kuemper had the last post with this:

"You should not have meet 'em."

"It will be our father's..."

Woo hoo...first in the new thread.

"It will be our father's...Wassail for all!"

"Glory to the dark..."

"Glory to the dark...diddies!"

"Whatever you need, I do it..."

Yay! Diddies on the first page! Sweet... :)

"Whatever you need, I do it ... with a nice chianti and some fava beans"

ummm, no one likes Xzar, we know but ... shut up! I liked it!!! :D

"Only shallow people don't ..."

"Only shallow people don't ..."take a look at me diddies?"

And again! Coolness!

"I ate his liver with..."

For Sebastian Chimandrae :)

"I ate his liver with an elven arse!"

Because low-brow is always good. :shake:

"Which part of ... do ye not understand?!"

Yes, it's a fill-in-the-blank quotation, just for some added variety! :p

"Which part of 'split yer gut open' do ye not understand?!"
oh well, 'nuff nagging about diddies and arses, here is something called "vorlage" in german, i think it's assisst in english:
"silence, child, let the fool pronounce his..."
who'll be first? magpie? moonelf? arse king oder diddy queen? stay tuned, right here on cartoon... ahem, sorcerer's place message board :D

"silence, child, let the fool pronounce his ... shallow apperance"

"You can't live without a little ..."

Hahaha! thanx moon elf!!!

"You can't live without a little slaughtering the stupid!" :evil:

"I warrant your attention? Oh ..."

"I warrant your attention? Oh the best prices this side of Cormyr!"

"Hey sexy, do ye want to..."

"I warrant your attention? Oh ... mutton mongering riff-raff"

Go Imoen!!! :D

"Leave me be! Lest ..."

"Hey sexy, do you want to hold my rodent?" *cough*

"We're all..."

EDIT: aargh! Double post! :bang: Let's just go from here, eh? ;)

Nooooooooooo!

Im too late!!!

mutton mongering riff-raff"

Go Imoen!!!

"Leave me be! Lest ..."

Sorry about the confusion!!!

[ November 07, 2005, 15:15: Message edited by: Sebastian Chimandrae ]

"We're all such big men."

"I follow the path of..."

"I follow the path of... mutton mongoring riff raff"

"Leave me be! Lest ... "

Sorry Sorry Sorry!!! :(

"I follow the path of the disbelievers!"

"Come then, my faithful..."

EDIT: Bah! double post again! :bang: :bang: :bang:

What Sebastian Chimandrae said. :doh:

So, ummm, do you want me to make a new one or should we just continue on from mine? Sorry Magpie!!!

look, let's all just take a look at me diddies and have hotels as clean as an elven arse and then move on!
"the city changes but for the fools..."

"The city changes but for the fools servant awaits."

"Hail. It is not often I..."

"Hail. It is not often I...lie in the gutter bleeding from every orifice!"

"Alms. Alms for..."

"Alms. Alms for me ale?"

"If I wished to sit about all day, I'd..."

"If I wished to sit about all day, I'd youngins waitin'."

"I got better things to do, one NOT..."

"I got better things to do, one NOT... a bloke can't walk five feet without someone hitting them up"

"Your voice is..."

"Your voice is death to the disbelievers!"

"Come then, my faithful..."

Hah! I wil not be denied! :p :evil:

"Come then, my faithful lest my hamster become an orphan."

"This group shows..."

"This group shows... I AM the law!"

"I am death come for..."

"I am death, come for turnip tea." :spin:

"Magic does not nest well..."

Happy now? :shame: :p

You made a mistake, Bird-boy! It's nest, not rest!

"Magic does not nest well... do not presume."

"Stand and deliver..."

"Stand and deliver friend or foe."

"I've just about had enough waking..."

"I've just about had enough waking... our quest is vain."

"Halt! Be you..."

"Halt! Be you...mutton mongering riff raff."

"I am... the quick.."

[ 2 blanks there ^ ]

"I am...Edwin Odessiron...the quick..may refer to me merely as 'sir' "

"Life is..."

"Life is... Ambrosia"

"Our Quest is ..."

"Our quest is...to take a look at me diddies"

"Haiiiya! Heh, the tourists love..."

Up with diddies! Sorry if I'm annoying you, Schaf. :)
But I AM THE QUEEN OF DIDDIES!

"Haiiiya! Heh, the tourists love to meet 'em."

"Mutton, mongerin'..."

<Can we quit with the 'fill-in-the-blank' quotes?>

"Mutton, mongerin' tedious monkeywork"

"For the glory of ..."

Hey Kuem, did you mean leaving the dots in?

you're not annoying me, moonelf, i think it's fun to see where you can squeeze [in] your diddies if you only want to :D (did that come out the right way?!)
sure we can, kuemper, but only, if the added quotations somehow make sense.
@topic: "For the glory of ... the sword coast!"
"so i kicked 'im in the head and he was like..."

"so i kicked 'im in the head and he was like...a stinker!"

"I've done had..."


I'm referring to what Elwithral likes to post.
"I am... the quick.."

[ 2 blanks there ^ ]Why not just stick with the first half of one quote, followed by the second half of a different quote? I'm just ranting, so do what you will.

"I've done had...rotting teeth and gums"

"You're such a funny man. That's why..."

"You're such a funny man. That's why I'm gonna slit your throat, I am."

"My tavern's..."

"My tavern's...clean as an elven arse."

"Who wants..."

@kuemper: that is the original quotation! (And I should know; Schaf did appoint me arse-master :shake: )

Nevertheless, I shall proceed anon...

"Who wants to be doing such good things?"

"How are we helping..."

"How are we helping... *buuuuurp* Sure."

"Surrender, and thy..."

"Surrender, and thy ... shouldnt speak to his better unless spoken to first"

"Don't touch me ..."

"Don't touch me... the seas are sure rough this time of the year"

"I've got better things to do, so..."

"I've got better things to do, so ... if you to go smackin with this snag, you'll first have to give up the socket money"

ummmmmmm, that's not right, is it? :$

"I am death, come for ..."

I have posted this one on top of the page!

Another one, then.

"I'll do what I can..."

ah sorry disciple!

"I'll do what I can ... you stupid weapon"

"I have no patience for ..."

"I have no patience for ...nature grow wild."

"Please, please give me the..."

@Mags - It's actually 'My hotel's as clean as an elven arse." I win the geek test. ;)

"Please, please give me the... the nether scroll!"

"I hate them ..."

"I hate them ...mutton mongering riff-raff."

"Business's is been..."

@kuemper.. I'm sorry.. :(

"Business's is been... so hollow"

"Time to fillet some ..."

"Time to fillet some ...diddies." :D

"Here mousey-mousey..."

"Here mousey-mousey ... don't touch me!"

"Well, you look the sort who can ..."

Never get tired of those diddies!!! :D

"Well, you look the sort who can ...break an arm or a leg for a copper or two."

"By my blood I possess..."

"By my blood I possess... thee."
"let's do this quick and..."
magpie, you may be king or arses but i fear kuemper's right in this one, winthrop DOES say "hotel". sorry. now i shall have to demote you to prince of arses. :D

Bah! Serves me right for not playing BG1 for over a month. :shake:

And if I've been demoted to Prince, what's kuemper's position on arses now? :hmm:

And back to the seemingly irrelevant matter of the game:

"Let's do this quick, and none will see me now!"

"Wait! I know..."

"Wait! I know ... I serve the Flaming Fist!"

"Yes, I'm still ..."

"Yes, I'm still ...sexy. Do ya want to take a look at me diddies?"

"You are but a gnat compared to my..."

I am still the one and only Diddie Queen! I won't be demoted!

"You are but a gnat compared to my ... diddies!"

HAHAHAHA! Are you moon elf!!! :D

"No one crosses the shadow thieves and ..."

"No one crosses the shadow thieves and plays with me diddies."

(I had to. Sorry. :shake: )

"Ah, the lifeblood of the city. It ebbs and..."

"No one crosses the shadow thieves and ... my diddies"
this time i couldn't resist. :D
but let's not make this thread just degenerate to "the majesties of diddies & areses", diversity rules.
"phew! a dank pool of..." (not sure, this is one of anomen's lines, but i don't remember them too vividly).

"phew! a dank pool of ... the collected rivvin"

"Ye want some ..."

"Ye want some pain?"

"More intruders have..."

...entered the complex, master.

"Dressed in mail but..."

Yay, someone else who doesn't know the rules; oh well, let's see if I can settle this.

"More intruders have...a fist in the eye of sense and reason."
"Dressed in mail but...What is that bulge moving about in your trousers?"

"One must maintain constant discipline and remember..."

"One must maintain constant discipline and remember...I am the law!"

"Watch me swallow flaming..."

"Watch me swallow flaming turnips together and make a turnip necklace!"

"They act sooner than..."

"They act sooner than...fleet of foot and all that"

"I'll stick with you no matter what. But we should still try to..."

"I'll stick with you no matter what. But we should still try to take a look at me diddies."

Couldn't resist.

"Greetings, playthings. You hast..."

"Greetings, playthings. You hast...taken the life she gave."

"I can dance on..."

"I can dance on ... some nice looking waitresses!"

"Dont touch me ..."

"Dont touch me ...diddies." sorry moon elf, couldn't resist ;)
"where men gather ..."

''where men gather....you shall all suffer!'' :eek:

''You are nothing before the...''

"where men gather ...you want to take a look at me diddies!"

"For the..."

(Moonelf, why did you overwrite me? :cry: )

''For the...diddies!'' :shake: (OK hope this will be the last)

''Uncle Quayle, you are...''

''Uncle Quayle, you are ... coughing up blood''

"Ohhh, i'm so ..."

"Ohhh, i'm so ...sexy. Do ya want to take a look at me diddies?"

"A dank pool of..."

@Silverstar - Ooops! Sorry!

"A dank pool of ... stupid mouse traps await our toes in the dark"

"Ho there wanderer, stay thy course a moment, to ..."

YESSS! Go Elminster! :D

"Ho there wanderer, stay thy course a moment, to ...wander Faerun like witless cattle."

"Ooh, shiny..."

"For the...fair folk!"

"The destiny of a male lies in either the bedchambers or.." (not quite sure if thats right)

"The destiny of a male lies in either the bedchambers or...yeah!"

"Thy wish my..."

"Thy wish my...elven arse"

"Dark alleyways whisper of..."

"Dark alleyways whisper of... the bedchambers or the books of wizards."

"An excellent day, for.."

"An excellent day, for...some grog and a good lass on me lap."

"Helm, give..."

"Helm, give ... me strength"

"Alls I need is some ..."

"Alls I need is some ... Moradin's Beard!"

"Aaah, be off.."

"Aaah, be off ... you crummy lager head!"

"A guy can't walk 5 feet these days without ..."

"A guy can't walk 5 feet these days without ...welcome."

"Edwin do this, Edwin do..."

"Edwin do this, Edwin do...a story about trollops and plugtails, please?"

"I can bear no..."

"I can bear no ... Flaming Fist pansies"

"I hate those ..."

"I hate those... clean shaven heads!"

"Yer chatterin's startin' ta..."

"Yer chatterin's startin' ta...save me the trouble."

"And the mad wizard..."

"And the mad wizard...turnip market is making a killing today!"

"You sound like..."

My first diddie-free quote! I must be ill...

"You sound like...old Winthrop used to tell."

"No! Nau! Oloth plynn...."

"No! Nau! Oloth plynn me ale!"

"No! The will of..."

"No! The will of...Shar, guide my hand!"

"All glory for the..."

"All glory for the ... for those who oppose us!"

"I need some ..."

"I need some...as clean as an elven arse."

"Yes, I'm still..."

"Yes, I'm still ... so tired"

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to be ..."

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to be ...builds da boat."

"Die..."

"Die... surfacer!"

"I live! Flesh and blood and ..."

"I live! Flesh and blood and ...prickly on me arse!"

"You need a new tailor, your..."

"You need a new tailor, your enemies are predictable if nothing else."

"It's always good to give a little..."

"It's always good to give a little...look at me diddies!"
(Couldn't resist. :shake: )

"I don't want to seem c-c-confrontational, but could you be a little less ... well ..."

"I don't want to seem c-c-confrontational, but could you be a little less ... well ...clean as an elven arse"

"Please, let's stop with these..."

"Please, let's stop with these...glories of Amn!"

"Sleep lightly..."

"Sleep lightly, my diddies!"

"A waste of my..."

"A waste of my...diddies!"

[ I'm really sorry! :D ]

"The fair-folk.."

"The fair folk will crush you where you stand!"

"What now? I've rather..."

"What now? I've rather...a good butler, yes?"

"Me will crush! Crush..."

"Me will crush! Crush ... your throat I am"

"I'm gonna slit your ..."

so ... how many diddies and arses is it now!!! :D

"I'm gonna slit your ...monkey spank."

"Happy, happy..."

"Happy, happy...Kill kill kill kill KILL!! Whoo-hoo!!" :nuts:

""Hmmm... I think you should sharpen me a bit. I've got more nicks than a Rashemaar ranger's..."

(courtesy of everyone's favorite talking sword ;) )

EDIT:
:lol: Good ol' Moon Elf; I was counting on you, and you didn't disappoint. :grin:

[ November 14, 2005, 20:37: Message edited by: Felinoid ]

""Hmmm... I think you should sharpen me a bit. I've got more nicks than a Rashemaar ranger's...diddies!"

"Hmm...I'd wager the turnip market's..."

"Hmm...I'd wager the turnip market's...a +12 Hackmaster!"

"Ooh, ohh. I have a bad case of..."

"Ooh, ohh. I have a bad case of...rotting teeth and gums"

"Beg for death and I'll..."

"Beg for death and I'll... be proud of you."
"what a noble..."
(i dare you, magpie, this is like an arse-penalty ;) )

"What a noble turnip-hating scum!"

First rule of Quote club: expect the unexpected! ;)

"I am Anomen, ..."

"I am Anomen, ... may torm strike you down!"
"yes, i'm still...

plain wrong, mista, first rule of quote club is "you do *not* talk about the quote club" :D

"Yes, I'm still...priest of Helm."

"I'm glad you found me when you did. This groups does..."

"I'm glad you found me when you did. This group does want want to take a look at me diddies?"

O.K., so the second rule of Quote Club is expect the unexpected. ;)

"Point the sword, and I shall..."

"Point the sword, and I shall RUN FOR IT!!"

"(hic) One for..."

"(hic) One for an elven arse!" :roll:

... then again, sometimes things are achingly predictable ...

"Hey sexy! D'ya wanna take a look at me..."

"Hey sexy! D'ya wanna take a look at me...elven arse?"

"Your voice is ..."

"You're voice is...disgusting"

"Be merry..."

"Be merry...ya crummy lager heads!"

"Me youngins are..."

"Me youngins are ... so tired"

"Yes, the rivers will run red with ..."

(Do i need to spell it out for anyone here ... :D !!!)

"Yes, the rivers will run red with arse!"

"It's an excellent day for..."

"It's an excellent day for...corn? When did I eats corn?!?"

"You do know what a..."

"You do know what a...my husband? I know he's in here somewhere!"

(I know it doesn't really make sense, but who cares? :) )

"Anomen Delryn, son of Cor and..."

"Anomen Delryn, son of Cor and Mazzy Fentan, at your service."

"Killing is our father's work. Embrace..."

"Killing is our father's work. Embrace...squirrels, Boo! I know I saw them! Quick, throw nuts!"

"Boo does not..."

/me claps for Magpie :lol:

"Boo does not...save me the trouble."

"Coo, I knows very little..."

@The Magpie
So horribly wrong... :aaa:

"Boo does not...crush you to goo!"

"No-one crosses the Shadow Thieves and..."

"No-one crosses the Shadow Thieves and...takes a look at me diddies!"

"I ams the little butler for the great..."

"I ams the little butler for the great man of nature as I am, but why did you not take up the sword to fight?"

"I better stop dipping into me own..."

"I better stop dipping into me own...corn? When did I eats corn?!"
(sorry, but it was a necessary evil)

"Welcome to the Adventure Mart, finest..."

"Welcome to the Adventure Mart, finest...elven arse!"

"Soon we shall all be together upon..."

"Soon we shall all be together upon elven arse!"

"And Gorion so mad he was shaking like a..."
(Sorry, can't remember exact quote)

"And Gorion so mad he was shaking like a ... loser loser loser!"

"Momma said not to talk with ..."

"Momma said not to talk with Anomen, Warrior-Priest of Helm"

And momma gives good advice... ;)

"I've no time fer..."

"I've no time fer ... some grog and a lass on me lap"

(ummm, why???!!!)

"Kneel and ..."

"Kneel and ...what if I don't love you anymore?"

Edit: Whoopsie, got distracted and forgot to post a new one.

"Kneel and ...take a look at me diddies!"

"You are but a gnat compared to..."

Momma gives very good advice...never speak with strange bearded men who wear tunics and pink clothing! :)

"You are but a gnat compared to ... Amn!"

"For the glory of ..."

You're so dirty moon elf!!! :D

"For the glory of a proper pub, with an ale in me hand!"

"Pfeh. You think a poor man has..."

"Pfeh. You think a poor man has ... some ale"

"I need some ..."

"I need some ...thing out there is more dangerous. Closer. I can feel it."

"You ain't from around here. I knows..."

@Mags :lol: :thumb:

"You ain't from around here. I knows my diddies!" :spin:

"Even a dwarf's got a limit to his..."

@kuemper, Fel, sl et al: cheers! :thumb: You set 'em up, I knock 'em down... :shake:

"Even a dwarf's got a limit to his...diddies!"

"Hmm, I'd wager the turnip market's..."

@Sebastian II - Am I? I hadn't noticed... :) Apart from a constant stream of diddies...

"Hmm, I'd wager the turnip market's...like the Calemshyte itch."

"I can dance on the head of a..."

Aren't we over the diddies yet? :rolleyes: :shake:

"I can dance on the head of a miniature giant space hamster! Yes, subtle!"

"You are stronger than even I imagined. So be it. Let's..."

Aren't we over the diddies yet?Just wait 'til the tunic enters the picture.

The tunic is MINE! :D MINE! MINE! MINE! :D :D :D

"You are stronger than even I imagined. So be it. Let's...shall I remove my tunic?"

"My lady, what brings you to..."

"My lady, what brings you to me arse."

"All I needs is some..."

"All I needs is some...corn? When did I eats corn?"

"Justice shall be ..."

"Justice shall be dipping into me own ale."

"Sheeps haven't been..."

"Sheeps haven't been...closer. I can feel it."

"Let me remove my tunic so you may gaze upon my..."

It's either going to be diddies or arse, but both are hilarious! :lol:

"Let me remove my tunic so you may gaze upon my...nuts!"

(gotcha :grin: )

"Who are you to touch me like..."

"Who are you to touch me like...you don't live here."

"As I have said before..."

"As I have said before ... AAHHHHHH, HEELLLPPP"

"I'll have no ..."

"I'll have no ...turnip reflex"

"I'M ACTUALLY..."

"I'M ACTUALLY in a proper pub, with an ale in me hand!"

"Awake, child, awake! And..."

"Awake, child, awake! And...taste hamster justice!"

"Ye have stepped beyond the line of..."

"Ye have stepped beyond the line of...sword, meet evil!"

"These boots are made for..."

"These boots are made for...justice shall be swift and final."

"I welcome you with.."

"I welcome you with ... hostile intentions"

"Glory to the Dark ..."

No asses or diddies ... what's going on boys!!!

"Glory to the Dark ... diddies."
i hear your call, sebastian II :)
"You'll find no better..."

"You'll find no better...diddies!"

@Schaf - The diddies don't p155 you off anymore, then? :)

"I am one of the few who are..."

"I am one of the few who are...thespian extraordinaire!"

"Ah child, I am glad I have found..."

"Ah child, I am glad I have found...your diddies."

"Speak up. Speak ..."

At this rate there won't be a Quote Game #3 :nuts: :shake:

"Speak up. Speak ...ya crummy lagerhead!"

"So, you want to take a look at me..."

"So, you want to take a look at me...elven arse?"

"I am your mother. I am..."

"I am your mother. I am... a plan"

"Urrp - Pardon...."

"Urrp - Pardon.... what gives?"

"We are similar, you and.."

"We are similar, you and.. me and Boo!"

"By the horns of ... "

"By the horns of ... Valkur's strapping buttocks!"

"Yer all buffle-..."

"By the horns of ... Rocharon. Makes a pretty good axe."

"Ugh! I.. I stepped in something...'

Lol


"Yer all buffle-... despicable wretch"

"Are you here to ..."

"Are you here to ...step in something squishy?"

"Er-uh.."

"Er-uh.. Speak!"

"There's no more..."

"There's no more bleeding from every orifice...(grumble)"

"Wisdom is only possessed by..."

"Wisdom is only possessed by...the Realms."

"I'll wipe your lineage right out of the.."

"I'll wipe your lineage right out of the..Most Noble Order of the Radiant Heart?"

"Is there a griffin..."

"Is there a griffin ... youngins waitin"

yes that doesn't make sense! Hey, but i couldn't add any diddies!!! :D

"Feel my wrath for it is ..."

"Feel my wrath for it is ...riffraff."

"Now, Minsc leads! Swords..."

"Now, Minsc leads! Swords ... of Amn"

"ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ..."

C'mon boys ... have a crack!!! :D

"ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ...me diddies!"

I'm not a boy, but ah well... :)

"Pfeh! A dank pool of..."

"Pfeh! A dank pool of ... arse"

Sorry, i had to! You're a chick moony?

"Business has been slow, what with the ..."

"Business has been slow, what with the ...turnip still in the corner."

"Hmm, I'd wager the turnip market's making a..."

@Sebastian II - Yes, a "chick" through and through! And with a sick mind, at that! Well, I was this morning... :)

"Hmm, I'd wager the turnip market's making a...pink warhammer?"

"And the mad wizard falls! Saves me..."

"And the mad wizard falls! Saves me...strapping with this nab, ye'll first have ta give uo the socket money."

"Bad dog! Away with..."

"Bad dog! Away with...my tunic!"

"Plant a blade in your..."

"Plant a blade in your...griffin about."

"I like a man in full..."

"I like a man in full...diddies."

"But not all of us..."

"But not all of us need some ale. *Burrrp*"

"Oy, Dennis! You ows me money for me..."

"Oy, Dennis! You owes me money for me...Stones of Aisith if I...if I-"

"Jaheira my darling. Good to see..."

"Jaheira my darling. Good to see an elven arse!"

Oh come on! It was begging for it! ;)

"Yer chattering's starting to..."

"Yer chattering's starting to...collect!"

"Ah, beautious creature..."

"Ah, beautious creature, touch me like you know me!"

"Better part of..."

"Better part of...Helm!"

"Wait. We are in an ambush. Prepare..."

"Wait. We are in an ambush. Prepare my rodent!"

"Your time is done..."

"Your time is done...in Torm."

"Her dark and fiendish kin rose up from their underground homes and killed..."

@Mags - are you just waiting for me to post? ;)

"Her dark and fiendish kin rose up from their underground homes and killed Larry, my brother Darryl and my other brother Darryl!"

"So dark down..."

@kuemper: well, yes, basically. :p

I mean, what finer entertainment can two people share at 3:15 am?

"So dark down ... with a little adventure"

"Only shallow people don't judge by ..."

You guys were on here at 3 am??? I was sound asleep! :D

"Only shallow people don't judge by your pantaloons."

"Standing around, standing around. I feel as if I'm..."

"Standing around, standing around. I feel as if I'm ... an old man"

"Man shouldn't speak to his better unless ..."

"Man shouldn't speak to his better unless ...you want to take a look at me diddies!"

:D hahahahaha!

"Whatever you need, I do it..."

Diddies are back! Huzzah!

"Whatever you need, I do it...my father and brother!"

"I've no time for to..."

Actually, it was midnight for me and (I think) 6-7 in the morning for the collector of shiny things.

"I've no time for to...take a look at me diddies!"

No hope of me being up at that time, THAT'S for sure!

"Our time together has been vile! When next we meet, it will not be under the guise of..."

"Our time together has been vile! When next we meet, it will not be under the guise of...Drizzt and Wulfgar! Elminster and Volo!"

I can't remember the rest of the quote. :(

"Yes, that person was assuredly correct. This is..."

"Yes, that person was assuredly correct. This is calimshyte itch, isn't it? Except for the uncomfortable burning sensation. And the rash. But still."

"Despiccable wretch! You knew I would..."

"Despiccable wretch! You knew I would...no siree."

"Are you interesting in some..."

"Are you interesting in some ... what the hell do you think you're doing sort of way!"

"It is nice to enjoy the out of ..."

"It is nice to enjoy the out of ...an elven arse."

(had to. it was calling for it. :grin: )

"Sune's patience, not..."

"Sune's patience, not ... some whiskey"

OMG Kuem, I'm on the floor here :D !!!

"I got me some nice lookin' ..."

"I got me some nice lookin' ...diddies!"

Sorry, I had to. The diddies are calling me to the dark side... :)

"Is there something I can do for..."

"Is there something I can do for...latrine duty beckons?"

"You know why I'm here: hand over your..."

"You know why I'm here: hand over your ... ale!"

"You're a fool if you believe i would trust your ..."

"You're a fool if you believe i would trust your ... diddies!" :hahaerr: Okay, so it is cheap to re-use this one yet again, eh.


"You're a fool if you believe i would trust your ... Hamster".

"Murder, death..." (I'm unimaginative right now).

"Murder, death...and a faith in Torm."

"My brother was a..."

"My brother was a...big godly toe!"

"Alright, I will make the..."

"Alright, I will make the...turnip still in the corner."

"Oh, I cleans things..."

"Oh, I cleans things...mobile vegetable peddling business together."

"Stop touching..."

"Stop touching Anomen, warrior-priest of Helm!"

I mean it kuemper! :shame: He might get excited & take his tunic off again... :aaa:

"I will bestow the frost kiss of Auril upon..."

"I will bestow the frost kiss of Auril upon...my tunic so you may gaze upon my well-muscled form."

"Wake up, you! C'mon, we've..."

:lol: I'm playing with an elf now, so Anomen's got to be alone this game, The Magpie.

"Wake up, you! C'mon, we've ... got me some nice lookin' waitresses don't i"

"I want to kill ..."

2 in a row Maggy?

"I want to kill ...you know, Yoshimo!"

"Seat yourselves wherever you..."

"Seat yourselves wherever you ... knows it"

hmmm, that didn't make much sense ... did it :D

"You ain't from around here, i knows ..."

"You ain't from around here, i knows my diddies!"

"I am one of the few who are..."

@kuemper: I didn't think that Nerdly Noname had anything against elves... I thought he was pretty un-fussy as far as species concerns went? :hmm: :confused:

"I am one of the few who are ... soooooo tired"

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to ..."

"Leave us be, 'tis much work to ...take a look at me diddeys!"

"Point the sword and I shall..."

"Point the sword and I shall ... combat evil with blade and boot"

Is that it??? Ah well!

"Boo needs to know, did you want us to ..."

"Boo needs to know, did you want us to ...come to Jan!"

"These walls contain the world's..."

@Mags - I have another romance going (the best, imo :love: ) with an elf.

"These walls contain the world's ... personage"

"Hello! Nice to meet the aquantaince of a such a ..."

"Hello! Nice to meet the aquantaince of a such a smelly peasant."

"A man in red is..."

"A man in red is...a nameless dog not fit to cower at my feet."

"I have been cowering at your..."

"I have been cowering at your...tunic"

Go the tunic! :D

"This Thayvian male is as red blooded as his..."

"This Thayvian male is as red blooded as his...Boo."

"When the going gets tough, someone hold my..."

"When the going gets tough, someone hold my ... +12 Hackmaster"

"Find someone rich and then ..."

"Find someone rich and then ...take a look at me diddeys!"

"You really need to clean me. I like to..."

"You really need to clean me. I like to gaze upon my body, honed by years of exertion!"

"A waste of my..."

"A waste of my clean shaven head."

"I turned to protect Boo and..."

"I turned to protect Boo and ... we're all doomed"

"Our quest is ..."

"Our quest is a waste of my talents."

"You could not have made a better..."

"You could not have made a better ... elven arse!"

yyyuuummm, i mean ... WAT!!! :D

"My hotel's as clean as an ..."

HA! Can't use it now can ya!!!

"My hotel's as clean as a ...banana."

"So, fearless leader..."

"So, fearless leader jump around and swear for days, he did."

"Finally someone who appreciates my..."

"Finally someone who appreciates my... good measures"

"To battle with..."

"To battle with...this monkey"

"I don't usually speak to the likes of you, but..."