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[ December 12, 2003, 23:47: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

Almost? Damn. Well maybe we'll have better luck next time.

If only it had happened to his daughter Kelly, instead. What a shame.

Waste of a perfectly good near-death accident, really.

I'd always just assumed he had died a long time ago, and is now one of the living dead.

Goddamit. Now the tour is probably going to be delayed. For the third time. I bet he'll die before he gets to Finland. :mad:

Maybe he will die IN Finland. Make sure you get your cam with you somehow.

Bummer about that. If he DID cark it, what the hell would we watch to bust a gut laughing? Also, someone would have to locate the next example of what drug addiction results in. He's definitely one of the craziest guys ever to be seen on TV.

No no no he's not crazy. He just has no empathy and can't see changes to his enviroment.

Crazy? No. Pathetic? Yes.

Ozzy, s cool, don't mess with him. If he'd died, it would have been a tragedy...

Yeah, like the world losing a severe case of the rash...
If he died you could feel the world's average IQ increase by about 3...

Ozzy should live!
The longer he lives, the longer he can be an example of what a life of drugs and alcohol can do to a human being and prevent others from becoming like him...

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[ December 15, 2003, 11:16: Message edited by: Baldrak ]

Ozzy Osbourne almost dies! I wonder if he knows... :lol:

Bleh...watching him attempt to paste together a 5-word sentence is amusing, sure, but I hardly see this as a laughable incident. Personally, I still enjoy a lot of his music. ;)

Indeed. Its not like he's a bad guy ... Well, if it was someone that was really nasty, then I'd go and shout out all these vulgarities as a form of celebration or something but no, its not particularly funny