http://www.bushorchimp.com/

Okay, that was funny ... but lets give Bush some credit.

President George W. Bush
Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard Business School. He served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air
>National Guard. He began his career in the oil and gas business in Midland in 1975, then worked in the energy industry until 1986. He was relected Governor on November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. In a historic re-election victory, he became the first Texas Governor
to be elected to consecutive four-year terms on November 3, 1998, winning 68.6 percent of the vote. In 1998 Governor Bush won 49 percent of
the Hispanic vote, 27 percent of the African-American vote, 27 percent of Democrats and 65 percent of women.

He won more Texas counties, 240 of 254, than any modern Republican other that Richard Nixon in 1972, and is the first Republican gubernatorial
candidate to win the heavily Hispanic and Democratic border counties of El Paso, Cameron and Hidalgo. I know he lacks the charisma of Slick Willy ... but he's not chump <or> chimp!

I liked Clinton....I want him reinstated :(

You liked Clinton?

No wonder you hate Bush.

Clinton did do some great things for America.

1) He proved that it is okay for the boss to get one free "grope" off female subordiantes.

2) <deleting content> ... ending rant as this is a Whatnots post and is supposed to be on the light side.

BTW ...I did see a funny picture of Bush looking through a pair of binoculars with the covers on them. I'm sure there is a logical explanation ... but it did make me cringe.

Where´s the hybrid? As smart as a chimpanzee, and as straightforward as Bush... American Dream.

http://www.columbiacentral.com/dubya/

http://www.speedygrl.com/bushquotes.html

http://slate.msn.com/id/76886/

See those, my babbling is worthless compared to his own words here. How he has got that master's degree is beyond me - he doesn't seem to be able to write an essay even.

He's a member of the Skull and Bones (http://www.theatlantic.com/issues/2000/05/robbins.htm). It didn't seem he was taken seriously then.

Well, we've all read how he got that degree, didn't we. When money talks, bull**** walks is the old Chinese saying. :shake:

Though in this case, "passes" could replace "walks". And no hard feelings to those who have voted for him. ;)

A parody on the Whitehouse

White :D House (http://www.whitehouse.org)

Any halfway decent politician is given an "honorary" degree by some college or another.

Although, there are a couple of licensed surgeons in our Federal Congress, who most assuriedly did not receive theirs by mail-order.

A while ago I got from a friend pictures with Bush, and next to him a champ.
Really funny!!!

I believe that a chimp oculd run a country way better than bush!

I eamn, lets work through the logic.

Bush, is a bit slow, and a bit war crazy. And he doesnt really seem to think things through all that well. He is also losing his hair.

A Chimp! Now were getting to intelligence, there are some chimps int he world which are extremly intelligent. They are way more active than Bush, and they dont suffer from hairloss!


Enough said. I believe the problem is now solved.

It's too bad that we can't let a chimp run a country.
Otherwhise I should try, to let the chimp run the country.