Hello there. First of all, thanks for being the greatest forum on the entire surface of this planet; you all know this site rocks like no other. :D

Now, down to business:

After being one loyal fan to AD&D for several years I searched throughout the known an unknwon for a decent site about this great RPG system; until I found Sorcerers... But my surprise was overwhelming :bigeyes: when I also found the perfect woman in its depths.

Let me explain it better in this terms:

Mix Sahdow goddess, Methylviolet, Oblate, Damona, Sprite and Stefanina... and you get... the perfect female :D . This being fallen from heavens has everything a man has ever wanted; the smarts, the wits, the charisma, the wisdom and the splendid beauty... AHH! a dream turned flesh :) .

Too bad most of us have to realize it after losing that kind of angel before we notice she is amongst us. :wail:

P.S.:

Really girls, you are the best as yourselves. ;)

So... you are lookin up me missus Shadow Goddess? Oi! hands off :D She's with me :p

After consulting my fellow people in the chatroom, I have decided three things to say:
1. Sorry, I'm taken. ;)
2. Why am I there anyways? :D
3. It must be my wit. :shake:

I'm flattered.

AHEM! you forgot my Eilonwy!

What about the oldies but goldies? Kitiara, Tiamat and Arwen? Not to mention funky Arabwel. All pleasant ladies that add spice to our community.

IMPO the perfect woman goes like this:
1. 120cm tall
2. having a flat head
3. having tiny little hands
4. acting like a kid

Lemme explain:
120cm height will match yours while you are sitting... having a flat head is good place where you can put your whiskey ;) having tiny little hands - everything she grabs looks BIG (think about the size of your err..) and the child's behavior - she puts everything in her mouth ;) :0

P.S. You may call me a JINGO, but i'm not.

Wow, I'm flatterd....
Have I really been posting that much on the board that I'm a person of note... :lol: I am still pretty new overall.

[ August 16, 2002, 04:07: Message edited by: Stefanina ]

Reminds me of an online chippendales smoothtalker someone ordered over the net. Perhaps Tal, just to keep his female audience pleased. :shake:

Yes, I have ordered a chippendales smoothtalker recently... :1eye:

Now there's a man with taste ;)

Thanks for appreciating us, Shadowhunter.

What about ME? And, more importantly, SHRALP? :bigeyes:

[ August 16, 2002, 11:32: Message edited by: Sir Yerril of Morningmist ]

Yeah! Listen to Yerril!

He's knows HAWT when he sees it.

I wouldn't go around calling Kitiara, Arwen and Tiamat "oldies but goldies" if you value your man-hood. All of the above are armed with sharp weapon and quick tempers.

On the "perfect woman" note...I'd have to agree. Mix the above mentioned (and the un-mentioned women ... you know who you are and I love you) and you get a woman with;

- a quick wit
- a perfect knowledge of the 3E D&D Rules
- all the D&D Source Books, Novels and Games
- who spends all her time playing or chatting about the above
- and all you get is to look at the back of her heads and caress the keyboard while she types away.

;) :lol:

The perfect woman is my wife!!!! :D

The ladies here are quite wonderful. It is nice to get a female perspective on games and life.

/me Bows to the ladies.

Keraptisdm ... was your wife looking over your shoulder when you posted that??? :spin:

j/k :good:

I feel sooo.....HURT!
I am sooo..... LEFT OUT!
*giant sob*
:sosad:
okay, I understand. I have nothing to come with.
*sniff*
I'll just go and *SOB* hang myself!
WAHHHH!
:wail:
/me falls down on the floor but then crawls up with the help of a chair
:(
Noone will ever see me again!
Nor will anyone find my secret cabin northeast of that big red tree just past the elvencamp and the silver river that leads to that big cave where I use to hide when I am sad, and I don't, I MEAN IT, don't want anyone to follow me!
*REAL BIG SOB* :cry:
/me runs away into the woods

[ August 16, 2002, 19:43: Message edited by: Eilonwy ]

Look what you went and did now Don Juan Shadowhunter.... :shake:

Poor Eilonwy. (*psst!* Eilonwy you were actually mentioned by someone, whom you should pay more credit to, than Mr. Smoothtalker himself. :1eye: )

[ August 16, 2002, 19:46: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

Well my fellow Sorcerers (specially you my not so noble Nobleman :D ); if you can't withstand the pain to look at the last two paragraphs :eek: , I'll explain that in there exists the realization that EACH AND EVERY Sorceress is worth ot noting and praising, even if I don't know you I still love you for what you have acomplished my dears... BEING THE REASON TO LIVE FOR ALL OF US UNWORTHY MALES... And adding the life to AD&D

So, making it short: if you are a girl, and inhabit Sorcerers feel my two last lines as sincerely yours :) .

P.S.:

A BIG SORRY for all the outstanding ladies that felt offended :wail: :cry: .

Just teasing, sorry mate :D

PS. Look at the smiley in the left corner of my previous post. Thats a "goofying kidding smiley" ;)

[ August 16, 2002, 22:38: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

I feel like hanging myself, you blokes just don't appreciate me! :( :eek:

probaly coz we never knew you where female SIR !!!

I'm not, I'm just foolin' wiv yaz. :bigeyes:

You're good at messing with people, Sir Yerrill :bigeyes:

Aww...look at poor Eilonwy!
She's gonna hang herself! Quick! Do something!

*police gets to crime scene*

Police One: Too late.
Police Two: Yeah. Doughnuts anyone?

:)

Mathetais: I knew I couldn't slip that one in without you noticing. :) And my wife was NOT looking over my shoulder at the time! :D

I don't understand. I'd rather *not* be in the spotlight than be in the center of attention. It reminds me of... spoiled rotten little brats who have nothing better to do than whine.

Well, so long as that perfect woman doesn't end up with Damona's arse, we'll be ok.

I mean, the size of that thing! It has its own weather system.

As Z said about Eil, i will now HAVE to say about my Tiamat`, never has there been a more perfect woman, incase she dont know my new Board thingy, its meeeee mark...

She is a Greek Godess!!!

Shralp, is it really all about ass size for you?

You need to look at the deeper qualities in a woman. Things like how nicely her hair is parted, or the size and placement of her ears. That's all that really matters, right? ;)

Shadow Goddess:

You know you beong in the REAL spotlight; there in the center of our hearts. :love:

SHRALP:

SHAME ON YOU! YOU MUST NEVER TREAT A LADY LIKE THAT! :mad: :nono: (Unless of course you're still in love with her and she dumped you breaking your aching heart shredding your pride :p )

Damona:

Don't worry, we all know you're a beautiful woman. ARE, not LOOK LIKE. AUTHENTIC, NOT FAKE. ;)

MacStroud:

Read my second post.

P.S.:

And by the way: we belong together Shadow Goddess, you know that ;) ; we both are born from shades. Light can kill us, but NOTHING will ever tear us apart, we are as one my Dark Maiden. :love:

Sorry Sniper, you must fight for the best if you're really for it (By the way, you won't survive and you know it :D )

Shadowhunter, you pervert. Get away from me.

Shadowhuntr, S_Goddess is in the REAL light ... my light! ;)

[Sniper you pervert, get away from her! ;) - BTA]

[ August 21, 2002, 20:07: Message edited by: Blackthorne TA ]

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :evil:

SNIPER SHE'S MINE MIIIIIIIIIINNEE :evil:

:borg: :grin:

I thought I'd never see the day guys would fight over me. Shadowhunter, you come close to me and you'll be sorry you were ever born. And if this argument continues, I want this topic closed.

BTA, you're hilarious!

Erm.... Shadowhunter either you are pretty damn desperate, or you have a reason for this? So cut the crap please, and tell us why you are being...so...icky!
I mean, this is rediculous! Get a life boy! Can't I even check out the boards with my fellow girl-friends without being harrassed by men?

[ August 21, 2002, 22:37: Message edited by: Gopher ]

Gopher:

I'm just kidding :p (Really although I study Egineering, I've always wanted to be a poet (Or a pet? Is there a difference?... :confused: )

Shadow Goddess:

Alas I'm asleep, the mightiest beast in the Goddess has finally fell victim to a succesful "one Sniper shot" *SOB* :sosad: .

The Shadowhunter has finally been put to rest forever in the gloomy Vale of Shadows (reminds me of something, not sure :confused: ) in a deep crypt (though I'm most likely been called creep you know ;) ) to purge his attempt to defile the Goddess... Long live the Dark Assassin, long live the Shadowhunter :cry: .

/The mighty battle beast turns asounder in disgrace to face imprisionment eternally as another victim to a phantom that likes to strike from afar.

Be happy. IAM DEFEATED :cry: :sosad: .

You can always PM Wildfire and me if it is any comfort :1eye:

Write some poetry in the Creative surge. Just to get your romantic spirit out.

NOT SO NOBLE Nombleman:

You wouldn't be called a comfort by any human standard.

I think you could be called a pain in the (insert your body part here) . :p

P.S.:

Leave my heart alone... least I'll pave Hell with your ashes :flaming: ... and in much more than one process. :evil:

You, my friend, are to say the least, an oddity, and at the most, disturbing the peace. It is very rare for a person to enjoy someone practically forcing themselves on said person, very rare. And in cases where it is, both people recieve help.
You say you want to be a poet( or pet, doesnt matter), well, it requires creativity not force, and a helluva lot more than "pretty" words.

*Gopher agrees.
I mean, this isn't the way to get girls man. :p
I'm not much of a poet, but I think these are pretty good; CLick my little 'Homepage' button up top to see my site, where I load my diminuitive poems.
(Oh, and sorry fer having a go at you, I was in a mightily bad mood yesterday, ;) )

Huh? I leave for a couple of days, and this thread goes way downhill... too bad.

Poor Stefanina, I'm sure this thread will get back to normal once the perverts stop posting.

Cade:

Me thinks (WOW I CAN DO IT... AWESOME :cool: ) that if you want something done, you must do it with passion, otherwise shoot yourself.

If it weren't for words, What should become of humans? Words are what makes us understandable to others and desireable to another. In the end humans are words (though in my case is the opposite... Now you understand why I choose to be quiet for a year :sosad: ).

Besides I REALLY HATE ROLE-MODELS, YOU MUST BE YOURSELF! (I'm open to suggestions, however) :alien: .

Stefanina:

We missed you... Specially me... Where were you my muse :cry: ? You know; a muse is every woman, specially the ones that accept you; not the ones that try to rip the flesh from your corpse... Bur I think that's the way you get to know someone (me hopes :( ).

Rastor:

If it wasn't for us perverts (I prefer to call myself something else)... life would be dreadfuly boring. Besides... I think (I LIVE! FLESH AND BONE AND BRAIN! I AM ALIVE!) life would be just a misery without passion, without love, without a muse... You would be like a custom-made Ferrari... but with no keys or fuel, a dead thingie a beauty with no use, such as a woman with no brains.

pretentious, are we?

I'm not a woman, so I don't know, but I'd guess that most of them prefer not being refered to as a group... saying that every woman is "a muse" doesn't really make anyone feel special, there are quite a few women on this planet after all. :rolleyes:

:roll: :spin: met her, fell in love,
kissed her all night,
meet her again asap :roll: :spin:

Y'know, I found this smiley VERY scary and sinister in this topic.

:bigeyes:

But the replies are hilarious. LOL.

okay...
I didn't hang myself. As you might see...
And yah, I know that I have a great guy hangin after me...
Sweet Z.
;) :p
Maybe I'll just hang myself-
AH!
I can hang my friend instead!!!!
:evil:
Muahahaw...
Thank you all!

BTA! Me a pervert? You should see the stuff she says to me!! :D

Shadow Hunter, firstly, I think if you really want to attract a girls attention, you ought to reflect upon yourself more positively and not use such ... negative images to display your train of thought. Just a friendly tip thats all ;)

How else did you think that i got with S_Goddess? :D

Excuse me...I'm a girl! Am I not pretty or at least worthy or being an angel?

Idoru:

I'm not pretentious, I personally think all of the women have beauty in them.

[EDIT] Besides, I have no woman to make her feel special; specially if my reputation has hit 2 amongst them *SNIFF* :cry: . [EDIT]

Sniper:

You shot me to death in a "one Sniper shot"

( :yot: but I have to tell you when I was a young lad -I remember Cleopatra not being such a beauty, she was OK, but nothing special :D - I shot various small sized objects -mainly bottles and cans- up to 40 yards without scope :cool: )

Can I at least Rest In Peace my dearest assassin? :p As for the negative image; well, a shot in your forehead and several days of decay don't do much for your looks I have to tell you. Ah well! I'll have to look to date Bodhi or Tanova in this case.

Teensabre:

In my second post I recall saying GIRLS ARE SUCH A BEAUTY LIKE TEMSELVES, I mean it and I support the idea even if means getting me banned (TAL... PLEASE!... PLEAAASEE!!!... :eek: -TAL sends assassins to get my hide-).

Women are the driving force of life; the spark that ignites our desire to breathe and make something good for ourselves, without them it's only worth dying.

[ August 26, 2002, 22:02: Message edited by: Shadowhunter ]

Oh please!
:rolleyes:

The Day Teensabre becomes an Angel is the day bush passes an intelligence test and sends Iraq a bunch of flowers

j/k

Teeny is nice - just a bit ducky

Not that I can talk, of course :roll: