At long last, the question on everyone's mind can finally be answered, if you were a Smurf, what would your smurf name be? You can use both your real name and the nickname on here. For your name here, just leave the last name blank.
I'll be the first to start SP's colony of Smurfs. I am, and I kid you not, Erotic Smurf for my real name and Smurf Smurf Smurf for Elios!
http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

Heh... my real name makes me into one Meshugana Smurf... wtf is that supposed to mean?

Then again, my board alias turns me into a Super Absorbant Smurf

Gah. I am doomed.

*goes to listen to her Smurf records*

Laa-laa-la-lal-lal-laaa.....

I'm Kung Pao Smurf.

Using my real name, I am: Cujo Smurf

Using my SP name, I am: As-Seen-on-TV Smurf

Married Name: Yakuza Smurf
Maiden Name: Megatron Smurf
SP Nick: Quantum Smurf

A fairly good collection, I think! :roll:

With my real name I am: Litigious Smurf
My nick smurf name is: Junkie Smurf! Wow, that was a good one! I like both of 'em.

My given name and last name produces Futzy Smurf, my first and last names produces Odoriferous Smurf or JSBB produces Fetid Smurf. Hmm, I guess they think I ought to shower more often, or use a stronger brand of deoderant. :D

*Jerry Smurfer daytime TV show*

What the smurf d'ya wanna know my Smurf name for?

Who the smurf d'ya think you are?

You think you are allll that, but you are really just full of smurf. And I have news for you about your new smurf, Smurfette, there ain't no such thing as a female smurf. She's just another TV on TV, stick that in your smurf and smurf it.

*Two Smurfs start fighing on stage. The Smurf audience starts chanting 'Jerry, Jerry'. Eventually things calm down and the first smurf reveals his name*

Fo all those that want a piece of me, my name is Talk-To-The-Hand Smurf.

*Drops white trunks and flashes blue backside, before running off stage.*

Using my real name: Vanilla Ice Smurf
using my screen name: Man-Eating Smurf :evil:
Cool!

Real Name: Radioactive Smurf

SP Name: Erotic Smurf

Not sure if that is a good combination, but I will go with it...

My real name produces "Phil the smurf" which is strange since my name ain't Phil, but its still a cool name :thumb: .
As for my Nick name...ahem...Its ummmm "Full monty smurf" Me no think so :nono: ...

First name: Lemon-Fresh smurf
Last name: Quantum Smurf
SP name: Jojoba Smurf

I am an unspectacular looking skin refreshing smurf.

Real name: Cujo Smurf
SP name: Squanto Smurf
And just because I like it, former married name: Cuddly Smurf (awwwww)

Real Name: Doctor Smurf (yea rite)
Board Name: Drippy Smurf (ewwwww)

Real name: Fundamentalist Smurf
SP name: Jojoba Smurf

Can anyone make sense of that? Freud aroud?

Real Name = You Go Smurf
8people = Ibn al' Smurf

er...

Real Name = Fatass Smurf
SP nick = Conrad Smurf
Other nick = Pantless Smurf

ps: I'm pretty sure that the Smurfs wouldn't say Fatass, or Pantless. Are you sure this thing is Smurfing?

Full name: Trusty Smurf
First name: Deadly Smurf
Second name: Very tall Smurf
SP Nick: Talk to the hand smurf

Cleft Palate Smurf??

Odoriferous Smurf??

Real Name: Maximus Smurf
Pen Name: Heterosexual Smurf
SP Name: Squanto Smurf

Take it how you choose.

Full Name: Slappy Smurf
SP Name: Conrad Smurf
First name only: Stickleback Smurf

Ummm...okay.

Real Name: Junkie Smurf
Fantasy(SP) Name: Hannibal Smurf(ahh, nice one ;) )

Real: Stews in His Own Gravy Smurf ( :D )
Nick: Stanky Smurf

:)

This is oh-so-very-cool :D

Real: Heterosexual Smurf (Smurfette is mine :shake: )
Nick: Kung Pao Smurf

Real name: Cuddly smurf (cute :) )

Nickname: He was a general found of treason, he escaped and became a slave, the slave became a gladiator and he will have his vengeance in this life or the next.

My name is Maximus smurf :D

I'm Full Monty Smurf :p

Why do mine and Death Rabbits SP nicks end up as the same smurf name?

Real Name: Cleft Palate Smurf (What the heck is this?)
Nick: Raspy Smurf

Typing in the word Smurf produces Slowly Evaporating Smurf.

RN:Flopsy Mopsey Smurf
SP:Erotic Smurf
I guess that's me :lol:

Heh, Megatron Smurf for my real name.... okay..
Junkie Smurf for my sp nick hehe how fitting :) :hippy:

:addon: Tried the hubby's name he is pantsless Smurf, hehe i thought a perfect name for him :) :addon:

[ October 04, 2003, 15:37: Message edited by: Kitiara ]

Kitiara, You just had to post at the same time, didn't you? You somehow got our answers reversed :p

Full name Michael plus my last name = Stoner Smurf.
Hit the nail right on the head with that one. :xx: :hippy:

Thorongil = Yahweh Smurf.
Not nearly as good as my real name.

Ooooooh...I'm DEADLY SMURF!!!!! I feel like a ninja or something

Blast from the past stops in to say,

"HI, I'm Yahweh Smurf!" :good:

Miss you all :(

I'm the New-And-Improved Smurf for my online name and Erotic Smurf for my real name.

Hmm, what does this suggest? :angel:

Real: Bambi Smurf. Aww, come on.
SP-name: Hoochie Smurf. NO way.
Other nick: Man-Eating Smurf. That hit it.

:)

My Name: Igneous Smurf
Screen name: Stanky Smurf

@Ara: "Meshugana" is Yiddish for crazy. Not too many Jews in Finland, I take it? ;)

Well, I know there are, but I am not aware that anyone I know would be one.

Hmm... it DOES fit, however... :evil:

I soooooo liked the smurf when I was young(er) !!! many founded memories aaaaa...

The hell? My true name is Talk to the hand smurf?!

and my screen name is even weirder Ebola Smurf?!!!

Ebola is a deadly virus. :rolleyes:

First name : Deadly Smurf
Full name : Disgruntled Smurf
SP name : Yakuza Smurf

I guess it's an indication that I'm not a smurf to be smurfed with! :evil: :evil:

Full name: Futzy Smurf
First name: Erotic Smurf
SP nick name:Phlegmy Smurf

My first name is: The Real Slim Smurfy

My full name is: Chesty Smurf

My nick is: Insatiable Smurf

SP nick: Erectile Dysfunction Smurf
um... what?

First name: Lemon-fresh Smurf
Full name: Yakuza smurf

Boozy smurf.
How convinient since I am going drinkin' the entire weekend.- Did you know that the booze in denmark just dropped 35% in prices because of the new tax laws. Oh my, and the danish youth were among Europe's most intoxicated youngsters already.

My real first name Boozy Smurf (Hey i don't drink alcohol much)
My full name Waspinator Smurf :confused:
Nick Deadly Smurf Hehe they got me :p

My real name becames: Super Absorbant Smurf :)
My SP nick becames: Cujo Smurf :confused:

Chanukah Smurf for my real name and Transparent Smurf for my online name :)