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Sir Belisarius
Fri, 24th May '02, 4:28pm
If you could be any type of character in the Star Wars Universe(Jedi, Sith, Imperial, Rebel Alliance, Smuggler, Gangster, Bounty Hunter, etc...), what would you be?

Here's my order o' preference:

1) Smuggler - I've been feeling roguish and scruffy looking lately!

2) Jedi - I like the lightsabers and the robes

3) Admiral or Tie Wing Commander in the Imperial Navy.

4)Bounty Hunter - Have blaster, will travel.

Christopher_Lee
Fri, 24th May '02, 4:48pm
This is a wicked topic! A bearable Star Wars one at last. Good work Sir Bel...

I will get back to it later when I can be bothered to think - just though I would congratulate you! :)

Extremist
Fri, 24th May '02, 4:58pm
Bounty Hunter/Slaver/Clone :evil:

Headbanger
Fri, 24th May '02, 5:38pm
When I lived in the Starwars World.... I would still be a Spammer :)

joacqin
Fri, 24th May '02, 6:09pm
A dark lord of the Sith, or a grand moff. Possible a star destroyer commander. Something powerful and something evil :evil:

Vukodlak
Fri, 24th May '02, 6:37pm
A cloner of course! No stupid limitations on science!!!

Uytuun
Fri, 24th May '02, 6:46pm
noooooo, not another Star wars topic...haven't seen any Star Wars movies, but I guess I'd like to be a bounty hunter

Errol
Fri, 24th May '02, 8:38pm
A Food-Testing Droid....all...that...food:borg:

Sir Dargorn
Fri, 24th May '02, 8:48pm
Jedi, Dual weilding half length golden Sabres. hmmmmmm nice.

Z-Layrex
Fri, 24th May '02, 8:51pm
bounty hunter probably.

Faerus Stoneslammer
Fri, 24th May '02, 9:27pm
Definitely a Jedi, but I would be a member of the Rebel Alliance and a pilot to boot. :holy:

Slappy
Fri, 24th May '02, 10:20pm
An astromech droid like R2. It's something about the shiny dome.

Lazy Bonzo
Fri, 24th May '02, 10:42pm
Hmm tricky. I think i'd be a part time smuggler (make money :money: ), part time bounty hunter (eliminate the competitors and make money :money: ), and i think a nice double-ended lightsaber on my days off when i will go chasing people around pretending to be Darth Maul and demanding protection money from everybody. After having the money i'll still kill them hehe (have fun being an untrustworthy b*stard, eliminate everybody, and make money :money: )

Sir Belisarius
Fri, 24th May '02, 10:50pm
That sound more like a lawyer than a smuggler/bounty hunter/Sith
:grin: :spin: :roll:

Serena Lynx
Sat, 25th May '02, 12:04am
I'd be a droid :borg:
They save the good guys butts- the true heroes!

Mathetais
Sat, 25th May '02, 12:09am
I'm tempted to say Jedi as #1 ... but someone told me about a vow of Chasity or something????? That's not for me. My wife would kill me.

Taking that away ... it would be

#1 Jedi - If I can't be a knight in shining armor, I'll settle for being a knight in comfy robes. Also, I'd love to stand on my head while lifting a few BMW's ;)

#2 Bounty Hunter - Bobba Fett was my hero (again, the armor thing ;) ), and I kind of like the idea of being a cosmic vigillanti

#3 X-Wing Wing Commander - My favorite phrase while driving fast in heavy traffic is "Red Five I'm going in!"

#4 A.T.A.T. Walker - Imagine being that big!!!!

#5 an Ewok - just joking ;) but I do know all the words to their song! jaya, esop e go enowa, jay esope go now singing o e ah . jo jo!

Wildfire
Sat, 25th May '02, 12:17am
Hmm.. got to be either a starfighter (preferably an X-wing - I dislike the whole no shields feature of the majority of Imperial craft) pilot (Wedge is my hero ;) :D) or a Smuggler. Something involving starships anyway :).



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Baldak Oakfist
Sat, 25th May '02, 12:23am
I think that I would be a bar tender in a space port.

Sniper
Sat, 25th May '02, 1:35am
I'd be the hero person that flys some bad ass x-wing/ b-wing, kills loadsa baddies, gets some beautiful babe for a girlfriend and weilds a red light saber (i'd have nicked it off some sith lord) ... i'd also wear a black trench coat :)

Shadow_Goddess
Sat, 25th May '02, 1:42am
Hehe, trench coat?! I don't think they call it that in SW... Anyways, I'd love to be a Senator :evil:

Thorin
Sat, 25th May '02, 3:11am
I would love to be a jedi/bounty hunter. Nothing better than hunting down people and chopping them up into little peices with a light saber. Not to mind that fact the I could mind trck all the police so i never get caught.. mwhahahaha

Frog
Sat, 25th May '02, 3:54am
1)Jedi (I can finally play mind tricks on people)

2)Bounty Hunter (Snap off kill bolts and look good doing it)

3)Taun Taun (Ride me!)

AMaster
Sat, 25th May '02, 10:21am
TIE interceptor pilot. have lasers, will strafe. nothing like indiscriminantly vaporizing every merchant who looks at you crosseyed :)

total
Sat, 25th May '02, 4:31pm
Admiral in the Imperial Navy definitely, since the days of TIE Fighter. Like Admiral Zlarin (was that his name?, that blue guy with red eyes)

Thorn
Sat, 25th May '02, 5:24pm
a smuggler, most definitely :cool:

Wildfire
Sat, 25th May '02, 6:25pm
total: That's Grand Admiral Thrawn. :)

Shura
Sat, 25th May '02, 6:53pm
Alright...a renegade sith who does not give a rat's ass about overthrowing the light side, being content to abuse his powers for himself.

Slith
Sat, 25th May '02, 11:17pm
I would be jaster Mereel the man-turned Bounty Hunter by a twist of fate.

Turandil
Sun, 26th May '02, 2:09am
Sith!

Big B
Sun, 26th May '02, 3:31am
"Lando system?"

"Lando's not a system, he's a man. Cardplayer, gambler...scoundrel, you'd like him."

That sums it up for me. I'd be like Lando -- spend my younger days bar hopping (so many cantinas, nightclubs, and diners in the galaxy, and so little time :grin: Anyone catch that red thong in AOTC's nightclub ;)) and then I'd start up some kind of business until some Dark Lord of the Sith stops by and makes a deal with me that keeps getting worse and worse :evil:. Next thing I know I'll be joining the Rebels. Someone must have told them about my moves at the Battle of Tanab :p.

Vukodlak
Sun, 26th May '02, 12:05pm
This deal is getting worse all the time :nono:

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Sir Yerril of Morningmist
Sun, 26th May '02, 5:12pm
Jedi, with a huge 6-foot long green greatlightsaber.

Actually, maybe purple.

Arabwel
Mon, 27th May '02, 8:42am
A dark-side Force user (I absolutely refuse to use the expression Dark Jedi!) along the same lines as Shura:

Does...

Whatever she wants

Whenever she wants

Whomever she wants

If she wants

But, I have to admit that I also definitely agree with Wildfire, the Great One totally rocks... Being an X-Wing pilot would be pretty darn cool...

I also wouldn't object being an Imperial Admiral...

Ara
(Quality Spam since 2001....)

the god
Mon, 27th May '02, 2:34pm
sith lord! got emperor frank on several star wars personality tests in the past. otherwise a TIE fighter pilot.

(these've probably been posted before, but) anyone having difficulty choosing their allegiance...

http://www.outofservice.com/starwars/

http://starwarsquiz.hypermart.net/

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/personality/

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Sir Belisarius
Mon, 27th May '02, 3:57pm
On the first one...It gives you five different characters, I got:

Openness: Yoda
Conscientiousness: Admiral Ozzel
Extroversion: Lando Calrissian
Agreeability: Boba Fett
Neuroticism: R2-D2

The second test wouldn't work. :(

The third test, I got: Princess Leia!

Mollusken
Mon, 27th May '02, 6:29pm
I could be a spear-warrior in that tribe of little furballs in episode VI.

Padine the Paladin
Mon, 27th May '02, 8:27pm
I think that I would be a Jedi because I think that the light saber's are really cool!!!

Wildfire
Mon, 27th May '02, 8:49pm
On those tests:

1st test:

Openness - C3PO
Conscientiousness - Han Solo
Extroversion - Wampa (:lol: )
Agreeableness - Emperor Palpatine
Neuroticism - Chewbacca

2nd test, as Bel already said, it don't work :(

3rd test - Lando Calrissian.

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C'Jakob
Mon, 27th May '02, 11:14pm
A bumbling stormtrooper.

Ironbeard
Tue, 28th May '02, 12:34am
Openness:C3P0
Conscientiousness:Solo
Extroversion:Wampa
Agreeableness:Vader
Neuroticism: Tusken Raider

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C3P0

Vukodlak
Tue, 28th May '02, 12:44am
Openness: Astro Mech Droids (err... ?)
Conscientiousness: Han Solo
Extroversion: Lando Calrissian
Agreeableness: Boba Fett
Neuroticism: Chewbacca

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Chewbacca :)

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joacqin
Tue, 28th May '02, 1:39am
I got Palpatine on the most important one!! The last one. That dude is so cool! Its sad the he got so reckless with old age though. His coupe to seize power was magnificant, too bad he couldnt keep it :(

DragonRider SkyWard
Tue, 28th May '02, 2:17am
Jedi/Smuggler

Use the jedi powers in me to get more money to help the rebels on my smuggling runs.

Slayer of Bhaal
Tue, 28th May '02, 2:53am
A sith with a X-Wing

Mathetais
Tue, 28th May '02, 5:26pm
Openness: Yoda -- This wise, philosophical, and thoughtful Jedi master challenges the establishment, encouraging his pupils to unlearn what they have learned and see the world in novel, creative ways.

Conscientiousness: Admiral Ackbar -- This rebel Admiral is renowned for his great powers of organization, responsibility, and administrative abilities. He is individual who can be relied upon.

Extraverted Ewoks -- A species with extraverted and introverted tendencies. On one hand they are a shy, timid, and reclusive species. On the other hand, they are very sociable, living in groups, placing great emphasis of interpersonal relations.

Agreeableness Qui-Gon Jinn -- This Jedi master is loyal, sensitive, and sympathetic.

Neuroticism Chewbacca -- This wookie belongs in the middle of Neuroticism because on one hand he is a strong and fearless individual but on the other hand he is excitable and easily upset (as shown by his reaction before C-3P0 suggested R2-D2 "let the wookie win").

I'm a Jedi Master-Lobster-Ewok-Wookie
That makes me either the coolest person in the Star Wars universe, or one messed up dude! ;)

Sir Belisarius
Tue, 28th May '02, 5:46pm
Or a nice entree with a little melted butter and Old Bay Seasoning!

:grin: :spin: :roll: ;)

Padine the Paladin
Tue, 28th May '02, 6:58pm
The first:
(1)Oppeness: Yoda!
(2)Conscietnousness: Abmiral Ackbar!
(3)Extroversion: Lando Calrissian!
(4)Agreeability: obi-wan kenobi
(5)Neutroticm: R2-D2!
The second: wouldent work
The third:<u>Luke Skywalker!!!</u>

Everibody else should also try the third!!!It's really cool!!!


Padine the paladin.

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Shralp
Tue, 28th May '02, 7:41pm
I would be Max Rebo.

parrotheada1a
Wed, 29th May '02, 7:39am
SIR BELISARIUS: please don't forget that nice bottle of poilly-fuisse. Lets cook him up in a bit of Gungan seaweed too. Only adds to the flavor. :lol:

As for my charachter,I would have to be a warped version of Han Solo. Get rid of the smelly wookie, gimme Padme', nearly naked and ready for action! Natalie Portman is so hot. She could go into battle with me anytime. :grin: