Lol
trick *you dont need to do this* start a new game as a elf and call yourself Kahlid!
And whine a lot
and whine
and whine
and whine
then maybe she wants to sleep with you!

oh hilarious!

god! why is this person still here? have they not used up all their (non)funny material yet?

haha lol :D

not :mad:

Well i can see his point.
Even Khalid has a better chance of getting some than him. He's just getting lonely so hes turning to imaginary people.
It's a medical condition you know. My brother had an obsession with Lara Croft once. (the proper one not Angelina Jolie)