Does anyone have any???

They can be on any subject. You know what I mean, phrases that you maybe have seen in books or little philosophies that you have made up your self.

(please edit for me Tal if the spelling is wrong!)

[Lol! Contrary to what some people might lead you to believe, I don't go and spell check people's posts except for the headlines, when necessary. I REALLY don't have that much time. ;)] -Tal

[This message has been edited by Taluntain (edited August 19, 2001).]

there are only 3 kinds of people in the world, those than can count, and those that cant

Words of wisdom:

Never tie your shoe-laces in a revolving door.

:D

this is for men only.

Dont pee against the wind

and ofcourse as wildfire said in the chat, dont pee onto an electric fence either

[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited August 19, 2001).]

i just thought of one which goes well with that.

Never Eat Yellow Snow.

This is my motto - and it never failed:

EVERYTHING pays back.

"Intelligence, without the ability to give and recieve affection leads to mental and moral breakdown, to neurosis, and possibly even psychosis. And I say, that the mind absorbed in and involved in itself as a self-centered end, to the exclusion of human relationships, can only lead to violence and pain." (Flowers for Algernon)

I don't know why but I've always liked that quote.

My favirote is if you don't try you will never know I mainly use that one for when I'm going to ask a girl out.

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Tommorow is a bright new day,
Where we can forget the past of yesterday.
When things are going bad
When i am feeling sad
**** it, the sun will rise, i will be glad.

Do never ever drink a whole bottle of tecquila by your self after midnight.

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Don't do drugs ;)

Don't try to be smarter than admins & moderators, for they are subtle and quick to anger. Right, Boo?

Is that a hint or just a warning??

in this case it seems like the same thing :p

Tis an anchent chinese curse may you live in interesting times, may you be known to thouse in power.

I I think this is a good thing to remember as you go through life.

"He who is made of air should not accuse the wind."

"The trick is not to rid your stomach of the butterflies, but to make them fly in formation."

"We have two ears and one tongue so that we may hear much yet speak little"

Amid the chaos of day to day living, We should always take the time to smell the roses, for it is ultimately the little things in life that make us truely happy.

Lazarus Long (Robert Heinlein)

The difference between Ignorance and Stupidity is simply stated: An ignorant person simply hasn't obtained the information, whereas a stupid person chooses to ignore the truth.

Lazarus Long

(Acemandoo, Good one)


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For those who feel, life is a tragedy
For those who think, life is a comedy

Baldak Oakfist, i love the 2nd one
Xenecor, love yours too, wonder if ppl get it

Don't ever regret anything, cause life is to short.

Arkados Blackmire: I think that the people who think will get it (hehe) ;)

"An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes"
Got that one out of a fortune cookie :D

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"Live each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each."

-Henry David Thoreu

Human inventevness will last as long as two other human qualities, Human curiosity and human greed.

"I've been stuffed in your pocket
for the last hundred days
When I don't get my bath
I take it out on the slaves
so grease up your baby
for a ball on the hill
and polish them rockets now
and shallow those pills
you'll sing
oooooooooooooh
space lord mother****er"

- Dave Wyndorf, Monster Magnet "Spacelord"

"It really doesn't matter whether you are right or wrong, as long as you are successful, and people actually believe in whatever bullshit comes out of your mouth. 'Truth' is for idiots. Everybody can tell the truth. A good lie, however, is a work of art."

(A friend of mine gave this small fragment of his infinite wisdom)

"Eagles may soar, proud and free, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines."

If you can start the day without caffeine,
if you can get along without pep pills,
if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
if you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
if you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, though no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
if you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him/her,
if you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
if you can conquer tension without medical help,
if you can relax without liquor,
if you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender preference, or politics,

THEN, you have ALMOST reached the same level of development as your dog.

Its not the size of the boat! Its the motion of the ocean!

ALways remember, there is no such thing as a stupid question............only stupid people that ask questions!

Work is a cage for the soul.

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The only truly stupid question is the one that is never asked.

To think about the future is to despair,
To live in awe of the past is to live there,
To live day to day is to be short-sighted,
So We Die.

And with death comes the question 'what is the meaning of life', surely the meaning of life is that question, should we ever find the answer then what would we do, we would of found the meaning, the reason, there would be nothing left to accomplish, and so we would die, in life.

People seek for a fair world, comlain that 'who said life was fair', well if the world was fair then to live would cease to be of value, because what would we do, go to work, in acomfortable office, but it is only comfortable in comparison of others, in a fair world then they would be all the same, and we could not get paid more, and so would there be a point to promotion, no all u get is more stress, but thats not fair, u get promoted, and someone would be left out, and so there is nothing to gain in doing anything, and so the world shuts down and so we cease to enjoy, to have fun, to live. So be thankful that the world is truly unfair, and that there are always people worse of.!

[This message has been edited by Daevaeron Dererath (edited August 21, 2001).]

Read the 2 biblebooks.. ehm what are the english names? Math or Fjlotsdale, help me!!!

The books that are made by Salomo...

They are full of words of wisdom. At home I will kook in my English bible en copy/paste some of it!

Ahh Math came online... the books are called:

- Proverbs
- Ecclesiastes

Read that and you have read a couple of 1000 words of Wisdom!

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There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity under heaven.
A time to be born and a time to die.
A time to plant and a time to harvest.
A time to kill and a time to heal.
A time to tear down and a time to rebuild.
A time to cry and a time to laugh.
A time to grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a time to turn away.
A time to search and a time to lose.
time to keep and a time to throw away.
time to tear and a time to mend.
A time to be quiet and a time to speak up.
A time to love and a time to hate.
A time for war and a time for peace.

Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
(also sung by the Byrds in the '60's or '70's)

Hate to say it my dear Mathetais... but sometimes i dont think you follow your own advice :(

A time to realize the dream's a dream and wake up

Lokken, yes that is true, but what happens if you want to keep dreaming because we can't get it in real life? I mean I want to have my own computer, renivate my room...I can't do those things...geez.

Depends, if there is possibility to make the dream happen, you probably have to make an effort, it's not like coming by itself like most stuff in a dream do.

With waking up. I ment take action to get what you dreamt about or leave it as you could use your time on something more worthwhile - dont let a dream stand in your path to get something different, whatever that might be

and I'm NOT saying you shouldn't have dreams, I'm just saying that it shouldn't pursue you the rest of your life

[EDIT]
Instead of deleting the post, I'll just let it be. I might be saying the same stuff again but here goes.

Sometimes, there's something you want so badly but can't have, and sometimes, it's better to realize that you can't get it and move on.

hope that made more sense


[This message has been edited by Lokken (edited August 23, 2001).]

Dreams only become detrimental when you can't differentiate them from Reality.

"A man does not have to be a bigamist to have one wife too many"

That may be all too true but i wouldent know

We live we die but in the end it is how people will remember us that matters

"A man does not have to be a bigamist to have one wife too many"

Hehehe that one is cool :)

I created this piece of wisdom when I stopped smoking:

Non-smokers live longer unhealthy :)

Hmm....words of wisdom?
Never pet a burning dog.

New thought:

Never try and make a horse stand in a bucket of water.

Don't understand??? look to the "doh post"

Words of wisdom? You want someting short and powerfull? not just things that pops up or some accidential spamming? Okey. I'll try.
"English Saying":

The wise man learns from others' mistakes. The stupid man learns from his own

True or not It has made me more conscious than any other saying.

"The law is good, then. The trouble is not with the law but with me, because I am sold into slavery, with sin as my master.

I don't understand myself at all, for I really want to do what is right, but I don't do it. Instead, I do the very thing I hate. I know perfectly well that what I am doing is wrong, and my bad conscience shows that I agree that the law is good. But I can't help myself, because it is sin inside me that makes me do these evil things.

I know I am rotten through and through so far as my old sinful nature is concerned. No matter which way I turn, I can't make myself do right. I want to, but I can't. When I want to do good, I don't. And when I try not to do wrong, I do it anyway. But if I am doing what I don't want to do, I am not really the one doing it; the sin within me is doing it. It seems to be a fact of life that when I want to do what is right, I inevitably do what is wrong.

I love God's law with all my heart. But there is another law at work within me that is at war with my mind. This law wins the fight and makes me a slave to the sin that is still within me. Oh, what a miserable person I am! Who will free me from this life that is dominated by sin? Thank God! The answer is in Jesus Christ our Lord. So you see how it is: In my mind I really want to obey God's law, but because of my sinful nature I am a slave to sin."

That's from a letter written by Paul of Tarsis. Read it carefully. Its is my life's story and the only real wisdom I am clinging to today.