www.thespark.com (http://www.thespark.com)

Seek out the personality (http://www.thespark.com/person) test. You'll have to force 7 pages of a bit humouristic questions and so will be your result.

I turned out to be the Politician type - Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker. Another thing is that I'd rather see myself as Introvert and Intuitive than Extrovert and Thinker. Anyway, take this test if you care and share your result, if you
care.

Edit: Of course, there are some more tests there:

Pick-up-apability (http://www.thespark.com/pickuptest): Golden Mean award :D

Death (http://www.thespark.com/deathtest) test: Heart attack at the age of 69

Love (http://www.thespark.com/lovetest/)test:

Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc.but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage. :rolleyes:

Dateability (http://www.thespark.com/datetest_att/): 70%. Wait... what am I doing here posting? :shake:

Purity (http://www.thespark.com/puritytest/)70%


Un-intelligence (http://test3.thespark.com/untest/untelligence.cgi): 81%
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Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 81% Un-telligent Side-note: the biggest score so far belongs to a 19 year old female ;)


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So, take whichever you will, or all, or none. Talk, share your score if you will. However, this topic is not intended for general discussion of the stupidity of online quizzes, thank you.

[ June 17, 2003, 19:41: Message edited by: chevalier ]

DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )

Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver. A dreamer yes.

Introvert ... maybe. I'm more of a situational extrovert! :good:

ACTIVIST
(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Feeler )


Sir Bel:

Like just 4% of the population you are an ACTIVIST (DECF)-- motivated and righteous, you feel the need to change this harsh, horrible world we live in. The world would be your oyster, if you weren't 27% likely to be vegetarian. Anyway, you are forceful and outgoing, so you enjoy interacting with other people and are willing to aggressively pursue your goals. If you are male, you are probably thin and lanky, just because that's what activists look like. If you are female, you probably wear thick-rimmed glasses and tight clothes *or* some kind of hippie outfit. Also, sometimes you have trouble with orgasms, since you have trouble losing control.

In more general terms, you are driven much more by emotion than logic. But because of your ideals, you are more interested in real-world results than abstract conclusions.

Advice from us: Make sure you listen to your opposition. Don't hasten to attack different ideologies. This will also help your relationship with your friends.

I got:

ARTIST
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler )

Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.

You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now. Fits kind of.

I did all the tests on the spark a while back (like a year and a half ago) and i really can't be arsed to do them again (seeing as emode which is also free kicks the sparks' arse lol).

The only test i will not forget is - The Lazy Test :heh: 80% :lol:

Personality Test:
(Dominant Extrovert Concrete Thinker )
Like just 3% of the population you are a BUSINESSMAN (DECT). Hide the children and protect the bunnies, basically. In ancient times you would be a deadly barbarian. These days, you're perfect for Wall Street. You prefer concrete thinking to a more creative style, and your direct modes of thought and action help you succeed in whatever you may try to accomplish.
Your forceful and outgoing personality can make you seem like a hothead, but because your mind ultimately rules your heart you rarely let your emotions get in the way of your goals. By the way, think of Genghis Kahn buying seven million pork bellies on the trading market, and then eating half of them, and you have yourself. Good luck.

Pick Up Apability:
You have achieved the Golden Mean! You are
53% pickup-able! You're like Jen. Do you know my friend Jen? You're just like her—she's like this cool girl who's attractive and funny. I should call Jen. Or maybe you're like my friend Steve. Regardless, you like to flirt, but not with ugly people. And when you lock eyes with the right person, you know how to turn the sparks into a towering inferno. But sometimes you won't give people the time of day, which is mean when they really just need to know what time it is. In general, make sure you smell good.

Death Test: Im going to Die on August 1 2064, at the age of 79 and from drowning.

I Don't feel like taking the rest. (right now)

EXPERIMENTER
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 4% of the population you are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

Interesting facts about the PERSONALITY TEST:


9,817,011 people have taken TheSpark's Personality Test.
41% of them are male, 59% of them are female.
The most common personality type is the Guru (SEAF).

The rarest is the Businessman (DECT). Only 3% of all test takers fall into that category.
Women prefer Shakespeare. Typical butt-licking. Still, some parts are about right -at least the end of first part.

Noticed that everyone is of different 'type.' :)

HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET
(Submissive Introvert Concrete Feeler )


David Airzee
Like just 10% of the population you are a HELPER WHO FINDS MISSING CHILDREN OVER THE INTERNET (SICF). You are very tentative in the world and introverted with people--which means you are the shy and silent type. Hence the Internet. But behind your reserved exterior lies a dedicated person with a passion for the concrete truth who wants to, in his heart of hearts, help find missing children. God bless you.

God bless you David!
:good: :holy: :good:

Thanks!

Damn, J-Lo! You are... 69% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, you're wanted in the 48 states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a man. Not only do you know how to turn a guy's engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. I better start going out the house then!

I am 86% pure.
56% loveable
I'm a dreamer
36% - Golden Mean :thumb:

I will Die:
November 22, 2058 - at the age of 70 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from: Suicide

64% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

(Loud scream of despair)

The one result that the tests are most confident about for me is...

"You are definitely a man! 86% confidence. How do we know? Well, deep down, your gender affects everything about you, from your favorite number to your views on Canada. Many men who took the test think and act just like you, as you can see from the clusters above.

Statistically speaking, you are a dude."

:eek:

Also:
77% unintelligent
75% friend
71% dateable
68% slut
57% pure
52% pick-upable
41% *****

Artist- Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler (same as someone else above so won't repost it).

And I'm scheduled to die on April 15, 2057 at the age of 84 from cancer, drowning or alcoholism.

@Sprite: congratulations on beating my dateability You are the only person to have achieve this astounding level of grandeur :D

@8people: you should sell your computer for you're even less pick-upable than I, which has so far only been achieved by you alone :lol:

Your purity level also makes me feel like a sinner. Shall I use my connections in Vatican to make them canonise you alive? :D ;)


Unofortunately I still seem to be the most unintelligent one! Isn't it a paladin class prerequisite anyway? Give me a big club to swing and a fur to wear, or wait, wasn't it a Big Shining Plate and Holy Avenger? :shake:

64% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.


Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 57% chance that he will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."


"But what concerns us most about him is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 57% chance that he will end up in prison! Holy crap. I have already been arrested five times already and I am only sixteen. :eek:

Wheee! These tests are funnier than emode's.

By the way, TheSpark is also 86% confident that I am a man. Sorry, Sprite.

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PROBER
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Feeler )

Like just 3% of the population you are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You're the kind of person who can't leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you'd rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else's word for it. Some people probably think you're a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.
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Do people have a hard time believing I'm intelligent? I don't think so. I let them know it every chance I get. :D Otherwise, fairly accurate. Seems to be based on Carl Jung's ideologies. "Please Understand Me" by David Keirsey and Marilyn Bates is a great read for more serious personality analysis based on this same philosophy.

I'll die on December 8, 2058 of either a heart attack or cancer. 78 years old!!

Other stats:
33% pick-up-able: Frigidaire baby! ;)
71% dateable: I can turn it on -- when I want to
88% pure: Naturally.
92% untelligent: I guess I'd have to be to live until 78. Why not 108?

The rest of this site is pretty hilarious as well.

80% dateability
53% un-intelligent
59% pure

Ooh, I am going to die on November 27th of 2054, at the age of 73, most likely from cancer

Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.

I can't remember the rest of my scores.

@Capstone: All hail the new saint!

@Sprite: Seems you're a bigger stud than I (80%) ;)

I dont have it all here but I got the judge. Fear me! :evil:

Statistically speaking, you are a dude." Maybe you should consider of changing that avatar of yours, you big stud. :p
You like being naked. Wow, where's my camera?

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.
Whew, not bad, I could be a great leader muhahaha :evil:

And also:
57% Un-telligent ( better than average :p )
You are 90% Pure! (Very interesting.) :D
[ people less pure than you (98%)
people like you (0%)
people more pure than you (2%) ]

[ June 18, 2003, 12:15: Message edited by: Sephiroth ]

25%
dateable! You and your friends are/lust after Jersey girls. You know that character in the movie that tries to look suave, but then trips down the staircase? You're that person, except without any pants on. But all hope is not lost! After you pop a few pimples and put some pounds on that gangly frame, you'll have no problem making poeple think they should date you. Until they actually talk to you. That's when they'll realize that you're an airhead who foams at the mouth. Good luck!

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )

Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

18%
pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

You are 69% Pure!

52%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

[ June 18, 2003, 12:43: Message edited by: Eze ]

Personality Test: ARTIST
(Dominant Introvert Abstract Feeler )
Like just 4% of the population you are an ARTIST (DIAF)--creative, adventurous, and deep. Although you are an introvert, your dominant ideas lead you to assert yourself often--especially through your work. You actively put your creativity to constructive use, and because you are ruled by your heart you are less likely to be inhibited by logic.

You have an intuitive understanding of emotion and know how evoke it in others, but the real world can be a prison of foolishness and embarrassment if you don't get your head out of the clouds a little more. Also, you are 87% likely to write poetry. Please, for the love of God, stop now.

Riight, not exactly what I'd have expected, though some parts are right

Pickup Apability: What's up frigidaire. You are 28% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

Heh, I guess this is a bit true ;) Though I think it's mostly based upon the last page. I laughed at all the pickup lines. If you want to pick me up, you'd better be yourself, and not rely on a line.

Death Test: January 11, 2072, at the age of 89 years old. Heart Attack or Cancer most likely.

Great, as long as I'm not dependant on others for the last remainder of my life, I'm fine.

Love Test: Greetings, confusoid. You scored a... 56%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

Datability: Damn, Rico! You are... 81% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet... you're wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl's (or guy's) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the "elation" back into "relationship," and the "night" back into "one-night stand."

Purity: 56% pure.

Unintelligence: 60% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are bordering on mediocrity, yet more exciting than others:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Huh? What is it going to be? A lack of selfconfidence, or high levels of confidence? Other than that, pretty much correct.

Personality: Mastermind (Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Famous masterminds in television: Dr. Claw, The Scarecrow and Mrs. King, Montgomery Burns.

me a leader :lol:

Remember doing the unintelligence test a few months ago, got 86..


Edit: Pick-up-ability 22% :lol:

[ June 19, 2003, 12:12: Message edited by: Morgoth ]

Chevalier - my pickupability is probably low because it takes a lot to get me ;)
I don't have to play hard to get - I already am :p

It's probably your beard :p .

MENTOR
(Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker)

Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot[...] You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy[...]you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. Who? Me?
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25% pickup-able...
I'm not that cold as it says. And I can't understand what the glacier has to do with me.
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57% loveable
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

(no comments)
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73% dateable
NO WAY!

[ June 18, 2003, 16:14: Message edited by: Alexander the Great ]

(Submissive Introvert Concrete Thinker )


Ole Anders
Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:
male

female
Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.
Hell, I didn't know that....

Btw, I'm 75% pure. Heh-heh, here angels, angels, angels... let us become evil for one night... :evil:

I'm 14, why would I have a damn beard? :flaming:

@8people: at least you realise something is wrong :D ;)

8people is female, FYI.

indeed, ty Eze.

I certainly do not have a beard. and got 21% on the gay test - when you should get 32%

Take that, mother!

8people is female, FYI. indeed, ty Eze.As though most people hadn't known already ;)

and got 21% on the gay test - when you should get 32%25% here, normal men get 39%

LOL, a Mastermind (SIAT) for the personality test and 16% datability.

Nice, eh?

Me got on the Friend Test:

Slightly atonal chords and mildly distracting lights! You are
54%
rock-solid friend.


Are you a Virgo? I'm not surprised. You're a good friend at times, but other times you're harder to count on than an abacus coated with finger-repellent. And made of razor blades. You're the type of friend that when somebody asks you to hang out with them, you say you want to hang out but then you never actually specify a time, so that you don't actually have to hang out with that person. But you're generally trustworthy and sensitive to others' needs, like a warm elephant on a cold morning. You'll never be the Maid of Honor at a wedding, but you'll also never be the Maid of Dishonor. Don't be shy about using phlegm or bile to show your friends you care about them.

I am 46% Gay. What a bloody surprise.

The bloody Gender Test says that I am more male than female. Whee.

I am 27% slutty. Whee.

"You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

78% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%
Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 78% Un-telligent

Cool.

I'll die June 25, 2069 at the age of 79 years old.

From the Inner Child Test:

Enfant Terrible
(Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Child)


Your little inner child is l'Enfant Terrible (PIDC) --egotistical, malaligned, dark and pithy. Nothing in you makes any sense. It's like living inside an Emcee Escher drawing with DJ Salvador Dali on your inner wheels of steel.

If it's like that old fart Frued says, "where id was, there shall ego be," than your ego will soon be visiting Dysfunction Gulch by way of Isolation City, just past Pervert Palace. Strewn about the path along the way will be the carcasses of helpless relationships you've slaughtered.

There are two ways for you to grow up and stop acting like an ass:
1. grow up
2. stop acting like an ass

Other than all that stuff, he has fun at dance clubs, likes reading (yelling?) poetry and enjoys the taste of menthol cigarettes. Natch!

I am 46% bastard. LOL.

Personality test:

JUDGE
(Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker )
RotKU
Like just 3% of the population you are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don't think you don't act like a ***** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us
Untelligence Test:
You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

90% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; he just isn't tough enough, sir, and he avoids any solution that involves violence.

"The subject is brave, however,and shows real strength in that department.Courageousness is a large part of un-telligence.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor his score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 90% Un-telligent


[ June 21, 2003, 07:55: Message edited by: RotKU ]

I'm not really that sure about this. I never really saw myself as a "schemer." I'm really a kind, friendly sort of liberal. Really. :good:

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.

Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.

The funny thing is - I DO KNOW GERMAN! Why do I suddenly feel like sitting in a prison and writing about "My Struggle?" :evil:

Added:

Subject of Love:

Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush. The superficial things that other people care about— money, looks, body odor— don't hold much water with you. You wouldn't care if your dreamboat were the Exxon Valdez, so don't be surprised if you ever fall in love with an oily barge. Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs.

An oily barge? I think not! But I did score a 69. An interesting number... :evil: :evil:

[ June 21, 2003, 06:22: Message edited by: Chandos the Red ]

Oh well, I used to visit the Spark daily some time ago, and I did ALL the tests more then once, but just for you I'll do them all again... ;)
(P.S.: go read the stinky feet diaries: they are hilarious!)

PERSONALITY: Politician (Dominant Extrovert Abstract Thinker )
The description fit quite well, even if I never thought about me as a damn "politician"!

PICK UP: Golden Mean - 58% (actually is far above average ;) )

DEATH: June 26, 2059 (age 79, cancer or heart attack probably)

LOVE: 71% "Love hurts, don't it? You're in pure love— the kind with sonnets and hovering cherubs— and you ache like an old man's back for your crush." Absolutely true. :rolleyes:

DATEABLE: 84% (well, I guess it's just a test... :D )

PURITY: 51% (Still high, I must improve to low it down! Eh eh eh...)

UN-INTELLIGENCE: 57% (Doh!)

Greetings, confusoid. You scored a... 39%
Is it a bird? A plane? Is it a boy? A girl? Is it love, or is it lust? Ah, you. You are that rare mix of sensitive and sensual, romantic and randy, pride and prejudice, etc. When you see your crush, you waffle like a Belgian, unsure of whether you'd rather paint their toes or suck on their toes. Poets have long been puzzled by your kind. You'll never fall for robots or nymphos, but you will suffer longs bouts of marriage.

Mild congratulations, you are... 63% dateable! You are neither more not less dateable than your peers-- welcome to the land of mediocrity, home of the masses! You have an undeniable animal magnetism, but you're just as likely to attract small animals as you are to attract human beings. Nevertheless, the people you flirt with generally find you funny and cute, or "fute." You have good hygiene, which is an imporant aspect of relationships involving two or more people. Avoid seafood and walks in the woods.

You are 51% Pure! (Very interesting.)

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are: 72% Un-telligent! which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:
"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.
"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 72% Un-telligent