"I don't usually speak to the likes of you, but...no regrets"

"Enough! I haven't got..."

"Enough! I haven't got...a bit of hospitality to his guests. Come, enter and be welcome at the Sea's Bounty."

"I said I would..."

"I said I would prepare to be eviscerated, fool!"

"My brother thumped me but good this morning. Can I hire..."

EDIT: fixed up a word I accidentally overwrote

[ November 25, 2005, 03:42: Message edited by: Winterine ]

"My brother thumped me but good this morning. Can I hire an elven arse?"

Yeesss! I am the arse-master! :p :shake:

"Take that, ..."

"Take that, Maria!"

"Nalia, what have you brought..."

"Nalia, what have you brought (to) your funeral."

"Shh, I must talk to you in private, these are..."

"Shh, I must talk to you in private, these are...just the sort of creature I am looking for."

"Have I told you how I became..."

"Have I told you how I became ... THE LAW, i think!"

"Why are the street's so ..."

Yes you are Maggy! :D

"Why are the street's so ... filled with evil and decay, lets give it a good shake and see what falls out."

Pathectic I know :) .

"I just came here to find some ..."

"I just came here to find some ...death come for thee."

"I am the predator who..."

"I am the predator who ... WILL CRUSH!"

"There is nothing more important than ..."

"There is nothing more important than diddies!"

How true, how true... ;)

"I feel this is my rightful..."

"I feel this is my rightful...elven arse."

"Death awaits you but not..."

"Death awaits you but not...my diddies."

"I need a swig of some.."

"I need a swig of some Saradush."

"You're all such BIG..."

LMFAO Maggy!!!

"You're all such BIG ... arses"

Now who WASN'T expecting that! :D

"Fairfolk rarely have time for ..."

"Fairfolk rarely have time for diddies." :aaa:

"What's happened to the queen? She's been..."

"What's happened to the queen? She's been...an elven arse."
(Sounds like something Jonaleth might've said. :grin: )

"Don't teach my hamster to suck..."
(No diddies. :nono: )

"Don't teach my hamster to suck ... CHICKEN!"

"So, are we gonna go kill something ..."

"So, are we gonna go kill something ...crawling around down here?"

"I will lead for as long as..."

"I will lead for as long as ... it is nice to enjoy the out of doors"

"I trust all is ..."

"I trust all is ... ENDLESS WAVES OF BAD DOGGIE WEREWOLF MONSTERS THAT CHEW YOUR TOES WHILE YOU SLEEP!!"

"You've the rank smell of Golodon the..."

"You've the rank smell of Golodon the...turnip-hating scum."

"'ere now, we don't like your..."

"'ere now, get out, we don't like your ... tobacco pipe!"

"I wish i had my own ..."

Is that how it was supposed to go Kuem?

"I wish i had my own ...diddeys"

"I miss my..."

"I miss my...Boo will take care of the details."

"Elminster this, Elminster that! Give me 2,000 years and a..."

"Elminster this, Elminster that! Give me 2,000 years and a...banana."

"Word has come to me ..."

"Word has come to me ...I do so swear."

"Stop touching..."

"Stop touching hard-to-reach places."

"Be quick with..."

"Be quick with...my tunic"
"You! Sharp-beared fellow! Run and get me..."

"You! Sharp-beared fellow! Run and get me...the turnip still in the corner."

"Yes, oh omnipresent..."

"Yes, oh omnipresent elven arse!"

"I await your..."

"I await your ... such big men"

"My time is brief so be quick ..."

"My time is brief so be quick ...mortal."

"I am Illisaera the Quick, child of..."

"I am Illisaera the Quick, child of ... a simple woman"

"Kneel and ..."

"Kneel and ...goodness!"

"Ahh, I sense that you have the head of our little..."

"Ahh, I sense that you have the head of our little... Diddies"

"Why is that man..."

"Why is that man ... sooooo tired"

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to be ..."

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to be ...an elven arse"

Soz for nicking your quote, magpie!

"Nature's servant..."

"Nature's servant ... (is) getting a little sleepy"

"Ohhh, I am a simple ..."

Yes Moon, and from everyone else too! :D

"Ohhh, I am a simple elven arse."

(Another 'had to' moment ;) )

"By the horns of Silvanus, I'll plant him beneath the..."

"By the horns of Silvanus, I'll plant him beneath the ... out of doors"

Yep, that made heaps of sense! :D

"I've just about seen enough waking hours ..."

You see that ... i made that one hard!

"I've just about seen enough waking hours...for death in Mae'Var's stead. This would be bad, understand?"

"I'll not coax sparks from carved sticks or farts from stones! My strange magics will..."

( :lol: farts from stones... :shake: )

"I'll not coax sparks from carved sticks or farts from stones! My strange magics will ... CRUSH!"

Sorry! I just thought I should end that with something small and interesting!"

"I WILL ..."

"I WILL ...go into the mobile vegetable peddling business together!"

"All glory for the dark..."

"All glory for the dark ... mutton mongoring riff raff"

WOW ... 3 in the morning and that's the best i could come up with!

"Alls I need is some ..."

"Alls I need is some ...body honed with years of exertion" :D

"Prepare to be..."

"Prepare to be...Jan Jansen, at your service."

"I do not understand this..."

"I do not understand this ... evil, only the charming and the tedius"

"Only shallow people don't ..."

"Only shallow people don't ...want ta take a look at my diddies"

Sorry I had to.

"My mama works at the copper cornet, whats a..."

"My mama works at the copper cornet, whats a ... fish with no eyes - ffffffsssssshhhhhh!"

That's ok Drow, we all do it! :D

"I hate them ..."

"I hate them... strapping buttocks."

"I don't understand this..." (Edwin, BG1)

"I don't understand this ... Flaming Fist"

"I wish you ..."

"I wish you die! You die!"

"I am yours to..."

"I am yours to ... proceed car car carefully"

"Better part of ..."

"Better part of ...me diddeys"

"Standing around, standing around. I feel as if I'm in the..."

"Standing around, standing around. I feel as if I'm in the ... out of doors"

Aaahhh! so simple, yet so ... ummm, shutup! It was good! Wasn't it Moon Elf!

"Feel my wrath for it is ..."

"Feel my wrath for it is ...Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

What? :angel:

"Ahh, it is..."

"Ahh, it is ... sooooo dark down here"

Oh, don't worry, I just think it didn't make much sense!

"Me Korax, me ..."

"Me Korax, me ...hungry."

"You go nowhere! This our bridge! You pay to..."

"You go nowhere! This our bridge! You pay to look at my diddies!"

Eee... an ogrillon stripper! :aaa: :outta:

"RRAAAHHHHRRR!!!..."

"RRAAAHHHHRRR!!! You're terrible! This was not a *naughty* dream."

"Your lips taste..."

"Your lips taste...vile and evil, wizard."

"What a beautiful day. And what makes it even better is..."

"What a beautiful day. And what makes it even better is...an elven arse."

Gee, Mags, I'm stealing your line and you're taking Moon Elf's. :p

"I am very proud of you, as I'm sure Gorion..."

"I am very proud of you, as I'm sure Gorion ... is very strict"

"Our rules, are very ..."

I'm sorry, but WHO was the first one to use that line boys! :D

"Our rules, are very ...well"

"There goes a truly..."

"There goes a truly elven arse!"

WHEEE!!! The arse is back! :spin:

"Watch thee where thee place thy..."

Watch thee where thee place thy ... my lung, it's flopping all over the dirt ... damn"

"I have nothing you ..."

"I have nothing you ...murder, death, kill!!!!"

"That was a noble..."

"That was a noble... elven arse."
couldn't resist. the arse is so back :D
"*mumble* ... and they think ter call THIS..."

"*mumble* ... and they think ter call THIS ... an elven arse"

OK OK, I'll stop! No more now! :D

"Those the Gods wish to destroy they first make ..."

"Those the Gods wish to destroy, they first make tea!"

Because the Gods are polite and understand etiquette, even in their vengefulness. :D :coffee2:

"My hotel's as clean as..."

And thus the spirit of the arse was banished whence it came. But for how long...? :mommy:

"My hotel's as clean as...me diddies."

;)

"'ello..."

"'ello ... you're all such big men!"

Yes, i do get that alot! :D

"I'm gettin' out of ..."

"I'm gettin' out of... Valkur's strapping buttocks."

(Sorry, couldn't resist. That Branwen line cracks me up every time I hear it.)

"Yer a queer..."

"Yer a queer...Yoshimo!"

"I see that viscious harpy has already pounced upon..."

"I see that viscious harpy has already pounced upon...my tunic"

"Time for some..."

"Time for some ... MEAT"

"It is useless to ..."

"It is useless to ...pee"

"My mama says I have to marry a rich..."

"My mama says I have to marry a rich ... tobacco pipe"

"I wish i had my own ..."

OK ... I did this one on purpose! Let's see who gets in first huh! :D

"I wish i had my own ...Lass upon me lap"

"I can brake an arm or a leg for a..."

"I can brake an arm or a leg for a ... red cheek madain my friend"

Aaaawwww! C'mon Drow, you knew what was SUPPOSED to go there don't cha!

"I had more fun in ..."

"I had more fun in ...The abyss"

Either Diddies or Elven arse :)

"Oh sure your all a bunch of Goody Goody twoshoes yet I am..."

"Oh sure your all a bunch of Goody Goody twoshoes yet I am ... a creature of wonderous beauty"

"Oh, you have returned, and so ..."

"Oh, you have returned, and so ...Not all creatures are fooled by the echantment (see manaul pg 118)"

Yes i'm running out of ideas

"Aaa we are all heros you and boo and I hamsters and rangers everywhere..."

Aaa we are all heros you and boo and I hamsters and rangers everywhere ... is always able to provide entertainment"

"Stand where you're at ..."

"Stand where you're at ...My pleasures will not include you this eve"

I'm not licked yet Seb.

"My mama say all drow should..."

"My mama say all drow should... DDDIIIEEE!"

"Momma said not to talk with ..."

Don't worry Drow, i never will be! :D

"Momma said not to talk with ...His M-I-S-T-R-E-S-S" :)

We are both aussies so this'll plobaly only end when one of us falls asleap or gets bored. (not me)

"Spout Your evil speaches if you must Drow but..."

"Spout Your evil speach if you must Drow but ... if you start runnin', you might just make it home alive"

"This isn't as fun as i thought it would be, travelling with ..."

Weeelllll ... probably you Drow, I'm already tired!

"This isn't as fun as i thought it would be, travelling with ...Anoman warrior preist of helm" (Got that right)

I've never posted so much on a fourm.

Aaa the child of Bhall has awoken. It is time for more..."

"Aaa the child of Bhall has awoken. It is time for more ... DIDDIES!!!"

C'mon, it was begging to be said there!

OMFG Drow, you are soooo right on that one! :D

"I can't let you leave, not when I'm so close to unlocking your ..."

"I can't let you leave, not when I'm so close to unlocking your ...Face Tiax orders you."

How did I know you would say that

"More intruders have entered the..."

Come on Seb you cant resist the excuse.

"More intruders have entered the ... elven arse"

There was no other way Drow, i promise! :D

"Our quest is ..."

"Our quest is ...throwing rocks at me?"

"You funny..."

Okay, kids, time to let others play. ;)

"You funny...You wanta take a look at my diddies"

"I will no longer listen to the babling of incolent..."

Eh Keuper's probaly right you win seb.

"I will no longer listen to the babbling of innocent...Mazzy Fentan, at your service."

"This raven is ready to fly, at..."

"This raven is ready to fly, at...A chainmailed arse"

couldnt resist one last one. (I'll be back)

"I love You in my own..."

"I love You in my own ... what the hell were you thinking kind of way"

"Ahhh, the city, with all its people and their accumulated ..."

ahhh, i changed it all ... double double post!

"Ahhh, the city, with all its people and their accumulated ...Diddies"

"Taix shall face him alone though you may."

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"Taix shall face him alone though you may ... gain a magic missle or too inside you if you're not careful!"

"You need a new tailor, your clothes look absolutely ..."

"You need a new tailor, your clothes look absolutely ...Pathetic!"

"That blasted argougant wench..."

"That blasted argougant wench ... i kicked her in the head 'till she was dead, Har har har! "

"The Lord of Murder shall ..."

"The Lord of Murder shall ...need some grog and a good lass upon me lap"

"I just came here to find some..."

"I just came here to find some ... tome of great value to our library"

"Hold travellers, before you enter you must ..."

"Hold travellers, before you enter you must ... Stay with me tonight."

"I'm all for..."

"I'm all for ... Garl Glittergold's sight"

"The seas are sure rough this time of ..."

"The seas are sure rough this time of ...Turnip pedaling"

"You wouldnt hurt one of your..."

You wouldnt hurt one of your ... gnome(s) would you?"

"Queer things have been afot ..."

"Queer things have been afot ... Cernd!."

"Helm see's all know that and be..."

"Helm see's all know that and be ... ever so grateful"

"So sayeth the wise ..."

OK Drow, I'm waayyyy tired! Happy hunting!

"So sayeth the wise ...Turnip hating scum"

Same to you Seb

"We must rest soon, boo is getting..."

"We must rest soon, Boo is getting...a banana."

"Where to now, fearless..."

"Where to now, fearless... omnipresent authority figure?"

"Tedious monkey.."

"Tedious monkey arse."

"How far have you roamed, son, running away from..."

"How far have you roamed, son, running away from...this jerk (with) a banana?"

"Watch me swallow flaming..."

"Watch me swallow flaming...Hamsters"

"Cities are always teaming with evil and..."

"Cities are always teaming with evil and...knives."

"I am one of the few who..."

"I am one of the few who ... want some whiskey"

"I'm always ready to ..."

"I'm always ready to ...need to Pee"

"You wouldnt hurt a..."

"You wouldnt hurt a ... lady would you?"

It was either that one, or the gnome one - i had to guess!

"I've got the best prices this side of ..."

"I've got the best prices this side of ... my abode?!"


"Calim****es, Tethyrians, Waterdavians, they all..."


edit: Didn't forsee the censoring... they're people from Calimshan :p

"Calim****es, Tethyrians, Waterdavians, they all ... (are) very proud of you, as i'm sure Gorion is"

"All my stuff is authentic, really it ..."

"All my stuff is authentic, really it ...A banana"

"Your pathictic magics are useless let this..."

"Your pathictic magics are useless let this...take a look at me diddies."

"Don't touch me! I might catch..."

"Don't touch me! I might catch my tunic and let you gaze upon my body, honed with years of exertion."

"So. The abbil calls and I..."

"So. The abbil calls and I... must not continue!"


"Oh, this reminds me so much of..."

"Oh, this reminds me so much of...a waste of your life."

"When Tiax rules, britches will not ride up..."

"When Tiax rules, britches will not ride up ... (my) elven arse"

awww c'mon Kuem! You knew it had to be done!

"Wha? I have nothing you ..."

"Wha? I have nothing you ...it is confused, right?"

"The city and all of its accumulated..."

"The city and all of its accumulated stupid!"

"Death to the..."

"Death to the diddies."

"So hard to find decent..."

"So hard to find decent...turnip markets."

"Cast off your old ..."

"Cast off your old ... guril berries"

"Oh Beautious creature, you are my ..."

"Oh Beautious creature, you are my Greywolf! You have returned!"

"So, you want to take a look at me..."

"So, you want to take a look at me ... old man"

ummmm ... yessss! :D

"None cross Greywolf and ..."

"None cross Greywolf and ...look at me diddies"

I couldnt resist :)

"I dont normaly speak to the likes of you but..."

"I dont normaly speak to the likes of you but...do ya want to take a look at me diddeys?"

That was screaming for it. :)

"Murder death kill! Murder death..."

"Murder death kill! Murder death Edwin, as I remember you should be dead."

"Helm sees all! Know that and..."

"Helm sees all! Know that and...look at me diddeys"

"Good to..."

"Good to touch me. I'm super-important."

"By Valkur's mighty..."

"By Valkur's mighty...Elven arse"

None shall see me, though my..."

"None shall see me, though my...hotel's as clean as an elven arse"

"If you want to go strapping with this nab, you'll first have to give up..."

"If you want to go strapping with this nab, you'll first have to give up...more experiments"

"Boo is quick and evasive and there's..."

"Boo is quick and evasive and there's... me dideys"

(Do NOT want to imagine that,

"Yes? Oh omnipresent..."

"Yes? Oh omnipresent ... child, I am glad I have found you"

"You must learn to be ..."

"You must learn to be a waste of your life!"

"Edwin do this, Edwin do..."

"Edwin do this, Edwin do...me diddeys"

YUK! Who'd want to screw Edwin?!

"Aye? Something you..."

"Aye, something you icky man."

"I am stronger than ever with the aid of..."

FYI, some people did want to romance Edwin: http://www.spellholdstudios.net/mods/edwin/

"I am stronger than ever with the aid of some fine Dwarven ale!" :beer:

Yup, it has that effect on you. :xx: :spin:

"Trax, my friend, you do me..."

"Trax, my friend, you do me... a nice place for a henge"

(I know that it doesn't make sense, and I don't care.)

"I am bcome death, destroyer of..."

"I am bcome death, destroyer of...the turnip in the corner"

"Smiles everyone, smiles! This is..."

"Smiles everyone, smiles! This is my body, and I hope it pleases you."

"No, this was not a naughty..."

"No, this was not a naughty...taxman"

"I have to..."

"I have to eats corn?!?"

"Hail, I told you I would return and..."

"Hail, I told you I would return and...take a look at my diddies!"

"I will not let you leave, no when..."

"I will not let you leave, not when the turnip still (is) in the corner."

"Quit yer..."

"Quit yer ... mouth wench"

"Don't you darling me, you will come home with me this very ..."

"Don't you darling me, you will come home with me this very ...elven arse"

Doesn't make sense, but who cares?! :)

"So long as I never have to breathe the same stuffy air as..."

"So long as I never have to breathe the same stuffy air as ... an old man"

"I don't want to seem confrontational, but could you be a little less, well ..."

"I don't want to seem confrontational, but could you be a little less, well flesh and blood and bone! I *live*!"

"Greetings, mercenaries! I am..."

"Greetings, mercenaries! I am ... an elven arse"

ooooooohhhhhhh! wouldn't THAT be interesting!!! :D

"I have a pretty proposal for ..."

"I have a pretty proposal for the savage breast."

"Have I told you how I became..."

"Have I told you how I became ... so vain"

"By Tempus' ..."

"By Tempus' ...elven arse!"

Is Tempus male or female? Didn't put diddeys just in case... :)

"Tis better to die on your feet than live on..."

"Tis better to die on your feet than live on... me diddeys."

You knew it was coming.


"The Gods have decreed..."

"The Gods have decreed this old and battered body demands rest."

"Why are the shtreetsh so..."

Tempus is a guy.

"Why are the shtreetsh so...bleeding from every orifice!"

"I am the predator that..."

"I am the predator that tastes like chicken."

"Your blood is rather..."

"Your blood is rather ... boring boring BORING!"

"They are deviants, let them rot in ..."

ok ... who wants to take this one! :D

"They are deviants, let them rot in ...An elven arse"

"See battle boo? run boo..."

"See battle boo? run boo ... car-car-carefully"

"Me will crush, crush you to ..."

LOL Drow!!!

....goo?

Ballrock ... you have to complete it and start another one!!!

"See battle boo? run boo ... car-car-carefully"

"Me will crush, crush you to ..."

so finish it off with another quote

Sorry brain fart there!

"Me will crush, crush you to ... goo.

Stop touching...

I think this is right.

NOOOO! You have to finish it off with a DIFFERENT quote! Not the one it actually is! :D

Let's try again shall we ...

"See battle boo? run boo ... car-car-carefully"

"Me will crush, crush you to ..."

I am such an idiot! No no, don't argue it is truly self evident.

"Me will crush, crush you to ... me diddies!

Stop touching....


Extremely lame, I know but I have been up for 28 hours and am quite obviously braindead.

"Stop touching ... me diddies!"

There we go, MINE was better!

"Leave me be! Lest your head leave your ..."

"Leave me be! Lest your head leave your ...elven arse"

"Tiax shall rule the..."

"Tiax shall rule the ... city of Baldur's Gate"

welll, we all knew it was gonna happen!

"For the glory of ..."

"For the glory of ...me diddeys"

"I am Anomen, warrior priest of..."

"For the glory of ... a fine looking strumpet."


"Sleep lightly..."

"I am Anomen, warrior priest of ... adventure, or nothing"

sorry, i just took the first one

"WOW, an ..."

"WOW, an ... elven arse"

"Sleep lightly..."

"Sleep lightly ... Silke, thespian extrodinaire"

wasn't that great! :D I liked adding that in!

"You wouldn't hurt a gnome would ..."

"You wouldn't hurt a gnome would ... butt kicking for goodness"

"This place could acheive..."

Last one before I go to sleep!

"This place could acheive ... the new Lord of Murder!"

"Face me! Face the new ..."

@SebastianII - NOOOO! You have to finish it off with a DIFFERENT quote! Not the one it actually is!Like you did here: "Quit yer ... mouth wench";)

"Face me! Face the new few who are chosen."

"I cleans..."

"I cleans ... the army"

"Oh, excuse me but I'm late for my ..."

OH! Did i do that Kuem!!! When ...

"Oh, excuse me but I'm late for my world's knowledge."

"I've a blade with..."

"I've a blade with...your innards"

"Yes, yes you have my..."

"Yes, yes you have my britches shall not ride up so much."

"My inn is open to..."

"My inn is open to...an elven arse"

"Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran..."

"Brave, brave Sir Garrick, Sir Garrick ran ... (comma) afraid of rabble like you"

That DOES make sense if you think about it!

"DON'T teach my hamster to suck ..."

Please, let's not add anything silly here! :D

"DON'T teach my hamster to suck blade and boot. Boo will take care of the details. <squeak, squeak>"

"I can break an arm or a..."

"I can break an arm or a ... good lass on me lap"

hmmm, interesting that! :D

"Well, since you asked, I would like to register a ..."

"Well, since you asked, I would like to register a mate."

"A man shouldn't speak to his betters unless..."

"A man shouldn't speak to his betters unless ... it's time for a bit of the rough and tumble"

"Here mousy mousy, the chase comes to a ..."

"Here mousy mousy, the chase comes to a ...elven arse"

"Declare..."

"Declare...by my salt-stinging eyes!"

"Death comes for..."

"Death comes for...everyone"

"There is a disgustingly sick person out there..."

"There is a disgustingly sick person out there...evidently so"

"This one is.."

"This one is...yourself"

"Let me have..."

come on :p

"Let me have the law."

"The tab? Oh, uh,..."

"The tab? Oh, uh,...and now she's dead"

"You rather outlandish folks..."

"You rather outlandish folks...are as clean as an elven arse"

Couldn't help myself. :)

"He who sneaks on Minsc..."

"He who sneaks on Minsc...will suffer"

I just waited for you Shadow Lurker :D

"Then the drow..."

Awww...how thoughtful of you! :D

"Then the drow...drop hammer on big godly toe."

"Time for some..."

"Time for some Anomen, warrior priest of Helm!"

"Jump around and swear for days, he did. Very bad..."

Oooh! I like it! :love: (except I really need time for some food at the moment. Btw did you just come out of the bathroom? :lol: )

"Jump around and swear for days, he did. Very bad...ass"

"Jump on my sword evil, I..."

"Jump on my sword evil, I do not know my own conscience, my lady."

"Ah. You have obviously given considerable thought to..."

The bathroom is a reference to my recreational habits. :beer:

"Ah. You have obviously given considerable thought to...me arse"

Mwahahaha...

"Let me have a..."

Ahh...I see. :D
Edit: Bye bye for now! :D

"Let me have a ... blade with your name on it!"


"Would you like to take a look at..."

"Would you like to take a look at Boo?"

"Whoa lord, it's hard to be..."

"Whoa lord, it's hard to be... me diddies."

"We are all heroes, Boo, me and..."

"We are all heroes, Boo, me and ... Larrin you old feather duster"

ummm, i think that's how it goes!

"Even with infravision, i prefer the ..."

"Even with infravision, I prefer the simple country fair."

"Luck be a..."

"Luck be a ... elven arse!"

YES, you heard me! :D

"You can't live without a little ..."

"You can't live without a little ...Look at me diddies"

That was crying for it.

"I will show you my body I hope..."

"I will show you my body I hope ... I'm sooooo tired!"

More of something a WOMAN would say huh! :D

"Are you talking to me! Are you talking to ..."

"Are you talking to me! Are you talking to ...ignorent children"

"You must not let yourself get so wounded ariee I will not always be around to."

You must not let yourself get so wounded ariee I will not always be around to ... live without a little adventure"

"I beg of you, please free ..."

"I beg of you, please free ...a turnip"

"Me tempers bad enough without ye..."

"Me tempers bad enough without ye ... old man"

"Our library is a man's haerem of ..."

"Our library is a man's harem of classes."

"Our rules are very..."

"Our rules are very ... boring boring BORING!"

sooooo true! :D

"Hello child, shall we continue your ..."

"Hello child, shall we continue your ... drownin' in gutter water, bleedin' from every orifice."
(I really hope not. :sick: )

"I've had better times..."

Can we please take a break from diddies and arse? :rolleyes: Remember, Boo in Jan's trousers is much funnier. :p

"I've had better times...slaughtering the stupid."

"I'm a gentleman at heart..."

"I'm a gentleman at heart. I will plant him beneath the Stones of Aisith."

"Well then. Are we to..."

"Well then. Are we to...DIE! You DIE!"

"Back again I see..."

"Back again I see...to crush you to goo!"

"Weather's been..."

"Weather's been prickly on me arse."

"Fine bit o'..."

"Fine bit o'...Spanky"

"You'll get no villan's..."

"You'll get no villan's simple country fair."

I'm in a Volo mood. :p

"Here mousy, mousy. I wanted to wait, but I just couldn't..."

"Here mousy, mousy. I wanted to wait, but I just couldn't... gather your party before leaving"

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for..."

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for ... an elven arse"

ALLRIGHT!!!!! LAST ONE! I promise! :D

"You're a lucky fella aren't ..."

"You're a lucky fella aren't your pantaloons pressed?"

"Come in poor; walk out..."

Come in poor; walk out ... with a chianti and some fava beans"

"STOP TOUCHING ..."

Ok guys, remember we said NO MORE diddies or arses! :D

"STOP TOUCHING sword, meet evil!"

"I've got the best..."

"I've got the best... blade with your name on it."

"C'mon,c'mon, let's kill..."

"C'mon,c'mon, let's kill turnip hating scum!"

"Butt-kicking for..."

"Butt-kicking for ... Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

ohhh wouldn't that be nice!

"My lackeys return and none too ..."

"My lackeys return and none too ... again you disturb me"

"Why was this man not..."

"Why was this man not...drowning in gutter water, bleeding from every orifice"

No more diddeys or arses! *sob*

"I am ready to..."

"I am ready to... Crush you to goo"

"Hmm dont rightly know..."

"Hmm dont rightly know when did I eats corn?!?"

"These bars will not hold my..."

"These bars will not hold my...tunic and you can gaze upon my body, honed through years of exertion"

Heh. :)

"My soul aches for my lost..."

"My soul aches for my lost... mouse-magic that makes me do your bidding"

"Hello child, shall we..."

"Hello child, shall we me remove my tunic and you may gaze upon my body, honed through years of exertion."

"Would that I had this luxury of..."

"Would that I had this luxury of gotcha good."

"I'm very proud of..."