Ok, here is the situation:
You are playing your favorite game. You're in the middle of a furious battle, crucial moment in city government, etc (you cannot save the game at this point). Your wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, etc comes to the room, looking very sexy, and says, "Hey Hon, I'm in the mood, let's go to bed" or something to that affect. If you leave, you'll be leaving during a crucial moment and all your hard work to get to that point will be for nothing.
How do you handle the situation?

Well, aren't you glad that most games today have the "PAUSE" option.

given that situation, I hate to admit it, but I would ask my 'hon' to wait.
Does that mean I am more of a game addict than a sex addict?

Do the game and the wife at te same time!! :spin:

To hell with the game!

Finish the game of course.

never would I choose a game over a girlfriend... there is a reason that i am together with the girl and i don't want to lose that...

Pause, and sneak back later under false pretenses.

i have room under my computer desk for her to kneel down ;)

Plug-off the computer and plug-in the wife.
("Yes hon, let´s go rrright away! Roar!")

Really, are games more important than the real life...and pleasure?

I'm with Total on this one.

If I got there once, I can do it again. More than likely, while she's sleeping afterwards... ;)

ToTal, I've never heard wiser words.

My husband would NEVER invite me to abandon a game for sex without first peering over my shoulder to see if something exciting was in progress (as if he couldn't tell from my swearing and/or war whoops). If it was, he'd offer battle tactic suggestions instead of seduction. When his always-excellent advice had helped me win the day, well, there's a couch right next to our computers on which to celebrate!

Who's the guy who invented the "pause" option? I need to give him a hug.

[ December 26, 2002, 17:29: Message edited by: Sir Yerril of Morningmist ]

I know Vermillion would do the game. It's happened several hundred times before. Addict.

inre:
Mortensens post: make me laugh. Honesty rings true!

How many of the boys here,
eager to be with a woman,
will actually want the woman they have
once married?

Cheers to you all!
May you maintain the life force!
Keep that spirit and you will do well,
but don't be disheartened if your woman wants to finish what she started (i.e. the game).
Then again, there is always the option of doing two things at the same time! :idea: :grin:

I always mention that (doing both at the same time) when Mortensen actually makes it clear she's in the mood if I'm busy gaming. But it's rare she actually says so and when she does and I suggest it she gets annoyed. Besides, she's just as bad, trust me :)
And that don't be disheartened staement works both ways :p ;)

My only problem is that if I'm stuck in a game then I'm not at all in the mood because I'm frustrated. But if given the choice, then I'd use the all-powerful pause button.

Hmmm, sex while playing a game? Someone pinch me, I'm dreaming...

Sex while playing a game?

Hunny, if your man can't hook you up like that, then you need to educate him. And you can get it while you're driving too.

Anyways...

Which animal are you? (http://home.neo.rr.com/bugslair/sextest/comparison.htm)

Me == Horny Rabbit.

I'd easily be distracted from the game if that happened :D

game can wait, would probably die and have to reload anyway ;)

I'll just have you know ejsmith, that I had to physically restrain myself from making the obvious comment to your post. (You don't know what it is? You must not have a gutter mind then..) And I can personally attest that sex while driving is possible.

By the way, I'm a lion. :evil:

[ December 27, 2002, 05:08: Message edited by: dragonjewel13 ]

Surprise, surprise... I´m a lion. Is there an option for 'panther?' :D :p

"You know what you want and how to get it. You will hunt, find, pounce. Any person that meets your guidelines is now your prey."

Rrr...

[ December 27, 2002, 13:37: Message edited by: Virne ]

Astrology? That's just fine. I'm a lion as well. The simplest and one of the first descriptions I've ever heard is incidentally also the one most right: "A lion is an honest and loyal creature. Tender and caring, social yet independent. Yet is not the most difficult creature to anger. And when angered, can be one of the most dangerous there are."

I don't know if I'm dangerous, but I do go completely nuts the few times in several years that I become angered.

Back to topic. I've never yet had the displeasure of being forced to choose between either gaming or having sex with my girlfriend. But I'm quite sure I'm not that much of a geek that I would choose gaming over such a much more important thing.

For the test I´m an gazelle, Yay..

in real life astrologie i´m an ox, yay again :)

It's just your wife, now if it's a girlfriend on the other hand... :D

Hmm I am a gazelle, the describtion seemed scaringly feminine in my eyes. But what the heck! Gender barriers are falling down! ;)

There is no way I could pass up sex for a game ... its just a question of priorities.

Here's the question I thought of when I saw this topic .... "How is your favorite game like sex?" or something like that.

You could answer: I like sex like IWD2 ... where you get to design up to 6 people, and can enter Heart of Fury mode! :evil:

<or> I like sex like NWN, where it is single player with an optional hired henchman ;)

<or> I like sex like Planescape: Torment ... with more mental activity than phyical interaction.

Get it?

btw on the test... I'm a LION. Know what I want, and proudly pounce on my prey. *evilgrin*

[ December 27, 2002, 19:19: Message edited by: Mathetais ]

let's analysis the situation.

You are facing two choices, you go for one, you reject the other one. Considering the magnitude of disaster of rejecting one of them, i'll go for the sex. If it is not for now, it is for the future. What do you think will happen in the future if you reject your companion this time? For sure, a computer wouldn't be mad at me and not talk to me for ages.

hilarious test!

It said I am a horny rabbit
(most definitely true :grin: )

I think trying to play a game while my lover tried to distract me would be an incredible turn on...

Lol @ Mathetais!

<or> I like sex like BG1 where you start out inexperienced but can pick up and ditch *companions*, as you see fit, to gain experience.

Oh and on topic, ditch the game and let's get it on ;)

Im a Gazelle by that test thing.

wait your turn in line there girl! This lion is mine!

SO going by the test, what would happen if you got two lions together? I'm thinking something big would end up broken.

Or how about...I like sex like Black and White, where all obey my hand :evil:

when lions go at it, it goes on for hours.

I'm a cold dead fish. Somebody shoot me. Please?

I'm a lion, hmmm, hunting and pouncing, sounds like fun :lol: :hahaerr: ;)

cold dead fish!!!
Do they really have that as a possibilty?
You poor creature!

Damn it, I'm a playful kitten. I'll try to find my masculinity on the way out.

Gazelle...

Great let's start the playful kitten club. (god damn it! seems so damn to stupid to be a kitten in sex...) As for the main topic... Man, is this for real, of course I'd have sex! To hell with the game! "All right, honey, let's make these walls tremble!" hehehe

Game, what game? Let's go, honey!

I came up as a playful kitten on the test, but it's okay, I'm a girl. :p

Sure, I start this topic and I come up as a cold dead fish. Me? A cold dead fish? I can't understand it. I was always "with the ladies" in college. Man, I just can't believe it. I guess I'm just going to sit here and continue playing my game. :confused:

I'm definately all in favour of game and sex at the same time. So anyone suggested it to their lover since reading this topic? ;)

And yes I have, last night but she was too tired :( , nevermind, there's always tonight ;)

do you actually believe people here have lovers? I mean really, would they have time to post here???!

Just kidding :)

I think anyone who is not living with their lover should be excuse from this topic!
Obviously, when it is hard to come by there is no real choice.
But, we are in 'whatnots' so I shouldn't delve too deep I suppose....

Scarampella ... I live with my wife, is that the same thing?

For the record, I'm not allowed to play games at home (unless she and the baby are asleep) ... the the scenario will never happen.

I second the "I've got room under my desk" :D

Though realistically, I'd be away from the computer in less then a heartbeat.

playful kitten.. =)

muwhahaha, *rattles some handcuffs* :D

Hmmm, how does it skew the question to have both partners playing BG2 together?! I'll count myself lucky and leave the rest to your fertile imaginations.

BTW, I'm also a lion.

really depends on how hot she is doesn't it? otherwise, might as well stare at Aribeth or Imoen.

If you're staring at Imoen over your significant other, than you need to reevaluate your relationship, methinks. Besides, Viconia is sooooo much more attractive.

And what's up with all these kittens on here? I'm thinking that us lions are turning into a rare breed. Growl.

rally ... do you role play? your husband pretends to be Minsc and you're Edwina or Vic? ;)

As Minsc says "I think I need a bigger ...." lets just leave that alone ;) :good:

Interesting idea, Math! We've not yet had Ed or Vicci in our party yet, and Aerie is much too flighty for me, but maybe Jaheira...

Some of Minsc's lines have made it into our inside-joke vernacular, but not farther yet. Lilarcor could prove to be fertile ground - Hot buttah!

Well, Hell, Math. Of course you'd go for the sex. It only takes a couple of minutes anyway. :1eye:

Minutes???? Plural???

Wow ... that would really make my wife happy.

The handy dandy "pause" button would come into play. Besides, my b/f's near unconsciousness when we finish ;) so, hopping back on the game after a shower and raiding the fridge wouldn't be some sex faux pas.

BTW, I'm a gazelle. Chase me!

No brainer. Sex.
Playful Kitten. It was the burrito and the hand cuffs and the orgy. I know it. :p

It is only a game after all. You can just replay later. And i think i'd just get annoyed if a gf was trying to seduce me while i was trying to concentrate on a game. It's gotta be one OR the other, not both.

I got Lion. Guys have to be lions unless they like hookers. I barely ever see chicks making the first move with a guy.

I have, but I'm a gazelle anyway :shake: Playing on while my g/f tries to seduce me would be, in a word, interesting. However, with pause and reload in mind, I would most probably choose sex over gaming.

Guys have to be lions unless they like hookers. I barely ever see chicks making the first move with a guy. cause they don't want us to see that obvious truth :D

No Way!
You have never seen a gal put the moves on a guy??
You haven't seen me in action then! :jawdrop:

Math: I find it hard to believe at your age you have trouble lasting more than a minute...surely the mighty paladin has a sword built to last the battle?

[ January 06, 2003, 20:57: Message edited by: scarampella ]

I have made the observation that girls are sometimes remarkably consequent and determined when they are about to make first moves. As with the real lions, the females do the real hunting :shake:

I am woman hear me roar...
GRRRRrrrrrrr!

This topic seems to have degenerated into a discussion about sexual prowess ( Yes! I mean, um...) I think women are better at ah, 'hunting' guys when they want to be. At least, I am. I just think a lot of men just don't realize what's going on...

Math: I find it hard to believe at your age you have trouble lasting more than a minute...surely the mighty paladin has a sword built to last the battle?
Scarampella ... a gentleman never tells ;)

To use Sorcerer's Place jargon ... my greatsword is indeed sufficient for the battle. Indeed during most conflicts my adversary falls into a swoon well before the fatigue of battle begins to dull my metal. (I can't believe I just typed that!!!)

Mathetais, I would go into battle with you anyday...

(I *can* believe I just said that ;) )

Mathetais, I'm hoping your opponent has a crappy Armorclass, else you might break that mighty blade of yours.

*Sorry, and ouch* :D

And if they have high saves they might "Save vs Math's Charm" :p

Do you role dice before you move?
Also, maybe we need to come up with some 4th edition rules and add the stamina stat.
Can we multiplayer too? (ok, just realized how that sounded, wasn't directed at any particular individual. No, really it wasn't. :confused: Boy, I'm secure, aren't I?)
And I thought baseball analogies were bad. :eek:

[ January 07, 2003, 10:31: Message edited by: Elios ]

:D I have seen a woman do the first move. :D

And it feels damn nice, no?

[ January 07, 2003, 11:09: Message edited by: Virne ]

There was a girl trying to tricksss me into battle. Boy, was I lucky my savingthrows were high enough to reject. She was a Priest of the Highhoes. Not ugly at all, but I bet she has a big gaping wound due to earlier battles. I don't want to loose my Mace +2 in that one.

I wouldn't have a computer, if I had a girl. I'd prefer the favorite game: Sex.

:nono: Erm... MoN, shouldn't you be married before you play the game? :shame:

Faragon, don't try to backstab me. I'm immune to that and you'd probably find yourself disarmed. :D

[ January 07, 2003, 13:28: Message edited by: Master of Nuhn ]

Aw... bit it just screams backstab! :happy:

Must. Resist. Urge. To. Backstab.

*fails his saving throw*

Mace +2? Don't you mean curved dagger?!? :grin:

Edit: Wait a damn minute. In what context do you mean "backstab"? Sick bastard! :aaa: :shake:

[ January 07, 2003, 14:14: Message edited by: Faragon ]

Curved dagger? Oh you mean Kama, so I can still use my extra attack....

Ugh..

SHIELD OF THE TROJAN - This legendary item has been available to adventurers for many a year, but it is still one of the most-requested pieces of equipment in the marketplace. Many other shields have come and gone but this venerable tool remains a must have for anyone from the youngest squire to the most battle hardened veteran.

Class: Buckler
Abilities: When activated, provides an AC bonus of -10 vs. blunt weapons and improves saving throw against disease by 10. Item can hold 12, 24, or 48 charges, depending on how much gold the possessor wants to invest.
Penalties: Full activation takes one round. Shield must stored properly or charges will disappear over time. Can be destroyed by a successful attack with a piercing weapon.
Not Usable by:

Master of Nuhn, very funny. Nice pickup on the backstab.
Rallymama, classic.

Yeah.

All the D&D'ers in here, making sexual innuendos with Dungeons and Dragons material:

+15 Bonus Points. "A" for the semester.

Seriously, very creative.

I'll never be able to think of backstabbing the same way again...
curved dagger... ROTFL

I guess no one uses a staff?

hate to be a disgrace to the obsessive gamers creed, but i cannot deny the callings of my teenage loins, so i must with a heavy heart say that game bedamed, a shag wins every time

Maybe I should re-think my position in the old BG-2 dispute "backstabbing with a staff" :hmm:

Backstabbing?! Where's Ezellohar when you need her!

I am here. BTW, I didn't backstab you. LOL.

Eze

How long until the slash story of Faragon and MoN appears now? ;)

And I still believe both at the same time is the way to go ;)

@Vermillion - Hence my call for Eze! ;)

Gee, would Viagra be based on a Potion of Regeneration or a Flesh to Stone spell?

Any fighters use a short sword? Remember its not the size of your sword, but how you swing it to attack your adversaries.

Yeah, whenever I have to compete over a girl, I slap my adversaries in the face with my sturdy blade!

:hmm:

Wait... :doh:

[ January 07, 2003, 23:44: Message edited by: Faragon ]

Well not that bad if you adversaries are other girls!

anyone here prefer a two handed sword? ;)

Rallymama you are crackin' me up! I would bet its a flesh to stone potion :D

That means that some women have an innate Medusa look. If you fail your save, you immediately are *petrified* if you make direct eye contact.

Ragusa ... can you backstad with a staff ... I don't think you want to go there ... ever (unless she's into that and has signed a liability waiver).

.....

Sorcerer's Condom ... the Stuff of Legends, right Boo!?!

uhm .... Math, don't let all the slashpeople here confuse you :heh: they have a terminology of their own - who sais that backstabbing means *back*stabbing :eek: and ... uh ... need a break :mommy: :coffee:

Call upon barkskin if she likes it rough. :shake:

Intentioner, you owe me a computerscreen. Mine now has soda all over it :)

Bigby's fondling hand too?
Mordenkainens dislocations for those tricky positions?
Tensers testosterone overload? ;)

Just some of the many spell's that they don't tell you these wizards wrote for the spellbook of love ;) :book:

Fara: If i could afford my own decent monitor, then i'd no doubt buy you a replacement. However, i can't, so i won't. :D

But be carefull you dont accidentally cast Otiuke's res sphere. Then you'd have to resort to some rather energetic Frottage to get any kind of pleasure, barkskin or no barkskin!!

My next mage will always have enlarge, grease and bull's strength memorised. :D

Please ladies! Don't tell me you like dual-wielding... You can't handle 2 weapons and probably you'll hurt yourself bad.

Depends.

Any game vs sex with Brittney (or whatever her name is) -> I go for a game
Any monstrous looking not dare to call a human being vs NWN -> I go for a sex

Have I described it enough?

Oh, btw, the test returned Lion for me... I'm unsure what does that mean. Lions are most lazy creatures in the world. Generally, not when it comes to sex, of course. ;)

Silence could come in useful if there's too much noise and there's complaints from the neighbours, or the friends downstairs why they're staying for the night.
Blindness might help either the night before or morning after too ofcourse ;) .
Silence could be caused by other means :p and could cause blindness if the aim off. Better get working on that Dex score eh? ;)

Good to see that the pathetic posting of sexual topics by adults for teenagers continues at SP.

Class joint around here.

Thats why you love SP though Shralp, the class ;) . Besides, it's nothing they know already, and on par with a Carry On Film.

Hey, I gave the warning on the subject heading (mature audiences only please). Well, now that I think about it, putting that just probably entices them more to read this post. :doh:
By the way, for all those "lions" out there, technically you don't use a sword, you would be using a mace. (anyone not understanding let me know and I will PM the explanation)!!!

Ahhhh - our holy lady of love, Sune, would be soooo proud of us all!

I'm confident there's no better way to attract kiddies than to write "mature audience only" :shake:
Mature, mature, MATURE ??! HEY, I'm using the internet already!

adults???
Where? I don't see any! ;)

Over here, I found a responsable adult to keep us in line!

/me calls for the mods, who do a damn good job btw ;)

Hey, just coz i'm an adult doesn't mean i'm not immature and still get a kick out of dodgy innuendo. As i read in another topic, old enough to know better, but young enough not to care.

I am woman hear me roar... GRRRRrrrrrrr! Hey, Scarampella; I have had some hard time imagining this "roaring" of yours: how does a rabbit "roar?" :lol: Perhaps you meant "squawk?"

I am a woman, hear me squawk... Squeeewk! Just imagine what that 'squawking' might be in "horny rabbits" case... :shake:

[ January 09, 2003, 14:08: Message edited by: Virne ]

Enough you bozos, this is turning into another Random Babbling thread.

You all saw Blackthorne...He had a gun
[Did I not just say enough? - BTA]

[ January 09, 2003, 18:13: Message edited by: Blackthorne TA ]

Yes BTA, but it's a *fun* random babble...

Maybe we need a new topic: innuendo (no backstabbing allowed :D )

Virne: my inner rabbit answered the quiz!
On the outside I am truly a lioness :)

And so now have a closed topic...