View Full Version : How drunk are you?


chevalier
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 11:02pm
http://www.imfanatic.com/drunksurvey.htm

69 proof for me.

I wonder if Sorvo can beat this... :D

Edit: the main page of the site, http://www.imfanatic.com/ , has links to four other ones that seem truly silly maybe except the drinks one.

[ July 07, 2003, 11:13: Message edited by: chevalier ]

Sorvo
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 11:52pm
134 proof! I didn't think it would be that high :lol: Almost all of those things happened at least once in my life :(

Loerand
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 11:55pm
I was 58, I guess it makes sense though. I'm young :D

Harkle
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 11:56pm
Well, I got 30. Lowest around? :p

chevalier
Tue, 1st Jul '03, 11:59pm
Forgive me Sorvo for I have sinned with pride. I have succumbed to conceit which led me to error of judgement :D :p

Iago
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 12:00am
40. But half of the questions made no sense, like the one with leaving the state for cheap alcohol, I'm no Swede who has to find alcohol refugium in Danemark.

But I am pissed, that I seemingly can't keep up the good old myth, that all celts are drunk too hell all of the time.

Benan
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:14am
136 Proof. Sorry Sorvo. Damn last weekend. So much of that happened then. Damn grads and weddings.

SoCo
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:46am
61% proof.

Rallymama
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 3:33am
14 proof, and most of that was based on my college days! :angel:

JSBB
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 3:54am
5 proof for me. Of course I have always been a non-drinker so that doesn't exactly come as a surprise.

Splunge
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:00am
32 proof, but a few months ago, this would have been a lot higher (realized I was drinking too much, so I cut way back.

Ahrontil
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:18am
I'm 69 proof. Not alot. Enough to get me kicked out of University, but hell, it was worth it. :)

@Yago
But I am pissed, that I seemingly can't keep up the good old myth, that all celts are drunk too hell all of the time. I wouldn't worry about it Yago, that's not a myth, it's a racial stereotype.

I'm sure your use of the word myth is probably just a language translation thing. Celtic myths are actually full of swords and sorcerery, with a bit of mead mixed in to add to the devilment. I have heard some strange people like reading about that sort of stuff. ;)

joacqin
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:24am
I was 66%, seems like that places me near the top. I have changed! I promise! :good:

Nobleman
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:49am
124
Considering I am drinking almost everyday, I did pretty fine.

And what is AB and Red stripe? Must be some non danish brand. And why does Canada have to make you more drunk When changing that name with Norway for europeans would do the same ;)

What are all those americanish bends to the test with songs and keg-something? Where is my plain old scandinavian drunk songs. and what the heck does bonged a beer mean? And why on earth does it make you less drunk if you are nice and cozy when drunk?

Oh and Captain Morgan is spelled wrong in the test :1eye:

Sorvo
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 5:14am
Red Stripe is Jamacian beer, kinda looks like the reverse of the "Diver Down" flag :)

Iago
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 5:19am
At Nobleman: Red Stripe, We've got it here (Heidiland) too.

At Bluin:

In this case I've meant "celtic stereotype". But "myth" has here the connotation (also the connotation next to stories about swords and dragons) "wrong story". He, he, I've meant a famous quote from a roman, describing the celts who live on the alpes as always drunk. :D

Benan
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 8:27am
124
Considering I am drinking almost everyday, I did pretty fine.

And what is AB and Red stripe? Must be some non danish brand. And why does Canada have to make you more drunk When changing that name with Norway for europeans would do the same [[Wink]]

What are all those americanish bends to the test with songs and keg-something? Where is my plain old scandinavian drunk songs. and what the heck does bonged a beer mean? And why on earth does it make you less drunk if you are nice and cozy when drunk?

Oh and Captain Morgan is spelled wrong in the test [[cyclops]] Canadians are bigger drunks because our Beer is 5% alcohol and American brewed Beer is 3.7%. Songs are international dude, and Keggers arejustkeg parties. A beer bong is a funnel that you chug beer from. A Highschool thing if you ask me.

Nice and cozy isn't really connected to being drunk. I'm a mellow drunk. Most people get ignorant when they are drunk\.

Baezlebub
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 12:38pm
Crissed as a picket

chevalier
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:11pm
What are all those americanish bends to the test with songs and keg-something? Where is my plain old scandinavian drunk songs. and what the heck does bonged a beer mean?Yea, where is the "are you Polish?" question? :D Or "does the name Czech Republic have a special meaning for you?" :lol:

Plus, no one asked about dancing-related ones...

or not remembering with whom one was playing the evening before :D

Canadians are bigger drunks because our Beer is 5% alcohol and American brewed Beer is 3.7%. Isn't 3,7% non-alcoholic? :shake:

Pac man
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:13pm
I'm not going to take a drunk to see how test i am, that doesn't make any sense. *HIC*

Nobleman
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 1:43pm
:hahaerr: Chevalier

@Benanthalin
most people I know don't get ignorant when drunk. And if they are *that* drunk, then they aren't violent. They are borderline sleeping

Iago
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 3:47pm
There are people who get really aggressive when being drunk. They are obviously people who tend to draw a lot of attention (sadly). But the biggest part of the people just loosen up.

Heineken is evil ! It gives me headaches in the morning ! Drink more Brazilian beer !

Don't they have glasses in Canada ? Or is it some old keg custom ?

Mathetais
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 4:39pm
looks like the reverse of the "Diver Down" flag Pausing for a moment to remember the glory days of Van Hallen ... then back to work!

Hey man, that suit is you. You'll get some leg tonight for sure, tell us how you do! Come on Dave give me a break. One break, coming up!

Faragon
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 10:12pm
38 I've had my fair share of boozing, but haven't gotten drunk since last august.

Ameorn
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 10:23pm
47, well it's as expected, not too high :p

8people
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 10:44pm
18 :xx:

hang on - I'm only 14/15, yet am higher than a couple of people... is that bad?

Iago
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 10:52pm
w8people, you are not allowed to drink! :nono:

Gothmog•
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 11:01pm
58 for me :)

I cant say whether that is good or bad. As long as i restrain myself a bit from drinking too much.

And there are too many questions that require of you to be a USA-living person. Or at least around there.

8people
Wed, 2nd Jul '03, 11:05pm
My Grandparents give me drink, my mother doesn't mind as long as I know when to stop. I am sensible, y'know :rolleyes: even if it is tempting sometimes to have one more. but then again - it's only like once every other month.

chevalier
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 12:55am
I agree with 8people here. If parents give you beer or wine to dinner you're not really into rampant boozing with friends when the time comes and you know when to stop. Not to mention that I was boozing at the age of 15... or wait, does 80% volume count as boozing? :D

Iago
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 3:57am
Well, in the day and age of Alcopops. :heh:

You never know. At least she's not allowed in a pub in the evening. But against drinking under parentel guidance, there is nothing to say.

Yeah, 900. :D

dmc
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 6:45am
11 proof, and, like Rally, based on college and the fact that I drink a Guinness once a month and my wife likes pale ale (it would be less without the more than one beer brand in the fridge question).

The interesting thing is that I don't mind the low rating at all. Is this a sign of maturity or dementia? :rolleyes:

Eze
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 11:49am
Where do you live Yago?

I got 44.

That's sick.

I am 13 only. Yippee.

Lazy Bonzo
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 8:42pm
I got 24. I only drink a lot at parties and even then I'm not one of the ones who are cuing up for headache tablets the next morning :heh: Punch is gooooooood! When it is 3 litres - 1 litre Vodka, 1 litre Archers, 1 litre Pineapple Juice, and some things floating in it that you just don't want to know about! Hehe!!

Iago
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 10:19pm
Switzerland. Drinking age ? Sixteen beer . Other stuff eighteen. Absinth is forbidden. Alcopops have an eighteen on it. And they'll get extra sin-taxes soon. Sidenote: That sweet stuff, like screwdriver, bacardi-breeze is getting more popular and more popular.

Julius Skull
Thu, 3rd Jul '03, 10:21pm
Don't they have glasses in Canada ? Or is it some old keg custom ? lots of glasses... but we don't wash 'em, so better drinkin' from the bottle.

Rotku
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 12:18pm
That's stupid. Have you ever woken up and realize you don't know where you are -- or who you are? That happens all the time. But I'm sure I've never been drunk before.
Well even with those stupid questions I got 12.

chevalier
Fri, 4th Jul '03, 2:37pm
Agreed, some people don't have to drink to be drunk.

Benan
Sat, 5th Jul '03, 7:45am
I've woken up a few times after a bender and not know were I was. I always know who I am, I'm King Rufus of Zeppelin I think.

Rotku
Sat, 5th Jul '03, 11:25am
some people don't have to drink to be drunk Is that aimed at me? or just a general statement?

Sorvo
Sat, 5th Jul '03, 9:36pm
Benanthalin, I don't know where you got your % figures, but your wrong. American beer averages around 5%. Lite beers are 4.5% and under and Ice beers start at 5.5%. Just getting the facts straight :)

Compulsive Dementia
Mon, 7th Jul '03, 6:58am
I don't get it- when I click on the link chev had, I get 0 proof, but when I go to the home page and take it, I'm 3 proof...I don't understand.
Since I'm 13 it makes since...the only reason I got that 3 was because my mom and dad listen to jimmy buffet. BTW, that's an awesome song! :D

I'm not drunk, I just have too much blood in my alchohol.

Rallymama
Mon, 7th Jul '03, 8:42am
The same thing happened to me. I think chev's link wasn't for the test, but for the results page - and since you hadn't taken the test yet, you get 0 proof.

chevalier
Mon, 7th Jul '03, 11:15am
Yes, listen to Rallymama and you'll grow up a wise boy ;) Hmm... I can't really remember getting that link but I have fixed it now :D

Psycho. the fanged rabbit
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 6:37am
I'm only 49 proof. I am not worthy.

Jesper898
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 11:30pm
Age: 15
Country: Denmark
Test result: 67% proof.

Cheers :D

chevalier
Mon, 14th Jul '03, 11:57pm
Oh guy... ekhm... when I was your age I was merely beginning to dabble with hard spirits :rolleyes:

Fallen Paladin
Tue, 15th Jul '03, 2:06pm
115 proof, I'm 15 BTW :evil:

chevalier
Tue, 15th Jul '03, 3:09pm
Now I see what's your nick from :D

Rolsuk Fryulee
Tue, 15th Jul '03, 9:15pm
You bunch of alcoholics! :nono: I'm 1 proof! :holy: I'm 15, and a responsible drinker. And because of that my parents don't mind my drinking. I've never been drunk (yet). You want to know what's sad? I won't be able to go into a bar until november of my second year in university! :eek: I'll be seventeen when I graduate high school! :bang:

Deathmage
Sat, 19th Jul '03, 3:00pm
0 proof. :D
And there's no problems involved with it either, I didn't tick any box.

chevalier
Sat, 19th Jul '03, 3:14pm
Not any box? And you're even proud of yourself... O tempora, o mores! ;)

Arabwel
Sat, 19th Jul '03, 7:59pm
71 proof :D

Harkle, you only scored that low because you did the test BEFORE I invented Rajakatse... :D

Heh, it nmight be higher if I were allowed to drink on a regular basis by these stupid people, but nooo....

Frostmage
Sat, 19th Jul '03, 9:34pm
72 proof.

And yes I am drunk right now. Been drinking for 2 days in a row now. :D

Harkle
Sat, 19th Jul '03, 9:36pm
Heh, I got 55. 25 points more in about three weeks. Good speed :D