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Nobleman
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 7:40pm
A wise book once told me that the answers to everything is 42. Yesterday I asked myself how many reasons I had to come back to Sorcerer's Place for one more season. The answer that popped to my head was a desturbingly.. "21". For a Long time I wondered why I could only find half of the reasons. But I just couldn't find anymore. I programmed my computer, but it couldn't find any either. Here I have listed my 21 reasons to stay or come back to Sorcerer's place even though its slightly addictive and ruins your life.
Please help me to find the other half

1: Admit it! the average age of sorcerers place members, makes Queen Elizabeth throw a slumberParty. Much experience is dwelling here. Too much to be avoided.

2: sparetime! I have approximately 2 hours of sparetime per day. so why not spend both hours here.

3: what the heck! why not spend another hour at sorcerers place and cut it of the sleep.

4: There are so many poor souls to help. Those skipping school, lunch and girls to fight every evil critter in the BG-world. When we help them. They'll keep on playing and we get the girls...... IMHO

5: I must have had a mindblank not putting this as number one: Hang out in the whatsnot section just to get an excuse to work out a bad mouse hand.

6: To write a comment in the Whatsnot section every 2 hours, when things get to boring.

7: Complain about the firewall that prevents me from entering Chatmode.

8: continue to complain about the firewall that prevents me from entering chatmode, even though someone solves the mystery.

9: Tell Everyone how good looking danish girls are.

10: tell everyone how good looking swedish gils are

11: tell everyone how good looking girls are in general.

12: make a point that a romance can happen in the real world... With a good looking girl >nod..nod< >wink..wink<

13: To improve my writing abilities.

14: to have some fun discussions

15: To have some dumb discussions.

16: To make a fuzz about everything unfair in the world and outside it. just because someone listens.

17: To debate with fellow starwars fans.

18: To complain about the fact that Arcanum doesn't come out in denmark untill uhmmm noone really knows.

19: To promote the F/M/T being the best choice of player, if people ever bother playing the BG-series again.

20: To relieve Slappy from finding as many links as he does. He must suffer from stress and high blood pressure.

21: to say hello to all the good pallies, all around the world, who join this small community, resting easy and relieved of time in a fantasy world far far away from everydays hard work and problems. a community know by many and feared by a lot as Sorcerer's place.

And now I run out of reasons. Be my guest to add on to the list. Just to hang out and all. There must be 42 reasons.

By the way. Nice to be back. And my headline makes You wonder doesn't it? just to catch Your eye. heh heh :p

Sir Belisarius
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 8:01pm
22. To have Kitiara greet you in the chat room with a **Smooch** ;)

Shadow_Goddess
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 8:09pm
23. To chill out with everyone in the world...from hawaii to china.

24. To hang around 24/7 and stuff the living out of you just to get free time before school starts.

25. To flirt with all the guys. :D

26. To watch fights in Minstrel's Medallion.

27. To have a good time swearing like hell when you get disconnected from the internet.

28. To remember that this topic is unusually close to my "When I'm bored" topic. ;)

Lokken
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 8:49pm
By the lords, you're BACK!!!! :) :)
welcome back

29. To chase Tal on the number 1 spot in the chatroom list! :p

Avooch Dar
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 9:30pm
30: This site lets you forget all you worries while you type away about something that does not make much sense.

31: Gives you the info for all the great rpg games without you having to be ripped off by buying a walkthrough guide or even wasting time and disk space downloading one.

32: By going on this site you realise you are NOT the weirdest freak on the face of the Earth.

Welcome back Nobleman!!!!!!!!!!!
i have missed your slapstick wit and gaming genius immensley and have been greatly anticipating your return. :D :D

ps. Sorry about the long words i am just in a good mood!

Llandon
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 9:49pm
33. Great place to kill the last 30 min's of the work day.

Big B
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 9:55pm
34. Studies show that anyone who regularly visits Sorcerer's Place can add an extra three years to their average life expectancy.

Slappy
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 10:19pm
Welcome back Nobleman ;) It is a good day for those who rely on the linkmen as I've been busy with other things so haven't been posting as much recently. :)

Lokken
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 10:26pm
34. Studies show that anyone who regularly visits Sorcerer's Place can add an extra three years to their average life expectancy.

I think this extra time will add up for the time we spend here! :D :D :D

Nobleman
Thu, 23rd Aug '01, 10:59pm
I am Unusually sorry "Shadow-goddess" that I used the concept created by Your mastermind. I found the proper link You mention :)
It was harder than it should be since I didn't know that You are known as Shadow-Goddess A.K.A. Shadow-thief.

"I am out of it for a while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur"

(sorry. Very improper and totally misplaced Starwars Quote :p)
http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000935.html

BTW. Nice work guys and gals. Moving up towards the magic 42.

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Llandon
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 12:26am
35. It a great way to tie up your phone line when your EX-girlfriend is trying to call you.

lol

Extremist
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 12:45am
WB Nobleman! ;) :)

Nobleman
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 1:08am
Happy happy. And clapping my my clumsy retarded hands in an akward robotic way. So happy that I dont notice the excessive slobber coming from my mouth.

Cool to see You too ;) :)

BTW. another number
36. just to please and entertain with funny links.

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Big B
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 3:55am
37. As well as the joy of sliding in Star Wars quotes and references as much as possible.

Good one Nobleman.
Impressive....Most impressive :D

Mathetais
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 1:53pm
38. So that you can come up with every concievable misspelling of www.sorsereres.net (http://www.sorsereres.net) errr sorcerereres.net grrrrrr sorcerers.ent etc. while typing as fast as possible so that I can visit my friends, injest some quality spam, and share some words of wisdom! :)

BogiTheWaverer
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 2:02pm
39. To enjoy the possibility to join a fanclub for almost every female around.

Shadow_Goddess
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 2:29pm
Bogi! There has only been 2 individual fanclubs for the girls...plus 1 for the entire colony of us girls!

Edit: If I did want a fan club, Big B, first of all, half the ppl here think I'm an annoying 11 year old b*tch.

[This message has been edited by Shadow_Goddess (edited August 24, 2001).]

Big B
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 4:58pm
Translation: She wants a fan club too ;)

BogiTheWaverer
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 5:54pm
Thanks for the translation, but it wasn't necessary. It was not to miss. :D

And for our Shadow_baby i have an age-adapted :p

Shadow_Goddess
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 7:26pm
Age-adapted? Hm...and Bogi, 'baby' is one of the very few words that ppl call me.

Edit: LOL! It's ok, Bogi! I'm not an attention wanter!

[This message has been edited by Shadow_Goddess (edited August 24, 2001).]

BogiTheWaverer
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 10:27pm
o.k., you want it... you got it *g* then it's:
40. The right place to badger *young* lasses.

Shadow_Goddess
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 11:38pm
41. To go on the chat and not get kicked out when you type in 'horny', or any form of swear words, unlike MSN chats do.

Lokken
Fri, 24th Aug '01, 11:44pm
42. To have a great laugh when Taluntain turns on the sarcasm!!! :p :p

Nobleman
Sat, 25th Aug '01, 1:29am
42! That about raps it folks. Thread closed and Again a proof that the answer to everything is in fact 42.

Greetings to all those who supported the obvious numbers of questions.

Llandon
Sat, 25th Aug '01, 5:01am
Don't Close this post!

Welecome back Nobleman, eventhough I'm new to this board and have never met you.

Lets keep it going! I bet there are WAY more than 42 reasons to be here!

Avooch Dar
Sat, 25th Aug '01, 10:59am
43: Blue is my favourite colour!!!!!!!!!

Nobleman
Sat, 25th Aug '01, 12:09pm
Arrrrrrgh. Cough. cough. Its only because its You, Sir Dargorn, my friend, That passes beyond 42 that I accept. What the heck!
Why am I so officious about 42? an explanation follows here:

The book "the Hitchhickers guide to the galaxy" Tells of a supercomputer that can calculate the vector projectory of all molecules or atoms in the universe in a millionth of a millionth of a second. The Computer is set to find the answer to everything. The meaning of life and all. It thinks for a few million years and comes up with an answer. the answer is 42. In Dispair a new supercomputer is build to calculate the proper question to the answer 42. The computer is the planet we live on. Earth. Unfortunately "The Vorgons" wants to build an intergalactic highway right through Earth. 5 minutes before The Project Earth is done computing, the Vorgons blow it up. And the plot for a hilarious book is set.
My memóry is a bit rusty (or senile) even though I could be the greatgreat Grandchild of the average aged member of Sorcerer's Place. But so could the pope.

But what the heck lets keep on rambling :)

44: to ramble a lot to a forgiving and understanding crowd.

EDITED HERE: Sadly enough Mathetais link doesn't work :D

[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited August 25, 2001).]

Shadow_Goddess
Sat, 25th Aug '01, 5:28pm
Damn, now I need to read "The Hitchhigher's Guide Through the Galaxy". Geez, I've all these books to read but I never seem to find them! (Why can't my dad and brother put all the books in the right places?!)

45. Sharing with everone happy news that some ppl don't care about in reality(or here as a matter of fact).