http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
What level did you get? I got 9.. I'm an evil bastard :evil:

Oh yeah! I'm on the third level of hell! Who wants to be in purgatory anyways? All the lively people are down here.

I reached the seventh level of hell :evil: I always told people I was going to hell, they just never believed me. Now we shall see who wields the cheese (ignore this last comment, if you derive any meaning from it then you are insane. If so then good luck).

Level 8! Rock on!

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. :evil: :evil: :evil:

I did this test awhile ago. IIRC correctly I got into the seventh level: The city of Dis, where heretics and blasphemers go. I also scored very high on all other levels so I am secure in my hellboundness. :evil:

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

:evil:

Well, I made it into Purgatory, and I guess that makes me one of the "lucky ones." Of course, I was wanting Paradise. I've done my time in hell, having to share the same planet with conservative republicans for some years now. But, I'm sure they feel the same about me.

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Hoo - hoo I'm going to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis (or, in modern terms, Las Vegas)

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low (no repenting for me)

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate

Level 2 Lustful Very High (err...but I control it well)

Level 3 Gluttonous High (must eat)

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High (Viva Las Vegas)

Level 7 Violent High (I actually disagree with this)

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Level 8 baby! Booya!

Gah, ONLY level 5?

Fifth Level of Hell

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The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

TOo bad. Wait a few years and I'll be a few lecvlels down. It's the market, yuou know... abyssal real estate is a real hit nowadays. :p

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

I scored high in Limbo and purgatory though. What can I say, I like spending time cooking and eating stuff in my kitchen.

Hey, we need to get His Holiness (Aka Chevalier) to take this! I am sure we'd all love to see the results... :D

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Check the other level I scored very high in:

Level 9 - Cocytus
This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

:evil:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Me got Level 5.

I'll see you in hell Morgoth. Sixth level for me.

If I'm going to Hell...At least I'm in good company! Cleopatra and Helen of Troy!

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

I did it again so I too would have something to post. It scares me that I seem to be as wicked as the little girls that frequent this board.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

Edit: Man,I just reread the other posts here and as far as I can see I am easily the worst sinner here. I did not think that. Well, I might as we revel in my wickedness. ;) :evil: :flaming

[ June 24, 2003, 14:58: Message edited by: joacqin ]

Not surprisingly, I'm joining the crew on Level 3:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

The combination of Gluttonous and Lustful makes sense, but how can I be both a Heretic AND a Virtuous Non-Believer?

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

So, who wants to come for sight-seeing with me? I bet Dis has many marvels.

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Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Low
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Heh, healthy and in Dis; isn't this hell? :p

I am on Level 3. Overall I scored

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Seems strange that I would score high on purgatory and moderate on level 1 - you would think that they would be mutually exclusive.

Eh? Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis? :jawdrop: :aaa:

But...but...I do not deserve such fate...I...I am a...a good person :good: .

Bah! I do not believe in god, anyway. Consequently, I do not believe that there is hell and paradise. :rolleyes:

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Yeah if Helen of Troy and Cleopatra is there too we will have a party... :evil:

City of Dis, where Heretics lie! I couldn't imagine a better place for me! :D
Here the whole result:
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I see a lot of people will be joining me in Vegas ... er Dis.

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.Let's just hope it comes true, heh...

Purgatory for me. I guess its appropriate considering the nick and all...

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Low
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven. :good: :holy: :good: :holy:

I was sure it would be gluttony for me. Maybe if I took the test on an empty stomach I'd get a more accurate result.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo! Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

I got Level 8 - The Malebolge :evil:

@Mathetais: too bad you don't believe in Purgatory ;) :D :p

Math are you SURE you added all your lustful thoughts??!?!?

Chev ... not too bad .. I go straight to the Big Show (heaven that is) ;)

Math are you SURE you added all your lustful thoughts??!?!? Actually, yes. I was brutally honest and was sure I'd be at least in the second level of Hell (with you). I guess the pro-God questions wighted heavily on my behalf.

Imgaine that ... despite all my lusts and other "oopsies", a life lived leaning towards God kept me from heaven. Someone should write a bood about that! (already did)

(Sorry for the blatant evangelism .. can't help myself sometimes)

AYIEE!!! I got the 8th level. Ah well! Who cares? It's not like Satan's gonna be there. GODDAMNIT! That sucks...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate ...Interesting...

I did this ages ago, I got very high purgatory and level nine. It was an interesting test, to say the least...

I just escaped Vegas, and got into Limbo. Seems about right - a virtuous non-believer. That's me. :D

Slith

So, every second week it's a trip to Hell, eh? ;)

Looks like the majoritory of sorcerer's will be living the life in Dis. It can't be such a bad place, it'll just need a bit of spit and polish. And after I take control...

i got to the 5th level of hell because i hate everyone :flaming:

I got to level 8 :eek: :eek:
I didn't know I was that bad, I'm always seeing myself as a "force of good"..

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Well, I'm also going to Sixth level - where heretics are thrown. :evil: This didn't surprise me (for clear reason).

Purgatory Repenting Believers | Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers | Low
Level 2 Lustful | High
Level 3 Gluttonous | Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious | Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy | Moderate
Level 6 The City of Dis Heretics | High
Level 7 Violent | High
Level 8 the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers | High
Level 9 Cocytus Treacherous | High