ok i was trolling arround the BIS boards when i found this at the end of someones post and i laughed so hard it hurt. so with this as an example what other dialogues would you just loved to have seen in the game? (credit to Aikanaro of the BIS forums)

Bodhi: Let's see how you fare without Aerie, your true love! (Demonic laughter)

PC: Uh, actually, I'm with Viconia.

Bodhi: What?

PC: Yeah, I just didn't feel I could commit to a relationship with somebody as emotionally crippled and psychologically tormented as Aerie. So I hooked up with the evil, bitter and twisted Drow. Say hello, Viconia.

Viconia: Quiet, dog.

PC: Charming, isn't she?

Bodhi: But...you'll still have to save Aerie! Because you're the hero!

PC: Actually, I've decided that after this is all over I'm going to sell fish in Calimshan.

Bodhi exhibits a stunned silence.

PC: Well, anyway, we must be going. Magi to kill, you know how it is. You can keep Aerie; she was only good for throwing into the line of fire anyway.

Aerie (to Bodhi): Did I tell you about my wings?

Someone else who's obviously tired of Arie's whining too.

But I'm not sure it justifies Viconia.

Yes, Yes.

I *know* the sex is good; but I'm not sure I can overlook the slapping/abuse even with the awesome sex...

Okay so this is slightly :yot: but as we're ON topic when talking about Viconia, am i right in assuming that you could change her alignment to Chaotic/Neutral Good, if you don't have sex with ther the first time?

Okay so this is slightly :yot: but as we're ON topic when talking about Viconia, am i right in assuming that you could change her alignment to Chaotic/Neutral Good, if you don't have sex with ther the first time?


Nope.

[This message has been edited by Wildfire (edited July 11, 2002).]

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Anyway I'd like to see something between Jon and the Protagonist about him being Xsar in disguise

You can't change Viccy's alignment to Chaotic/Neutral Good. Actually you can't change it to anything without cheating. Sex won't help you.

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