"Awww, I broke...Golodon the Unmanned. And I didn't want to see that the first time."

"I wish I had my old..."

Fel beat me and his was better

"I wish I had my old diddies."

"It is known as 'A Residence for the Magically Deviant', but mages just call..."

"It is known as 'A Residence for the Magically Deviant', but mages just call... an Elven arse"

"I am Anoman warior preist..."

Make it something good :)

"I am Anoman warior preist...lying in gutter water *grumble*"

Where he belongs. :p

"Don't touch..."

"Don't touch... My diddes."

Just.... Cant.... Stop.

"I need to stop dipping into..."

"I need to stop dipping into *burp* turnip reflex."

"This way, good..."

"This way, good... Opresive authority figure."

"There goes a truly..."

"There goes a truly socket money."

"If memory serves..."

"If memory serves... you will take me in but you will take the girl aswell."

"ahh amn the city of comerence... mabye we can sell..."

Cant be anoman its to unrealistic :)

"ahh amn the city of comerence... mabye we can sell...Tiax the Grand again! Such INSOLENCE!!"

"You have been involved in illegal use of magic. You will..."

"You have been involved in illegal use of magic. You will smell of Golodon the Unmanned!" :sick:

"For right, because..."

"For right, because...Cyric said nothing of soggy boots!"

"Minsc, must you keep..."

"Minsc, must you keep...take(ing) a look at me diddeys"

"Boo loves Minsc's..."

"Boo loves Minsc's every orifice."

"You said what you did just to..."

"You said what you did just to... cover your nose, Boo!"


"There is safety in numbers..."

"There is safety in numbers...I bet that shall do the trick."

"I am Edwin Odesseiron, though you simians may refer to me as 'sir,' if you prefer..."

"I am Edwin Odesseiron, though you simians may refer to me as 'sir,' if you prefer...a fuzzy Boo!"

"If I had a copper for every moron I've run across, I could buy..."

"...an elven arse." Okay, now that I've done it first, you have to come up with something else to finish the quote. :p (And buying your own diddies would just be stupid. :p )

"If I had a copper for every moron I've run across, I could buy Drizzt with both arms ties behind my back."

"Please, please give it to me and I can..."

"Please, please give it to me and I can become death, destroyer of worlds!"

"Halt and go no further, layman. There be a great evil here, the source of which I have yet to..."

Halt and go no further, layman. There be a great evil here, the source of which I have yet to ... CRUSH"

You said it Keldorn :p

"For the glory of ..."

"For the glory of ...your heart close and know that you are not alone."

"Feel my amazing..."

"Feel my amazing...fine elven arse"

Sorry Moon Elf just couldn't resist :grin:

"I gotta stop dipping..."

"I gotta stop dipping...Swords! Not words!"

"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me..."

"Elminster this, Elminster that. Give me...useless, male dung heap."

"Business has been poor, what with..."

"Business has been poor, what with...I am cast aside like garbage! Curse them all!!!"

"Helm's beard! I cannot..."

"Helm's beard! I cannot...take a look at me diddies?"
(This has been a commentary on the growing trend of obesity in America. Thank you, and good night.)
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Oh, right. :doh: Ummmm...
"A good blade must be..."

"A good blade must be a +12 hackmaster!"

"You know once? A long time ago? I was..."

"You know once? A long time ago? I was...but you simians may merely refer to me as 'Sir', if you prefer a less, syllable intensive workout."

"The guys make fun of me 'cause I'm only..."

"The guys make fun of me 'cause I'm only... Bhall child."

"More intruders have enterd..."

"More intruders have enterd...a place for the magically deviant, but mages just call it Spellhold."

"I while away the hours, conferring with..."

"I while away the hours, conferring with...Hero coming through! "

"Y'know, once, I was like..."

"Y'know, once, I was like Helm."

"Has the Cowled fool..."

"Has the Cowled fool...time for more experiments"

"How are we helping the less fortunate trudging... "

"How are we helping the less fortunate trudging around Uncle Gerhardt's turnip still in the corner?"

Added a bit more of Nalia's line to make it funnier. :lol: :beer:

"As I have said before,..."

"As I have said before,...do you stand pledged before the Order? Do you stand pledged to the service of righteousness?"

"Anomen Delryn, son of Cor and Moirala, do you..."

If it's diddeys, then he definitely does...shame nobody will let him. :shake:

"Anomen Delryn, son of Cor and Moirala, do you wanna tell me a story of trollops and plug-tails, PLEASE?"

"Mutton mongering..."

"Mutton mongering ... hell hole"

"I want to kill ..."

Please guys! Just don't kill anybody over this one! :D

"I want to kill ... Go for the eyes Boo, go for the eyes!!!"

"I will... see death come... so empty inside..."

"I will... see death come... so empty inside ... my raven"

"My time is quick so be ..."

"My time is quick so be a miniature giant space hamster!"

"Is anyone willing to hear my plea? Anyone? You all know me, I've helped lots of..."

"Is anyone willing to hear my plea? Anyone? You all know me, I've helped lots of ... great evil here"

"For the glory of ..."

"For the glory of me diddies."

"Miserable..."

"Miserable... 3000 years and a banana."

"Ahh I see you sttill have that... Rodent..."

"Ahh I see you still have that... Rodent...you silly girl.
" Silance child,allow the fool...."

(please stop with diddies and elven arse)

Silence child, allow the fool ... to stop dipping into me own ale.


Yoink got your...

"Yoink! Got your +12 Hackmaster!"

Hide your shiny ones, <CHARNAME>... Magpie's about! :grin:

"Time to go home Rufie. You'll like the Nine Hells much better than..."

"Time to go home Rufie. You'll like the Nine Hells much better than the glory of Amn."

(I agree)

"I serve the flaming..."

"I serve the Flaming Rodent!"

Minsc's career as a city guardsman was sadly short-lived...

"It is good to adventure in such a place. The pulse quickens knowing..."

"It is good to adventure in such a place. The pulse quickens knowing... I'm two or three at least."

"Silence, dog. Your only purpose is..."

"Silence, dog. Your only purpose is to hear my plea. Anyone?"

Joneleth gets De'Arnise Syndrome: shut up and listen to my whining. :hahaerr:

"Ho there wanderer. Stay thy course a moment and indulge..."

"Ho there wanderer. Stay thy course a moment and indulge my needs..."

From the abandoned pr0n TC, Baldur's Gate: Tales of the Pork-Sword Coast... :eek: :holy:

"Whoa, slow down! I'm trying to..."

"Whoa, slow down! I'm trying to ... kill a dragon!"

"My brother is a ..."

"My brother is a ...squirrel! Quick, throw nuts!!""

"Butt-kicking for..."

"Butt-kicking for ... Yoshimo is willing"

"Your time is ..."

"Your time is ... Sooo hollow"

"The Fall of all the Bhaal cabal from..."

"The Fall of all the Bhaal cabal from ... this mouse magic that makes me do your bidding"

"Hello child, shall we continue your ..."

"Hello child, shall we continue your... erotic onslaught" :eek:

Imagine Edwin saying that people. :lol:

"It makes Nyleen feel..."

"It makes Nyleen feel as an elven arse."

"Luck be a..."

"Luck be a prickly on me arse!"

"Wife's been getting..."

"Wife's been getting...corn, when did I eats corn?"

"So, where to now, fearless..."

"So, where to now, fearless... Sir Garrick"

"Get your stinking hide out of my.."

"Get your stinking hide out of my..Butt kicking for goodness! "

"Let us save our effort and..."

"Let us save our effort and your knees are mine!"

"Calm down, Corvale. Mr. F don't like..."

"Calm down, Corvale. Mr. F don't like...me diddeys"

"Halt and go no further, laymen! There be..."

"Halt and go no further, layman! There be fava beans and a nice chianti."

"I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back to the land of the living. And I have..."

"I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back to the land of the living. And I have...forgotten my next line."

"Will anyone hear my..."

"Will anyone hear my ... Rodrigo ohhh Rodrigo"

"Hello my good smilin ..."

"Hello my good smilin strumpet, ain't I?"

"What should be done with..."

" What should be done with fine lookin' waitresses, hurr hurr."

"What's my status..."

"What's my status... oh raven of sympathy, yon woman is stifling my creativity and stealing thunder from my wit!"

"Aye I be doing that as quick as..."

"Aye I be doing that as quick as go suck yer blade."

"Life is so..."

"Life is so...booooooring"

"Do ya wanna tell me a story about..."

"Do ya wanna tell me a story about a simple country fair?"

"I should be more productive with my..."

"I should be more productive with my... Umm... Sweetums..."

"None cross..."

"None cross the turnip still in the corner."

"No one crosses the Shadow Thieves and..."

"No one crosses the Shadow Thieves and...you be quiet"

"I will always be grateful for your..."

Moon Elf! Not you too! :rolleyes: And shouldn't your new nick come with some kind of spoiler warning? :p

"I will always be grateful for your mug of some strong, Dwarven ale!"

"Puffguts used to..."

"Puffguts used to contain the world's knowledge."

Yes, really. ;)

"I'm so sweet, I have..."

"I'm so sweet, I have... more... experiments."

Early forms of Plastic surgery.

"One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the..."

"One has lots of time for reflection while waiting for the... Gibbering three, Merry a band as you'll ever see"

"You bore me mageling, you may..."

Moon Elf! Not you too! And shouldn't your new nick come with some kind of spoiler warning?What do you mean, not me too? :hmm: You mean changing my name? :shake: Oh yeah, I didn't really think about the name thing. I better change it (again) :shake:

"You bore me mageling, you may...take a look at me diddeys"

"Feel my amazing..."

[ April 19, 2006, 22:30: Message edited by: Drathir Darthirii ]

"Feel my amazing Oompah, the exploding ogre!"

"My muse shall not..."

"My muse shall not...come home with me this very instant!"

"Do as the Prelate says, Anomen. You must no longer taint this place with..."

"Do as the Prelate says, Anomen. You must no longer taint this place with my body, honed through years of exertion."

"Run you can't, the war will..."

"Run you can't, the war will...finish his eyes once and for all! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EEEEVVIIIIIIL!!!"

"Have-have you heard of my people? The..."

"Have-have you heard of my people? The dwarven folk?"

Aerie, you lie! :shame: :p

"I am Edwin Odessiron, but you may refer to me as..."

"I am Edwin Odessiron, but you may refer to me as... oh omipresent authority figure"

"There goes a truly..."

"There goes a truly...despicable *cough* *cough* depreciable wretch, you knew I would come here?"

"You hear that world! Minsc has a new.."

"You hear that world! Minsc has a new...head"

"How we are going to help less fortunate...

"How we are going to help less fortunate... Bhaalspawn babes died"

"I am become Death, destroyer of..."

"I am become Death, destroyer of rotting teeth and gums!"

"It'll be a cold and dreary day when The Thumb can't extend..."

"It'll be a cold and dreary day when The Thumb can't extend...... the even mightier ... uh, ‘hammer’ he had *beneath* his belt, if you get my drift. A fine instrument to have, but not much good in a fight."

"Tis a fine day for.."

"Tis a fine day for..now I am cast aside like garbage! Curse them all!"

"Helm, give me..."

Helm, give me... an elven arse

Jan Jansen, at your...

Jan Jansen, at your...turnip still in the corner"

Where you'd expect to find him. :shake:

"*burp* Pardon, turnip..."

"*burp* Pardon, turnip... CHARGING BLINDLY ONWARD!!!"
Turnip warriors!

"Tiaax will rule! From a..."

"Tiaax will rule! From a banana."

:nuts: Crazy ol' Tiax

"Have told you how I became..."

"Have told you how I became...Anomen Warrior Priest of Helm"

"What now oh Omnipresent Authority..."

"What now oh Omnipresent Authority...Elven arse"

"Aye? Speak yer mind, if ye..."

"Aye? Speak yer mind, if ye had my old tobaccoo pipe."

"So, there is sanity in all this madness. If you are not in league with the evil that dwells in..."

"So, there is sanity in all this madness. If you are not in league with the evil that dwells in...the bleedin' ball? 'Tis huge!"

"Damnable spirit! How dare it..."

"Damnable spirit! How dare it... here my plea?"

You are you for hire... as a..."

You are you for hire... as a...fine looking strumpet, ain't I?"

"What? No! I did nothing..."

You are you for hire... as a...turnip pealer"

"The lord of murder shall..."

"What? No! I did nothing...sexy, do ya wanna take a look at me diddeys?"

"The lord of murder shall...pass out by the turnip still in the corner"

"Don't bother..."

"Don't bother Imoen."

"Why do I live in such a pissant..."

"Why do I live in such a pissant...banana"

"Hello! My name is Kelsey. I'd hoped we would..."

"Hello! My name is Kelsey. I'd hoped we would...crush you to GOO!"

"This one's for grandma who said I'd never amount to more than..."

"This one's for grandma who said I'd never amount to more than Anomen, Warrior-Priest of Helm!"

Truly an ignominious fate. :p

"I'm actually quite..."

"I'm actually quite...an angry hampster!"

Boo releases his anger.

"Woe Lord! It is hard to be humble when you’re..."

"Woe Lord! It is hard to be humble when you’re Edwin Odessiron, but you simians may refer to me as sir if you prefer a less, syllable-intensive workout."

"It may be a touch unladylike, but I'm going..."

"It may be a touch unladylike, but I'm going...in the most vile manner."

"I can bear no more. Raise your..."

"I can bear no more. Raise your...cha cha cha cha cha chia"

"Not to seem confrontational, but could you be a little less, well..."

Must not mention Anomen....Must not!

"Not to seem confrontational, but could you be a little less, well...RAAAAGH, feel my unholy rage.’


"I will not be judged by a creature that..."

"I will not be judged by a creature that...none of these dogs are!"

"I am barely convinced that honour even holds..."

"I am barely convinced that honour even holds by Helm."

"Jaheira my darling, so good to..."

"Jaheira my darling, so good to...go strappin with this nab, you'll first have to give up the socket money"

"No, NO! Blast you filthy..."

"No, NO! Blast you filthy... Miniature giant space hamster."

"Despair not I will inspire you by charging..."

"Despair not I will inspire you by charging the best prices this side of Waterdeep." :money: :2c:

"I can make..."

"I can make...if you want"

"We're all..."

Xan! :love:

"We're all...cleansed and properly balanced."

"I don't chop wood, ok? I'm not..."

"I don't chop wood, ok? I'm not the little butler, oh yes!"

"You rivvin are mad! I've done nothing to..."

"You rivvin are mad! I've done nothing to...look at me diddeys"

"Manure..."

"Manure...is ambrosia!"

"I can break an arm or a leg fer a..."

"I can break an arm or a leg fer a...look at me diddeys"

"My hotel's as clean as..."

"My hotel's as clean as...you filthy bogslimes!"

"Blast! They act sooner that we had anticipated. No matter..."

"Blast! They act sooner that we had anticipated. No matter...you want to take a look at me diddeys"

"What is the..."

"What is the riff raff?"

"Hey sexy, do ye want to take..."

Ha! No diddies will follow this line! :evil:

"Hey sexy, do ye want to take...a copper or two"

"Nature could find a home here if..."

[ April 26, 2006, 17:32: Message edited by: DarkStrider ]

"Nature could find a home here if...Boo is too young to have to avenge me."

"One must maintain constant dicipline and ..."

"One must maintain constant discipline and... die! You will all die!"

"This is unacceptable, we must..."

"This is unacceptable, we must...Hamsters and Rangers everywhere, rejoice!"

"Ah, tis good to adventure in such a place..."

"Ah, tis good to adventure in such a place with all its accumulated wealth, yes?"

"What have you brought home with..."

"What have you brought home with...a room full of the maddened dead?"

"This woman has power, of a sorts..."

"This woman has power, of a sorts...if properly cleansed and balanced"

"Boys, boys don't fight..."

"Boys, boys don't fight...I'm sure all manner of stupid mousetrap await our toes in the dark."


"That is foolish, and premature..."

"That is foolish, and premature...I'm not an axe"

"Soon we shall all be together..."

we shall soon be together... my elven arse.

Heya, it's me...

"Heya, it's me, Helm."

"If you leave now, you are forever banished from..."

"If you leave now, you are forever banished from...augh, my head! I have to get to the surface, I have to go!!"

"Wake up, you! Wake up!! Come on, we have to..."

"Wake up, you! Wake up!! Come on, we have to... take a look at me diddys."

"Gorion would be proud of..."

"Gorion would be proud of such pain" :evil:

"My tree is in..."

"My tree is in the glory of Amn."

My first thought was quite naughty, so you get Amn instead. :p

"Excuse me, but I'm..."

"Excuse me, but I'm...cast aside like garbage! Curse them all!"

Yep, that's Anomen.

"Halt and go..."

"Halt and go...Look at me diddeys".

Sorry. :cool:

"I am no fiend! I am..."

"I am no fiend! I am...it's me, Imoen."

(Yeah, right)

"Ahh, be off with..."

"Ahh, be off with... a bigger sword!"


"I'm glad I found this group..."

"I'm glad I found this group...,they will only prove a slight delay."

"They act sooner than we had..."

"They act sooner than we had the socket money."

"The wonders I have..."

"The wonders I have... in my pants can be seen for miles around"

"So I kicked him in the head till..."

"So I kicked him in the head till...my hotel's as clean as an Elven arse"

"How may I..."

"How may I help you?"

"Don't touch..."

"Don't touch... me diddys."

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. :)

"Heya, its me..."

"Heya, its me... Anoman warior preist of helm."

"Where did you get that..."

"Where did you get that elven arse?"

"Don't click on..."

"Don't click on butt-kicing for justice!"

"I can dance on the top..."

"I can dance on the top down here."

"You couldn't have made a better..."

"You couldn't have made a better Imoen."

"We have to stick..."

"We have to stick Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

(There, a real funny one. Maybe someone else will post after me? :mommy: )

"So, there is insanity in..."

"So, there is insanity in Irenicus. I took his face once."

"Hail. I said..."

"Hail. I said...TIAX fails to see how this will aid in his ascension!"

"We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, ..."

"We are all heroes, you and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere, the one True God."

"This is the end of things. Rest your..."

"This is the end of things. Rest your...DAMN THAT GHOST!"

"Ahh, your power is too much! Cunning..."

"Ahh, your power is too much! Cunning looking strumpet, ain't I?"


"I got some fine lookin..."

"I got some fine lookin...+12 Hackmaster"

"Death comes for you! ..."

"Death comes for you! (It is confused, right?)"

"I am one of..."

"I am one of...a lot of old friends, I guess."

"Ye have stepped beyond the line of evil! Taste hamster..."

"Ye have stepped beyond the line of evil! Taste hamster, Imoen."

"So, I see you have given considerable thought to..."

"So, I see you have given considerable thought to ... Anomen warrior priest of helm"

:lol: funny. Umm HOW LONG have I been gone and this thread STILL isn't finsihed!!! :D

"Sune's patience not another ..."

"Sune's patience not another name change!" :rolleyes: :p

"Sune's patience not another to beg? Perhaps to grovel?"

"You work for the Shadow Thieves on the pretense they will locate..."

"You work for the Shadow Thieves on the pretense they will locate...me diddeys"

"My lady? Might I bend..."

"My lady? Might I bend the Stones of Aisith if I..."

"I serve..."

"I serve Imoen."

"This isn't right, we should be..."

"This isn't right, we should be butt kicking for goodness"


"feel the burning stare of my hamster and...."

"feel the burning stare of my hamster and Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

Take that, bad guys! :lol:

"Shar, my deliverance is..."

"shar, my deliverance is long, hard and low to the ground"

where would BG2 be without knob-gags!?!? :D

"This Thayvian male is as red blooded as....."

"This Thayvian male is as red blooded as.....Faerun, not discussing cheese!!"

"Anyway I can't leave my experiments. They smell cheesy, like..."

"Anyway I can't leave my experiments. They smell cheesy, like ... an elven arse"

That one was asking for it ...

"Tell me about the ..."

"Tell me about the one."

"I prithee, my..."

I prithee, my revenge, and i shall have it


my previous owner always said i was sharp and edgy, he was such an....

my previous owner always said i was sharp and edgy, he was such an....Elven arse"

"I am one of the few who are..."

"I am one of the few who are... dipping into me own ale"

"Papa! Papa! Smelly is...."

Papa! Papa! Smelly is around every corner, careful not to step in any


when making a glorious eggdish of goodness i understand some eggs must be broken but actions such as this are simply......

when making a glorious eggdish of goodness i understand some eggs must be broken but actions such as this are simply for the glory of Amn!

"More intruders have entered..."

"More intruders have entered.... every orifice"

Eeew!

"Is anyone willing to hear my.."

Is anyone willing to hear my battle cry


disspear not i will inspire you by charging...

disspear not i will inspire you by charging you know, Yoshimo!

"I've nicked..."

I've nicked us all in hard to reach places.


sword met evil, evil met my......

"sword met evil, evil met my Anomen, warrior priest of Helm."

"Boo is sensitive and may not...."

"Boo is sensitive and may not....want to take a look at me diddeys"

"After all it is you who has brought us to the..."

"After all it is you who has brought us to the best prices this side of Cormyr." :2c:

"If ye wants to go strappin' with this nab, you'll first have to..."

If ye wants to go strappin' with this nab, you'll first have to dance on the head of a pin as well.


now i hunger only for revenge, and i shall have...

"Now i hunger only for revenge, and i shall have ... a +12 Hackmaster"

"Time to fillet some ..."

"Time to fillet some ...diddeys"

"My mummy says Elves have the clap. Have you got the clap, Elven..."

"My mummy says Elves have the clap. Have you got the clap, Elven ... chicken"

hehe :D

"Tastes like ..."

"Tastes like ...some ale *urp*"

"I needs..."

"I needs ... a bath, yes?"

"Face me! Face the new lord of ..."

"Face me! Face the new lord of ...diddeys"

No, that job's taken, although lady rather than lord.

"If you..."

"If you... Protect Boo and lost the spell"

"I am Illasera the quick and I have..."

I am Illasera the quick and I have huge ****


minsc leads with blade and boot, boo will take care of the.....

minsc leads with blade and boot, boo will take care of the elven arse.

Yeah, it's been a while.

"Ribald Barterman, at your..."

"Ribald Barterman, at your...diddeys"

Pervert! :p

"Corn? Whens did I eats..."

"Corn? whens did i eats... some rare-bit friends"

Anyone else noticing a theme in Drathir's posts?? :p

"You look as though you chafe within..."

"You look as though you chafe within ... icewind dale"

:lol: you're just noticing this now Psuedo!

"Hold travellers. Before you can enter you must donate ..."

"Hold travellers. Before you can enter you must donate ... a +12 Hackmaster."
(Seriously. They need it more than they need another book. It's way too easy to take out every Watcher in Candlekeep with just a 1st level fighter. :rolleyes: )

"Methinks you'll be pushing up daisies before..."

"Methinks you'll be pushing up daisies before ... the ***** queen seeks no insolence"

:lol: We know Fel!

"I could take Drizzt with ..."

"I could take Drizzt with... a fair gambit!"

I could, too.

"Kids, if your parents don't buy you a big stick..."

Kids, if your parents don't buy you a big stick go for the eyes.


no effect, i need a bigger.....

no effect, i need a bigger face.

"You are employed of course, and do..."

You are employed of course, and do stop touching me.

Poking is not a good way to continue a conversation.

You know, this reminds me of...

"You know, this reminds me of the great one. Oh YES."
I was truly tempted by elven arse there, and I resisted.

"No effect?! I need ..."

"No effect?! I need ... a shower curtain???"

Yeh that'll do a lot

"I live! Flesh and blood and ..."

"I live! Flesh and blood and Imoen."

"Halt and go no further, laymen. There be a great..."

"Halt and go no further, laymen. There be a great...elven arse"

Don't try to fight it, you'll only make it stronger! :p

"Be aware Mazzy, of..."

"Be aware Mazzy, of...ooh, shiny."

"See battle, Boo? ..."

"See battle, Boo? With both arms tied behind my back!"

"If none are..."