...That Charlies Angels isn't lesbian porn. I can fully relate to that cute little quote now. Man that movie is smouh-kiing. You know there was some guy employed to the cast just to make sure their asses looked good in every scene. Thats borderline you know what. I just have to have that one on DVD :good:

Anything else that is too bad in life? :1eye:

That I have a lousy cpu. It really sucks.

That I cannot live in my fantasy world, it would be great. Ahhh, the middle-age :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I second that. But I would like to live in the Realms actually. Hate this time and misses the monsters.

Plus, borthels is allowed there.

Sleeping, SoCo can never fall asleep anymore. :(

I do not, nor will I ever, own a harem.

That I am not omnipotent nor omniscient (all powerfull, and all knowing). Because if I were I would create my own world similar to the Realms and watch over it like it were one big CRPG; but instead of being a "spiritual" being, I would live with "my people" as an imortal being so I can easily change things I don't like. :good: :rolling:

That all nice foods are bad for you, and all vile ones are good for you. :(

That women are a different race. :(

Anything else that is too bad in life?Yes, certain specific confluence of certain coincidental occurences.

That you can't upgrade wives they way you do computers. (joking sweetie *ducks*)

That coffee isn't a vitamin.

That sleep isn't an optional excessory (and please don't post your sleep patterns ;) )

It's too bad Charlize Theron, Jennifer Connolly & Marisa Tomei don't know I exist...

That men don't realize that all their women/wife jokes work just as well in reverse! ;)

It's too bad Charlize Theron, Jennifer Connolly & Marisa Tomei don't know I exist... You mean they don't keep tabs of their own restraining orders?

That men don't realize that all their women/wife jokes work just as well in reverse! Yep! She says them live, I keep them here ;) :lol:

[EDIT: It just dawned on me ... you can upgrade wives like a computer, I just can't afford it ... either financially or morally]

Mathetais, but you can't reinstall the system at will, turn it off completely, mute the sound...

@Mat - LOL (restraining orders). That was hilarious.

It's too bad that more women aren't "curious".

That I am not an omnipotent being. Grr, that sucks.

That pop culture is popular

That Douglas Adams is no longer with us

That Nickelodeon replaced Ren and Stimpy with Sponge Bob Square Pants

That I have noting better to do at work than reply to this thread

...my cousin might die...

That we're going to poland for 10 days, will be boring as hell :mad:

BTW, I hope everything will turn out well, Danj.

That I am institutionalized and not an omnipotent being.

Hmm... one of thiose can be corrected.... Where's that Book of Ultimate Evil?

...That my summer vacation will soon end, and that I spend most of it in-doors. A pity, that.

...That students are, generally speaking, poor.

...That there are all kinds of lamers out there -both in RL and VL.

...That I simply CANNOT get up before 12.00 AM without feeling tired and miserable and that the life isn't worth it and I just should go back to bed. :sleep:

That I'm only living in a fantasy world as far as my imagination goes.

Whew.

Not having enough money. That sucks

That there is too much variety of food out there, I'll never get thinner.
That females always think we are only after their bodies (well yes but there could be friendship. No?)
That we can never be truly honest unless we are lying benid a curtain of invisibility.
That I will never hear, see, smell, love every beautiful thing on this earth (1% max.)

...that good things always happen together, never one after the other.
... that bad things behave the same way.

That I'm not an avariel, or even an elf.
I want my wings dammit!
And that I don't live in the realms.

That I don't really live in Chirofen. hmm, it would be cool, dragons flying overhead, creatures of dream and nightmares running wild and people you would never meet in the real world. It would just be so nice :love:

Disabilites are bad as well. :cry:

So is meeting someone on the net you'd really like to meet and never being able to, really need to get a passport... and a new mother...