Praise the almighty Taluntain

*gets on knee's and starts bowing*

*Chants* Tal Tal Tal Tal Tal


Taluntain, your boards are the best place on the web i log on at least 3 times a day.

Finnally a place to put my thoughts *sigh*

your the greatest Tal!

Hail to the community!

Ugh! I think even Taluntain would find this topic nauseating.

Quite flattering, but really, a thank you note would have been sufficient.

/me writes a thank you note :p ;)

We just had a Thank You Tal-Topic.... but if I can increase my amount of posts so easily I will say Thanks again (however I do not kneel before humans and I have enough mercy with you all that I won't chant either)

seriously though tal, i love this place

yeah this place is my favourite website:D

thanks Tal :wave:

I also like this place, and I like the people here even more.

What is this?

/me starts worshipping................

Ok, wanna hear what/who I worshipped?
Number of my posts, of course! Now it is plus one...*sigh*

:rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::mad::flaming::flaming:

Yes, Tal is coo! we all know it. I don't understand that there is someone who doesn't understand it so must make a thread like this...
And this thread doesn't seem so coo! to me.

Onward to next spamming thread...

lol extremest

heh what a great place to crash!
hey mr old wizard dude! id like to pay my respects to you and id like to pray for less hate messages thank you!

What the...

"Inappropiate Synonym" has more posts than I do? This cannot be. SPAM!SPAM!

Thanks Tal,
I shall forevermore look up to you as a brother.

Heil Tal, Heil Tal. All Hail the Great Tal,
The Red Rider

i aint so sure guy it said like 22 for me and 23 for you last i looked (which will change as i post this) and secondly meh it shouldnt be a competition . yes i didnt say anything provocative this one reply (be proud)

Give to Cesar that which belongs to Cesar and to God, that which pertains to God.
(Or something to that effect).
I will neither worship nor chant the name of a webmaster. He has my thanks though, for giving me a place to spam/post daily. :D

Urga Ooga Urga Ooga Urga Ooga....
*starts raining*
oops wrong chant

lol look's like rain


good job inappropriate synonym

Extremist, do you have a bad hairday? :)

I was just kidding about the posts, we already had a Thanks Tal Topic and I suppose that is enough, you don't have to worship him ;)

We are worshipping a universit student from slovenia because he just happens to be decent at HTMl? Oh and he is stricter than every other board master?

What the hell!

Worshipping......

This whole praising thing has been taken far enough I think....:hmm:

And what about the other admins/mods don't they deserve a pad on the back once in a while too?


That said, All hail to the Sorcerer's Place team

Yes they undoubtably do it is just Tal is the one who originally started the boards. so...

/bows to Tal
/bows to each or the oter admins in turn
/bows to Tal once again

Please stop your infernal fawning!

Get a spine! He knows we dig the place.

Sheesh.

Remember: Smileys make it better. :1eye:

(pukes) so much priase for what every idiot here could do if they werent so lazy makes me sick

:mad: :flaming: :mad:

You really are dumb aren't you Inappropriate Sunonym? If you actually believe that any old joker could make a site of this calibre if they weren't lazy, then you are sorely mistaken.

First: Tal is only 19. He is a student too. The fact that he has enough time to tun this place is amazing, considering he could be doing much better things with his time, and for this place to be as succefyl as it is, you need a lot more than occasionally logging in to see what's going on.

Second: He pays for the site out of his own pocket, and the minimal amount he gets from the amazon links.

Third: He puts up with idiots like you, who don't even appreciate the amount of effort that goes into a site like this.

If you don't think there is anything to be grateful for, then you are a fool. :mad:

[This message has been edited by Wildfire (edited November 02, 2001).]

I dont like to bow down to humans much so dont think that i'm going to now! But I will say a thank you Tal. I am very greatful that their is a place to learn the ways of earth. Thankyou Tal.

Heh I hadn't realised this was a religous community.

Anyways, thanks are in order of course.

i'm glad other's share my opinion


hail to anyone who contributes to SP

i so sorry you take me so seriously but its jus a slight exageration of a smaller point. i fully understand the implications of making a site. im not stupid just an idiot. remember? yah so tal when you gonna close up this thread? dont you get tired of hearing all this? dont tell me to shut up you closed my thread before i even had a chance to reply to it.

1. Why would Tal close this thread?

2. My dear, if Tal is not already sick from your poking in each post you make - I am. Will you please stop mentioning him in all your posts!
In some posts, ok, but now this really became annoying.


[EDIT]
Capstone, ROTFL! But no change, Harmonium is faction in PT not state of mind or something.

[This message has been edited by Extremist (edited November 03, 2001).]

Darien's the only moderator I'll bow to... and that doesn't exactly constitute worship so don't get excited -- dear. ;)

Extremist, you should change the title of your avatar. I don't even read it as "Harmonium disguised" anymore.

No, to me it reads "Harmonium disgusted."

I can thank Tal but I refuse to worship. This whole idea of a worship center is kind of weird. Saying thanks is enough. Besides I just think you are sucking up, Dark Xan.

[This message has been edited by Archer14 (edited November 03, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Archer14 (edited November 03, 2001).]

If you guys need to invade another site: Try Terrapins, Gatheringofthevibes.com. Its my normal place to hang, and since they are hippeee type pholk, we accept all of gods pholk. (Easy women and men)

(No i do not make money this way, I am usualy a male crack whore.)

Dark xan:
ever since tal told you off for posting about how homophobic you are, you have been posting in just about every post how great tal is.. we all know what he's like! dammit! so can you please stop sucking up.. it makes the rest of us look bad....:D

sorry if it appeared that way i am not sucking up i was just showing tal how much i like his site and i made it as a joke i dont really praise tal although i do thank him


and i didnt think about the "Lets give tal a big thanks" post when i made this

Don't worry. Being thankfull from the heart is always appreciated here. Go in peace.

thank you headbanger that was kind of you

Me? join this centre of worship? You must be on the brink of insanity! Since when did i become one with the ground kissers? the feet massagers? the people who bend over? Never! I shall stand erect and in turn take all these gifts from you and pass them onto Tal mysef on your behalf! Bwahahahahaha!!! :evil: :evil:

So Taluntain, i present a message from the general populace: thankyou but alas i never worship anyone ... but you have my gratitude :D

Capstone, never forget Samurai Wisdom #12978:

If you bow to Darien, always remember to maintain eye contact or she'll take advantage of the opportunity to rip out your spleen by way of your neck.

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Is this the internet version of brainwashing? If Tal told you to bark, you would, right? If Tal told you to fetch his paper, you should. If you truly worship him... :p So the bottom line is that, Tal is raising an army of fanatic followers. To what purpose we can only guess :mommy:

I don't think Darien ever gets confused enough to consider me the weaker vessel, Shralp. ;)

Hmm, Nobleman, maybe Taluntain IS raising an army to rid the world of all its twinkies while Jaheira and Imoen are trying to uncover the plot by sleeping with babes and hunks.

:)You all know where I got this from:)

EDIT: Hahaha Masher, I used to love that game, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!

[This message has been edited by RythmicBarbarian (edited November 07, 2001).]

All your base are belong to Tal?

"For great justice, take off every zig!"

Nah... I like Tal but I don't want him as the new ruler of the world.... :) Maybe, after the Taleban is fallen, we can make him the new leader of Afghanistan? :rolleyes:

lol yeah or the next president of the US or leader of wherever he lives

You mean wherever SHE lives.

We Americans all got together (in the secret enclave where we decide how to subjugate the world to our will under the guise of humanitarian aid) and determined that our next president will be a woman previously forced to live under the Taliban. True, we'll have to waive that "native-born citizen" rule, but it'll be worth it.

Shralp, does that mean that you expect Taliban invasion on USA? Good...

Better than alien invasion I guess... :p :p

How about both Taliban and aliens attack at the same time? Ah, a potential sequel to ID4.

Tal is a she.....awsome i rarly see women into d&d and such

Dark Xan: No, HE is a guy from Slovenia (a small country in Eastern-Europe). Oh, and Tal? Thanks for all the work you are doing for us people.

Taluntain? a woman? Now when i come to think about it, i do recall noticing Taluntain was lacking a very masculine buldge in the southern regions and having 2 bumps in the torso area ... my suspicions are true!

Maybe he used that Girlde of Gender Change from BG1 :)

This is New York after the Afghanistan Invasion: http://burn.biol.rug.nl/Osama/pictures/nyc2006.jpg

That can't be true Headbanger, Where are all the boatrefugees? Taliban would take ALL of it for themselves and still let the afghan people suffer in poverty outside the city.

There's a new criteria for determining when one topic has gone totally off... Look for Bin Laden humour. Closing!