Khazraj
Thu, 9th Jan '03, 3:41am
Found this on the net. Laughed out loud. Various authors.
Equipped Haer Dalis with the ring of folly and let Korgan literally use him as a punching bag, bare knuckles only. "Eehhhhhh... why you hit? Why? "
Feebleminded Mazzy in her own home with her family watching, and then gave her contagion. I'm sure they will have a great deal of pleasure tending to her needs for the rest of her natural life.
Let Keldorn walk over the flesh to stone trap in the diseased ones area. He makes a nice statue.
Thinking about grabbing the helm of opposite alignment and putting the human skin armour on Keldorn, and then parading him around the Hall of the Radiant Heart. Anybody know where I can find that most outstanding cursed item?
HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow.
ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead.
JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw.
CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow.
JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched.
VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity.
I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well.
AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death.
YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death.
IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she *is* the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh...
Jaheria- test out to see if Sarevok could fight well. First attack he ever did in my game- deathBringer Assault 200 damage. Sarevok stays...
Aerie- Had her become Minscs witch, send her in first. Minsc bezerks, kills her
Aerie- made her walk into the squisher trap at Bohdi's dungeon (whoops..)
Anomen- smashed his family, failed tests, used as punching bag
Keldorn- Nothing, I respected him. The beholder had otehr things to say though with flesh to stone and a blast spell, or maybe it was mine...
Valygar- "Yes we are your firends..." killed him after opening door, sold body to council after killed him infornt of them.
Imoen- left at Jon's house, left at Bohdis dungeon
Jan- made him become so ugly he couldn't exist anymore. CHA 0, quite a problem for him then...would that mean he stank, had a really bad face and more?
Mazzy- never freed her, prison in abandoned temples is funny
Equipped Haer Dalis with the ring of folly and let Korgan literally use him as a punching bag, bare knuckles only. "Eehhhhhh... why you hit? Why? "
Feebleminded Mazzy in her own home with her family watching, and then gave her contagion. I'm sure they will have a great deal of pleasure tending to her needs for the rest of her natural life.
Let Keldorn walk over the flesh to stone trap in the diseased ones area. He makes a nice statue.
Thinking about grabbing the helm of opposite alignment and putting the human skin armour on Keldorn, and then parading him around the Hall of the Radiant Heart. Anybody know where I can find that most outstanding cursed item?
HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow.
ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead.
JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw.
CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow.
JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched.
VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity.
I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well.
AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death.
YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death.
IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she *is* the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh...
Jaheria- test out to see if Sarevok could fight well. First attack he ever did in my game- deathBringer Assault 200 damage. Sarevok stays...
Aerie- Had her become Minscs witch, send her in first. Minsc bezerks, kills her
Aerie- made her walk into the squisher trap at Bohdi's dungeon (whoops..)
Anomen- smashed his family, failed tests, used as punching bag
Keldorn- Nothing, I respected him. The beholder had otehr things to say though with flesh to stone and a blast spell, or maybe it was mine...
Valygar- "Yes we are your firends..." killed him after opening door, sold body to council after killed him infornt of them.
Imoen- left at Jon's house, left at Bohdis dungeon
Jan- made him become so ugly he couldn't exist anymore. CHA 0, quite a problem for him then...would that mean he stank, had a really bad face and more?
Mazzy- never freed her, prison in abandoned temples is funny