View Full Version : Oh ya, the pick up!
Tue, 6th Feb '01, 10:02pm
I have heard some lame ones. I don't think they really work.
I kept getting the feeling I was missing something. Then I found you.
Can you tie a cherry with your tongue?
Redheads are my favorite.
Your dancing is akin to a fine scotch sliding down the back of my throat. It is smooth from beginning to end.
My favorite one was when this guy approached me at the a club on an air force base. He was talking to me, telling me how I had a great body and all. He actually followed me into the girls bathroom where he proceeded to act like he was Tom Cruise. You know, the whole right here on the counter seen from Top Gun. It was actually pretty much word for word from the movie! I never laughed so hard in my life.
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Tue, 6th Feb '01, 10:13pm
"You remind me of my mother."
"You're not fat; just big-boned."
"Your beauty is so much more subtle than all these other women."
"I like that you don't feel you have to dress up when you go out."
Tue, 6th Feb '01, 10:19pm
Ouch! Those are pretty bad guys.
Once I jokingly told a guy I was saving myself for marriage. He took my hand, looked me right in the eye, and asked - "You wouldn't buy a car without test driving it, would you?" :rolleyes:
Tue, 6th Feb '01, 10:37pm
*shudder* never used a pick up line and never will. sorry, i dont have any to contribute, cuz i dont know any.
Tue, 6th Feb '01, 10:58pm
"Do you have a quarter because I want to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing"
"Your clothes would look good on my floor"
Tue, 6th Feb '01, 11:41pm
"Nice rack; are they real?"
"It's so refreshing to find a woman who's not overly concerned about her weight."
"You've got something on your... Oh! It's a nose ring..."
Wed, 7th Feb '01, 12:35am
Your so beautiful it almost pains me to look at you.
How would like to find out what it is like to be with a real man.
Is that change in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
This could be your lucky day.
The Wise, The Grey
Wed, 7th Feb '01, 4:37am
"Sorry about your face, *****!"
Gets 'em every time!
Understand, this is a joke. :p
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Wed, 7th Feb '01, 12:50pm
I've always just walked up and said hello, or if I happen to hear a part of the conversation the woman is having, I'll try to think up something funny as an opening...That's always worked for me.
I've heard the one about the angel/quarter...That's cheesy, but I've actually seen it work.
Worst line ever: Someone I know picked up his wife in a bar by using: "Didn't I see you on the cover of Seventeen Magazine?"
I can't believe that worked! Oh well, you never know.
Wed, 7th Feb '01, 6:07pm
If I said you had a beautifull body would you hold it against me ?
Just ask the girl to dance, if she wants a drink or just blooming well talk to her for gods sake. Forget the chat up lines they're all corny.
Wed, 7th Feb '01, 6:52pm
Sounds Like BTA gets all the women ;)
I just love this anit-pick-up line:
You approach a beautiful women sitting at the bar and ask her if she would like to dance. She looks at you in disgust and with an upturned nose says , "Not on your life!"
You then reply with, "Oh, I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants." :)
"Must be jelly, cause jam sure don't jiggle like that!"
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Wed, 7th Feb '01, 8:08pm
Fergus-- actually I like that one. Yes corny, but I also like the song.
Fri, 9th Feb '01, 9:28pm
Heh guys I picked up ;)
The worst pick up line I ever had was when me and my mate Joe were out one night. He didn't like the music and we were a bit drunk so we started to jokingly imitate the other people onm the dance floor. Next thing we know a couple of girls come up to us and say 'You're really good dancers'. We couldn't help but laugh.
Last time I was at on an army base I was chatted up by a soldier too. She stripped me on the dance floor before we went back to her barracks.
Far too much to drink that night !!!!
Sat, 10th Feb '01, 1:02pm
Ew, pick up lines! So gross! Either you're physically attracted to each other, and you don't need words to express that, or you're not, and then a couple of smooth words really aren't going to change that.
Oh well, I've always known I'm too naieve ;)
Sat, 10th Feb '01, 1:08pm
try going for a walk with chosen person and 'accidently' keep falling in the mud so that you have to hold that someone's hand to keep your balance...hehe, surprisingly this actually worked...very well indeed ;)
Sat, 10th Feb '01, 8:06pm
I pretended I was afraid to ride a rollercoaster at a state fair. He of course had to hold onto my hand so I wouldn't be so scared.
Huh, he still laughes about that to this day.
Espeacially now that he got me on the newest and scaryest rollercoaster at Cedar Point.
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Sun, 11th Feb '01, 12:12am
LOL! The deceipt of women is appalling, isn't it? :D
Sun, 11th Feb '01, 2:20am
But it definitely keeps life interesting... ;)
The Fat Egg
Sun, 11th Feb '01, 7:08am
sorry, like wingfoot, i don't use pick-up lines, nor do i know any.
Sun, 11th Feb '01, 11:56am
By Iove, that's all fake ?? So that request for a massage was just one of your phoney little tricks ? And I thought it was.. eh.. um.. never mind ;)
Geesh, I'm so naive! But I guess you're right Sir Bel, that keeps life interesting :D
Mon, 12th Feb '01, 10:16am
I'm with Lord Bane here. I never pick up women. At leats stopped at the age of 17. When I meet a woman, I can tell almost for sure whether it will work out or not. You just have to be natural.
Mon, 12th Feb '01, 1:14pm
Oh my Lord Bane! That was no trick! Of course I would never be less than honest in any dealings with you. Please, forgive me for implying otherwise... ;)
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Mon, 12th Feb '01, 5:04pm
Hum, ok then, I guess I can believe you this time ;)
Geesh, pretty Ladies just have to smile at me and I'd even believe it if they said that the Sun spins around Earth.. so naive :D
Wed, 14th Feb '01, 8:16pm
But Sun does spin around Earth, Lord Bane :)
Wed, 14th Feb '01, 9:00pm
Aye, fair Lady, that is no secret to me anymore :)
Fri, 4th May '01, 11:52pm
Chat up lines? What? I've always relied on being myself. Unfortunately that meant staying at home watching TV and so I never got anywhere. :D A cautionary note - fellow Caledonians will remember the sexual health advert in which the guy tries loads of chatups and ends up resorting to honesty - "Uh, Sarah, I really fancy you so, uh, how about it, eh?"
Sat, 5th May '01, 12:14am
"Hey there, ya hot sexy mama! How about I take ya home & make ya my #1 main squeeze?"
(Well, it didn't work for Johnny Bravo, either...)
Sat, 5th May '01, 1:05am
He told her on their first date:
"You are so epochal, you need research!"
And married her.
This is a true story!
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Sat, 5th May '01, 6:11am
I just overheard part of a conversation, came over, and added my comment. The conversation continued between us and the others that were in it drifted off leaving just the two of us.
Simple, Easy, Honest.
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Thu, 24th May '01, 1:49pm
"Oh, would that I could be the dagger that rests inside that sheath"
"I wish that I where one of those tears, that I might be born in the beauty of your eyes, travel the gracefull slope of your cheek, and die upon your sweet lips"
(only really funny if you get what "to die" means...icky pun)
One of my favorites was when I was walking off the field after fighting in a tourney and a girl walked up to me and said "wow I can see myself in your pants" if she had been over 18 and under 250 it would have been better :)
The only one I ever use myself is looking at my boots for awhile and then saying "you're really pretty" and then running away.
My friends keep saying it might work better if I cut out that running part
Thu, 24th May '01, 2:22pm
i bit my tongue can you kiss it better
Thu, 24th May '01, 4:09pm
I once happend to accidently be at a party, where all the girls were like four or five years younger than me. (I was nineteen at the moment, so it was a quite big difference at the time!)
As I found out about the difference in age, I loudly pronounced to my friend, that all these girls were WAY to young for me. Of course, all the girls in the room heard that.
I have never recieved that much attention in a single evening before!
Thu, 24th May '01, 7:48pm
Being a married man, I never tried this one:
I take my dog Basil (a beagle) for walks in the park and he is very friendly with strangers. All I need to do is single out a nice looking woman and approach her. Most people like dogs, so I would explain to her that beagles were originally bred to hunt foxes and it looks like he just found one.
Boy does that sound cheesy - It might just work ;)
Fri, 8th Jun '01, 4:00pm
I like every muscle in you, especially mine.
It is very promising, isn't it? :D
Fri, 8th Jun '01, 10:12pm
"Hi, I like you! How old is your dog?"
- My friends girlfriend
Sat, 9th Jun '01, 12:37am
I get the redhead one alot myself.. and the old and boring,,, "Hey, Whats your sign"
Sat, 9th Jun '01, 5:23am
kit, the correct response to that is...
Tue, 17th Jul '01, 11:23pm
Now this is really sad but I developed some horrible line just to see if it would work.
Went up to some smei-cute girl and just did the total honesty thing (this was about 2 years ago):
"Hi, my name's Mike. I live with my parents, have no job, no money, little ambition, no physical ability, but I think I'm an okay guy."
Dated her for about two monthes before she found out I wasn't lying and dumped me. :)
Wed, 18th Jul '01, 6:01am
Egad, his thread is a cesspool!
Well its not new or original, but I haven't seen, "Hey! You got you got fries with that shake?" yet.
I was actually in the presence of a friend of mine, when he successfully used this line (mods please don't chastize/ban me for this!): "Hey, you wanna get some pizza and f@#k? What? You don't like pizza?!"
Moron meets bimbo... ug.
Wed, 18th Jul '01, 10:07am
I had a friend made a succesfull pickup on a party at his house.
He said to a girl. "Have you seen my room?"
It worked and he is still smug for it.
Wed, 18th Jul '01, 12:23pm
I have always found the 'Nice shoes... lets f*ck!!!' to be quite effective. :D :D :D
Wed, 18th Jul '01, 2:03pm
Alex, what if the shoes are hideous? Do you really have the self-control to lie about that without blushing? :D
Wed, 18th Jul '01, 6:17pm
If it will lead to the latter of course I do!!! :D ;) :cool: :) :D
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Thu, 19th Jul '01, 12:39am
What if she's not wearing any shoes? Will she appreciate your sense of irony???