What is the stupidist, lamest joke you know.
Please keep it clean though.

Q: What is the longest character in the alphabet?

A: The O, it has no beginning, nor an end! HAHAHAHA!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

Q - Why shouldnt you go into the woods after 7 o´clock
A - Since elephants will jump out of trees

Q - Why does a aligator look so flat
A - He went into the woods after 7

Q - What's big, red, and eats rocks?
A - A big red rock eater.

Q - What happens when you throw a white hat in the Red Sea?
A - It gets wet.

Two men walked into a bar.

Ouch, that must have hurt.

So, a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What is it that is green, small, lives three feet underground and eats rocks?
A: The little green rock eater.

Q: If you hole in the ground and drop a rock in it, how far will it fall?
A: Three feet, because then the little green rock eater eats it! :hahaerr:

I'll tell you a joke about a garbage can.

It's rubbish.

(I tell ya, the kid who told me that had a very, very bad day after I broke his nose and locked him in a tumbledryer for speaking such filth)

:D

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

Q:What is green and skis?

A:A skiwi. :hahaerr:

3 men on a cliff
Legend tells that the sea will change in whatever they wish during the dive.
1st: Wine!
2nd: Beer!
3rd: Whheeeeeeee!

Q:What is a greenfly with no legs, wings or head?
A:A bogie

Some guy found a genie and the genie said to him "I shall grant you three wishes"
The man said "I want money"
The genie gave him a penny, "One penny?? Blood and ashes! "
As he were covered in blood and ashes he screamed "S H I T"
Famous last words

heres another one.

Three nuns stand before the pope.
"I have seen a dick" said the first one.
"Wash your eyes and regrit it" said the pope.
"I have touched one" said the second nun.
"Wash your hands and regret it" said the pope.
Suddenly the third started walking away, "hey where are your going?" said the pope.
"im going to wash my mouth and regret" said the nun.

Here are some famous last words.
The guy in the hot air baloon: I have never been this close to the Eiffel tower before.

Boromir: Come get some, stupid uruk-hai.

SWAT bomb defusal guy: Im sure it is the red wire.

Some evil dude: I am immortal!

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Q. In 3 steps, put a giraffe inside a refrigerator.
A. 1. Open ref door. 2. Put giraffe in. 3. Close ref door.

Q. In 4 steps, put an elephant inside a refrigerator.
A. 1. Open ref door. 2. Take out giraffe. 3. Put elephant in. 4. Close ref door.

Tell some other stupid animal jokes. Then...

As the king of the jungle, the lion announced a major meeting that all animals should attend. During the meeting, it was found out that one animal was not present. Who is this animal? And why the absence?
A. The elephant, still freezing in the ref!

The stupidest and most commonly used joke for different groups of discrimination:

Q: How many blondies does it take to switch a light bulb?

A: 20, 1 holds the bulb in place as the other 19 grab the house and start to rotate it around (forgive me for probably using the wrong words).

An example of a good joke, IMO:

Q: How many microsoft employees does it take to switch a light bulb?

A: None. The day after tomorrow, an announcement will be made where darkness is made the new standard.

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This three legged dog limps into a bar and announces to the room, "Ah'm lookin' for the man who shot mah paw".

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This tough looking guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper leads strapped over his shoulder, and in a loud belligerant voice demands a drink. "OK, mister, OK", says the barman, "Just don't start nuthin'".

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How do you know when vegetable soup has finished cooking?
The wheelchairs float to the surface. :)