View Full Version : the geography of a woman


vonGriffin
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 7:44pm
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well
developed and open to trade especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed
and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging
but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war
- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is
now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows
where it is, but no one wants to go there.

[ August 19, 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: vonGriffin ]

vonGriffin
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 7:53pm
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.

Z-Layrex
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 7:58pm
Uh vongriffin i don't think you're allowed to post twice in a row. Damn funny though :lol:

Abyssal Knight
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 8:01pm
Didn't Tal eliminate double posting?

Z-Layrex
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 8:02pm
I thought so too, ah well i'm sure a mod will see it soon.

Kitrax
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 9:12pm
Thats the funniest thing I'v seen all week!!! Thats also the best use of a double post I've seen! :rolling:

Taluntain
Mon, 19th Aug '02, 11:06pm
I'm not really sure how he managed to pull that off... But it's there now, so it's too late. It should only allow double posting if the previous post was over 1000 words... or was that characters... Hmm... I'll need to raise the limit, it's obviously characters. This was only meant to be possible for RC and CS.

[ August 19, 2002, 23:16: Message edited by: Taluntain ]

Earl Grey
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 12:32am
Quite funny! I haven't seen the male reference before. :)

Both female and male references are unfortunately incomplete, which is strange. What about females younger than 18 and males younger than 15 or older than 70? Those need to be added to make it complete.

Lady Loulex
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 1:05pm
What the hell are you on about!

SC
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 4:00pm
*grumble* SOME people here are under 18/15...

Funny as hell though.

Z-Layrex
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 4:02pm
I have to agree with SG. GIVE US AN UNDER 15 JOKE NOW!!! :mad: ;) :p

[ August 20, 2002, 16:03: Message edited by: Z-Layrex ]

Mathetais
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 4:30pm
Women under 18 are like Canada.

Lots of undeveloped country, slowly developing, and protected by a BIG BROTHER (the USA) well equiped to kick the collective butts of anyone who would dare intrude!

:good:

Z-Layrex
Tue, 20th Aug '02, 4:32pm
Hahaha :lol: :evil: