Slashing through the Orcs, with a good two-handed blade
Over corpses we go, and through the gore we wade
Mace on helmet rings, making bodies fly
What fun to sing our SLAYING song, and watch these suckers die!

Chorus:
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold, we'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells, don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and blow these dudes away!

Crashing through the door, into the dragon's nose
Our mage whips out a Cone of Cold, and out its fire goes!
Elven bowstrings sing, making balrogs fall
And our thief finds a secret door, into the treasure hall!

(Chorus)

Then appears the Lich, with his demon guard
Our wizard yawns and wishes, we'd run into something HARD...
He begins to cast, his 19th level spell
That damn Lich throws a Gate at us, and drops us all in Hell!

(Chorus)

We appear in Hell, in front of Satan's Throne
Our cleric waves us out the door, and takes him on alone!
Satan's legions don't, want to let us go
Our Techno pulls a bazooka out, and NUKES 'em 'til they GLOW!

Oh, ring their bells with prayers and spells, don't let 'em get away!
We're brave and bold and CRAZED, we're told, to think we'll live the day!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and shells, don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and blow these dudes away!
Yes, we'll hack and slash and blast and trash, and drag our loot away!!"

LOL! That's clever, how long did it take ya to think of it?

Wait! Tal posted that already! Check here (http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=18&t=000466#000001)!

[ December 24, 2003, 15:17: Message edited by: reepnorp ]

http://www.sorcerers.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=18;t=000466;p=1#000 013

Oh well, Merry Christmas anyway! :D

Edit: reepnorp added his link as I was posting.