I need one, i want one, i desire one. I feed on challenges, they are the stuff that fills my heart with joy.

Enough of the crap here's the deal:

I want some of you to challenge me to do something in an rpg game.
example: Go solo in icewind dale with a bard on insane level. (if you are ssad enough to put that down as your suggestion i will scream.
But things like that if you get my drift.

Here are the games i have:
BG1
TOTSC
BG2
TOB (in about a week actually)
ID
PT

so do it. think of something hard......even send me a premade character that you think i could take on solo.

:) Should I buy IceWindDale just for the pleasure? hehehe I better not. My courses at university starts monday. But who said I should do what should be done. tempting........ tempting.........

Last time You finished the solo-adventure extremly fast. Or was it Earl Grey? I can't promise to play more than 1 hour per day. A bard You say. hmmmmmmm. OK. Gloin Bonehead and Retsnimle will get their bardish counterparts. :cool: I can get the game by monday. This is gonna be fun.

Perhaps You can start more challenges with others. To satisfy Your needs.

so if i take up the challenge you will too?
this could be interesting.
Come on someone give us an idea!!!!!!!!!!
i am so bored i have even joined another board. though it is a mess and nothing like this one.

Of Course You big Troll.Anytime ;) That Bard on insane in IWD sounds fine. But This time my character will be a LOT smarter than Retsnimle.

I haven't Bought ToB yet. Perhaps we should throw our soloBard on insane through that hell? Though I am more hooked on the IWD thingie.

How about playin something like Tie Fighter CD? Or this! Tryin to have as much sex possible in as many positions as possible in 1 hour. Set your target at 5 positions for a start and /or warm up so it gives you about 10 minutes to try (2 minutes is needed for resting and telling you love her etc etc.) And see if you can do it, if you can push the target up and see if you can beat it...now thats a challenge! :D :D :D :D :D

Ok Sniper that was very random, one minute you're talking about TIE Fighter (I remember that game!) and the next you're talking about sex as challenging. OK....

I like the Sniper challenge better ;) Not sure if it would be proper or appropiate to e-mail the evidence of success or failure.... :p

Thanks Sniper. Thanks a lot. Again your little pearls of wisdom from you have changed my life. Brought back memories of the one word story and especially one particular word.
(deep sigh of regret)

But the bard sounds great!
I am starting bg1 with it today on insane level!
Wish me luck!

oh sniper sniper,

I completed that challange ages ago! :D

However my results are secret *evil grin*

Although a re-test could prove interesting :)

Sniper You once wrote

I sometimes take things literally even though its sarcasim...

I hope You see that this one from Kitiara is if not Sascasm then irony.... ;)

I'm never good with sarcasm and can ony pick up direct sarcasm with ease...other then that i'm never too sure...

Avooch Dar, sex was not the word used in the One word story, its masturbate...

Note: i'll treat your post as sarcasm yes? correct me if you were totally serious about that post...

i know that was the word but it's such a dirty word.
However i have just found out on radio 1 that if you do it enough it makes your privates bigger and healthier.
No. i am huge anyway. :D :D :D

*Correcting You* and leaves Kitiara to play with Your imagination

Hell i'd let her play with more than my imagination. ;)

The big thing was just a joke. The only big thing i have is my heart.

Okay Now I want to know. What is it with all this male obsession of Kitiara on this board. Have You all been charmed while I was on summervacation? Has she sent you pictures and all. money?

I must Initiatite a search In the (x)files. :D

Thats a point actually.
To kit: Do you have links to any pics of you so that we may see our godleness?

A little bit of research proved that it all happens in that mysterious Chatroom. the charms. Alas my research stops here. I cannot not enter the chat. have I said that before? Doh!

Congrat. on Your name Sir Dargorn. Have You finally been knighted :D

Have You ever thought that perhaps Kitiara doesn't want to be seen? The anonymity of the internet is a virtue. In here we are all equally worthless.. Or devine ;)

you mean it could be a sweaty hairy guy from newcastle!

I think she is genuine.Red haired people aren't all ugly you know.

Ps. I might get in the chat room n0w you say that as i have been thinking about it but i am not sure how fun it would be to have that much stuff to read at such a fast pace.

Obviously you are not a good researcher nobleman :D

The link to my pic has been posted a few times i think... i do know of one in the thread that slappy started. The one for my fanclub :D See if you can find it :)

what you mean we have to search for them. My god you are evil!

well hello there. As I wrote (and gladly writes again) "A little bit of research". I didn't know that the story went even deeper. My bag. sorry. Poor Dargorn he is probably searching the files for Your picture as I write. Cute don't You think?

I myself will let this adventure rest, and do what I should have done hours ago. Sleep.

Thats only cause i can never remember the darn link... :p

Plus im sure you needed something to do with your free time *giggle*

For gods sake what have you done!

I could have resisted the temtation but then you made it sound like a challenge! And now i can't not search cos Sir Dargorn never backs down on a challenge.

OH! for the love of god give me some clue!
it is two in the morning here.

i did...lol

it is the post concerning my fanclub... how much more of a hint do you need!!

I ran across it awhile back. Unfortunately the picture is rather poor. You need to scan a new one Kit.

Your husband looks like he should be an aspiring artist. :)

EDIT: No offense intended on the pic... you are lovely... it just doesn't do justice to you due to pose and all that... arrrgh I'll shut up before I get myself in too deep...

[This message has been edited by Capstone (edited September 02, 2001).]

ok gotta ask... why do you think my hubby looks like an aspiring artist????

i think he looks like a wildman in that pic.. *giggle*