If You recently had plans of becoming an Evil Overlord but tossed them away because You didn't know what to do. Then here is Your revival. 100 tips on what to do as an Evil Overlord.

Fx. Rule number 15

I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
http://minievil.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html



[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited August 25, 2001).]

Nobleman, it is obvious you were not here for a long time, check this out:
http://www.sorcerers.net/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000415.html

We actually do have en Evil Overlord between us, it will only be a matter of time before Wildfire will come in here and start the crusade! :p

Actually I'm just waiting for it to happen so I can be his right hand ;)

ooooooops Before my time at Sorcerers Place. And moving forth while I had a perfectly good vacation going on. doh! :p

Well Think of this as an Enhancement to the top 25-60 list that Wildfire made.

Never too late to upgrade the list is it? Much more to read here. Eventually my search for fun internetpages reveals something seen before :rolleyes:


[This message has been edited by Nobleman (edited August 25, 2001).]

pu-lease, you arent even able to kill children :p

Oh do come on! I have people to do that kinda stuff

yo momma? :p :D

One of the first rules of leadership Kevlar, never mix family and buisness! :p


...and leading the world should definately NOT be a family buisness, especially not an evil aligned one ;)

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited August 25, 2001).]

that was kinda, erm...............my point :p :p :p :D

Hmm, many of those seem to appear in mine, which seems to suggest that the person who sent them to me in an email, probably got them from there.

Oh well, Rule No. 101, Never say when ripping material off other people

Mwahahahahahaha :D

I disagree about the goatee. One of our ministers has one and he looks pretty diabolical. :D

rule 102: Sucking your little finger can cause withering so don't do it.

http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/filmtv/overlord.html
There are 152 here....

Actually the Original link has 231. Just look in his cellblock A and Cellblock B

Dang, didn't notice them....
Oh well, I quite like the links to film cliches and the horror movie survival guide on that site, try them out

No. 232. When I have to fight an primitive indegenous tribe in a heavily forested area it ha inhabited all its existence, I will not send my legions of terror in to be killed by log traps. I will use Napalm (This has probably already been one, but I missed it.)
No. 233 The mysterious prisoner in the special cell in my tower, who actually gets passable quantites of food and water shall be a loyal assasin. The brother I deposed, who has the rightful claim on my dark throne will have been quietly executed.
No. 234 I shall *never* employ assassins whose assasination plans involve seducing the hero. Such assassins inevitably turn against their employers.
No. 235 Any item which can be freely given is *not* proof that someone is dead.

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