a fan club?! ;)

BTW, Vile, if you want to be her "prime" slave, you need to know how to do manicures and pedicures.

It does seem the majority of the fan clubs ARE about females tho...strange that innit? ;)

EXCEPT for I.D.G.A.S. which I was perfectly willing to join it sounded like a great idea, but I fear that joining that sect of the board would result in a ban from Him Upstairs.

[This message has been edited by Gash (edited August 13, 2001).]

I am a believer of the old Religion, may it's Goddess' commandments be fullfilled where ever they are required!!!

well if the prerequisite werent sex slave i would gladly join. However i personally am of the hetrosexual group...lol

But i thought i would post my appriciation to dairen anyhow.. she puts alot of hard work and time into this site :D

I also appriciate all that Darien does... Thanks for all.... but I'm not joining :P

LOL!! How did I miss *this* one? Thanks, Vile, I'll take your "boot-licking" into consideration at your next review. ;)

Honestly, thanks again for the thought, guys and gals. It's nice to know I get some notice under Kitiara's great radiance. :D

Roflmao

...So sorry if I offended you or something, Headbanger. I just thought it would be fun. It really was more about the fact that she does do a HELL of a lot more of work around here than anyone else does... not as much of having slaves or anything. It was just a joke. All in good humor.

It's really the least we could do.

Both Darien and Tal do a lot of work; although, I don't think that Tal would want his own fan club... lol.

[This message has been edited by Vile (edited August 14, 2001).]

Naturally, I was already a member before this post even started. Darien is of course and will always be my favorite SP member. I think she deserves praise for the hard work around here, and of course the customary boot licking just for being such a great person to chat with. I think I shall go errect a shrine in her honor and burn a golden calf or something or other. Well, maybe an insense stick at least ;)

I don't know if I'm allowed, but I'll add my congratulations to Darien on this club as well. May your +5 Whip of Correcting be a hallowed artifact passed down through generations of devoted followers.

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A Kitiara Fan Club update (as well as all other such organizations) - Club Kitty was actually a trademarked name of an "unsavory" establishment in Nevada. Johnny Cochran was hired by said club and contacted Slappy, chairman and CEO of Club Kitty International and threatened to press charges.

Slappy settled out of court and must perform 100 hours of community service - in the club. One of the dancers at Club Kitty remarked, "That Floating Skull is the best prop I could dream of for my act! Slappy and me will set a new standard in erotica!"

What is with all these fan clubs devoted to the female species ;) on this bord?
Speaking of clubs I was a victim of an imposter, my 'friend' actually, who formed the outcast rebel I.D.G.A.S. club, who came on the boards as me under my password. It seems that I have convinced him to sign up... so it looks like the I.D.G.A.S. cult erm.. I mean club will live again. I think that this will be quite amusing actually...

Hee hee hee hee guess whos in Monk...
TALUNTIO
hallowed cult ruler of rebel cult I.D.G.A.S
im here alive and kicking to spice up these boards!
Taking members in now... Gash you may join if you will and become my right-hand man in the rebelious, hypocritical and ever so grotty I.D.G.A.S.
People, do not be fooled by these women who choke and molest you with their tempting... orbs! Become part of the brotherhood which has meaning... well it does! The most flexible, exciting and craiiiiziest brotherhood of them all!
IT HAS BEGUN ;)

Oh no...

hmmm another annoying brotherhood limited to the male sex of course hence the term brotherhood :rolleyes:

Just an update on Mat's post - in the interest of maintaining good will and at great personal sacrifice I have decided to do another 100 hours or so 'service' at Club Kitty.

Well, blow me down...! (or something)
A red-haired goddess with her floating skull, introduced by a burning cleric? Someone bring me tickets, and I'll bring the beer.. ;)

I'm a one-man Darien fan club from day one.

P.S.
Taluntio, please change your username to something that doesn't look like a copy of mine. http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ubbUserName.cgi

Hmm...a hard choice here...do i join or do i not? If i join, i'm seen as a loyal...if i don't i'm seen as a rebel...well, i've not been a badass fighter around her a while so i'll say, with all due respect Darien, No. :)

Oh come now Taluntain, it be a little harmless fun now. Everybody knows that the name was chosen as a deliberate joke (mock mayhaps? ;) to resemble your name. Its not like Im trying to take your place...over time...hhmmmm hee hee ;)


[This message has been edited by Taluntio (edited August 15, 2001).]

Suit yourself... But at the first occurance of somebody replying to a topic where both you and me have participated using "Tal" I'll change your name myself. Or when some newbie mistakes you for the admin (which is quite likely). That's why I warned you beforehand so that you could change it now when it still doesn't matter.

Vile ---> off course I see the humor of it and you didn't offended me.... :) When you wanna make a fanclub for the girls here, go on, I support you but will not join a fanclub as long as I get my smooches without being member of it ;)

An d I know Darien does veeeeeeeerrrrrrrry much for the site, something what many people don't know.... It's good that she get's some more attention and publicity cause of this subject.

On behalf of the BoB(o), I declare jihad on all the fanclubs on this board!

By the way, about the Tal fanclub, would that be Order of the Pink Dragon?

Hehe... Azardu, I join the anti-fanclub-club!!!

Just out of curiosity...how many females are there on this message board? I've only "seen" three.

I guess all of the girls get their own fan-club.

I am not sure the only ladies on this board i know is:
Darien Noella,
Shadow_Thief,
Blue,
Kitiara,
I know there's at least one more but i dont remember the name. Anyone?

You forgot Fljotsdale.

Ok thanks now the list goes:
Darien Noella,
Kitiara,
Shadow_Theif,
Blue,
and fljotsdale.


[This message has been edited by Tasohan (edited August 15, 2001).]

You forgot Dudette, Stargazer and Tiamat.
I think there is more, but my mind is busted right now.

Tiamat is a girl...? Hm...Dudette hardly goes on anymore too.

That's funny....all this time I've just pictured all of y'all as looking exactly like your avatars...like I do.

Ok now the list goes:
Darien Noella,
Kitiara,
Shadow_Thief,
Dudette,
Blue,
Stargazer,
Tiamat,
Fljotsdale,
Sprite,



[This message has been edited by Tasohan (edited August 16, 2001).]

Oh and don't mistake me for a girl... I DON'T have long hair :rolleyes:

This has gotten a little of the Darien Fan Club topic - someone should have started a "Girl Power" thread ;)

Anyway . . . you can't blame all of us men for wanting to get a good listing of the female population of SP. We outnumber you more than 100:1, but you still have the capabilities to defeat us, leaving us weak and humiliated.

Know the enemy! And keep them close at hand! :D

Wrong, to defeat some here... not everybody is dominated by woman...... :)

It takes only one female to successfully manipulate a 100 males (at once)? Being one of the more paranoid members of the male subspecies of this human race, this should probably leave me rather worried and trembling, but I'm actually quite OK with it. (As long as we try to keep the number of official fanclubs to an absolute minimum... ;) )

'Rah, 'rah! Girl power! (and whatnot)

Right As this is getting a little off topic you may want to start posting them The mor appropriate topic. There is a list there that is growing on hte number of females on the boards.