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Z-Layrex
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 3:30pm
My mother just took out my bed clothes, and the very bottom, white sheet, the one underneath the matresss, that you don't lie on, was infested with little black bug things!!!
Anyone know what they could be? I think they're there from me leaving the odd food wrapper down the side of my bed.

[ August 03, 2002, 15:31: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

Gormenghast
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 3:39pm
Haha when i started reading that i thought she found Magazines or something but bugs. Nasty little things they are aren't they?

Yeah food wrappers under your bed ain't too good either, i suggest you don't do that anymore, thats if you dont want you little friends to come back.

DragonRider SkyWard
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 6:46pm
Thats not so bad I guess. I have an infestion of spiders in my bassment. Just two nights ago I saw one about 2 inches long, legs included. And my brother wonders why...he's the one who leaves pop cans and pixi sticks.

Yerril
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 8:14pm
Practice sneak attacks on them. :bigeyes:

Sirdan
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 10:29pm
Haha when i started reading that i thought she found Magazines or something but bugsWhy I was thinking the same thing? :evil: :D

leaving the odd food wrapper down the side of my bed.That's for sure not a good idea :p

Sniper
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 10:34pm
Do what that pest guy out of arachnaphobiea does ... gets like a mulititude of insecticide (heavy duty) and go all out ape sh** on the bugs ... be good for dexterity and accuracy.

Mesmero
Sat, 3rd Aug '02, 10:43pm
I hate bugs. Especialy spiders. I just smack them with anything I can find. Just a few minutes ago, their was a big black spider on my desk, I had to smack it three times with a CD cover (there wasn't anything else I could grab so quickly) to get it dead. Well, I guess I better get the dead thing of the cd-cover, it is like really stuck to it. Just disgusting.

Aziraphale
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 12:55am
I have a population of slaters living somewhere in my room, the odd one occasionally ventures across my floor, it finds itself being picked up and promptly being thrown out the window.

I really should findout where in my room they come from, most likely if I lifted up my carpet I would find hundreds.

I hate killing bugs, oh so messy.

Fallen Paladin
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 12:58am
Bug's really creep me out....

SC
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 2:09am
The only thing I think of are bed bugs. And I hate spiders. Especially spiders.

Sniper
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 2:49am
I just wanna roast them all!
:cool:
But yeah, what are slaters?

Gormenghast
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 5:22pm
I hate frogs they are so slimy and they make the weirdest noise which frieks me out.

One day i had the water hose and i just threw it on the floor but i didnt realise there was a little green frog standing right in the spot. Suddendly i just heard sqeeeek or somewhat like that. The noise it made tottaly freaked me out.

Frogs and spiders are weird little things. :eek:

By the way what creeps everyone out? :eek:

Z-Layrex
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 7:22pm
Well the bugs are gone, and i won't be leaving anymore trash around my room, that's for sure. Did you know that most people swallow 10 spiders a year in their sleep!? They like the darkness of your mouth... I can't stand Spiders or wasps, and i can't stad those huge bumble bees either. Oh, and i hate those big blue-bottle flies too...AH!

Sniper
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 7:52pm
I'd advise you always carry your eco friendly can of insecticide ... kill bugs dead! :evil:

8people
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 8:39pm
Me love spiders...

You don't like them? I advise you not to come NEAR my house, a ten inch long house spider that lives in my bedroom, Fred beside the Bed :roll: Once I whistled and he came up to me

And also Mr. No-Legs he only has five and he lives behind the radiator in the bathroom, Big Red who lives by the cactus. Eddy, Mr.s Eddy and all the little spiders that live in the red box and there is also Flat Eric who got trapped under the CPU and never quite recovered

Aziraphale
Sun, 4th Aug '02, 11:56pm
Sniper, Slaters are otherwise known as woodlouse.
Small, black, segmented with an exo-skeleton.

Stefanina
Mon, 5th Aug '02, 5:48am
Heh, I've gotten so used to bugs I ignore most of them. Roaches are the only ones that really bother me. But where I live, you just learn to cope with bugs, they will find their way into your home, like it or not.

Xaelifer
Mon, 5th Aug '02, 5:57am
Oh my god.

Stefanina
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 3:58am
So Xaelifer, which post were you commenting on? That was a very brief reply. ;)

Morgoth
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 12:21pm
Actually every bed is a colony of a few million tics and other microscopic beasties.

Sleep well tonight, mwhuhahaha.

:coffee:

Gormenghast
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 12:49pm
Oh so very very true.
Well if you don't like bugs, i guess you'll need a lot of :coffee: :coffee: :coffee:

:aaa: :aaa: :aaa: :aaa:

the god
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 1:29pm
be glad it wasn't a cockroach infestation. a cousin's basement was once teeming with the little buggers, and when they were let out there were so many that they covered the entire floor, you couldn't even see the carpet.

american cockroaches are the only pests one of my ex-lecturers is afraid of (and he's a professor of pest management). :eek:

Lazy Bonzo
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 8:10pm
On the swalloing spiders thing - when i was running down a road one day a bee/wasp (don't know which) flew into my mouth and somehow i managed to close my teeth in time and it hit my front teeth and fell into my mouth, where i spat it out. I killed it with one blow of my teeth /me is proud of this, but not entirely sure why :S

Oblate
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 8:17pm
Seems as if a lot of "children of nature" are among you. What a luck you don't have to stay in the wilderness. :lol:

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Eilonwy
Tue, 6th Aug '02, 9:22pm
Hhaha!
Lucky me I ain't got any bugs in me bed or under it...
But I have got dustdragons!
Lovely creatures they are! All fluffy and grey!
:alien:
I use to name them, like Shandra, Ellie, Doffle, Puffy, Wanda and such. Too bad they always dissapear when mom cleans my room. :(

Psycho. the fanged rabbit
Fri, 9th Aug '02, 9:34am
Ha ha ha don't let the bed bugs bite ha ha ha.

Sick curtaiN
Fri, 9th Aug '02, 11:53am
As long as those guys don't show their hairy and segmented self in my presence, I guess we're okay. :evil:

Living in a dingy apartment with trash found in every corner makes you quite immune to the sight of bugs. I still can't stand the little criiters, but now I give them a head start to save their chitinous hide. :evil:

Morgoth
Fri, 9th Aug '02, 3:55pm
Thanks for the tip sicky I just piled up some trash in the corner of my room and hope buggaphobic (latin for "I´m afraid for anything that has more legs then our dog" )mum doesn´t see it.

:coffee:

Jack Funk
Fri, 9th Aug '02, 4:11pm
At least it wasn't crab lice. Or was it? :p

[ August 09, 2002, 18:18: Message edited by: Jack Funk ]

SlimShogun
Sat, 10th Aug '02, 10:30pm
Well, that's just nasty.