We got a little into this in the topic "Sex vs. Your favorite game"
So, what in the roleplaying games, can we turn into a sexual inuendo?

Erm, I guess someone has to make the first move.

Flaming Fist

The short answer is, "Just about anything, with a little effort."

How about Boo getting into those hard-to-reach places?

Get a bunch of guys together in a room for 6 hours, no matter how mature, educated, etc. they are, and sexual innuendo flies. I had a friend of mine, married, kids, successful business, very grounded, mature guy. Every one of his adventures he DM'd ended up in a whorehouse, or with the king's many lovely daughters "rewarding" us. He even had special table with racial and abilitiy score modifiers for penis size and sexual prowess. He's in his early 40's.

With the hope that Minsc will go looking for him? Naahh!

Chilling Touch, for the foreplay.

- Quarterstaff of Bashing (or piercing ;) )
- Slow, for if you like it... well, slow.
- Zone of Truth, to see if she's faking it.
- Animate Dead, for all your necrophilic needs.
- Tongues (lvl 4 Cleric Spell) :p
- Hold Animal, so it doesn't struggle. Unless you like that of course. :eek:
- Color "Spray"
- Mount (lvl 1 Wizard Spell)
- Magic Mouth :grin:
- Shocking Grasp. Grabbing somewhere not allowed?
- Shout
- Putting Simulacrum to good use :)

Aside from that I have Enlarge, Bull's Strength, Endurance and Grease memorised at all times ;)

[ January 24, 2003, 16:30: Message edited by: Faragon ]

Hasn't someone forgotten 'laying hands'? It's a paladin class feature :D

lol ... real holy for that paladin!

I'm sure that by laying their hands on those needing 'treatment' they shall soon be 'cured' of that affliction ;)

Wouldn't 'Chill Touch' have a rather...negative effect?
-Dominate for those of..well...dominating habits...
-Bigby's Clenched Fist...I'd really rather *not* elaborate...
-Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting...for those guys who are overeager

PS-Elios, you really shouldn't put "adult" in the name of the thread, it serves as a sort of beacon for young people...

ROTFL- Faragon! Love your mind!!
(slow, and well, slow )

here's a few more (in order!):

Charm Person
Burning Hands
Flame Strike
Hold Person
Remove disease!!!!
Entangle
Freedom of Movement
Bull's Strength
Sound Burst
Searing Light
Hammer of the Gods
Endurance
Wail of the Banshee
Time Stop...

Time Stop...

Time Stop...

Tensors Transformation
Magic Missile
(shadow shield?)
Mind Blank
Resurrect
Greater Restoration

:thumb: :grin: :shake:

[I regret limiting the spell list to only 3 time stops, but space was a consideration!]

[ January 26, 2003, 03:58: Message edited by: scarampella ]

ROFL! Resurrect!? You must be good!

A bard's song to improve your party's attacks.
Some feats:
Shot on the Run
Exotic Weapon Prof
Cleave
Blind Fight
Craft Wondrous Item
Ride-by Attack
Quick Draw

Isn't there an *artifact* called Rod of Terror?

And let me remind you that Paladins learn the skills ride and Diplomacy quite easily. Who said they were noble?

Edit;
And yes mount is a full round action.

[ January 27, 2003, 00:07: Message edited by: Nobleman ]

GROW UP!!! (Cheesuz)

If you have problems with this kind of stuff, you should have read the description better: It sais Sex and D&D. You could have guessed such things were going on. Save your posts for if you have something to contribute to the topic. Thanks.

I really dislike newbies with a spine. Where are the good old days when they came in shivering with terror, trying to avoid any attention drawn to them? We really should reinstate the old traditions where we sacrifice a newb to our pagan gods by bringing them soulconsuming agony till death takes 'em.

Oh, and "Forge (Cock) Ring". :D

And something is growing up alright ;)

Cheesuz???? :confused: is that a new sort of snack food?

Just curious ... how would you use the "cleave" feat? if you slay your foe you get to automatically move onto the next??? I think to sucessfully pull that off, you'd have to check your bluff, intimidate or diplomacy skill ... or it will blow up in your face BIG TIME!

Quick Draw ... you're serious? ;)

And then there's Power Word: Sleep, for those mages who have a hard time getting a little action...

I can't believe nobody listed Flesh to Stone

Knock, if you wanna knock her up good ;)
Know Direction, so the little soldiers don't take a wrong turn in there...

How about Flurry of blows? an all time favorite in monastical orgies...
And there's an item in BG that changes the sex of your character, right (some girdle, I guess)..

Grease :shake:

Hmm, you can also take your D&D-dice into bed and use it to see if you hit or miss, and when you hit, for how long it takes.... I only hope then that you don't throw a critical miss :)

In that case I hope you have weapon specialization for whatever weapon you charge...

I can't believe no one mentioned endurance.. and, enlarge? :D

Umm, Dildo of stunning? :D

Ambidexterity?
Two Weapon Fighting?
Improved Two Weapon Fighting? :eek:
Greater Two Weapon Fighting?
Perfect Two Weapon Fighting?

:eek:

:eek:

Lokken, check my first post in this thread :D

Lokken, you must not have read my post either

Point-Blank Shot & Rapid Shot!
Hide in Shadows then Backstab... you know where. :grin:
Bless and Chant.

Remove Disease? LMAO :) That's a good one
And I think Richard Gere would enjoy the Boo part ;)

[ February 04, 2003, 11:05: Message edited by: Shell ]

A few more:
-Finger of Death...hehehe
-Whirlwind
-Alicorn Lance
-Lance of Disruption
-Ray of Enfeeblement, for the ladies in case he gets overzealous
-Staff of Power

How about Rigid Thinking -- to help improve someone's confidence in their abilities.

Improved Haste
*oh yeahh*
Time Stop
*********
/end Time Stop
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!*
:D