Gather around my lovely disciples: Worlock will share a bit of his potty poetry magic.

Take this lesson home with you and sit a spell or two.

_______ (*ahem.....clears his throat....)

tinkling sounds before the flushing
be deaf to hear my fluids gushing
i would the mess be all self-shushing
or that i were in here floss and brushing
but here i am the clatter making
hoping passing people faking
a shame to know this thing i'm taking
oh, what a lousy throne for a king
hurry, rushing, the water's chaste
hushing the sounds of my human waste


__________________ (*sigh*)

-Worlock

Hmm... I'm glad this message board isn't getting any posts that would actually have anything to do with the games or the site. I mean, what would people think! :D
Actually, some comments would be welcome. Don't be afraid to post in the other fields because they're still empty either. Everything has to begin somewhere. And imagine, YOU, yes berk, YOU could be the first one to do it. You'd make history, nothing less. Imagine... :cool:

hehe... I know isn't that a dream come true :)

hehe.... snuffles and kicks aside.

You're interupting my class.

____(*ahem*)

I apologize to the most devout of you. Your silence is appreciated.

Let us return to our studies, shall we?

____(takes his position)

ignorance is bliss
so, now that i know you
i suffer


____(*sigh*)


-Worlock

Hehehe...

The only notable piece of poetry (that i wrote) that i can remember is:

Watch closely
As the moose nears the road
And is hit by a lorry

______(settles back into his seat...
thinking, pondering the depths of the poor moose's death. Macabre, juvenile...)
______(he speaks..I love it!!!! :) )

Hehehe

:)

you make me sick

Cool :)

How about a little more variety?

Such as live flowers or lady bugs, or the Capitol Building?

But, once I was punished in English Class for writing a poem about a cat in a blender. And a steamroller. I was in second grade and didn't quite grasp the concept of self discipline. That's that Mrs. Perry said anyway.

I like bowl poems!!!!!!!!
oh and SOUTHPARK RULES!!!!!!