View Full Version : Any Hungarians Out There?


Rallymama
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 3:35pm
From Reuters:
Hungarians are the most active between the sheets, leading a charge of Eastern Europeans in the global sex charts. Condom maker Durex's annual global sex survey published yesterday showed that Hungarian lovers enjoy sex 152 times a year. [n.b. - I wonder how often they DON'T enjoy having sex? ;) ] The French only manage 144 performances a year. Americans make love 118 times a year.

Jarel
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 3:45pm
My grand-grand-grand-mother was Hungarian: my grand-grand-grand-father met her during Napoleon campaigns, I swear!!

chevalier
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 6:14pm
Someone bring Baronius here :shake: :lol:

Eze
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 9:01pm
I want a Hungarian humping buddy, when I come of age(LOL).

:p

*still feminist*

BigStick
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 9:30pm
I guess they're all too busy to reply.... ;) :love:

Morgoth
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 9:37pm
And the Dutch are number 1 in the use of lingerie. Now what would I do with that? :hmm: :idea: :aaa:


I hope that image burns into your mind muhahahah!!

Oaz
Wed, 24th Sep '03, 10:19pm
Someone make a bad pun out of this with the phrase "sexual appetite."

Baezlebub
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 11:23am
No, they all starved. They were Hungary

Master of Nuhn
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 1:34pm
Morgoth... I am NOT wearing lingery!

I went to Hungary a 'few' years ago, near Debrecen.
We had some sort of 'pier' but you couldn't see what was on its platform, until you actually stood there. So I walking happily to the platform and when I came there there were 3 (!) naked ladies chatting in the sun! :eek:
I first didnt't know what to say (I was young and innocent) and quickly dived into the water, asking myself how I would ever get out without glancing at these girls too obviously. :D
When I finally came out they asked if I was one of the tourists renting a house there and if the 'pier' belonged to it. After I agreed they asked me if I was bothered that these girls were there.
erm... nooo, not really. I chatted up with them a bit, but I didn't make any moves. (I was still young and innocent, really!)
Next days they came along, but they were wearing bikinis, what made me feel a lot more comfortable. That was the first holiday I kissed a girl (Boy I was innocent!)

Now I read this topic, I would like to return, but nothing will probably happen.
I may not be that young, but I still am innocent. :p

chevalier
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 3:11pm
Any such info about Poles?

Baezlebub
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 4:24pm
Other than the male population having them? Not really. Although, I do hear that Australian women seem to be much of the same calibre. Well, not chatting naked on piers, but you know. Same sort of attitude. If only there weren't indecent exposure laws :sigh:.

Eze
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 4:48pm
What about New Zealand men?

*hopeful*

BigStick
Thu, 25th Sep '03, 5:23pm
Easy, Eze. Don't get yourself all worked up. ;)

Baronius
Sat, 6th Dec '03, 11:41pm
Old thread but it hit my ear (eye).
Chevy, what did you want with me? :cool:

Oh. Sex statistics. One more thing we Hungarian can be proud of. :D

Wordplay
Sun, 7th Dec '03, 2:01pm
If hungarians are on the top, the finnish folk is at the bottom. :xx:

152 per 365 = 0.42/day. Nice. :D

Blackhawk
Sun, 7th Dec '03, 2:07pm
Wow. I'm surprised that this thread hasn't been locked!

Anyway, I'm rather upset that America did so poorly on this survey. To help my country, to be a true patriot, I will have to do my part to increase this percentage! :)

Shell
Sun, 7th Dec '03, 3:40pm
The English have sex one time a year. During the Queen's speech. ;) Why else do you think so many babies are born in September?

Chris Williams
Sun, 7th Dec '03, 7:31pm
The English have sex one time a year. During the Queen's speech. Not true! Most years I get to have sex on my birthday as well.

Loerand
Sun, 7th Dec '03, 9:32pm
Things are getting into details me sees... :p

Wordplay
Mon, 8th Dec '03, 9:14pm
True, and now I must correct my previous post (after what Chris said):

The finnish folk is *second* at the bottom; getting it every christmas, birthday and new year's eve (that's 0,008 per day)

Damn brits... Why must they be so scrooge... :(