View Full Version : My boxers are Lawful Good


The Archmage Neon
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 2:38am
I was taking my daily shower, when I went to put on my boxers and the had LG printed on the tag. Imagine that, while I'm Lawful Neutral myself. Stupid extremist inanimate objects!

The Soul Forever Seeking
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:09am
I think my pants are true neutral. My socks, on the other hand, plot my demise on a daily basis.

What can I say, I have smelly feet.

Rallymama
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:11am
Chaotic underwear can be SO embarrassing! :rolleyes:

Charlie
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 5:34am
CHAOTIC and EVIL-smelling underwear are even worse. :lol:

Kitrax
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:00am
My boxers have an "M" printed on them. I guess that means Mature audiances only... :rolleyes: Crap, my g/f isn't 18 yet, I guess she's not going to be able to take a peak down there for a while! :p :rolling:

Aikanaro
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:59am
Isn't mature audiences 15+?

Wordplay
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26am
Urgh... I think not... In this case it´s definitely 18+... Maybe 17, if she is really, really desperate... You know, pleads on her knees and all...

Kitrax
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:43am
Isn't mature audiences 15+? 15? Mature? I don't think so! Last time I checked, you had to be 18+ to get into a Mature website, or a "mature" rated movie. :cool:
You know, pleads on her knees and all... Heh...she's usually not on her knees, because when she is I can't return the favor at the same time. :o :rolling:

Teensabre
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:45am
My pants are 12/14 (years old?!?)

Shell
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:59am
My pants are big. Don't know what to make of that. And Kitrax, that's gross!

reepnorp
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 1:23pm
After what I've put mine through, they have probably turned evil!

Mathetais
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:33pm
Hmmmm ... /me wonders what "XL" could mean in D&D terminology .... :confused:

Platypus
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 4:47pm
Underwear is like a young, headstrong Paladin: it starts off pure, white LG and then slowly becomes irrevocably converted into a stinking, CE morass... Although the timescale is a little different :D

Yerril
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 7:41pm
My boxers are shambling mounds.

Make of that what you will. ;)

LKD
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:43pm
I feel it my moral duty to state that this is without a doubt the most disgusting thread I have ever read. :p I now have to burn my eyeballs out of my head to remove the Shambling Mound imagery.

8people
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 9:58pm
I'm trying to block out images of peoples underwear....

Especially TeenyS - too much exposure of them already :lol:

Morgoth
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 10:35pm
My boxers are CE.. when I´m wearing them :roll:

chevalier
Tue, 18th Mar '03, 11:26pm
Dear gentry, you must have been drinking.

Rallymama
Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:14am
Ask Velcro what alignment he thinks my underwear has! :grin:

As for CE - you Europeans have underwear that's been approved by the EU?! :eek:

Khelben
Wed, 19th Mar '03, 3:44pm
Velcro what alignment is Rallymama's underwear?
BtW mine are surely Chaotic Evil,M,and with red points...
Well if that means they are Mature material, Chaotic Evil and red dotted,then i gladly accept it,btw we Europeans have that EU stuff,
....approved as "EVIL UNDERWEAR"....

chevalier
Wed, 19th Mar '03, 4:54pm
Everything approved by EU is evil!

Velcro
Thu, 20th Mar '03, 4:14am
Velcro what alignment is Rallymama's underwear?
Why CF of course. What, you don't know what CF is: chaotic fun. What did you have in mind :evil:

Compulsive Dementia
Thu, 27th Mar '03, 5:33am
Looking at some of the alignment descriptions, I'd say that all of my clothing is neutral evil-primarily conserned with itself.

Master of Nuhn
Thu, 27th Mar '03, 1:10pm
My boxers say WE.
What should that be? Wildly Evil? Warty Evil? Windily Evil?

Icingdeath45
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 2:52am
My boxers are Lawful Good, but I don't see how, I'm quite evil

Loerand
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 10:09pm
XL = Xtra lawful, very boring.
I think mine is CN, because they act like they want all the time.

Mystra's Chosen
Sat, 29th Mar '03, 10:26pm
My shirts are always Chaotic Good, cuz they always have some political statement on them. My pants are, well boring, so probably LG, or NG. My socks are CN because they've been exposed to so much vapors that they've gone insane. My shoes are CG, always forging a path for others to follow (ya, right!)

Late-Night Thinker
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 1:55am
my boxers are TN as they are always rooting for the underdog...umm...wait...i mean...they are LG in that they can't tell a lie...specially after some heavy petting...umm...hmm...wait...i got it...my boxers are CE...they are always looking to lay...lie...i meant lie

Aikanaro
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 10:17am
WE could be wind elemental I suppose. And mature movies here are 15+

Satiana Fearbringer
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 10:23pm
Not that I spend much time looking at my underwear. But the usually say XS. I always thought it stood for xtra sexy.

JK/LMAO

Mesmero
Tue, 1st Apr '03, 10:54pm
WE means 'Wedgies Expected'

Alustriel, a.k.a. Ashley
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 1:15am
I accidentally walked in on my brother while he was in his boxers. *giggle* They were actually boxer-briefs, and he looks SOOOOO hot in them. *leers at Tobias*

Tarol'azh, a.k.a.Tobias
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 1:18am
Ashley!!

:o

No other comment.

Eze
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 3:06pm
OMG.

My socks are SE. S*itty Evil. They are so dirty all the times.

*grumbles*

Khelben
Wed, 2nd Apr '03, 3:10pm
OMG
AakaA and TakaT : No comment :)

Tarol'azh, a.k.a.Tobias
Thu, 3rd Apr '03, 12:40am
She thinks she's had the last laugh.
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Il xunus.

Errol
Thu, 3rd Apr '03, 1:29am
Hmm...my boxers says: "Fred's Shorts" on the label. Am I supposed to be worried? :mommy: